Robots, ask a chick anything. You guys seem a bit confused about

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>>39481282
>Robots, ask a chick anything.
>You guys seem a bit confused about women sometimes. I can teach you how to reel in some vagoo.
kill yourself

>>39481282
Post tag and all that shit. Otherwise I call bullshit

>>39481282
Get fucked you attention seeking slut.

Sage.

Everyone ignore this cunt.

>>39481282
How do I not get over invested in a girl I just met and either be too clingy or self destruct out of fear of rejection?

What color is your eyes and hair

c-can i cum inside

>>39481282
Im 5'4". Is there hope for me? I lift and dont look fat even though I am

why are women not people

>>39481317
Women are always annoying and mood-swingish.
All you have to do is keep a decent distance and try to keep your cool.
Try not to respond immediately when she messages you, and try not to come up to her all the time and try to talk to her.
Just let her come to you most of the time. She'll think you're mysterious or something.
If she likes you and wants to be around you, she won't reject you, it'll be okay.

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>xDDDD hi im a girl let me teach u how to fuck us lol

Women are fucking trash, aren't they? Don't bother getting invested in them, you WILL get hurt no matter how nice or cute they are.

How much do you actually care about dick size? I'm a kinda ugly looking guy but have a massive dick, will that get me girls?

how the FUCK do i hold a conversation with a girl on snapchat?
I met a girl last weekend and we kind of seemed to click when we talked, but I got her snap and I'm too fucking autistic to actually talk to her over text, I always feel she'd disinterested and I'm just annoying her.

Would you like to be pissed on if it turned on your partner?
If you ever talked about it with your friends, how many women are keen on getting showered in male urine?

>>39481327
Brown, green.
>>39481334
Some chicks are so whiny about that, I'm sorry.
Just get her to use birth control or buy some pills for her to use afterwards. I know condoms are probably the most uncomfortable thing for guys.
>>39481349
Yeah, probably. There are girls who actually do want a short guy. Just find that special gal.
>>39481369
They're sluts and are very nearly inhuman, yeah.
Manipulative cunts sometimes.

>>39481402
Not the girl, but I would assume that in order to get them to look at your big dick, you would have to be close to each other already, unless you are using date sites/apps and thats your primary info about you.

>>39481404
Snapchat is almost exclusively for sexting.
If she gave you her snapchat it means she wants some dickpics.
If you're insecure about your benis just use the sticker trick and send her someone else's dick.

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>>39481380
Heed my warning, robots.

You W I L L G E T H U R T if you ever try to get emotionally invested in a woman. It's not worth the effort.

STOP

>>39481317
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>>39481411

You little fuck wits are the reason THESE CUNTS FLOOD IN HERE! STOP REPLYING TO THIS GODDAMN CUNTS.

She doesnt care about you, she wants attention. She essentially wants observe you life source then use it go and fuck a chad all these cunts a succubus. Stop enabling them.

>>39481402
Yeah, go for it.
It's a big bonus if you find a girl who loves you despite your looks, then she might worship your genitals.
>>39481404
Don't talk to women on Snapchat. That's the first sign they're a thot.
If you need to, though, just find one topic you both can talk about at length instead of trying to get her by asking her tons of questions.
>>39481411
I don't know, I don't actually have any friends.
>>39481380
I would tell robots to not bother, but a lot of you guys are convinced a woman will make you happy.
It could help, I guess.
And yeah, they're garbage. Sorry.

>>39481483
>She essentially wants observe you life source then use it go and fuck a chad
dude what
are you a fucking schizo?

>>39481402
Im insecure af and have been called "cute" by chicks.
I recently began sending dickpics to random girls on snapchat. I find their ids on tinder and if i think they're kinda open minded i just send them a picture and i write something like "i dont mean to be rude but did yiu ever get a better dickpic?".
Some girls just don't give a fuck, others love it so i got some nudes from this.
A girl wanted me to fo to her hotel for a one night stand but it was too far.

>>39481497
How old are you, and why are you on this board? Do you have any friends?

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>>39481497
So you know that these lads will get fucked over?

That means you're just here to attention whore. Let me guess, a bpd daddy issues college student who thinks she's totally not like those other girls.

>>39481509
I meant to say absorb but Im a little cut atm. Point is she and every other little washed up cunt whore who comes here is just here for attention. Giving it ot them wont solve your problems. They dont answer your questions because they care about you, they dont post their tits because they care about you. They do it for themselves and they always get what they want. Then they go back to their lives of fucking chads and turning down guys like you. You are perpetuating the cycle that keeps guys like us down. Have some fucking pride in yourself and stop enabling them.

>>39481282
Go and die or cervical cancer you filthy cunt.

>>39481282
Found out the girl I like at work used to be a stripper and nude model. She was showing all the other guys her pics in the cafe. Obviously I stopped talking to her and she is acting all surprised and stunned as to why Im suddenly giving her the cold shoulder. Why is that?

>>39481548
I'm 22, i came here for a distraction as i needed to focus on something that didn't involve binge eating or masturbating.
I dont really have friends, i go out with my sister every now and then but things got weird lately after mom caught me masturbating with a cucumber.

>>39481548
My age is irrelevant, I don't want to answer many questions about myself. I ran out of youtube videos to watch so I want to help some bots if I can. I'm here because... well, actually, I have no idea. It's very honestly a nice source of attention that I don't get in real life and it's fun talking to some other people who don't have friends.
Yeah, zero friends.
>>39481555
I see you guys talking about not having girlfriends, I might as well.
Stop trying to analyze me. I'm exactly like every other chick except I have some shit going on in my head and I'm slowly becoming more and more depressed.

>>39481282
What's an easy way to tell if I'm annoying a girl without directly asking?

>>39481282
post timestamp of bobs or face or vagene or gtfo you rping faggot

>>39481610
>My age is irrelevant
so
underage

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>>39481610
So I'm right then.

Just leave these poor anons alone. They're ignorant to what will happen if they get involved with girls and it should stay that way.

>>39481586
Tell her that you're not comfortable with her being a harlot. She won't like it, but if you need to give her an honest reason, that'd be it.
>>39481587
Thanks for making me laugh, that's pretty nice.
I do have a problem with those things.
>>39481611
She'll become distant and answer very vaguely.
She'll spend less and less time with you and make up excuses as to why she wasn't there. If you question why she's so distant, she'll become defensive most likely.

>>39481647
I don't want them to never know, though, anon.
There's the chance they'll really find the right girl for them.

>>39481638
So 56 I assuming

>>39481658
>I do have a problem with those things
Yeah, cucumbers can be kinda annoying.

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>>39481679
There is no 'right girl' you idiot.

Every girl will cause you problems and fuck you over in the long run. Just give up.

>>39481282
How do I get a gentle femdom gf?

>>39481768
Try looking on 4chan, honestly. The weirdos tend to hang out here.
Or go on some dating sites with that specific interest, but you might find a roastie.

>>39481282
Why is it that after riding 50 different guys dicks in your prime you think your gender thinks you're entitled to a 10/10 hunk nice guy and that he has to earn rights to your pussy?

Where do I find a girl who will let me eat her ass whenever I want

>>39481790
Will you be my weirdo gf?

>>39481818
I don't think that. I mostly eye the lonely lanky guys because that's my type. I also don't ride dicks, and I never have.
>>39481821
If the girl likes you she'd probably let you do that if she's open enough.

>>39481845
I'm flattered, but it wouldn't be a very good idea because I'm a self-hating idiot.

>>39481658
But why is it she doesnt understand that having done such things in her 'past' is a problem for me? How could she honestly think its not a big deal? More over why the fuck would she show the other guys her pics? Was she desperate to fit or something?

>>39481876
That's okay with me. Literally everyone important to me in life is depressed, so I'm used to it. If anything, I really doubt I could get along with normal people at this point.

>>39481849
Bullshit you dont, all cunts do. More over why do other girls think that way?
>lanky

Heightist bitch.

>>39481913
Nowadays with the feminism meme and "female empowerment" women are taught that flashing your vag is alright because you are a woman, and "youz desreve repeck!"
She was flirting with them or she's somehow proud of it.

>>39481282
Do you ever use the phrase "I'm not like the other girls"?

>>39481940
I'm sorry Mr. Manlet, it's not my fault you're insecure.
I'm attracted to tall dudes, I don't know why.

How do I get a little gf?

>>39481978
No. I'm just a girl, and this is for some reason what I do with my time.

>>39482000
>Bigoted towards small men
>Wants to be taken seriously

Fuck you filthy cunt. I hope you get raped.

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>Not a single timesamp
>Not a single reply to posts calling """""her""""" out for not posting a timestamp
It's faggot bait you goddamn retarded autists. And even if it wasn't it would be someskank who's too ugly for /soc/.

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>>39481917
Thank god all of you beta fuckheads are too far gone to ever reproduce.

>>39481282
>I can teach you how to reel in some vagoo.
Okay, but how do I find a girl to marry and have a family with?

>>39482021
Attention whore on r9k because you couldn't get any attention on soc?

>>39481849
>I never have
Reminder that if you still think this is a girl and you're not under 13, you're a naive baby.

>>39481965
Jesus your gender is so fucked. Its no wonder we rape and beat you.

>>39482032
I hope so, too. I have nothing against short guys, I just am not attracted to guys shorter than me.
>>39482034
Take my advice or not, it's fine, anon.
>>39482039
Don't find one online, they're roasties, the lot of them.
Go out into the world and find the purest one.
>>39482055
I don't go on /soc/.
>>39482010
Find a short girl, I guess.

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>>39481282
Why do girls dress like sluts then get upset when guys stare at them, film them and try to fuck them?

Why dont you just admit that you are wearing it because you want dick?

>>39482098
>I don't go on /soc/.
No shit. You're one ugly man out of thousands there.
Here you can trick a bunch of infantile virgins into thinking you have a snatch.

>>39482098
>I just am not attracted to guys shorter than me.
Implying your that special to be able to pick and choose. Judging people based on traits they cant control. You're a piece of shit.

>>39482072
Yeah, and I think we deserve it.
Getting raped and beaten is a-okay in my book.

Does pleasuring towards the entrance of the vagina feel any different than towards the back?

Why aren't you using a trip

>>39482114
>Film them

It's creepy, I feel violated knowing that a loser like you is using me as fap material when all I want is to look good FOR MYSELF.

>>39482171
They're in public, they arent entitled to privacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_2zfPJACXY

What is your opinion on dating people online, is it pathetic? Is it an acceptable alternative to being alone?

>>39482114
I have no idea, I only show my hands in public.
Girls who dress like that are just asking to get raped.
>>39482128
Okay.
>>39482138
>judging people based on traits they can't control
People do that to each other all the time.
>she has small tits, no thanks
>she's too tall, no thanks
>she has a roastie, no thanks
>he has small genitals

>>39481282
I'm a 6-7/10 with unreasonable standards. If I lower them what should my first move be when talking to a girl?

>>39482206
Post pic of hand?

>>39482158
I don't feel anything towards the entrance.
Not sure what you mean.
>>39482159
I'll use one now.
>>39482204
If you feel like you'd be okay with settling for roasties, then I think it's fine.
Not pathetic at all. But this is the opinion of a fellow 4chan user, so....

>>39481426
Brown hair green eyes or green hair brown eyes??

>>39482232
You're an idiot if you think he's going to out himself for an autist like you.
Try >>>/lgbt/ if you want photos of man hands.

>>39482206
>small tits
push up bra or a boob job, solved
>she's too tall, no thanks
Ide still fuck her, solved
>she has a roastie, no thanks
Ide still fuck her, solved
None of these are deal breakers, sure men prefer big titted, fat assed tight pussies but we settle for anything with a heart beat really.

Where as
>he has small genitals
For alot of women is a deal breaker.

>>39482287
It's not a dude

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>>39482226
Approach her as a friend first, and flirt later.
Talk with her about your shared interests and find out if she is interested in you.
>>39482269
Green eyes.
>>39482232
Alright.

How do you know if a girl has orgasmed during sex. Saying she did doesn't count, how can you tell from body language? Does she tense up and kinda try to pull away while her chest and face get flushed and she goes silent?

>>39482298
>For alot of women
>For women
Fixed that for you, buddy :^)

>>39482298
If it's a deal-breaker it just shows how stuck-up she is if it's about his genitals.
>>39482312
She'll spasm and seize up. I don't actually know, though.
>>39482318
Wrong trip, mate.

Considering this is r9k do you find clingy or needy guys a turnoff, or have you grown to look past it?

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>>39482000
>>39482206
>gutter trash tier woman who simultaneously has a personalty so shitty they have to use /r9k/ for attention whoring
>still only goes for tall dudes with big dicks
/r9k/ BETA FAGGOTS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>39482349
I'm clingy and would love to spend time with a guy, so it wouldn't be a turnoff.
Never had a real boyfriend, though.

>>39482344
>this is my advice to you but I don't actually know
Neck yourself faggot.

>>39482254
Ok this might be a litle hard to understand, but when i masturbate, the head feels more sensitive but rubbing the base gives me sensation more towards the pubic area.
I was wondering if it felt different depending on where in the vagina you rubbed against, sort of like how the g-spot is really sensitive.

>>39482371
Why can't you settle for e-dating like the rest of us, Im sure theres plenty of betas here that would find you attractive

>>39482359
I never said they needed to have big dicks.
They don't even need to be tall if they have a decent personality.
I'd just be more attracted to them if they were tall.

>>39482344
>I don't actually know
Literally just admitted you have a dick, dumbass.

>>39482401
Half the people on this board are probably tall, lanky betas.. why cant you find friends?

>>39482401
>I never said they needed to have big dicks.
Right, you implied it.
>They don't even need to have a decent personality if they're tall
Fixed that for you, sweetie.

>>39482382
Chicks feel everything in the clitoris, or at the back of their vaginas. Rubbing the clitoris gives them a sensation all around the area but feeling themselves from the inside gives them a deeper feeling.
>>39482379
I've never had sex, I wouldn't know. I thought you guys didn't like roasties.
>>39482399
I've tried. Didn't work out.

ngl OP i wanna talk with you
i'mma be chewed out in this thread for being an orbiter, but I like that you actually know shit about your gender and are willing to admit it
drop some info

>>39482438
>why cant you find friends?
Would you be friends with a smelly homo who pretends he's a girl on 4chan?

>>39482438
I don't want friends anymore.
>>39482443
Okay, whatever you want. Arguing has no point.

>>39482453
You're a larping dude. If you weren't you'd know how grills react to orgasms. Fuck your bullshit faggot.

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>>39482453
Find someone else and try again? If it didnt work out last time thats the persons fault not the entire idea of e-dating

>>39482453
You found out he was a manlet and lost all interest or what?

>>39482453
>I thought you guys didn't like roasties.
You are a roastie, hun.
The only people who believe that you haven't had sex as an adult woman are teenage incels.

>>39482486
If you dont want friends what is it you want lul

>>39482453
>but feeling themselves from the inside gives them a deeper feeling
so does taking more penis mean better feeling or is just a general sensation?

>>39482486
>Arguing
There has to be some disparity in certainty for that to happen. "Not liek the other grils" isn't fooling anyone.

>>39482489
I've never had an orgasm.
>>39482492
I've tried multiple times.
>>39482494
No, we talked for a long while but he turned out to not be the nicest guy.
I'd prefer it if I got some non-personal questions.

>>39482520
>what is it you want lul
Attention.
Just how young are you? Have you ever met a woman?

>>39482034

blind faggot >>39481626

>>39482540
General, I think.

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>>39482559
17 m - yes.

Isnt the point of friends pay you some attention? You forreal have no friends that will listen to your tripe, so you instead have to post here?

>>39482551
Size of areolas?

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fuck off /r/inceltears and /soc/. i'll play into your stupid attention game woman, but keep in mind this is for the beta faggots that don't know how to sage and ignore these pathetic threads.

>"hehe im a qt e-gril ama"
this is the stage where the fembot starts attention whoring, aka from the very start. there would be no reason to proudly announce to the entire board that she has a vagina between her legs, unless she was solely looking for attention because of it. she will say "im here to help you" or "teach you how to get other women", but they just come here for replies and for people to talk to because the woman is generally too horrific or disgusting in real life and cannot accept the fact she's not getting attention despite having a vagina. this is the pheromone signal for all the beta redditors on this board who are just virgins because they're in high school or just are slightly lonely and immediately label themselves a robot. the people who reply and actually ask for contact info, you all fucking disgust me. these women are such vapid cunts they cannot believe that they are so wretched that even men irl wont accept them, so they flock to the place with the most desperate men on the internet, /r9k/.

go to discord and just join a server. you women always turn it into a hivemind orbit fuck-fest where every member worships you and you use your vagina to get people whom you don't like banned. discord is full of them. you're on the wrong place, roastie. you can destroy other communities, you can ruin guilds built around interest solely to flap around your labia, you can corrupt the discord servers filled with orbitters, but we will not capitulate to your kind. we see through your shallow lies, pathetic woman.

>>39482551
>I'd prefer it if I got some non-personal questions.
Does pretending to be a girl online to attract (you)s from the most desperate, naive subset of 4chan's losers quell the ever growing feelings of despair and solitude?

>>39482596
Kek, dude, hate to break it to you, but you have to be eighteen to post here.

>>39482615
I was 17 when I last met a women.

>>39482596
I'm not them, you teenage retard.
>You forreal have no friends that will listen to your tripe, so you instead have to post here?
Do you have to ask? have you seen thi

>>39482632
>inb4 still 17

>>39482613
Yeah, kind of.
>>39482608
Yeah, I like attention. But I'm not a roastie, just pathetic.

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>>39482596
oh what a shock /r9k/ was right again
only underage virgins who think they're robots because they're a virgin or normies who feel slightly lonely sometimes reply to these threads.

how about you do us all a favor and do something useful with your life and shoot up your school

>>39482633
What the fuck who let candlejavk in this threa

>>39482571
>"Not a single *reply* to posts calling """""her""""" out for not posting a timestamp
Blind faggot.

If youre a fembot online there is almost a 100% chance you are considered desirable by at least one person, just basic math here

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Ive seen it all before, every chick that posts on this board for attention is a roastie who ghosts people like every other girl then complains they have no friends and are >forever alone

>>39482771
/thread

sage'd 8)

>>39481282
What is it about niggers that you find attractive?

after you deny that find them attractive, pls explain why you had to lie about it?

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>>39481282
This is my dick. Is it acceptable or will girls be relused by it on sight?

how do i talk to the cute girl in my class
she is very cute and we had a class together last semester
i want to try to strike up a conversation but she pals around with another girl and its like a force field

What's the easiest way to knock a woman down? Should I use brute force like a running tackle/jumping kick/flying knee, or would wrestling throws work better? Should I avoid attempting to throw them by the head? I imagine a lot of them are decent at defending against that due to all of the hair pulling that occurs in fights between girls.

I ask because I've met an oddly high number of violent women. One in particular had an extremely bad temper and was known for beating men in fist fights. I wouldn't be too surprised if I managed to anger one of them so I'd like to be prepared.

>>39482906
That is honestly fascinating. As long as you don't pull it apart like that in front of her, you should be fine.
>>39482912
Start by commenting on anything she's reading, saying you like her shirt or her shoes.
Trying to talk to her around her friend will be annoying but it'll probably be necessary.

>>39481426
Don't pills mess up her hormones and in turn make her go crazy?

>>39482980
They're already crazy, but maybe.
It's worth it, though, if you don't want a kid with her.

General fembot question here -- How many poor betas have you left heartbroken or ghosted so you could continue to justify yourself as truly "alone"?

You tards scared OP off.... LUL

>>39483218
another roastie btfo, morelike

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>26
>live with parents
>dead end job
>very depressed

Do I even bother with women? One of the reasons I never pursued any romantic relationships is because I know I am a total loser.

>>39482996 Answer my question >>39482884 you cunt

Mfw even the bot knows you're ORIGINALLY a cunt.lol

Why do girls feel the need to lie? Not just white lies but for very serious things. A girl I knew would never be honest and tell me to fuck off or anything and would just lie to me even though I knew she hated me.

>>39483779
I agree, If girls don't want to talk to you they should be upfront about it, not keep you guessing.

>>39483805
I asked her to be honest with me and she blocked me/hasn't replied

>>39483978
That's roasties for ya, anon

>>39483978
It's your fault, you asked for the truth.
The truth is that no women like you.

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never come back you fucking roasty

stay toasty and never return

I have a decent number of likes on OkCupid, but I don't know how to talk to women. Any advice?

>>39481282
Don't ask a fish how to catch fish

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Nice thread cunt bitch slut whore

>>39481282
shut the fuck up you annoying bait

>>39482960
>Start by commenting on anything she's reading
i mean it's a stats class so unless graphs and variance are panty droppers i think this is out

would it be weird to complement her hair? she has targaryen-tier blonde hair and it's what made me notice her in the fist place

>>39481282
How do you win over an anti-social shut-in that is always doing something 100% of the time?
How do you win over someone who's really smart too?

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>>39486069
>ask a question
>everyone goes to bed
such is life

>>39481282
how do you like to be approached?
at work?
at bars?
first thing that you look at when someone talks to you?