> phew.... hot day today huh? w-what do

"y-yeah"

proceed to do what i came out here to do and go back inside

>>39480930
start a wet t-shirt contest on the balcony

>>39480930
Get stressed out and likely shit myself because I'm in a giant city. I have city anxiety

"Could you please go back inside? I came out here to be alone. "

>>39480930
I can't parallel park

*shuffles gameboy under shirt*
y-you too

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"It's 60 degrees you dumb bitch how can you possibly feel hot in this weather?"

>>39480930
Why don't I buy you a drink. I wouldn't want you to get dehydrated, after all.

>"Yeah, it's been pretty warm lately."
>come inside
>make thread on /r9k/ about how I hate that normies always have to comment on the weather, it's pointless, of course I'm aware what the weather is like, why the fuck do they need to state it

>>39480930
>what the fuck how am i flying

Yeah, you should do like me and get naked.

>>39480930
DUHH NO
>quickly goes inside and slams door

>>39480930
>"Wow, crazy that your dad didn't pay for your spoiled yuppie ass to have AC as well in that apartment."
Then I go inside to fuck my wife.

It's not that hot in my basement.

say yep and go back inside. using the weather for small talk is for fucking retards. no shit it's hot, I know.

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>>39480930
"don't patronize me, i'm actually doing it this time"

>>39481129
kek
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i
g
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>>39480930
I've got A/C want to come around and watch me 0.01 trade in EVE for 2 hours?

Take out my dick and piss as hard as i can trying to give her an unexpected golden shower.
It would work soo much better if i lived right above her.

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> phew.... hot day huh?
what do

I have air conditioning, want to come over and watch some anime with me? I was thinking about rewatching K-on for the 10th time, I'd really enjoy it if you joined me.

>>39481308
I like these giant tit props. Do you have any more pictures?

>>39480930
Bitch its 93 in texas. About to put on fucking sweatpants

>>39481038

So you going to buy her a water or some juice? because alcohol will just dehydrate her further

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>>39481361

https://exhentai.org/g/161228/c581096060/

>>39480930
>thats why you should have a fan (point to fan on my balcony beside me)
>her: "yeah I should"
>me: well there is room for one more over here
>her: "yeah"?
>me: "yeah.....you know where I live" (implying she knows because I'm her neighbour)
>me "plus I have drinks"
>her: "haha sounds like a deal...one sec"
>she comes over

It's that easy lads if you arent a sperg. Been there before.

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> phew.... hot day today, ja?
what do

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>>39481510
Nice fantasy anon. Which generic movie did you pick that up from?

>>39481544
my life when I lived in London for law school and had a neighbour like that in the south campus apartments

>>39481510
>thats why you should have a fan (point to fan on my balcony beside me)
>her: "yeah I should"
>me: well there is room for one more over here
>her: "yeah"?
>me: "yeah.....you know where I live" (implying she knows because I'm her neighbour)
>me "plus I have drinks"
>her: "haha sounds like a deal...one sec"
>she comes over
>she asks to use your shower
>you let her
>you set the table hoping for a nice dinner with her
>she gets out of the shower and says "thanks, my shower was broken and I needed to clean up for my date tonight with Tyrone"
>you say "no problem"
>she steals your wallet and leaves

Fixed that for you. Women don't initiate conversation with men unless they want to use them. Totally unrealistic situation.

>>39480970
probably this lol

Try to jump onto her balcony to attack her, fall down and die.

>>39481672
Again, you must be ugly or a retard. This exact scenario played out on my 2nd floor balcony when I was in law school (1st year of).

Maybe you kids are just so ugly you don't realize stuff like this happens, in which case I cannot help you. They dont take advantage of men, only beta boys.

>>39480930
Do you want to die, whore?

Jump

Originally of course

>>39481726
yeah, sure it did, and then if it did, which I highly doubt, why the fuck are you posting here? Normies are ruining this board, go to /soc/ or something.

How I know you are lying is because of the nature of women. They know they can't physically dominate men so their plan is to gain control by emotionally torturing us. Women don't initiate conversation with men because that would put us in control of how the conversation flows and the only reason she would is because she knows how you are going to respond and she wants to use you for something.

Your kind is giving dangerous advice to a lot of vulnerable people on this board and you are leading them into a path of inevitable despair.

Ignore her and go back inside to continue watching anime.

>>39480930
This actually happened to me once and I dropped my spaghetti and just made awkward small talk.

Are you implying that I'm bothering you?

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>>39480930
yeee hawt day in deed....hot unuff to f u c k in am i right?

>>39481079
You're in the neighbouring balcony dipshit

>>39483209
...oh
right...
christ i hate myself

It is fucking hot. It's a total indian summer rn. I'm inside at 9PM and sweating while sitting doing nothing. Not even fat. Well that was my blog, upvote for more posts like this.

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>>39480930
"Hi."
>Immediately goes back inside.

>>39480930
>yeah it's pretty hot
>l-like your face..

>>39481514
Even if you're being ironic, degeneracy is degeneracy.

>>39481510
>plus I have drinks
Yeah this sends off alarm bells in most bitches heads.

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>>39480930
>y-you too

orgialismoismo

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why are her hands so long?

>>39483810
nice find she is an alien slut

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>>39481129
Underrated lll

>>39483810
handlet detected ITT

>>39480930
Want to cool off with some ice-cream? My treat.

>>39480930
>Be nice guy then get shut down

>>39480930
"Yeah it really is, but atleast it's better than the cold days back in my hometown" Proceed to talk about where im from and then ask her where shes from and go from there. Its that simple guys youre overthinking.

>>39480999
>wearing a t-shirt on a hot day
>>39480930
It is now
>take off shirt
It doesn't even matter if you look good, the confidence will carry you.

>>39480930
The meteorologist website said there is a sweeping cold front that should reach us in approximately 2.5 hours

>>39484034
Basically what im saying is just find a reason to ask women questions and seem interested in what they have to say. They only care about themselves.

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>>39484069
>it doesn't matter
fucking normie

>>39480930
>Y-YOU TOO
run inside, shut the door, make a roastie hate thread on r9k

Go back inside and shitpost on the internet.
Also I can't afford to live in any of the 5 burroughs.

>>39480930
Shutup cunt, I know you ring niggers home every night and I have to listen to you fucking.

>I know! It's so humid out here, you seem so sweaty, why not take off your clothes and I'll jack off to your qt body and cum over the balcony on a passing by civilian

>>39484863
That would probably work on me

>>39483810
Big feminine dick