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/britfeel/ tfw no failed actress gf edition

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/britfeel/ tfw no failed actress gf edition
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>>39482288
When did the pub change from frog and feels tavern?
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>>39482291
at least we have the luxury of maintaining our grave lad, we owe it that much
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got woken up at half 3 lads, usually get up at 7
is it even worth going back to bed?
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1 year into an economics degree and I've forgotten why I picked it.

Its not a meme subject is it?
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>>39482421
depends how likely you are to get a job with it
forensic science used to be good but has become a complete meme, absolute shit loads of people study it and theres almost 0 job opportunities. way over saturated
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Lads. I did it.

I pulled on a night out. I gave her my number and im definitely not getting a text from her but it counts.
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>>39482620
what did you not get hers as well?
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>>39482620
REEE FUCK OFF TO 8 WANG WITH EBIN SND THE REST OF THE CHADS
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>>39482550

I think its full name is economics and mathematics, I don't think I even looked at graduate salaries or how easy it is to get a job with this degree I just picked it without reason. I think I'm doing well on it though so I will finish it.
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why do I do this to myself lads? Im getting all excited expecting to meet the qt gf I've always wanted at uni knowing full well every robot across the country probably has these delusions and I know it will never happen for me.
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>lying in bed, staring at the ceiling
>feeling bad

When does the anime in which I'm the protagonist start lads?
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>>39482829
You should be fine as long as you're vaguely functional though lad. Some nerdy weirdos I hung around with when I was 15 all became normal at uni I am told, and dated etc.
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>>39482483
What did he originally mean by this lads
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>>39482945
Seems like a salty burger, lad.
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>>39482935
>tfw the only girl I ever properly thought was sound was a read headed stacy who I made friend with in year 7 and we remained friends throughout the whole of highschool even though she was a stacy and I was a class clown/freak.

Even though we're all 20 now apparently she still talks about me to this day so say a close friend of hers. Sophie pics make me sad about them times.

On the uni note though my list of problem are a little too big for me to transition to normie levels though I dont think or atleast hope I wont have trouble making some friends.
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>>39482935
Sorry lad this thread has a new actress waifu
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>>39483012
You'd better not be one of those twin peaks bois, trampling over good 3D taste
>>39483007
>class clown
>Sophie oneitis you interacted with
I wish I was you, sorry for the bad 5am feels though lad
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>>39483007
The only girl who's ever been interested in talking to me was a cute, slightly aspie redhead girl who I sat next to in year 8, she moved away iirc.

I wonder where she is now.
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>tfw no autistic Sophie gf
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>>39483068
Aye its no worries, thanks for the interactions.

>>39483101
>iktf

I have the means to contact this girl, but it would seem so weird to be contacted by someone you havent seen in 5 years so ill leave it and wait and see if I ever see her randomly.
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>>39482288
I've got a failed me edition though.
That's gotta count for something right?
I'm semi-drunk on wine and listening to metal and kinda stoned so either way... I feel pretty alright tonight even though it's 4.40am.
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>ywn be a director she gives blowjobs to in exchange for a small role in your new movie
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>>39483131

I searched for her on normiebook before I deleted it, and she didn't have an account. A girl after my own heart.

Not that I could really interact with her anyway. I've become a useless NEET and gotten even uglier since I last saw her. She's probably grown into a respectable woman with a normal life. It's probably best that she remembers me as the little nerd I was, if at all.
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>>39483221
She doesn't look like she's into dick, lad.
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North Korea testing another nuke lads. Wonder if it'll finally kick off
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>>39482645
I danced and got off with her but she seemed a little weird about it.

Like she pulled me into a kiss but was being all shy and shit so i just gave her my number so its up to her to text if she likes.

>>39482657
Please lad, you should support a fellow robot
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>>39483476
lets hope they somehow blow themselves up
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>>39483476
That chubby little cunt might be a savior after all.
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are water fruit infusers a meme?
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>>39483867
>water fruit infusers
what
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>>39483988
like a water bottle with a tube in the center you put fruit into, then the fruit flavors and shit seeps into the water
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>>39484028
Just sounds like a really fancy way to have some Robinsons
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>>39484087
pretty much but you can buy frozen fruit dirt cheap then have any flavour and nice cold fruit water
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>>39484028
Fucking hell lad, we have one of those downstairs and I didn't know what it was until you described it.
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>>39484110
they seem decent lad you can get recipe books for like hangovers or the flu or losing wieght and shit
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OjTvn4ndFU
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I just got back from my first walk in a long time, I have been a complete shut in for several years and very rarely go outside.

It was absolutely lovely, I walked into the woods and thought about a lot of important things whilst the sun came up through the trees, it was very comfy and relaxing and cheered me up a bit.

I don't know why I felt the need to share this, positive vibes maybe.
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Hand over the memes senpai
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHHHH.

Oh christ on a bike, this fucking hurts. I have never been woken up by pain before. Not once. I knew I should've gone to the dentist waaaaaay earlier.

I rang the NHS helpline, now I'm waiting on a call from a dental nurse, who will apparently un-fuck my teeth. Christ this hurts. I really hope they have dentist places here open on a sunday. Because this shit hurts. Did I mention that I am in pain.

Post waifus. It won't help the pain, but hey, it can't hurt.
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>>39485285
What happened to your tooth/teeth?
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>>39485285
they're gonna send you to a pharmacy to get high strength codeine and tell ya to hold on till Monday I guarantee it
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>>39485434
next monday, specifically
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>>39485395
Bit of one of my molars fell out. Got an appointment for it about 6 months ago now, which I missed because my dad, who insisted that he'd remember the date fucking forgot.

I hadn't bothered to make another appointment for months, because I wasn't sure that I'd missed it, and then, once I'd found out I had, I wasn't sure about the protocol for getting a dentist to look at your teeth, so I ended up just leaving it.

Moral of the story?

If a part of a tooth falls out, do not leave it for 6 fucking months, even if it doesn't hurt.

>>39485434
Man, anything would be better than the ibuprofen/paracetamol mix I've been sitting in for the past 8 hours, that for the record, has done nothing.

Anesthetics and painkillers tend not to work on me so well, dunno why.

>>39485472
Nightmare scenario right now TBQH.
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>>39483068
Doesn't like the twin peak gang because of their top tier waifu's, is a sophiefag like pottery.
>>39483012
Who is this boy
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>>39484924
Go away crumpet you sound so fake
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>>39482925
Stop dreaming and start doing
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>>39483566
>nukes Japan
>destroys anime
>saves the world
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Every time I post the thread dies I'm like some sort of thread grim reaper
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Just remembered the time Pokemon Mystery Dungeon made me cry. I really need to play that game again. And stop being a faggot.
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>>39485811
Is it for pc?
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>>39485534
>Who is this boy
How bloody dare you
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>>39485847
I played it on DS but you could probably use an emulator.

But you won't get the comfy experience of playing it under your duvet when you're supposed to be sleeping for school tomorrow.
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>>39485811
Dont even remember that game was it the 3d one did you play the card game as a kid
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>>39485868
Some edgy boyish dyke
GET A GRIP LAD
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>>39485878
It was either Explorers of Darkness or Explorers of Sky. I had pokemon cards (still do) but never played because I couldn't find anyone who actually wanted to play it properly.
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>>39484028
>>39484104

Can only imagine ye'd need a good spoon o sugar to make that bitter fruit infused water drinkable. Nothing more than a gimmick people trick themselves into thinking they actually enjoy it because it looks healthy. I'll stick to my diabetes tooth rot.
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>>39485923
those were the days battling friends at school winner gets the pick a card from losers deck, i used to sell them to the vanshop guy who loved pokemon for somereason made bank.
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>>39486026
That never seemed to work when I was a kid. Everyone agreed to a bet or prize, but then when they lost they took it back and refused to pay.
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I have a fucking excruciating tooth ache lads, like I'm genuinely considering just killing myself to stop this
help
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>>39486072
Why do teeth even have fucking nerves?
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>>39485811
I think I know who this is


ogocog
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>>39486097
Evolutions biggest fuck up ever desu
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>>39486135
Shoot.

Originally.
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>>39486178
Does your name begin with an O be honest
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>>39486201
Na. Are you thinking of someone you know personally then?
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>>39486060
Well we had the 50p rule and the n play rule if someone did pay up the card they payed a fine of 50p or no one would play them again.
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>>39486097
so you don't eat stuff like stones and shit i dunno
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Didn't get any women last night. Went out alone as usual, nice shirt, well groomed, 230GBP aftershave, best effort. Quality was poor. Too many unreceptive barrel shaped women in impenetrable closed groups. Not like I can be too choosy at this point but at least give me something to work with. Ironically one of the few ladies that I was attracted to and actually had a chance to talk to was a 'spoons bar girl that was on a five minute smoking break, glued to her smart phone. Did my best to get her attention and make very brief small talk, told her she looked nice which was well received but that's it.

If i was a betting man I'd say I was never going to make it at almost 32.
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I'm addicted to fallout 4 settlement building.
THE STATE OF ME
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>>39486432
I reckon most girls on a night out aren't trying to go after middle aged men lad
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>>39486432
How do you still bother? I gave up 10 years earlier than you and felt better for it.
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>>39486432
>30+
>Dressing expensive clothes
>Expensive aftershave
They already know you're a cretin
Just put on jeans a pair of Adidas OGs and a polo. Maybe some CK one.
Bitches be mad for it laaaaa
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Got a social science degree back in 2012.
Swear to fuck lads, if I had to do that degree now I'd fucking end it all. I swear it wasn't that bad 5 years ago.
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>>39486432
>32 years old
>still goes out to try and pull
Yeah lad you really cannot afford to be picky. Do you not have a job you can meet women? Going to Spoons seems a bit desperate
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>>39486598
>Do you not have a job you can meet women?

I work in construction so what do you think. The amount of men disgusts me. I'm on a break from work anyway but it's likely I'm heading for a career change because I hate my job.

>Going to Spoons seems a bit desperate

I go there often.
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>>39486700
Do the lads at work not have birds? You usually meet girls through mates.
Or if you're in spoons with a mate he knows a girl (kinda but not close) and he'll spark up a conversation and introduce you like a good wing man.
It's not like movies where strangers meet across the bar.
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>>39486700
Going to Spoons to meet women I should say. There's only 2 demograhics of women in a spoons. Fat single 40 year olds or students. I doubt the students are trying to shag you unless they have daddy issues or something
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In Japan lads, at Osaka castle currently
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half sleeping and half awake, listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP0qBQ_uDg4
who else is super comfy
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>>39486799
RIP anon. N.K is in an explodey sort of mood again
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>>39486799
take pic of castle with thumbs up to prove
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>>39486813
Nice. Being in bed when it's raining rules. Might go to bed myself soon.
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>>39486813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Q7WCmg7XQ&ab_channel=weRweRecords
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In Filey lads, in Ebins mum currently
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lads who has earphones or headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
time for a haircut
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>>39486884
The original ASMR video.

Oringinally
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>>39486905
Are you the real Ebin or someone tripping as you for funsies?

I hope you're okay.
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>>39486905
Aye lad she passed out after 3 hours,shame really, I thought she'd be able to beat my 6 hour record
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>>39486921
>>39486922
shame on you for replying
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>>39486948
I like Ebin though.
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>>39486948
Eh Ebins alright when he isn't banging on about normies being the reason he's such a failure
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>>39486752
>Do the lads at work not have birds? You usually meet girls through mates.

My work is transient with frequent moves all over the place. Still, even when I was office based I never met up with colleagues outside of work.

>Or if you're in spoons with a mate he knows a girl (kinda but not close) and he'll spark up a conversation and introduce you like a good wing man.

Got no mates, no family either. Life on constant hard-mode.

>>39486764
There's only 2 demograhics of women in a spoons. Fat single 40 year olds or students. I doubt the students are trying to shag you unless they have daddy issues or something

Agree to some extent but you never know what's out there until you look - 0PC chance meeting women stuck alone in my room all night. Anyway fuck it.
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So, the dental nurse called. She told me, basically, to hold on till tuesday, and go down to boots if I need more painkiller.

Unfortunately, both the dentist and the boots are about 30 minutes away on a train. Annoying tbqh.

The advice she gave me when I told her I can't sleep? "Use more than one pillow."

I appreciate that she's trying, but I don't have a car and I hate leaving the house with a passion.

I need sleepy drugs and painkillers ASAP.
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>>39486958
Then go to the thread were he posts on then, sick of them cripplechan fags coming here and shilling for him.
>>39486966
He is a stir stirring faggot, but less cancerous when alone or not tripping,
more trips more problems
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>>39487034
I have it open in a tab and he's not there. Also the thread is painfully slow.
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>>39486958
why is it because he is a failed normie who is worse than you so it makes you feel better or you just a tripfag being incognito.
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>>39487025
>but I don't have a car and I hate leaving the house with a passion.

That's your problem not hers

Get a car
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>>39487052
its better than I expected it to be. i reckon its quite comfy
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>>39487081
Na. I've just spoken to him a lot over the years and he's always been nice, to me at least. And I was posting anonymously.
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>>39487025

Fucking hell mate. Bottle of scotch will put most men to sleep.

USE TWO PILLOWS. Pwahaaa, fucking dumb bitch.
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>>39487052
crossposting faggot
>the thread is painfully slow.
thats what you get, when all the uppity trips leave and start a circlejerk spin off
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>>39487127
sure you ain't him dropping the trip and saying nice things about him he has a habit if it.
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>>39487146
See ya lad. Keep doing different stuff, it stops the days from melting together and time feeling like it's passing really quickly.

>>39487160
Yeah but I can post here to so...
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>>39487146
Just leave this comfy, place hear one anon made a grinder profile for you.
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>>39487222
the only one making it uncomfy is you
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And I'll delete my posts as a courtesy, have fun anonymongs
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>>39487188
Sure but just drop the tripfag talk, leave it for the tripfag thread, it's not comfy.
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Woke up at 0530, dehydrated and slightly hungover.

Just swallowed the last drop of a second Monster energy drink. Caffeine-sugar combo is certainly one hell of a stimulant but coincidentally there's one mighty crash awaiting.
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i think the other britfeel would be better than here if it was more active tbqh
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>>39487246
4 u bigchin
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>>39487286
Is this why you shill it and shitpost here
also it won't be dead if it was better
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>>39487186
There's not enough time between the posts for it to be just me.

>>39487268
Comfy is relative but since the tripfags have relegated themselves to the other thread I'm happy to drop it if you are.
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>>39487319
wouldn't
i need a little nap in abit lad
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>>39487268
Obsession with a thread being muh comfy is uncomfy in itself
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>>39487319
they have better and more interesting discussions than here

i would like for it to be more active but it does have a nice laid back feel so maybe more posters would kill it

hopefully it picks up a bit though because it has potential
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I still have no idea what people mean by "comfy" desu
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>>39487387
Just a buzzword, its a subjective definition. Comfy for me could be uncomfy for you so people complaining it are just retarded and annoying.
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>>39487268
>muh comfy

fuck off this isn't your hugbox spacker
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>>39487346
Some comfy truths aren't relative, like a strong storm while your wrapped up tight or no trips,
am happy till some crossposting fag starts shitposting and tells me what the others are up to etc etc.
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>>39487430
I'd find a strong storm scary and uncomfy
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>>39487430
I disagree.

Being in warm in bed while it's stormy outside is a universal and undeniable comfy though.
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>>39487414
neither is 8ch shall i go there and shit it up with drama,shitposting and shilling.
>>39487367
we must strive for comfyness lad
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>>39487451
>>39487470
God originally damn it.
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lads i'm about to order xanax from a reliable vendor off the deepweb (trade route) for the first time

pretty nervous tbqh. Is it risky?
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>>39487107
Never claimed it was her problem. I was explaining that despite her attempts to help, I am incapable of immediately acting on the counsel she has provided.

>>39487140
I don't usually drink, on account of an addictive personality, but if it'd let me sleep without waking up 20 minutes later, fuck it.
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>>39487451
but you are safe and comfy
>>39487470
>Comfy is relative
>universal and undeniable comfy though.
hmmm
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>>39487493
also considering ordering 220mg ecstasy pills as well

if you've got drugs from the deepweb before please share your experience
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>>39487503
Why don't you have a car you mong?
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>>39487477
they'd probably appreciate the activity

but it's people here getting worked up over harmless posts that's the problem. if you didn't have the autistic "all trips are inherently bad" mentality and treated them how you treat anons the thread would be much more') 'comfy'
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had an icky spider crawling up my bare leg. had to take immediate and brutal action.
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>>39487505
I was being silly, lad.
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>>39487493
Why not just get it for free
guessing your a yank
>xanax
in which case piss off cunt
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>>39487540
Spindlefucks will be crushed to death on sight.
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>>39487534
Not to mention the "everyone who mentions a trip is a trip" paranoia, ironically if they just ignored the trip it would be comfier. Its a total contradiction when your talking about comfy levels yet are heavily contributing to the thread being uncomfy in the first place.
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O-O-ORDERRRR 2
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>>39487512
it's easy as pie. eccies from deepweb are the way to go, had some 220 'gold bars' once and they were absolutely mint, brilliant come up, felt so good all night, then the comedown was nice and clean.
only been getting my bud there recently, really enjoy being able to pick my strain.
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>>39487545
not a yank, it's listed as Xanax on the site i'm ordering it from

how would I get it for free? do you know how hard it is to get a benzo prescription?
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>>39487545
xans are hard to get in the UK especially long term I've managed to get diazapam for about a month now I can't get any benzos
t. uk fag
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100 x 10MG DIAZEPAM

approx 21GBP

pretty fucking good deal, no?
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>>39487534
Never said all, but most lets face it.

Tripfag in 8ch and anon here why is it so bad.

I find anons to be more honest and less narcissistic than trips, something to do with being anon just makes this place more comfy,
less mememe more us us us us.
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>>39487635
fuck off already you fat spaz

>muh 8ch
>muh tripfags

you're the bloody problem you thick cunt
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>>39487565
It's not really paranoia, they have done before also it makes sense to, but would agree it's over used, it's kind of like saying reddit fag or normie to discredit.
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Is S-town worth listening to?

I'm absolutely sick of these american, jewish, affected speaking voice hosts on podcasts, but everyone seems to be listening to S-town.
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>>39487663
Am the problem and not the tripfags who spilt britfeel up okay lad.

They done this not anons
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>>39487689
wtf is s town
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my friend tells me that british MILFs are loose as hell and will fuck anybody who's foreign. Should I go?
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>>39487493
>>39487512

Let me tell you about the first and last time I *tried* to order from the aptly named, darkweb.

After considerable efforts - trial and error - I eventually purchased the correct amount of buttcoins (sic). I made an account, logged into 'alphabay' and transferred the currency from the digital wallet to the site wallet. It never made it to the site wallet. It certainly left the account and was transferred to 'an' account, but not my own. Haha! Didn't lose much, all of 130GBP but unbeknown to me 'alphabay' has many, many shill/fake URLs that look and act like the real thing - if the real thing actually exists that is. Anyway that was my experience - another lesson in neglecting due-diligence.
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>>39487582
why brother just get some sleeping pils and so uppers
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>>39487716
a podcast, i'm a big fan of true crime stuff, which s-town is, but it seems really shit.
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>>39487518
Why would I? Fuckin' expensive to operate a car. I've got no actual income, and I don't do anything (outside of trips to the dentist) that would require a car.

It's just sit there, gathering dust.
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>>39487763
oh i think i know, is it about some unsloved murder or something hear it's normie wank.
also this would be better desu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMF5tF5oyUU
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>>39487774
>Fuckin' expensive to operate a car.

It certainly is expensive, you are a very wise lad. Additional expenses include speeding and parking fines, the motorist gets RAPED on the reg. Then there's the court appearances for 'breaking' some pathetic conjured road laws. Sitting in traffic makes my fucking blood boil, as do the many many traffic lights that disrupt flow.

Driving is fucking miserable quite frankly.
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Just spent the last hour riding around aimlessly on my motorbike now I'm sat in a McDonald's
I think this feeling is called mallencoly
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>>39487732
sucks to be a retard I guess

you shouldn't let that put you off darknet markets btw
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>Get 1 major and 2 minors on my driving test
>Fail
>Never get behind the wheel of a car ever again

Been 3 years now lads, pretty annoyed at myself for not just getting back on the horse straight away.
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>>39487868
Am I missing or joke or is your spelling of 'melancholy' actually that bad?

Sounds nice though.
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>>39487868
>mallencoly
You mean melancholy,what you riding and what you eating.
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>>39487887
No I really am an idiot
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>>39487834
maybe stop being such a crappy driver
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>>39487893
vikbds
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>>39487893
Had a sausage egg bagel and I ride a Honda cb125f
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>>39487885
>major

I don't understand how people do this
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>>39487913
I almost ran a dog walker over
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>>39487913
Took it in Milton Keynes, had only lived there for 2 months. Had to manoeuvre a double roundabout and accidentally changed lanes too soon, a car behind had to tap his brakes to make sure I had enough room. Instant fail.
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>>39487913
>>39487932
Should also add I'm not that anon, I just failed my first test by "narrowly" avoiding a dog walker at the side of the road. Apparently swerving into the opposite lane on a B road is a safer practice
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>>39487932
Probably a good thing you stopped trying to drive, eh?
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>>39487932

As long as you don't kill the pupper lad.
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A very beautiful and fresh, 14 degrees C in Wigan this morning lads. FUCK THE NORMIE SUN HAHAAAA FUCKING NORMIE CUNTSZ'LL BE INSIDE SHIVERING
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Fuck this, i'am going to the other thread cause this place is full of underaged edgelords and shit discussion.
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>>39487992
I'm already there. There hasn't been a post in hours.
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>>39487911
A sausage egg mcmuffin not a bagel also you a provisional.
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>>39488010
I'm posting here instead.
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>>39487992
hahaha enjoy a trip orbiting slow circlejerk
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Whats your hobbie /britfeel/
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>>39488012
Think i know what im cooking today sausage egg muffin
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>>39486432
>230 quid aftershave
What the fuck even
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>>39488069
Just started playing piano. I'm also an avid masturbator and have been for many years.
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>recurring dreams where I have a qt gf
>shes the exact same girl every time
Well thats it. Time for me to sleep forever.
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>>39488092
That's pretty cool. Like you're own personalized waifu that nobody else can have.
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evens i hit up adultwork and see a hooker, odds i stay in and fap.

>>39488069
fucking hookers.
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>>39488027
this place is just a shitposting not slow but not fast either underage circlejerk
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>>39488105
I was supposed to use 'your' there, I know.
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>>39485285
Fucking hell lad that sounds awful. Could might be able to find a private emergency dentist before Tuesday but I dunno if you can afford that, I sure couldn't.
Side note, where does the phrase "Christ on a bike" come from?

>>39486799
Watch out for tigers

>>39487763
Why are there so many true crime podcasts? Is it really that popular of a genre? Or are they just easy to make because you're basically just telling a story that's already written?
>tfw binging a comfy podcast and it suddenly turns into liberal socio-politicalnonsense outof nowhere
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>>39488069
photoshopping female friends pictures onto pornography shots.
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They call it the remainder
It's the number that remains
They call it the remainder
It's the number that remains
They call it the remainder
It's the number that remains
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>>39488074
think i will have a sausage rolls bap with red sauce
>>39488083
hope you post some recordings here of you playing, maybe even make so sad feel filled tunes for us
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>>39488108
found the tranny orbiter lads
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>>39488130
nice show us some of your work
>>39488106
noice but dear
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>>39487834
Yeah. Basically it just seems easier to save the money, and drop 20 quid on a train ticket from time to time. Feels like fucking robbery, but it's less than I would be spending.

>>39488120
My nan's going to pick me up (she insisted, I offered to go on the train, but nope), and I might be able to go see my uncle's wife, who happens to be a dentist.

Might have a decent resolution, but I am still in a lot of pain. Lucky, though, that even though I'm poor, I have family members who aren't.

I'm not sure where christ on a bike comes from. It's certainly a weird one.
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>>39488164
Bless your nan, it's nice to hear your family is there for you. Make sure you give her a hug.
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>>39488108
No it's not, it's super comfy when faggots like you aren't shitting up the thread.

8ch is dead you demented spaz.
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>>39488187
you seem really insecure and obsessed about it
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>>39488120
>Why are there so many true crime podcasts?
The majority aren't very good desu, but Casefile (I've recommended this countless times on here) is my favourite podcast by a mile. The 3 parter they did on the Moors Murders was so great.

But yeah, true crime is the new 'big thing' in podcasting.
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>>39488183
That woman's gotten me out of more unpleasant situations than I can count. She's brilliant. Shame me mum hates her.
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How do you achieved maximum comfy levels.
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>>39488223
By going on the 'ddit
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>>39488223
post on /britishfeels/ lad
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>tfw no multilingual negress gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCe-xheWF98
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>>39488199
>insecure and obsessed
about a shitty dead thread
kek stop projecting
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>>39488211

Ah, that kind of family drama can be a real shitter. What's behind it lad?
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>>39488236
I have been it's too slow and the trips just talk to each other.
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>>39488223
Usually in the evenings it's pretty comfy. Just post pictures, music and videos which promote that environment. Be the change you want to see in /britfeel/.
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>>39488266
Mum's proclaimed herself to be among the intelligentsia more than once, and my nan's a fairly normal person. I think my mum resents her for not being as smart as she is. And my nan can be a tad controlling.
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>>39488136
If I ever get any good and I don't jam up the piano with cum I might.
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>>39488223
irl would be by having a wank, then having a fag with a nice brew, while watching some kino like twin peaks or something else, in a onesie.
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>>39488299
It's been pretty good so far besides the odd bitter resentful shitposter ;^) and i meant irl but it don't matter i guess.
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>>39488223
Shave, shower, nice clean joggers and a big ol' spliff.
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>>39488380
mmmm this is pretty comfy do you like to wank in the shower
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>>39488403
Not him but I'm always paranoid the other people can hear me in there, and can smell it after. And despite the torrent of water I find cum in my pubes after far more often than I'd like, even when I make a special effort to wash it out.
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>>39488092
me too, i can never remember what she looks like though. all i can remember is that she's chubby with big tits and shoulder length light brown hair
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>>39488451
it's all in the mind sort it out m8
dont deny yoursel the pleasure of a shower wank
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>>39486215
I was stalking someone on facebook I went to school with and they posted pretty much what you did. It was a great game.
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>>39488496
Agreed, the music is great and they're just comfy in general. I don't have a facebook which I'm increasingly happy about considering recent events.

Also
>tfw you will never have a friend as good as your partner in the MD games
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>>39488451
wtf what do you eat to make your cum smell like that?
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>>39488468
I have similar dreams lad so I know how you feel.

Mine is a cute little redhead who talks in a relaxing asmr kind of way and likes listening to me talk about the bullshit nonsense I enjoy.
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>>39488523
I can't, I'm just paranoid that they can.
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>>39488520
>I don't have a facebook which I'm increasingly happy about considering recent events.
I just have a fake one, I torture myself looking at how my high school bullies have all gone on to achieve so much more than me
>tfw you will never have a friend as good as your partner in the MD games
Yeah but he was stupid, use to wake up sleeping pokemons and get himself killed and you'd have to restart

I actually still listen to this a lot, I didn't like the other pokemon games only this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBXBDqaIL28
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morning lads. just woke up, had a big sesh last night

gf has gone to the shop to buy some bacon then she's gonna make me brekky, what are you lads up to today?
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>>39488578
Couldn't you modify the behavior of party members to prevent that?

Posting favorite MD track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKMWMS7O50g
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Spider just beheaded a wasp, nature is brutal

I hate spiders but wasps are evil so I cant hate on this dude
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Brekky sounds like a treat. I am going to make some bacon sarnies and a massive brew in a min and settle down to check out the mist tv series. It's my fave King short story.
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I want to get into anime but I'm not sure where to start lads (faggots on /a/ deleted my posts)

Give me some dank recs
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>>39488534
Cum doesn't have a noticeable smell, especially not in a room where shampoo and shower gel has just been used

Also stand up when you wank so it doesn't get in your pubes, not a problem for mine though because it washes out easy
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>>39488642
Haha, I remember asking /a/ for reccs. I was so innocent. Anime taste varies so much it's hard to really recc stuff. Inevitably some people will like it and some people will think it's trash. I do watch trash anime though.
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>>39488642
i rec that you kill yourself.
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Had a look at my old pictures; like a weight loss progress thing. It's pretty startling how much better I look
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Would you rather have a 12 inch dick or a 5 inch dick?
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>>39488642
watch Evangelion

the tv series was my first anime when I was a teenager, and I've been watching the remake movies which are top tier desu.
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>>39488642
Watch Angel's Egg and then stop watching anime as very few films compare to it.
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WHO HERE IS A BIG LAD
WHO HERE IS A BAD LAD
WHO HERE IS A MAD LAD IS A SAD LAD IS A DAD LAD
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Lads, how does an overdraft work exactly? I have a thousand squid student overdraft from Nationwide, but since getting paid my available balance appears to have shrunk from like minus 400 to about minus 30. When do I have to pay back that thousand squid?
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>best friend in the psych ward again for cutting
>apparently there are times where he says he does want to stop, but can't help himself
>he feels compelled to punish himself and is satisfied when he sees the blood flow out
>I'm guessing he has obsessive thoughts driving him to do it because OCD
>but the last two nights he hasn't self harmed
>said he felt a bit better but still sad
>but today some shit happened with another patient ignoring him after trying to help and he said he feels like doing it again

Does this sound like he's in the process of getting better? There isn't going to be some snap decision where he'll never consider doing it again - but the fact that he's actually said he doesn't want to do it, plus the fact he has been able to go two nights without doing it has to be a good sign right?
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>>39488642
>faggots on /a/ deleted my posts
they are really anal about anything that remotely resembles spoonfeeding
really elitist culture to the point of actively crushing conversation
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>>39488781
He won't see an improvement for at least a year tbqh. For the time being it's about getting your friend stable and then in a year or two he can begin to make significant changes to his behaviour.
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>>39488790
It's pretty amusing how seriously they take chinese cartoons.
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>>39488813
what do you define as stable?
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>>39487625
IIRC diazapam takes longer to kick in but lasts longer, less fun than alprazolam but better medicinally or if using for genuine anxiety also I think diazapam is it's medicinal name so try and figure out the brand of it i.e vallium, I wouldn't fuck around with generics off the dark web
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>>39487625
>100 x 10MG DIAZEPAM
at that price it's going to be some shit made in a guys shed.
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>>39487625
it takes a while to kick in. don't take 6 pills like i did because you won't remember a thing
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>>39488831
Not cutting yourself for a start. I guess the ability to recognise negative patterns in your behaviour and not acting on them. Most nutters don't even realise what they are doing is harmful to themselves or they can't control their impulses. But I'm no expert so all this is conjecture. I can only speak from experience.
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>>39488728
lmfao @ that pic lad, proof that women can have autism if I've ever seen it
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>>39487625
I've been taking diazepam for like 4 months and it's done absolutely jack shit. Maybe it's just me.
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>>39486432
where about to you live lad, I will come wingman you. (not that I am a 10/10 but sometimes the company helps you look like less of a lone wolf)
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>>39488944
makes sense, I was just checking if "won't see an improvement" included still cutting himself or not
In my friend's case he knows what he's doing is harmful and that's why he's doing it - he thinks he needs to punish himself by inflicting harm
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>>39488959
Ouch. Enjoy your withdrawl
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You know what's great about asian girls lads? You'll see a 16 year old one and think "Wow I'm way too old for her". Then you see one your age and they still look 16.
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>>39488779
-400 bong means that you have 600 bong left you can withdraw, since you have a 1000 bong overdraft. You've been paid and so that -400 is now -30 meaning you have 970 bong to potentially withdraw.

They don't want you to pay it back desu, because you'll keep paying charges and they'll get back way more then that bit they've let you have. I had a 1200 bong overdraft years ago but struggled like fuck getting it back down for years so I just abandoned the bank when I moved house and opened a new account. Haven't heard a peep off them in about 5 years.
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>>39488954
She's pretty cute desu.

Originautismally
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>>39488981
It's gonna take a while to unlearn that sort of thinking sadly. I hope your friend recovers and if he's in a safe environment he most likely will.
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>>39488987
Just make sure you check the expiry date. They go off quickly once you get past that.
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whats up lads thinking about getting healthy so far what I'm thinking
>less over processed foods
>cardio (and bodyweight, no calisthenics)
>eat fruit
>vitamin supplements
>water (with fruit in it)
>go straight edge
>cut down sugar (as much as possible)
>cut out caffeine
anything I'm missing? just trying to live my life differently, not overweight but not in shape at all
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>>39489010
What about vegetables?
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>>39488989
>so I just abandoned the bank when I moved house and opened a new account
I don't think that's a good idea.
>Haven't heard a peep off them in about 5 years
Don't you still have to pay the overdraft?
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>>39488959
fuck man honestly taper off or go rehab when/if you ever decide to quit also relevant bones lyrics that I really like

I don't pop Xanax because pills are for pussies
Never scared of being human
I ain't 'fraid of feeling feelings
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>>39489008
They go off around 50
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>>39489020
ah shit yeah increase amount of veg I'm having. nice one pal
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>>39489010
I completely cut out sugar and I'm still skinnyfat. I like sandwiches too much. I wouldn't bother cutting out caffeine if you drink a lot of coffee, you'll just hate your life more.
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>>39489010
>>cut out caffeine
This doesn't really matter, caffeine isnt bad in moderation and pretty much every health freak out there drinks a ton of coffee
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>>39489046
Considering other races start going off at 25 and are just as bad if not worse at 50, the choice seems obvious.
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>>39489056
not a hot drinks guy so no worries there
>>39489062
every month of two I drink 12+ redbulls in one night so trying to cut that out since it's pretty much my only source of caffeine
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>>39489010
As
>>39489056
said, I'm basically doing everything on your list barring caffeine. If you're dependent on it, which essentially everyone is because of our fucked up unnatural lifestyle dictated by a clock, then it will be much worse without it. Man wasn't meant to need hit, but nor was he meant to keep a schedule such as ours.
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>>39489010
Live fast die young. Still, go for it. No guarantees you'll live longer but it'll certainly feel like it.
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What's so good about tea?
It tastes worse than water.
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>>39489082
>As
no idea what this means?
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>>39489064
I would say women age a lot worse than that here, any past 23 is downhill

They just plaster on the makeup so you don't notice it
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>>39489091
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT INFILTRATOR REEEEEE
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>>39489128
Fucking chav girls start getting wrinkles after 16.
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>>39489121
[In response to your post],
as
[other anons says], caffeine is needful etc.
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>>39482421
Where are you studying my guy?
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>>39489150
ah right my bad I read it as two seperate replies
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Don't you just love smelling your own farts?
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>>39482288
>threatened with violence at work
>police get called in
>dumpy female constable that doesnt give a shit
>she takes no action against the chav who made the threats
>says "he's not known to the police"
>apparently that makes it ok
>tells us to let him leave without paying
Why are the police in this country so shit? Why did she order us to let him rob us? Is it worth making a complaint, or will it go nowhere?
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>>39489149
It's because they all pop out babies at 17 and chain smoke+eat shit food

They become aged fat blobs in a matter of years
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>>39489192
Because they don't want to do the paperwork of putting him in for the day and processing

Complain
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>>39489010
No need to cut out caffeine lad, use it in moderation instead.

I'd try and add some mindfulness too, headspace, unguided meditation, something like that.

As for water, I have a 2.2L bottle, every morning I fill it up then put in some cucumber slices, mint branches and lime. Tastes pretty good.
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>>39489221
good thinking on the meditation lad am I right in thinking I just get comfy and try to clear my mind for a bit?
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>>39489030
>Don't you still have to pay the overdraft?
Debt is written off after 6 years, (technically not written off, but statute barred) so in about 6 months I am free and clear.

>>39489192
Don't bother with the rozzers mate. They are stretched so thin at the minute its ridiculous. Mate's house got broken into last week and they nicked about 5 grands worth of stuff. Took the police nearly three hours to even come and get a statement off him, all the while he is sat outside in the cold because they told him to not go inside in case he disturbed any evidence. Woman turns up and basically says "well its rare to get anything back from a random burglary like this, best off just claiming on your insurance and getting better locks"
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>>39489192
This is why you get in good with a few 'ard lads. Then when this shit happens you can give him a kicking in return.
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>>39489237
Pretty much. If you search headspace on piratebay someone uploaded the 365 day guided meditation guide audiobooks, very good for starting from scratch.

Best advice is to start small, if you think 'I'm going to meditate for 20 minutes' you will get bored as fuck and quit. I literally started with 3 minutes, the key is getting into your routine consistently.

This picture basically gives you the idea though if you don't fancy starting with guided meditation.
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>>39489279
seriously appreciate the help mate
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>>39489211
>>39489238
>>39489270
Thanks, gents. It's a sad state of affairs. I honestly expected better from the police. Though now that I think about it, I don't know why. It's not like they haven't been constantly proving their incompetence and apathy across the nation lately.
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>>39489192
There was a guy at our work who was literally poisoned by the cleaner. She purposefully placed cleaning products in his food and was caught on CCTV.

You know what she got for attempted murder? Fired and 2 years of probation. The rozzers are useless.

I once got mugged by a paki and all he had to do as apologise to his local mosque.
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>>39489351
Are the pakis in with the rozzers or are they just lazy?
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>>39489351
That's pretty fucked up. What is with this soft-on-crime bullshit? It's so aggravating.
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>>39489362
They only care if you post mean things on Twitter or draw some illegal cartoons
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>>39489362
the rozzers know that if you enforce the law against pakis then they riot in the streets and cause problems, so they placate them by targeting the native population who aren't nearly as eager to unite up in protest and violence
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>>39489190
sometimes I sniff my computer chair as well tbqh desu
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>ALL UNITS ALL UNITS. We've had reports of hate language being used on Facebook
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>>39489394
PUT DOWN THAT KEYBOARD
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>>39489377
Dunno but it makes me wonder how many serial killers we have out there going unchallenged.
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>>39489351
>>39489192

Stuff like this made me a lot less scared of the law. I put a rock through someone's window once after they kept sitting on my wall and the police never even investigated as far as I'm aware.
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>>39489407
gets me excited desu
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>>39489437
Same here if we're being honest.
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>>39489434
And I got a fucking pink slip for knocking a beer can off a wall.
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>>39489407
None h-haha, don't look for any! haha.
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>>39489434
If you threw a rock through a muslims window the police would deploy everyone they had
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>Actually thinking the police were on the side of native british after Rotherham.

They actually decided to allow some white children to be molested rather than be accused of racism.

They literally sacrificed them on the alter of multiculturalism.
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>muh pakis

think I'm migrating lads
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Walking my parents Staffordshire Bull Terrier and I away's get weird looks from boomers why is this? He's such a good friendly dog :(
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Went for a walk, totally forgot the shop was closed on a sunday so I had to walk all the way to the corner shop which required my going through the city centre. Wasn't really happy about this because that's were all the chavs hang around, a lot of people I was at school with as well. But it was just old people, I was happy about this. I don't really feel anxious around all people anymore, only people my own age or if they look me in the eye. It was all going well until I saw someone who use to bully me in the shop, this made me feel really mad and made me sperg out when I was paying at the till because my hands were shaking. Why does this always happen?
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>>39489504
I have a black staffie as well, but don't get odd looks from anyone
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just had a poo lads
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I'm new around here. Why you guys called 'Robots'?
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>>39489526
Well, how was it?

Was it original? Because this comment wasn't.
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>>39489541
they dont often have a poo like me

robots dont have a poo haha
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>>39489504
Because those dogs have a bad rep. It also doesn't help that they look jacked.
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>>39489504
boomers still believe in the anti-social meme
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>>39489504

Some dogs are good, some are not, every single owner will say "He's a good friendly dog", therefore saying "he's a good friendly dog" is meaningless
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>>39489635
not really, I've owned multiple dogs, multiple staffies, and I never thought they were all good dogs. I currently have a very good staffie who wouldn't hurt a fly, but I've had one before who I wouldn't leave alone with a child and never left alone with other animals. Both have been lovely dogs to me because I'm the owner, but that doesn't mean I'm an idiot who doesn't know when a dog is good or not.
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>>39489684
>but that doesn't mean I'm an idiot who doesn't know when a dog is good or not.

You clearly are
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>need to book another driving test
>each time I've taken it I've gotten progressively worse with minors
>need to get on it since they're adding stuff to the test
>friend even got me a present to open for when I pass to motivate me
>don't want to fail for a fourth time
This wasn't supposed to happen I passed my theory first time
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>moving into a flat on my own this week
>nice quiet place in a decent area
>comfy furniture
>can play vidya all day and watch whatever I want
>can occasionally get drunk by myself in the evening with no judgement
>no normie flatmate to bring uncomfort to the flat
>can get up whenever I want, and stay up as late as I want
>can do whatever the fuck I want whenever I want to do it
Really looking forward to it lads. Just need to get my car out the garage and I am free and clear.
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>>39489818
the dream right here
>>
>Had a dream last night where I had a vagina and I was moving my finger around over it and then I let my finger go in and it felt absolutely amazing
>Not sure if it was a dream or if I just fingered my own ass while half-asleep in the early hours of the morning and then fell back to sleep.
>>
is there anything better than fentiman's dandelion and burdock lads?

don't think so personally
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>>39489829
Gave me a giggle lad


But yeah, having a vagina would feel amazing
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>>39489782
I failed my driving test twice. Both times everything went fine, had a few minors but not enough to fail with, and then something basically out of my control would happen and they gave me a major and failed me.

Can't remember what it was the first time but the second time it was that I was on a roundabout and it was clear so I went to pull out but then suddenly some fucking pikey in a lorrey sped by going about 80mph and the instructor put the brakes on.

It's not like if she hadn't been there I would have just continued to accelerate into the fucking lorrey and kill myself like a retard, but because she felt she had to touch the brakes, I failed.

Bollocks.
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>>39489826
The cuckolds dream yeah. Haha.
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>>39489859
Hooper's do an alcoholic dandelion and burdock
Would recommend
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I seem to not be able to get drunk anymore, it's kinda freaking me out. Last night I had 2 bottles of Becks, like 3 Guiness cans, 3 John Smiths and 3 rum and cokes and I felt basically nothing.
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>>39489885
>alcoholic dandelion and burdock

not sure if want
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>>39489826
Honestly can't wait. No more having rugby "lads" over every wednesday, friday, and saturday night making a mess of the living room and a huge amount of noise, no more waking up to strangers on the couch, no more random grills wandering around the flat helping themselves to all our stuff, no more snide remarks if I want to have a few beers and play vidya in the evening, none of that shit.

Peace, at last.
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>>39489859
And those other girls are just Postmix lemonade
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>>39489818
how the fuck can you afford that?
original post btw
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When Ian Brady was killing kids etc, he and Myra were living well above their means. They went on holiday a lot, bought expensive alcohol, always had loads of cash.

Nobody knows how they had so much money, what do you lads reckon they were doing? Someone would surely have come forward saying Myra was a hooker if that was the situation. Personally I think they burgled houses.
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Why are lads still posting in this shell of a thread?

>poos
>pakis

If you want real discussion come to /britishfeels/
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>>39489912
It isn't that much more than a flatshare, I moved out of the city centre to a commuter town so rent is a lot cheaper. I reckon I will be about 530 bong a month including rent and bills, so about 50-100 ish more than sharing a 2 bed in town. Ironically my new place is a 2 bed as well, not sure what to do with the spare room just yet.
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getting a bit chilly lads haha

might have to whip out the jumper this month
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>>39489977
And where the fuck is that
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>>39489889
Time to start hard spirits at 11am haha living the life
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>>39489889
Did you have a fair bit to eat before / during? That kills it for me. Try giving yourself a week tolerance break, that does wonder too. Turning point for me was staring at an empty bottle of whisky that had been half full 4 hours earlier and feeling basically fine. Took a week off, and back to normal. 1/3 of a bottle gets a nice buzz going and comfy mode engaged
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7_7aaYE24

Have the Coen's ever written a funnier scene?
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>>39490086
Yeah I did eat a bit but not a huge amount. I'll give it a break for a while and see how it goes.
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>>39482620
>>39483493
>he thinks kissing a girl means he pulled
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shit, every year when autumn comes around my eczema goes berserk

my leg feels like it's on fire desu
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>>39490278
Mine's flaring up too. Fucking sucks but it beats the heat of summer.
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really feel like playing bloodborne today but I feel so idle that I dunno if I can be bothered to do more than sit around watching tv
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Didn't have problems with acne at all when I was like 15/16 and everyone else had it.

Now I'm 20 and I'm breaking out in acne, just as everyone else my age is clearing up from it.

Fucking typical.
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>"Wow anon have you seen how big your cousin has gotten"
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>XCOM solider dies
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>>39489937
I heard there are recordings of one of the girls while she was being tortured and killed. Don't think I could stomach listening to that

And as for your question then yeah, probably theft
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Installing blinds is such a pain the arse.
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>>39489859
arizona lemon iced tea or arizona pomegranate green tea
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>>39490087
Haven't seen Barton Fink so I'm missing some context but the entirety of The Big Lebowski is funnier
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Why are Brit feel threads going so slow now?
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>>39490502
I installed some, fucking thins wont go back down smoothly. got to kinda wiggle em to get em all way down again.
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>>39490570
people rushing to finish homework
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>>39490570
[redacted] isn't around to shitpost
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how do lads
whats crackalackin?
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>>39489937

he has a history of theft/burglary in his youth. Also I think his parents were financially comfortable. Myra had a fairly respectable job, as did Ian over time.

Talking about serial killers and couples, Primrose seriously hit the jackpot with Shipman
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Grey, rainy days always make me lazy and unproductive. Least I've got some solid tunes playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGAn6ddT20
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>>39490669
Punching above her weight for sure, she's lucky she got preggers. Do you think she knew about his serial killing?
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Do you think Harold would be pleased with being a /britfeel/ meme?
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>>39490703

Nah she didn't, based on prison correspondence, he kept professing to her that he was innocent, although she didn't believe him. Strange he'd lie even to her, when at that point he was never going to get released anyway.
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>>39490663

not much lad. just weighing up what takeaway to get on this lazy sunday.
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>>39490724

Absolutely, a lot of people think that forging the will was an attempt at getting caught so he would be notorious. Had he not done that he may never have been caught and we'd never know.
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fuck it lads getting in bed and watching tv
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>>39490775
haha go for it you absolute madman
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>>39490775
Same here lad, its Sunday after all, day of rest and all that, I just wish the thread wasn't so dead
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Any anon who lived in the crap bits of London before they became gentrified?

Honestly, a lot of the time I preferred it when it was a shithole estate that was on fire. I didn't feel like trash walking the streets like I do now that it's filled with beautiful hipsters.

And I guess I'm slightly annoyed that after decades of talk about "regeneration", they only regenerated once hipsters looking for "realness" started flooding the area.

I'm curious, what happened to all the chavs, where did they get relocated to?
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>>39490669
primrose looks like terry jones in drag
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>>39490841

yeah i'm from north and have watched it go through the gentrification process.

i prefer poor people to man bun sporting shitcunts that now live here.
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Afternoon lads.
Hope you're all keeping well.

Found out I've lost 3-4lbs since last week which is a pretty good feel, diet is still on after all the stress and such which usually throws me off.

Post waifus
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what's the most amount of crisps you've eaten in one go britfeel?
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>>39490841

Never lived there, but Jesus fucking Christ I couldn't believe how white Peckham/Brixton were last time I went.
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>>39483068
Even low tier twin peaks waifus outrank sophie
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>>39490873
Good job lad, how many days now until you move in?
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>>39490899
Probably one of those big bags of tyrells
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>>39490841
Probably pushed out to another shithole by the increased house prices

>>39490907
I-is gentrification a good thing then?
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>>39490917
This desu, Twin Peaks is overloaded with quality waifus. Here's mine
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>>39490899
Used to eat a big bag of kettle chips / tyrells / doritos / sensations every night with a crate of beer. Glad these days are gone
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>>39490728
>takeaway
>Sunday
You get yourself a Sunday roast or never come back.
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What religion were you raised in?
How was it?

Do any of you still believe in any religion?

I was raised going to both Anglican and Methodist churches but stopped believing at about 15 and went atheist.
Now i'm 21 and recently started reading and studying Buddhism a lot and it makes much more sense desu.
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I'll fake it through the day with some help
From Johnny Walker Red, and the cold pain behind my eyes
That shoots back through my head
With two tickets torn in half with a lot nothing to do
But it's alright cause some enchanted night I'll be with you

Tarot cards and the lines in my hand
Tell me I'm wrong but they're untrue

I got plans for both of us that involve a trip out of town
To a place I've seen in a magazine that you left lying around
I can't hold my liquor but I keep a good attitude
Cause it's alright some enchanted night I'll be with you

And though you'd rather see me gone than to see that
Come the day, I'll be waiting for you anyway

Next on the TV flashing blue frames on the wall
It's a comedy from the seventies with a lead no one recalls
He vanished into oblivion its easy to do
And I cried a sea when you talked to me
The day you said we were through
But it's alright, some enchanted night I'll be with you
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>>39490937

Depends, they were really really Tumblrina/SJW types by the looks of it. Of course thats better than gangs etc, but I'd prefer the law abiding blacks to them
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>>39490962

>questions my britishness
>posts chink cartoons

o i am laffin
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>>39490972
>the law abiding blacks
HAHAHAHHAHAAHA
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>>39490970

Raised as C of E Christian like 85% of britfeel probably. My parents were never religious, but I went to a Christian school where we prayed daily. I do believe in god still, but not an actively participating Christian.
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>>39490962
It's called a roast dinner you fucking chinky australian yank paki cunt from france
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>>39490970
None of my family are religious so was never really exposed to it. Not staunch atheists or anything, just was never part of our lives. I am the same now, it just isn't on my radar. I am probably agnostic if anything, I never really think about it
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>>39490991
>good fellas
kek
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>>39490946
>>39490917
>jealous your waifu isn't this cute
I can understand the outrage lads, it's ok.
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>>39490970
Agnostic household, secular school. Converted to Catholicism at 16 after reading Aquinas. Found my gf at church.
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>>39490998
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_roast
Then why is Sunday dinner only in the other names section?
>>39490973
Disgusting
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>>39490970
Raised in buddhism and was told shit ton of stories about it. Even back when I was a kid, I thought of those stories as nothing more than moral lessons and nothing realistic.

Obviously an atheist now.
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>>39490970
Greek Orthodox. It was alright, there are some nice traditions especially during easter and I feel it helps with bonding, especially familial. My parents never talked about god though, it was just a cultural thing and eventually I got bored of it and stopped participating for the most part.

It also meant I could visit Mount Athos which is one of the best experiences of my life, it was so pure and holy.

What Buddhist books have you been reading? I'd be interested in studying it too
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>>39491036
You're american.
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>>39490937
>I-is gentrification a good thing then?

Making the area liveable, safe, aesthetically pleasing etc is a good thing. It's just the fact that being passively (and sometime actively) being forced out of an area you lived in for decades to end up in another shithole, which is the bad thing.
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>>39491014
The ORIGINAL goodfellas. Quite ironic since the Italian-Americans hate blacks
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>important poll that dictates the future of the thread

I miss them personally.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13851086
http://www.strawpoll.me/13851086
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>>39491058
You're wrong. Twice.
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>>39491028
She's painfully average and has the charisma of drying paint. Can't act fot shit either lol
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>>39490970
>buddism
>that one religious day where the children had to do some shit to do "good deeds" for their parents
>cant be bothered
>told my parents to do it for themselves
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>>39491081
If you miss them just go to 8gag
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>>39490926
Roughly 6-7, they are looking to allow me a payment plan too so I don't have to pay the first instalment all at once.
Feels good man.
>that sophie bodypillow
How've you been keeping in Peru?
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>>39490962
>>39490998
both you fags are wrong, its sunday lunch whether it's served at 1pm or not
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>>39491111
Quad confirms it.
originoe
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>>39490926
Be honest lad, how many cummies would you get all over a bodypillow of Sophie?
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>>39491056
The Heart of the Buddha's Teaching by Thich Nhat Hanh is a good guide that covers the basic teachings from a Mahayana perspective.
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>>39490972
>Tumblrina/SJW

Champagne socialists you mean, they're unaware of the hypocrisy that comes out their mouths. The establishment must love the fact that the term left-wing brings these cunts to mind. Most of these people are virtue-signalling cunts who don't really care about the little people.

Still, Corbyn might win despite them.
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DONT START TALKING ABOUT POLITICS
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>buy book about buddhism
>book tells me that material things cause suffering
h-have i been had
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>>39491147
Except Corby is a genuine socialist unlike these champagne socialist twats
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>politics
here we go again lads
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Just wanted to drop a nice song. Stay comfy lads~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2980AqDA7k
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WE SAY ENGLAND IS NOT FINISHED...

WE SAY ENGLAND IS NOT DEAD!
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>>39491182
Yeah mate, you've gotta abandon your house, live in a temple and eat shitty food now.
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>>39491028
Sophie is cute
Twin peaks waifus are cute
simple as
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>>39491219
fank u fren
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>>39491238
that's liv tyler anon
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>>39491220
kill yourself underage larping faggot lol
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>>39491182
It's alright lad but once you finish the book you need to burn it along with your other material possessions
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>>39491201
>>39491161

Not trying to turn it into politics. Just have a lot of hate for hipsters who seem to be super shallow no matter what they're into. It's like as long as it's currently trendy, they'll promote it. Like grime, like geeky stuff, shit they never had a interest in and suddenly they're the biggest promoters and "been fans since day one", sucking all the authenticity out of it.
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>>39491111
Shut the fuck up, it's roast dinner.

Fucking inbred.
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>>39490970
Raised Catholic. It was okay but very strict. Probably could be harmful to some kids (the parenting not the priests).
Started asking questions and learning about it more in late teens and my belief in God fell apart. Just seemed a bit far fetched.
I've read stuff by Buddhists and Hindu preachers, I think they are closer to the truth than Catholics but I don't believe in any premade religion. I'm much more spiritual now than I ever was.
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>>39491302
Calm your tits lad. I always thought it was Sunday Roast for what it's worth
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>>39491302
>not even checking the man
Have some class
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>>39491101
Yeah I read that, they're usually good with that sort of thing. I recall my flat mates doing the same thing in the few days that italked to them.
Not bad, I fly back today 5pm Peruvian time. It's a shame all the international flights go from Lima because its such a shithole compared to Cusco.
>tfw get to make my first post in the other thread when I get back because my ipad can't do capatchas on there for some reason
>>39491137
LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS. I found a custom site months ago that I could make one using, but I wouldn't want my parents to find it.
>>39491085
delete this
>>39491238
She looks like my mum in her 20 tbqh
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Just got back from a beer festival lads, hanging out of my ass right now.

How's everyone this rain Sunday?

Also post hangover cures.
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>>39491331
Warm coke and burger
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>>39491331

faversham beer fest lad?
>>
/britishfeels/
>discussion about mountain climbing
>discussion about video games
>discussion about anime

/britfeel/
>pakis
>poos
>pakis
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>>39491302
absolute state of you
a roast dinner is on any other day than sunday
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>>39491346
Is cold pizza and flat lemonade close enough?
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>>39491361
I don't know, never tried it, give it a go and report back
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>Masturbated anally a while back
>Went to town on my boipuss - douched, buttplug, dildo, prostate massager.
>Properly waited for my body to get used to it instead of just jamming stuff in
>Had a cockring on too
>Best fucking orgasms (plural) of my life
>Kept the cockring on too long, it left a big bruise on my dick, maybe a blood vessel burst or something idk

>Just had that first fap after waiting just over a week for it to fully heal up

Fuck me that felt good.

Probably not gonna go for the prostate stuff anytime soon, its too much prep and cleanup to do regularly.
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>>39491355
Nah lad, Tiny Rebel Brewfest in Cardiff, missus drove me up there for an early birthday treat.

How was the Faversham fest mate?
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>>39491357
>>discussion about mountain climbing
sounds like a yank thing
>anime
jap thing
fuck off back to them
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>>39491357

anime is for chinks lad. keep that shit clear of here pls.
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>>39491326
what the fuck is the bitch wearing hahaha

if you can't get a body pillow you should do what I did and print out a picture of her and make cummies all over it
>>
Reddit
>varied community so always up for an intellectual debate, can take you on from any viewpoint
>all around top group of lads
>words most revered people casually stop by to show their respect and answer a few questions
>great content

/britfeel/ and /britishfeels/
>"just had a poo lads haha"
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>>39491346
>warm coke
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>>39491355
went to that a few years ago, was a good laugh. you a /favlad/?
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>>39491408
>he doesn't like whatever the fuck that is
Haha what a weirdo
>>
>>39491382
Why would you think anyone wants to read this shit you degenerate faggot? Day of the rope when
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>>39491382
Why is almost every board and every thread on 4chan peppered with gay posts?
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>>39491413
>always up for an intellectual debate
YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG AND GO AGAINST THE GROUPTHINK SO WE'RE GOING TO DOWNVOTE YOU SO NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE YOUR OPINIONS. ONLY CORRECT OPINIONS ALLOWED HERE

also
>he doesn't like a bit of poo posting
>>
Just took a dump, lads.
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>>39491495
just did a big smelly jobby lads, hahhahahaha
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>>39491468
>>39491479
Then stop giving them the (You)s.
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>>39491489
that's my secret cap, I'm always poo posting
>>
>>39491517
they need to know it's wrong and everyone hates them though
>>
getting a bit tired tbqh desu
going to go retire for the night
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>>39491510
Nice one lad, saved. I had a poo about an hour ago and it was alright but I'm not sure if everything came out. My tum tums is still a bit bloated so I migt have to go for round 2
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>>39491549
No, they don't. They live off (You)s and will go away if you stop feeding them.
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>>39490970
evangelical or something, they refused to categorise themselves when I had to ask one time for a school thing

they didn't have an actual church and would move from village hall to village hall and sometimes school assembly halls, and would play live christian rock music every week with all the middle aged people in the crowd standing out in the isles dancing and shit

was all songs like this and in the summer I'd be dragged to festivals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1r4yVl6gg

didn't really think too much of it at the time but looking back it was all a bit weird
>>
>>39488642
ping pong the animation THIS IS ORIGINAL
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>>39491556
shitposting (literally) gets us all tired lad. go have some rest
>>
>>39491556
It's 3 fucking pm.
>>
>>39491574
I don't think they're like trapfags, it's not necessarily attention whoring where they crave (You)s. I guess it's best to ignore them though
>>
@39491549
Underager alert
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>>39491579
i went to a few of these types of things but they were concerts not festivals. i agree looking back its super fucking creepy. the audience was just a bunch of youth churches and afterwards they got us all to write our contact info down and give it to the pastor's staff. i felt a bit weird doing that and they really pressured me so i just wrote fake details. also the adults there were some of the most boring fuckers on the planet, they didnt talk about anything interesting other than jesus.
>>
>>39491604
do I need to repeat myself?
goodnight anon
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>>39491655
Night anon lad
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>>39491640
But it's underagers who are the biggest faggots though. The type that think traps aren't gay
>>
How do you explain yorkshire puddings to an american?
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>>39482321
2-3 weeks ago
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>>39491783
God's own side dish
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>>39491783
They'll never truly understand anon
>>
Signed up to my uni modules.

First World War and Eisenhower
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>>39491783
Overrated British shite
>>
>>39491862
>>39491856

How the fuck do you explain the taste of a yorkshire pudding
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>>39491783
>How do you explain yorkshire puddings to an american?
quintessentially british
>>
>>39491877
t. filthy no good Yank
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>>39491886
beef dripping + carbs
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>>39491892
ew frozen ones always shit
the delicious ones mummy makes for a fraction of the price at home are good
>>
I got a job lads
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>>39491922
What do you do buddy
>>
>>39491932
IT for a 90ish person software development company, the kind of thing I've always wanted to do

I just walked into it, no experience no qualifications, nothing. Still a bit shocked.
>>
>>39490873

>tfw a poor night's sleep takes out half the weekend

So tired
>>
>>39491944
I want to go into software development actually, what a coincidence. How is it and what's the pay like?
>>
>can hear the catholic church chanting again
REEEE persecute them again
>>
>>39491961
Well for reference the new hires we just got in last week started on something like 28k with benefits doing basic Oracle Forms development

It's boring as all hell, I mostly manage the network and servers, that's the fun bit.
>>
>>39491909
Mummy needs to give me her recipe so I can try making them too. They'll probably turn out shit knowing me
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>>39491413
>>39491357
not sure why you expected any different
>>
>>39491952
Do you work with chemicals Nymph lad?
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>>39491998
Sounds sick, if you can every get a green card move to america, average wage for software development is around 88k $, which is double what they make here as a junior. Up to 150k for veterans.
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>>39492000
aren't they literally just flour and water with a pinch of salt?
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>>39492004
>it's literally just them talking about smegma and shit
Yanks will never get it
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I earn 12k a year ask me anything
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>>39492012

Most days, yes.

I sure hope they aren't giving me cancer lmao
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>>39491952
>Bringing in chemistry to your waifu pics
Did you really want to trigger me lad.
"I know some of these things!"
I can imagine though, honestly my sleeping schedule is massively out of whack to the point you can't call it a schedule.
Hope you get a good nights rest for tomorrow lad.
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>>39492022
I'm sure there's more to it than that lad or they wouldn't taste so good. And they usually vary in taste quite a lot depending on where you eat them
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>>39490873
woke up at 3
didn't even get drunk last night
can't really go out and pretend to be productive because everything is closed now
had a dream where I worked on space ships though
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>>39492038
what do you do with all that money mr. moneybags

do you live with your parents?
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>>39492038
what job pays that lad
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>>39492022
no they're flour, milk and egg, similar to pancakes, but you also cook them in beef dripping, which is what makes them so good
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NEET here, ask me anything lads haha
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>>39492073
have your parents lost all hope yet or do they still think there is a chance of turning this around
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>>39492058
I work 9-5 full time, I should mention. They refuse to give me a raise to something I can live on and have no qualifications to leave.

I develop software kinda like that other anon

>>39492057
Yes, I do.
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>>39492073
you ever rubbed your willy really hard and have milk come out of it
>>
New threadelino that actually has /britfeel/ in the subject

>>39492092

>>39492092

>>39492092

>>39492092

>>39492092
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>>39492049
What sort of space ships lad?
Warships?
Merchant ship?
Perhaps you were on some sort of space resource collecting type rig?
Sounds interesting lad.
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>>39492080
Lost all hope
>>39492084
No comment ;)
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>>39492073
how do i get neetbux in england lad? ive read guides but most only apply to americans
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>>39492083
That's crazy low for a dev lad guessing you're out in the countryside somewhere? Starting for devs is 30K in London at least.

Experience is worth more than qualifications, consider leaving when you have 6 months to a year
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>>39492108
Research ships, don't think I was going up I was just helping build them.
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>>39492119
I don't have NEETbux lad, I'm just on the dole
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>>39492150
That's not so bad then, did you have a qt engineer gf too? ',:^)
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