>tfw your dick is so big, you have to piss standing up before

>>39491881
I wish I did, that sounds amazing tbqh

i do,

i have a 2 face and a huge cock, LOL

fuckign life and shit genetics.

>>39491881
nice humble brag but this would never happen unless you have a chub

having a flaccid dick that large is bizzare.
I guess if you're hard that makes sense but you cant really piss for shit then.

>>39491881
>>39492042
Sometimes I piss for so long and hard my dick starts to grow and it touches the edge of my toilet

I've been pissing sitting down for the last 10 years at least.

I came to this conclusion at age 20 when I was playing vidya games and I noticed that I kept having to be AFK for longer when I'd pee because I'd sometimes spill some on the ground, so I'd have to spend more time cleaning up. Decided to just start sitting to piss, never had to clean up again.

30 now, still doing it all these years later.

You're a normie that doesn't think outside the box if you still piss standing up just because you're a male.

hah! so you could theoretically shit on your dick if you press it down hard enough?

>>39491881
only if I'm semi to hard.

>tfw penis so big, I get light headed every time I get a boner.

Literally pointless since I'm a permavirgin