any /aus/ robots out here?

>>39487434
Yes hi Queensland here

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>>39487434

Australia is Chad central, get me out.

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>>39487434
Melbourne here
pic related

>>39487434
Caaaaanberra m8

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Why are Australians always so angry and rude?

>>39487434
Hello roko, goose, kowai, nisem, fruitbat, dooly, patricky, pathtqieu and whoever else is on here

>>39488738
Do You know a girl called Caitlin Carter

New Zealand. Close enough?

>>39488764
it's probably because of the climate, it's really harsh

Anyone else darling downs here?

>>39487434
All dogs should be drowned in a bathtub.

Good bye.

>>39487434
yea I'm in south east Queensland cunt, no meeting up because I'm a awkward fuck with strangers

>>39488828
Is she from New Zealand?

>>39489225

Gold Coast?

Orelelrkrlr

Newtown Sydney someone help

>>39487434
yeah, recent neet here, how the fuck do i survive on this shitty dole payment?

>>39489358

How much do you get anon

>>39488920
thinking of saving up and going on a working holiday there.
ever been to queenstown?

>>39489389
yes, beautiful place, expensive stuff, slutty girls.

>>39489197
I used to live there

Where in Darlings Down you from senpai?

>>39489382
its around $540 every fortnight

How do trick an ausbot into an encounter where I can sexually torture him?

I've just came back from Ozz
Was there for 2 weeks for work, was an enjoyable few weeks

Working on the rails between Sydney/Melbourne

Best bits
>Big steaks
>Nice veiws
>Good, quiet roads
>Actual useful shops that sell things you need (DIY, autoparts etc.)
>Apples were good
>People were nice
>Coffee scrolls
>Cherry Ripes

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Sydney robot here. Living near Glebe and Ultimo.


thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJqb4fmFeXE

>>39489408

I only get 440 -35 from loans every fortnight.
I spend most on clothes though, pay 100 rent and thats it. What are you on?

>>39488828
There's like 500,000 people up here son, that's a fucking ton of people so obviously I know Caitlin.

But srsly, no. Moved here in January to do my phd. It's quiet and cold. I like it up here.

>>39489272
Help with what exactly?
Being stuck in a trashy, filthy, hipster, shithole of Sydney?

>>39489358
Live on the Central Coast or Newcastle while you study then move to Sydney for work.

I was spending $150 a week on rent and utilities, $40-50 on food and the rest went to general living. Walk to class and walked to store.

>>39489398
Goondiwindi, what about you?

here, here.

how to abandon shitty Sydney wageslave life and move to comfy Far North Queensland

>>39489396
my parents reckon there is plenty of demand for hospitality shit kickers.
i mostly just want to see the countryside, do lots of hiking and shieet. is cost of living pretty much same as aus? thinking of just bumming it around the country, living on fuck all.
is there a lot of national park or is it mostly pasture land that farmers want you off of?

Are there any Tasmania robots here? What's it like? It looks really comfy, good nature, heaps of whites, not huge infrastructure, cold weather.

>>39489508
i've only lived as far as townsville. also been around airlie beach a bit.
shit's fucking HOT man, and HUMID. the heat is just insane.
walk outside in middle of summer in airlie beach and it just hits you like a wall.
can't imagine what it's like further up

>>39489500
Used to live in Clifton, but now closer to the coast

Who else /abo/ here?

>>39489561
abos can be nerds?

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>>39487434
> Tfw trying to get disability pension
> Tfw have to basically be a fucking potato now
> Friends all got through overlooked fine
life is suffering in nsw

>>39489561

White abo checking in. Love the benefits

>>39489530
I lived in tassie until i was 16
mainlanders will never truly understand comfy

>decide satdee arvo is good time for bike ride with mate
>ride up to close pub
>say we will just have 1
>stay for 7
>go to pizza bar where some mohammad cunt gives us a hit of his pipe for some reason
>decide that going out with lads is better than staying in with gf
>text her a complete bs reason
>shes soooo mad
>goto mates place
>do far too much mdma
>go to club n spend too much on drinks
>let some bloke roll a ciggie out front and he says if i pay his entry to another club he will give me 2 caps
>got 2 caps for $20
>got home at 8am
>comedown is absolutely awful
>gf really mad when i tell her im not comin to family dinner
>get uber eats instead

how was my weekend fellas? not bad if you ask me

>>39489561
>>39489577
What's the benefits? I'm a super distant relative and could possibly slide on maybe.

>>39489246
no, north of Brisbane

>>39487434
/Melbourne/. This city sucks ass and I hate everything.

>>39489602
me too lad, struggling to find work at the moment
am I retarded?

>>39489582

I'd love to move there someday. Don't understand the job situation there though. Why did you leave? Parents?

>>39489623
Took me fucking forever to get my shit job. Maybe try applying for Coles (all branches) and in your application specifically state that you're miserable being unemployed and are willing to tolerate some shit hours and will be grateful for anything you're given. It worked for me, I actually wrote that.

Anyone else here live in or near Ipswich?

Top End reporting in

>>39489627
yeah, it's nearly impossible to get work down there
dad got a job in melbourne and thought it would be better for me to move up there with him rather than stay in launceston

>>39489587

ABSTUDY, diversity quotas that get you preference in school / scholarships / work

And you can say DIS MY FKN LAND all you want

>>39489536
I'm ok with that though bloxblox

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>>39489574
This exact shit.

Rumor has it that if you get a psychiatrist you can skip the bullshit 20 point system but I'm going to find out for sure when I ask my GP on tuesday.

Used to get partial disability but then they said "Nah Fuck You"

>>39489593
sunshine coast, gympie, maryborough cairns idk anytign else choose one

>>39489687
ah but what about the moneywise?
preference to get hired is noice too.

>>39489530
Moved from Melbourne to Tasmania last year for uni, greatest decision I've ever made.

>It looks really comfy, good nature, heaps of whites, not huge infrastructure, cold weather.
This is almost word for word what I tell people when they ask which city I like better.

>>39489839

Fucking hell I want it. It's never gonna happen though, i'm gonna be in chinkland gold coast for the rest of my short life

FUCKED AN AUSSIE FEMBOT AMA

YES
ME
I AM THE ONLY ROBOT IN AUSTRALIA

FUCKING CHAD CONTINENT

>>39489996
> FUCKING CHAD CONTINENT GETS ALL THE BEACHES

I'm a vicfag

Any fellow vicfags know where to get lsd/acid?

>>39490340
yea actually do mate

>>39490369
Wanna tell us how or give some tips instead of just alluding to doing so?

>>39489976
Get out. There afre not fembots.

what the fuck is with all these eastern cunts up in here

Where my /wabots/ at?

>>39490399
perthlad reportin in

>>39490399
East is more populated and shittier. Go figure.

>>39489839
Kek, which uni campus? I'm at AMC

>>39489745
Sunshine coast represent, pretty comfy place but not a lot to do

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>>39490440
Is this the greatest place on earth or the worst? I still can't tell.

>>39489272
Used to live on King St. Spiraled into alcoholism and depression and aye $7 Pad See Ew for lunch every day. I like Newtown.

What part you in?? What are your interests?

>>39489467
Glebe is nice.

>>39490492
Sandy Bay unfortunately

>>39489864
I'll buy you a beer when you make it down senpai

>lived in Sydney most of my life
>mental issues become unbearable that I can't stand city life
>my grandma owns a property down south
>decide to move there
>now I live on a farm, I enjoy the country air but god am I lonely as fuck

Does anyone wanna be my friend?

>>39491158
where abouts south friend

>>39491180
the southern highlands, near-ish to Bowral

>>39491192
oh shit im bargo

>>39491215
Fuarrk that's crazy

What sort of stuff do you get up to?

>>39491228
nothing much aside from work tbqh
if you have discord you can hit me up
Nano191#4974

>>39491281
thanks man i think I will

>tfw making robot friends