>wannabe a chef >can't cook

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>want a loan to start business
>not white

>>39481004
Smoke weed

Try again

>>39481125

>not Jewish
Fixed it

>>39481004
>>can't cook

Start out washing dishes. Watch and learn. Gradually move up in the kitchen.

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>>39481004
>back up career plan is successful webcomic artist
>can't draw

>>39481125
What's your business plan in 5 sentences? How much do you need? How long will it take you to pay it back?

start cooking then retard

>>39481420
Family restaurant. Some family members are farmers and supply the ingredients. Padre and I are chefs and menu makers. Just need the loan because the guy selling the building gave me 3 weeks to pay because another person has his eye on it but I was first. Also for tables and stoves n shit

>>39481004
you dont want to be a (non-tv)chef
its one of the worst work environments out there

>wanted to learn photoshop, be a graphic designer or something.
>friend got like computer at a tech school.
>i asked to change my major
>he said i would have to start all over.

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>want to be /fit/
>can't work out

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>want to be normal
>can't

>>39481004
You can do it anon!!
Cooking may be tricky to get right at first, but im POSITIVE that with the help of our lord and savior jesus christ, and your hard work and passion of food, youll put gordon ramsey to shame!
You just need to keep cooking, and keep praying, so throw that steak on the stove and head to your local church!!! :))

anyone CAN cook. Originally