why don't you get a skeleton as a girlfriend they can protect

my only hope of getting a skeleton gf is if i become a necromancer and raise one from the dead

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I really wish I didn't find this attractive

>>39485469
what's her @? asking for a Skelly Friend

>>39485573
her @ is digmon but beware it's full of bones

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>>39485469
Because when that time comes I will use those antediluvian magics I have mastered during my decadent years as a virgin NEET to enforce my will on those clattering horrors of abysmal bone and evil.
I shall rise to a skeletal throne and rule over the world of mortals.

>>39485635
i cant believe you actually made me read that.

>>39485469
looks real good to me

>>39485469
She looks like she won't survive giving birth to a child.

>>39485844
good, at that point she has fulfilled her use

>>39485469
I like that, atleast she takes care of herself, you can't dind that very often with the rampant glutony going on in the western world. Plus normies and especially chads wouldn't want her, which gives her safety points.