enjoying a delicious breakfast and watching my favorite show

>>39490797
>hexagonal pineapple slices

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i bet no american in this thread can identify the things in the top left

>literally cancer tier food for breakfast

end you worthless life right now

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>pineapple

wtf?

>>39490801
get out

>>39490799
salt and pepper

>>39490797
your barely legal daughter taking a black cock in the attic

>>39490797
i could eat like 2 sausages and 1 egg and i'd be done

there are too many fatasses on /tv/

I wish I could eat half of that. I'm 6'2" and 140 pounds, I'm tired of being a skellington but anytime I try to bulk I just get sick.

How do I be a fatass, /tv/?

>>39490797
That could feed a family of six people.

Crumpets with a fry-up?

>>39490806
always be eating, its not about eating a lot at one time, but just a constant stream. All the fat girls I've ever met ate salad at nearly every meal, but they also had 5 granola bars and 3 bags of chips in their purse.

>>39490797

>Crumpets
>Pineapple
>Faggy piece of lemon in a piss coloured drink

A complete bastardisation of the Full English

>>39490797
do americans really eat this?

this looks good. would eat.

t. slav

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>>39490812
How the fuck does she get away with it?

>>39490806
beer and fast food. worked wonders for me.

don't forget your TV license

wtf
fried pineapple?

>>39490797
That's breakfast for five dood. I hope you aren't thinking about stuffing everything down your gob only. It would be ep.

>>39490797

pINE aPPLE

bUT WHY?

>>39490797
Do you boil the sausages before the frying pan?

oH MODS YOU BIG SILLYS

>>39490805
>>39490806
I had one biscuit this morning with my 3 cups of black coffee. I'll then eat twice between 6 and 10pm followed by a protein shake. I have a 6'2" 200lb chadbod (no joke).

>>39490797
Half hour later, it starts pouring.
>make hot cocoa
>slip into blankets and watch comfy-tier movies

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>>39490806
Former skellington here, I feel ya. For me bulking up/forcing myself to eat more food was a million times more challenging than slimming down ever was

What worked for me was drinking a huge glass of whatever multiple times throughout the day to make myself feel bloated. After a week my eating capacity grew. Once I started eating more I actually started appreciating food too

I wish this wasnt moved to r9k fucking hate this place, havent been here around 09

>>39491004
Accidentally some words because of mobileposting, but I think you can make sense of it. Whatever = water

>>39490797
Pineapple I get.
Fried pineapple I don't.

>>39490797
Who cooks fruit?

>>39490811
>Americans
That is British as hell. Look at those beans.

Thats a lot of breakfast. How fat or british are you?

>>39490799
The tomatoes? or the bread? They look like English muffins but are actually probably crumpets.

>>39491045
its really good. warm and moist

>>39491045
grilled pineapple is GOAT

next time you are grilling skewers, add some pineapple chunks.

>>39490811
How can you not recognize how British as fuck this is, why do people always bring up Americans in their posts around here, you're all obsessed