>be me
>hanging out with friend s and oneitis was there
>I'm a little alpha when near her
>sitting at the bench with her
>placing my feet on her lap as a foot rest (she lets me do this)
>about 1 hour in oneitis made a joke about me
>I jokingly slapped her with my foot
>clearly disgusted she was weirded out throughout the day
>tfw I have ruined my relationship with her
>>39484891
she lets you put your feet on her lap she clearly wants you to fuck her you retard. just message her right now and enjoy your life with your oneitis you fucking chad god damn please kill yourself stop roleplaying as one of us
>>39485184
>chad
believe me I'm far from chad.
apologize to her in a way that'll make her laugh i'm sure things will work out it's not that big of a deal
>>39484891
>I jokingly slapped her with my foot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>39485184
Buy her some flowers and coffe and tell her you were fucked on some good shit. Shhe'll understand
>>39485389
>it's not that big of a deal
I'm mean I placed my bare feet on her face, are you sure it's not a big deal?
>>39485423
yes. it's not a big fucking deal. just say you thought it'd be funny but you're just retarded
>>39485440
I will try to contact her tomorrow. Thanks for the advice.
>>39484891
Please tell me your bare foot was clean and that you hadn't been walking around all day.
>>39485440
>anon fucking kick her in her face
>it's not a big deal
sure bro
>>39485487
I was walking in sandals, if it helps.
>>39485501
I mean, I guess it's better than the alternatives