moms away for the weekend so my little bro snuck his gf into

>>39488228
God I really miss having gfs and sex...

Maybe I should get off the pot and get a job...

We'll get a job at least

>>39488247
that doesnt help me, I wanna ruin their sex by making them laugh or freak out or something but I dunno what to do

fug her in the ass

Take a chainsaw and slowly turn it on then play some loud screams from your computer, then yell SHUT UP AND DIE, BITCH as loud as you can.

>>39488269
Airhorn smash glass

>>39488306
what if I dont have a chainsaw?

thanks anyway looks like theyre done, lasted a whole 8 min

You really need to get a life bro. Don t be such a bitter loser.

>>39488327
hey cunt I dont bring my gf here to fuck on my moms bed, thats a trashy thing to do

>>39488228
Do what i did.
>run in
>snap pics real quick
>grab naked chick
>throw her outside
>screams make sure everyone in the neighborhood sees her naked on the front lawn
>bros a slave for the next week till parents get back at the threat of the photos being revealed cause they will send him off to a military boot camp tough love hardcore christian place in an instant if they find out
>show parents second they home anyway
>use brothers stock piled cash to buy weed, beer, and anime tiddy mousepads
>brother comes back 6 months later a bald skeleton
>gf dumped him and he only now is finding out because of the incident
>every girl at school found out about that and 6 months of unchecked rumors means everyone thinks he's been gone to a Pray the Gay Away camp
>parents threwout all his shit or gave it to me
>his rooms just a cot in the center of nothing

Tl;dr you crush him for his sins, present or past, then make him into the image of Robotdom.

Start crying and screaming "I CAN'T IT ANYMORE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" as loud as you can. Kind of like you're having an existential panic and have broken your limit. Then, with your speakers as loud as conceivably possible, play the sound of a gun shot firing. Pause for a second, and then drop to the floor as loud as you can.

>>39488228
make macaroni and stir it loudly outside their door while making girly moans

>>39488339
>boning on parents bed
They'll literally smell that the second they try and sleep in the bed. Trust me.

>>39488228
Record the sounds and share with us

>>39488361
that doesnt help me get my kicks, I wanna have fun at other peoples expense

I think my normalfag neighbours are about to fuck again. The girl has watched too much american professional porn and always moans and screams obnoxiously. I'm not sure if my neighbours actually know how badly the walls are soundproofed.

First, rub down out front of his door with butter or wax, maybe something like feathers or packaging peanuts as well to stick. Light a little paper and some sticks in a pot and leave it by the door and wave the smoke under. Then after a few seconds set off the fire alarm and start screaming bloody murder that the whole house is going up. Film the outcome.

>>39488378
See
>>39488341
>parents will now also know they fucked in their bed
>punishment is now tenfold

It's basically the winning play here unless you're physically weaker than him or his girlfriend.

>>39488385
>chads so good at sex his girls moans can be heard in a 12 apartment radius
>betavirgin just assumes the girls faking it like she would for someone like him

>>39488400
hes not the type to give a shit what mom says and she wouldnt spend the time figuring out how to send him to a boot camp

im literally the only one whos going to punish him for this, moms a pushover and is just gonna yell at him for a while before she hands him 20 bucks so he can go hang out with friends

>>39488228
Make exaggerated moaning sounds back. I've done it twice before.

>>39488426
So, do the whole throw the girl on the lawn thing. She'll just dump his ass and now his access to pussy is denied.
Otherwise just grab a can of axe and a lighter and go torch their crotches and maybe catch someones bush on fire or something.

>>39488470
look dude I dont wanna ruin his relationship, I just wanna mess with him and his gf and have a good laugh not go out of my way for zero payoff

useless fucking r9k doesnt know how to have fun at all

>>39488497
Make oobleck and throw it at them? Slam on the door like its an earthquake? Walk by making really obvious moans? Make a side comment as you pass? Scream like a banshee somewhere? etc.
If you just wanted childish pranks then ask for that.

>>39488420
I've seen the guy. He's no chad

>>39488568
>not a chad
>everyone 3 floors up and down in the apartment block get to know exactly when he's having sex solely by the audible result of his performance
Yeah, okay there, little buddy.