This is why you can't get laid

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This better be a pasta. Seriously

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Women are, above all, people. You need to treat them like regular people. Like you'd treat any random guy you encounter. If that means minding your own business and leaving them alone assuming that if they need something from you they'd let you know, this is why you can't get laid. How many women did you approach in your lifetime? Do you know how to talk to women? You talk to women like you talk to any other person. You impress her with your passions, ambitions and hobbies. You entertain them, make them laugh, give them compliments but also keep them interested, you have to fascinate them, show them what you have to offer, advertise yourself, display confidence, attract with your body language, take initiative, put yourself out there, prove your worth, while she looks good and giggles occasionally. You know, like any other conversation you'd have, she could easily be an unattractive dude and the script wouldn't change, right?

To attract a woman you need hobbies. It doesn't matter what they are, women just need to see you're passionate about something. Unless it's gaming, forums, passionately jerking off to porn, anime, comics... no wait, there are girls who like these things. How will you know when you find one, no worries, she'll tell you and every other guy who encounters her. She already has an army of white knights who convince her that a personality like hers is something that only occurs once per millennium, and to think it comes with those tits assures her divine status. So don't bother, she only wants to recruit you. Back to less special snowflakes, yeah, your hobbies aren't hobbies, so you need to change that and improve yourself by becoming passionate about things that don't interest you.

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>>39488726
My god, what I would do to slay that fine creatures pus-pus. Those tits are A1 prime.

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You should also be ambitious. Ambitious means rich. Don't call them gold diggers, this is why you can't get laid. It's not about money at all, it's about proving you can be a good provider and displaying passion for your work because the time you spend away from her working is really one of the most essential parts of your relationship.

Women are not asking for much. They just want to be treated like anyone else. They are your equals, they are not better or worse than you. You can treat them the way you would like to be treated by them, you can be honest with them and open with them. You can just be yourself, that's the key. You don't have to try to be someone you're not. You don't have to pretend or fake things, you don't have to play games. Just how men are different so are women and some women will think you're great for who you are, will be impressed by your interests cause they share them, will like your mindset cause they think like that too.... If this is what you hoped for, this is why you can't get laid.

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>>39488743
>Women are people

How delusional can you be? You're either a delusional beta Bryan, or you're a roastie woman who can't find a guy.

Burn this thread now. It's bait and is after all, bullshit.

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>>39488726
>Women sense these things, they can look at you and deduce by reading your facial expressions that you're the type of person who'd tell them to fuck off when they comment on reddit to offer their point of view "as a woman."

>Women sense these things, they can look at you and deduce by reading your facial expressions that you're the type of person who'd tell them to fuck off when they comment on reddit to offer their point of view "as a woman."
>Women sense these things, they can look at you and deduce by reading your facial expressions that you're the type of person who'd tell them to fuck off when they comment on reddit to offer their point of view "as a woman."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39488754
>You should also be ambitious. Ambitious means rich. Don't call them gold diggers

Confirmed bait. Please anons ignore this shit bait poster and carry on to the next thread.

>>39488726
>>39488743
the fuck is this gay shit, you think i'm gonna read all this shit putting women on pedestal?

women are stupid as fuck, they can't sense shit, once you clear your head of make believe you realize that women are literally smaller, weaker, stupider and autistic men but with titties and pussy, the only thing women can do right is opening their legs and getting bred, they are completely useless in everything else, the more you treat women with respect, compassion, understanding etc the more nervous and angry they get, bitches are still on primal level, they expect the biggest guy in the tribe to shake and break their asses and breed them brutally, otherwise they think you are a freak

it's a brutal black pill to swallow but once you do you will stop making a fool out of yourself

>>39488743
Ellyse looking SMOKING lads

>>39488756
>>39488763
Are you both fucking retarded?

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>>39488754
>You should also be ambitious.
>It's not about money at all, it's about proving you can be a good provider and displaying passion for your work

>>39488784
>>39488768

Are you also both fucking retarded?

This isn't "bait" you stone-cold morons, it's obvious, deliberate and overt satire.

>>39488791
>maybe if i defend wymyn online they will let me lose my virginity

phaha kys my pathetic man

>>39488726
I like this girl's big juicy tits

>>39488805

Sorry you never learned English past the 6th grade level

If you honestly think the OP is not satirical and is genuinely good advice, you may have experienced some serious head trauma.

>>39488824
sorry you never learned you will die a beta virgin faggot, trying to protect women online hoping he will get some pussy while the girls you like get railed by hot dudes who treat them like dirt

>>39488835
>>39488804
How is "treat women like people" not genuinely good advice? I'm curious why anyone who thinks mutual respect in relationships is a joke doesn't understand why nobody wants to be with them.

>>39488839
I certainly hope you don't act this way in real life. However, even if you don't act on it, thinking that women don't deserve respect is a major issue, and definitely contributes to people not wanting to date you.

You know, half of the people in the world are below average looking. What separates less attractive people from being "incels" is that incels act bitter, and blame everything but themselves and their attitudes (women, normies, chads, their own looks) for their loneliness. You weren't born being hateful and bitter; you did that to yourself.

I can appreciate your self depreciation, but you seem really defeated with life. That's what would stop me from being interested you. Well, that and you called me a retard. Which wasn't very friendly. Maybe if you are nicer to yourself and others, you wouldn't feel so subhuman, and then you might have more luck in life.

I hope you find some joy in life, and improve yourself.

>>39488743
>"You need to treat women like regular people"
>"But don't treat them like regular people!"
Good bait OP

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>>39488845
>How is "treat women like people" not genuinely good advice?
incels are too busy making tutorials on how to fuck dogs to care

I know everyone keeps saying this is satire, but honestly it's kind of true. My husband is the opposite of me in every way. I'm fun, outgoing, love people and cute (I've never had any complaints, not gorgeous, but cute and never lacked for romantic partners). I grew up very social, played all the sports and had tons of friends and graduated from high school, undergrad and masters with honours. My husband grew up sheltered and socially awkward. Very smart, but few friends. He's cute too, but he has no self esteem. He's tall and gangly, not fit. He lived at home his whole life. Loves computers, street fighter and painting models. He hates going out and often refuses when I want to go out with him, but he tries because he knows I love it. He literally made me laugh in the staff room at work once and I was hooked. It took a while for him to be comfortable talking to me but once he started talking about his hobbies and his passions and his family he had me hooked. He's the opposite of who I thought I'd end up with, but he's perfect for me. I want you to have hope.

I don't really understand the whole "robot" thing. You don't deserve sex from anyone. Even women who are 10's don't. Sex is a benefit of finding someone physically and intellectually stimulating. It's part of the journey not the whole goal of opposite (Or same sex) interaction. Maybe that's the problem, get you're head out of the gutter and you might find you make a meaningful connection that leads to sex and beyond.
If you're having trouble finding sex that's your problem. Women can smell that a mile away, even from incredibly good looking guys and smart women don't fall for it. Just try to talk to her and look at her when she's talking not her boobs, tell her a joke or a fact, hold the door open or smile. Small things make a girl remember you.

But honestly remember you don't deserve anything just because you exist. It's at least a little effort for anything worth having.

>>39488856
Like I said, you're either a beta Bryan or a loser roaste whore who cant find her beta provider yet cause of movements like MGTOW making it harder for woman like you to find a suitable partner.

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women are nothing but whores to be used and abused

>>39488935
Kys saxshit

>>39488845
>How is "treat women like people" not genuinely good advice?

Because it's a completely empty and meaningless platitude that contradicts all the other empty meaningless platitudes people pretend constitute "genuinely good advice".

People treat people all kinds of different ways based on all kinds of different situations, there is no one way to treat people "like people", it's utter nonsense.

Why should I treat them in any way like a human when they've done nothing of the sort for me.

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>>39488726
Ooh ooh oh I
Want a hentai
Girl for me
To make me happy

I want her so I can
stop using my hand
every single day
while watching anime

I'd pull her from my screen
just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch
mainly on my crotch

I want my own hentai girl
and she would sing

>>39488856
>, thinking that women don't deserve respect is a major issue

Why should women get any more respect than the zero respect I have for other men? I thought I was supposed to be treating them "like people"? Why does that mean showing them respect I wouldn't bother showing anyone else?

>>39488839

I honestly hope you're trolling, it's better than thinking you're this retarded.

You should really consider trying to learn to read.

>>39488909

>You don't deserve sex from anyone.

Ok then explain why if I were to work, I'd be taxed to pay for abortions, STD treatments and even preventative vaccines, sex ed, schools, childcare centers, family subsidies, etc. Why is there mainstream acceptance of the idea that all workplaces should provide maternity (and sometimes paternity) leave?

Very few of us are demanding a legal right to sex, but we as males are promised certain things by implication - all of these promises are built on female entitlement to our provision and protection, it assumes that we are parts of society.

I'm a committed Wizard and I don't care about sex, but it's perfectly reasonable for men to feel entitled to sex with at least one girl in a committed relationship - if women are not giving us anything, why should we give them anything in return?

>>39488968
i'd give that a 8.2/10
would read again

>>39488909
>But honestly remember you don't deserve anything just because you exist.

Imagine being this much of a sociopath.

>>39488909
>But honestly remember you don't deserve anything just because you exist.

Then you certainly don't deserve my respect or consideration, you rancid, stupid bitch.

>>39488909
I just avoid women until they end up thinking that I hate them for some reason, especially at work because I have to see them over and over and over and over again and I just want to do my job with minimum human contact and also because grils r scary.

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>>39489032
>But honestly remember you don't deserve anything just because you exist.

She's absolutely right though. Life doesn't owe you jack shit. In fact life wants you DEAD.

>>39488909
This post started off well,giving me objective hope about your subhuman gender,but then you came back to the shaming rhetoric. And pray do believe me,but I as well as most other robots tend to treat women as human beings. Shame we don`t get treated like people right back.

>>39488748
Not when the bra comes off

>>39489059
Kill yourself, you sociopathic waste of skin.

>>39489059
Humans make human life. As so it`s up to humans to decide what life is. If we all embraced this truth and fought to make it reality we`d live in a way less shitty world.

>>39488743
>You entertain them, make them laugh, give them compliments but also keep them interested, you have to fascinate them, show them what you have to offer, advertise yourself, display confidence, attract with your body language, take initiative, put yourself out there, prove your worth, while she looks good and giggles occasionally.

I'd rather fuck my hand for eternity than trying to impress some fucking subhuman retard whose only interests are applying makeup and making photos for some gay social media platform.

It also doesn't matter what you do in the least, 90% is you looks anyway. Women are going to like you without any kind of these retarded "have le hobby" meme shit if you're just good looking.

>>39488909
>you don't deserve anything just for existing
Said the cunt born the gender that gets everything just for existing. I'm sure it's very easy to judge from your ivory tower when you've never had to work for "love" a day in your life. Fuck yourself and your shit bait, LARPer.

OP has never been outside before. Sage.

>>39488909
>cute
>tall

found the only words in this shitty rant that matter

Women are not magic. They are as stupid, if not moreso, as the rest of humanity. They can't "tell" if you're a misogynist unless you make it really obvious. They can't tell whether you're a bad person or not even when you beat them because apparently that turns a lot of them on.

It's just a way for women and their orbiters to justify (in her mind) why she only ever sleeps with Chad.

>>39488726
>>39488743
>>39488754

Based OP, 10/10

Fuck roasties and their white knight faggot enablers.

>>39489085
I'm with you. I'd rather jack off forever than put on a show to entertain some cunt until she gets bored.

>>39489085
absolutely this, even normalfag men don't play the jester anymore because they wisened up and know it's a waste of time, only the biggest beta faggots, mostly underaged try to entertain women because they naively think it will get them somewhere, it never does, even as a kid i laughed at guys like that, the only girls who liked me always approached me and kept chasing me after i ignored them entirely or treated them like shit lmao

>>39489277 is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWHRyKOjjeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ-hG2yNcIE

>>39488726
Ive had gf's admit they prefer if I lied to them.

>>39488754

>Not asking for much.

>Writes three posts worth of shit they are demanding.

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Carolina Neto, in case you're wondering and banned on google.
https://www.instagram.com/carolinavneto/?hl=en

>>39488726
>>39488743
>>39488754

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/59cffr/this_is_why_you_cant_get_laid/

It's a fucking copypasta you retards.

>>39489622
It is satire on retarded normie advice. Most people are really too stupid to understand it.

>>39488909
>I don't really understand the whole "robot" thing.
Who could've thought?

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>>39488726
niggernegronigga

>>39488784
its satire dumbass

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What do you think that girl, you can hear her belly growl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsG1IOIYPPE

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Bump for more advice for the socially inept (if not b8)

>>39489040
>mfw I did this exactly at work.
>they still think I give off 'creeepy' vibes.

I give up. I dont care anymore.
When I say that I appreciate them when they do their job, I get summoned to HR.

Its a fucking warehouse, what the fuck are stacies doing there?

>>39491542
>When I say that I appreciate them when they do their job, I get summoned to HR.

that's some autistic shit, especially when you have been ignoring them prior

anyways a man is always a creep, a freak if he isn't tall and handsome or at least wealthy in the eyes of women, the best thing you can do is don't look and talk to them ever unless they talk to you first, that way you won't get into trouble usually

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>>39488726
Whoa someone really pissed op off today. I wasn't gonna read all that bullshit and I definitely fell of when I saw 1/3.. you had 3 pages worth of non sense to talk about??

>>39488845
>How is "treat women like people" not genuinely good advice?
Virgin/10

>>39488856
>incels
I was about to agree that other guy was retarded until you admitted you're from R*ddit.

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>>39488909
>proof all women on /r9k/ are rabid whores: no. 6186727997
Ebin.
This is why you don't treat women like people if you actually intend on screwing one.

Haha chill out man this shit ain't doing you no good

>it's a "women have superpowers that let them know what you've done when they weren't seeing you" thread

>>39488726
Nah, the reason I don't get laid is because I'm insecure about my baby dick.

If I woke up tomorrow with a kongdong, I would probably be able to dick 3 women on call.

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>>39492194
You don't need to be insecure anon. Women don't give a shit about a baby dick. Just own it