> wakeup by noise at night and she is stealing your shit what do

>steal her face
>preserve it in formaldehyde
>wear it

maybe now chad will like me

tackle her, grab her wrists, and sit on top of her while bending her arms back

>>39490312
Tackler her then shit in her mouth.

Remember to flush in the future

>>39490312
knock her down, zip tie her arms and call the cops

>>39490312
>Stealing my feces
>Shit is feces
>Confused and scared
>Why is she stealing my defecation
>What does she want with it
>Is she willing to trade
>Does she have anything if value
>What kind of twisted person wants feces

>>39490312
Tell her I will let her go if she fucks me, if not >>39490401

Beat the fuck out of her little Stacy face

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>>39490401
> Implying cop will believe your story instead of being charmed by her looks.
> Implying you won't be charged with assault instead.

>>39490312
I would honestly attack her and just squeeze her and make her cuddle me like I do my cat

>>39490312
Reach for the AK and assume there are more. Shoot and hogtie her (one shot because double tap is frowned upon apparently). Ask her for information on other burglars in or around my home.

Lock her in closet and proceed to clear house, press 911 button on the home security keypad en route to finishing the clear. Once all threats have been eliminated place the AK on my back with mag ejected and wait for authorities.

literally beat her to death with my five iron

>>39490312
Do people really fantasize about this shit? Usually my fantasies are super autistic and about super powers or how I would live if I became disabled. I never fantasize about cute girls.

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>>39490450
>>39490418
Then what? You'll have to let her go eventually and go to jail / pay fine for excessive force cuz her lawyer will be like she's all dainty and non threatening and shit and everyone will believe her when they see her stacy looks.

https://youtu.be/r6RGXGgTr6g

recreate this incident

I would fuck the ever living shit out of her. Who is she?

>>39490537
>>39490450
> implying she doesn't have hidden blade

>>39490592
she definitely has something to keep you busy until tyrone and his two cousins bust through the front door that she unlocked. You guess what happens next

In every thread like this, Why is no one saying tie her up and make her a sexslave. Or am i just a fucked up pervert

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>>39490312
Lock her inside the house and ask her why she is stealling my shit and why me no matter the answer i will then proceed to show her my hentai games , i will then jack off to said hentai games until i cum , after that she is free to leave .

>>39490678
because that is unsustainable. mysterious woman appears in your house by random and no one comes looking?

>>39490312
>take gun
>shoot her
It's that easy boys

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>>39490312
Aim, Shoot, Eat any evidence that's left.

>>39490478
>dainty and non threatening
not in a world where blades/firearms are commonplace

>>39490481
dude makes a point, if it was a pair of black dudes he would have skated