Anon, look what I got you for your 18th birthday!

Wonderful, another birthday gift I didn't want.

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Lightskin bitches leave

everyone else stays

thanks mummy

i love you

>>39482257
they're the most attractive ones there

>>39482219
you ruined my couch? baby oil and cocoa butter doesn't come out of suede

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>>39482219
NO MOM I WANTED A XBOX ONE X I HATE YOU YOU RUINED MY LIFE

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>>39482219
I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WANTED THE LATINAS, NOT THE NEGROES. YOU COULDN'T JUST SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY, COULD YOU? WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!

>>39482242
You made me laff

>>39482257
Pitch black bitches are the best

>>39482811
But anon, it's 6 negros for the price of 1/2 a Latina. Surely 6 pussies are better than half a pussy right? R-right? I-I guess I can take them back if you want...

>>39482882
but they have horse pussies!

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I thought the present from Pappy was a little weird. Now it makes sense.

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Perfect all my friends will have fun!

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Woah, this isn't what I expect from a cop

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Time for the strip search

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Playing her native African drum beat on her ass

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Tittle

433

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Best birthday ever

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>>39482907
>use them to pick cotton
>use profits to buy Latinas
>use them to make tacos
>use combined profits to buy Asians
>use them to pick rice
>use profits to buy Jewish girls
>use them to run your HR department
>use profits to buy white girls
>achieve sex

>>39483002
>looking at ass philosophically
>>39483018
>what is life?
>>39483031
>staring blankly at the region between her chest
>life is meaningless
>women don't matter
>life is meaningless
>I define meaning

A young man's enlightenment

Man, I can't feel any attraction to black women
unless they are lightskinned with soft faciak features

>>39483031
Wow i can see and feel his pain

>>39482219
I don't want STDs goddamnit! Keep them.

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>>39482970
Is he disappointed or proud?

>>39483247
Its the 'I need to run' face

>>39483031
>>39483018
>>39483002
>>39482988
>>39482970
>>39482958
I would die from embarrassment if my family did this to me.

>>39482219
I like that they're arranged into milk and dark chocolate sections
Dark btw

But I wanted a new Lego set. :( I hate you Mom!

>>39483247
The dad is giving the "I'm trying to be happy for my son but inside I'm screaming" look and the son is giving the "I'm trying to be happy for dad but inside I'm screaming" look.

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Originally thank you anon

>>39482219
SEVEN different types of STDs?! You shouldn't have! No really, you fucking shouldn't have. Now get these animals off my fucking sofa.

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But dad..... i aksed for a fucking German shepherd you fuckface

Well I do love chocolate