/Fembot/ general

>>39475774
Nervous adult virgin who pretends to be uninterested in women out of fear of vulnerability but he's secretly a sweet emotional softy who wants to talk about his nerdy interests with me.

And when we finally fuck, he cums quick and holds me crying and talking about how much he loves me. A very self fulfilling fantasy.

>>39475875
Isn't that like all the robots on this board?

>>39475875
I hope all fags would go back to /lgbt/

That a big black stud with an 10" cock penetrates me and gives me his potent African seed so I can birth mulatto babies and destroy the white race.

>>39475892
Unfortunately most of them genuinely hate women instead of it just being tsundere.

I get plenty of emails from creepers since I'm somewhat active on Youtube and social media, but whenever I post my Amazon wishlist around my birthday I get no freebies. I wonder why that is. Not one whiny manbaby is willing to buy me something? It's not like my Amazon wishlist is full of expensive stuff. I have some stuff that only cost about $13.

>>39475875
Sounds like me, except I didn't cry after I came too quickly with my GF. I just wish I could fix my dick.

>>39475875
Got me
This is me exactly

>>39475950
you sound like a whore

>>39475774
to keep a harem of qt submissive girls and do 24/7 fucking, rotating around them as they orgasm into incoherence

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>>39475942
fuck you women.
for real fuck ya.

>>39475774
I want to keep another femanon as a pet. She has to be shorter than 5'0 (I'm 5'9).

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>>39475991
all womens are whore desu.

>>39475991

>didn't get my first boyfriend until I was 20
>didn't lose my virginity until I was 21

Before that I never held hands with a guy and never kissed one. I've been on dates and I've asked guys out, but they always end up going bad and it's mostly my fault because I'm too boring, unfunny, and weird.

>>39475875
>tfw fit every word in that sentence except "adult"

>>39475774
A bald headed guy with tattoos. That's all. And he has to be at least 6 foot tall and at a minimum 5 years older than me.

>>39475875
>describes nearly every robot
this is bait

>>39476093
https://twitter.com/onsomeshit

>>39475875
That's so fucking pathetic. I seriously hope no guy here thinks like that.

>>39475875
Continuing this. Maybe he could be balding? I like the receding hairline look instead of full shaved head. Lanky and skinny fat with a little bit of a belly to grab and thick thighs for me to kiss.

I'd like to tease him and finally convince him into dress in women's clothes so I can jerk him off while he wears a skirt and thigh highs. He'd be so embarrassed.

>>39476054
what are you doing on r9k tho ?

>>39475875
you're a fucking mastermind baiter

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>>39476124
hope left this board a long time ago you normal fag.

>>39476167

Because despite my looks , PR job, and circle of friends that extends world wide I'm still a weirdo with anxiety and still struggles with social situations.

>>39476121
is that your twitter?

>>39476245
no lol check the follower count

>>39476278
Oh okay. The guy is pretty fucking hot!

>>39476186
I still have hope that the world will be destroyed you pathetic failed normie cuck

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>>39476232
>anxiety
>circle of friends.
guys i have anxiety i swear ! Oh my god im so depressed lmao bruh.
>playing vidya like 1billion other fags.
omg im such a weirdo

STFU NORMAL FAG GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>39476310
>Oh okay. The guy is pretty fucking hot!
the fuck? He's hideous

>>39476082
you must be 18 to post on 4chan. Outing yourself as younger will get you banned anon

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>>39476315
carefull not to cut yourself with that edge normal fag

>>39476367
too late for this fag.mods are good at finding underage b8.

>>39476054
>boring, unfunny, and weird
when will women realize that these traits are only natural? Stop pretending

>>39476396
not trying to save him just telling him the rules :^)

>>39476338
I fell for the artist necro when I was 14. I mean the non fat one. This guy is very attractive!

being the liaison of a super powerful man like a king or something and i basically just sit at his feet or feed him grapes or something all day

>>39476428
good job roastie you won 1st prize.

>>39476368
Nice normiebook reaction pic faggot

I don't have to defend them. I don't feel a part of humanity. I spend my time looking at astrology and numerology and I have no friends. I feel so detached from this world I am a NEET. I'm indifferent to other people's criticism because I have schizoid personality and have no intrinsic desire to socialize in real life.

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>>39476475
t.roastie calling someone a normie.
oh boy...holes.

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My ultimate fantasy is having a tall abusive Australian boyfriend with a rape fetish who bosses me around a lot.
Who also gives me hugs even though I'm so short.

>>39476478
its cuz ur not qt desu.

>>39476497
t. retard who lost an argument

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my deepest darkest fetish is to make love to the rotten body of someone that's been killed by me with a knife, strangulation or drowning. The body would have to be decomposed but what I do to it doesn't matter so long as we could be intimate.

this will never happen

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>>39476545
>calling me a normie.
hehe that will show him.

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>>39476590
put on the bfi watchlist for good measure anon.

>>39476478
I have an spd skype group you can add me fortune.cookie7

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>>39475875
>>39475942
I'd love if women like that existed, larper.

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Why will I never have a bf with a perfect nose like this?

>>39476868
who cares what a nose looks like, really?

>>39476719
I wish I were larping. Growing up, other women made fun of me for my taste in men. Now I'm part of a medium sized close knit community of women who get off to these very fantasies.

We all crush on ugly cartoon men and encourage each other with written and drawn smut of each other with the cartoons. Most of us LOVE virgins and virginity-taking fantasies.

>>39475875
I know this was posted as bait but it's my actual fantasy.

>>39476915
I have a strange attraction to noses sorry I can't have a normal fetish like trannies or feet

>>39476929
Is it a discord server, if so invite me. I'd love to see if this place actually exists.

>>39476996
It's not, we mostly communicate through locked twitter accounts.

>>39476992
Its not weird, are you a guy?

>>39477010
Do you have a discord account, if so post it here so I can add you.

Mine is D I G#9586.

getting raped to fuck and having my pussy scratched up

>>39477034
I'll add you oreganeaux

>>39475774
well it's not really a fantasy but khhv fembot here and what really turns me on is thinking about making a guy cum/orgasm, i'm not sure why but the thought of getting a guy hard and blowing him and fucking him until he blows a load in my mouth is hot as fuck

>>39477091
and i'm sorry but i'm not giving out contact tonight inb4 someone asks;;

>>39475875
>when we finally fuck, he cums quick and holds me crying and talking about how much he loves me.
Yup, sounds a lot like something I'd do

>>39475774
I'd like a degenerate fembot mommy gf please, thank you ;_;
>tfw will never hug mommy gf tight and whimper in happiness as she pats my back ;___;

Are there any fembots from London or just the UK who aren't Obese and wanna date? I feel like they're all just from Australia or the US.

>>39477391
There's plenty of UK fembots but most are insane.

>>39475774
ultimate fantasy is hugging a grown man while he cries into my shoulder like a child.

>>39477091
Where do you live?
Please be my gf and swallow.

Ive got loads of sex toys so would love to shoot porn with a hotty

>>39477178
FUCK OFF ZAMBZ i'm so tired of you posting this in every single thread related to females

>>39475875
Me without crying and lovey talk
Nice bait tho

>>39475774
Getting gang raped by 3 niggers.

>>39476054
Doesnt mean you have fucked a hundred guys since.

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YOUR ALL SHIT, WOMEN SHOULD NEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>39475774
A friendly Reminder that the concept of a Fem'bot' doesn't exist and 98% of these Fem'bots have had sex and have an active social life, a Fem'bot' does not exist nor is it possible

NOW FUCK OFF

>>39475875
You're roleplaying, but the first part is literally me.
Although I'd be happy if I could cum at all after 10+ years of deathgrip.

>>39476652
wh-what is the bfi watchlist? my google search just turned up movie shit

"Robots" and shit going to wizchan or somewhere actually made for them so girls don't get shit on and orbited here whenever they mention their gender.

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>>39475774
ITT whores nothing but whores

>>39476527
I'm only 5'9 otherwise that's me

>>39475875
This is some painful bait. That describes all of us.

>>39477714
I'm a fembot. I have schizoid personality disorder and have no social life. I feel detached from people and live in my imagination and fantasy all the time. I'm a NEET and don't have friends but am too detached to care.

>>39477714
what if >>39476590
is female
what if I was completely abstinent from 2009-2015, and haven't had anything since early 2016? what if it takes something horrible for me to appreciate any of this?

>>39478111
I'm going on 11 years since I awkwardly lost it. I feel like a virgin again.

>>39478193
17. As original as that may sound

>>39478258
so you're 28 now?
I'm turning 26 in a few days. I sympathize though not as much as you.

>>39478312
Meh it's not a competition. I just gotta find my aussie fembot and take good care of her

>>39477091
>>39477115
Are you still around? I don't need your contact, I can oblige you in this thread if you tell me a little more about yourself.

>>39477091
This isn't even a fantasy. It's just a normal thing girls do to guys.

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>>39476868

Is my nose fuckable?

>>39478809
Blowjobs aren't normal. They're gross.

>>39478946
Are you that disgusted by oral femanon again

>>39478929
Only if your partner is Japanese or has some other variant of micropenis.

>>39478929
>odd angle
>bump
>no flat bottom
Meh.

>>39478111
>waah I haven't been fucked in two years!

Try never fucking roastie

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>>39478977

>tfw no jp gf to tongue ur nostrils
>tfw no micropenis gf to fucc ur nostrils

>>39478986
I-is it really that bad making me hate life even more now desu?

>>39479205
Right triangle noses are the only aesthetic noses. that is very clearly an obtuse angle.

do any femanons want a guy to tell them when/where to pee?

>>39476441
Consider dating me, I'm on the way to balding and don't mind ruining my body for your love

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>>39479051
I have a paraphilia that makes it so every time I've ever had sex I wasn't turned on and it was extremely painful bruh. So two years ago I had a brief stint of pain, and five years before that another, and before that the only "relief" I had was more fucking extreme pain.

is it better to have been fucked and bleed everywhere every single time from having the interior of your genitals torn apart while you had to fake arousal, or to have never been fucked at all?

>>39476868
Contact me please, I have somewhat similar nose and would like a nose rate from someone who has the ability to judge (via attraction or nonattraction)
[email protected]
we don't have to talk afterwards

>>39476093
>6'5
>got 2 tattoos for now
>22yo
>completely shave my sides, have what's basically a wider mohawk on too
Close enough?

>>39479566
>minimum of 5 years older
That was a very specific rule.

I want to be sexually assaulted by an absolutely disgusting person, like a dying homeless addict. He'd drag me into a gutter and hurt me first. Break bones and lacerate my skin as he cuts of my clothes with a dirty box cutter.

I want it to hurt a lot and I'll get no pleasure from it at all. As the junkie rapes me he won't be and to cum and will see how disgusting I am so he'll beat me as he fucks me. When he's done he'll knock disfigure me by breaking bones in my face.

He'll leave me alive only because he can't stand to see me any longer. No one will come to my assistance even though I'm hurt because there's nothing left to take from me and I'm just used beat garbage.

>>39475774
Having a respectful, equal relationship in which we share breadwinning and house duties, are both highly successful in our respective careers and have a cute dog and cat as pets.

>>39479799
Can I hold ur hand desu

>>39479799
El*za pls go

>>39476232
>PR job, and circle of friends that extends world wide

>still struggles with social situations.
no

>>39479428
TL;DR, do try and make me give a shit

>>39477122
>>39476966
>>39476719
>>39476184
>>39476101
>>39476082
>>39475985
You all thinking this is bait both embarrasses me and turns me on. None of you can imagine this is a woman's kink? I know several who are into men like this down to the last detail, including myself.

>>39480300
Stop filling us with false hope roastie

>>39475774
an obsessed and controlling slightly-femme tall lesbian gf who is physically abusive, unfaithful, gas-lights me, rapes me, and threatens to murder-suicide us both if I ever cheat on her or leave her. I don't actually want this logically, it's just an "ultimate fantasy".

>>39479799
are you okay famalam

>>39480320
There's only hope if you're willing to let yourself fall for the respecting women meme. It's a crucial part of the "pent up adult virgin" archetype, that they must SECRETLY long for a meaningful and mutual love with a woman.

Otherwise you're just some asshole.

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>>39475875
wtf that's literally me

To look half as cute as the girl in OPs pic,

>>39480300
Add me on discord pls

Trigger me daddy #3353

>>39480504
For real though on sexual stuff

I want to be drugged and fucked.

Dunno, just being powerless and confused sounds amazing, and then when I come too I want to be hugged and kissed. So I guess I wouldn't want to be raped, I would want someone to I know to drug me.

>>39480535
I will drug and rape you then cuddle and kiss your face until you wake up bby

>>39480574
Feed me cookies and cake too kthx

This fantasy stretches to males and females

>>39480593
No. But I will play you summertime by Janis after each time

>>39475774
Winning the lottery, buying a cabin away from civilization, have my own chicken, vegetable, and weed farm. Get a cute blonde gf to help tend to the crops with me. Get a dog. Go hunting in the nearby woods for deer meat that i give away at accordion festivals.

Damn now i'm getting sad because i'll probably never have that.

>>39480634
>Not the Billie Holiday version ????
No thanks.

>>39480207
You don't have to give a shit to have an opinion on a subject.

>>39480526
The account didn't register as valid, dude.

>>39480678
g-guess we weren't meant to happen :(

>>39478954
Oh hey you remember me! But she's not me.

>>39476232
I wish I could ban you

>>39480300
why is this your kink? what about it turns you on?

>>39478033
>Le but I have a mental disorder

You also have a vagina therfore you cant be a robot. R9K is not mental ill general its sad lonely male general.

Now GTFO cunt.

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>>39475875
right here yo

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a man cares aobut what i'm talking about

>>39480880
The personality of a person who would be in this situation is romantically appealing to me. I'm a sucker for someone in denial about their feelings, I think its very cute. I like a bratty attitude that I can lovingly nurture into a total romantic. I'm a bubbly and optimistic, yet introverted person who likes "nerdy" things, so I feel we would be compatible in terms of personality and interests.

I also think that things like orgasm denial, embarrassment, and general submissiveness are sexy. Pairing this with someone who is so self conscious that they've built this unjustified ego for themselves makes me want to tear down the walls and see them for the vulnerable person they are.

I'm not interested in physically fit or "traditionally attractive" people very often. I don't know if I have autism or what, but they just register as "people who look like the people on TV" to me. I like lanky, or generally unfit people. I think they are nice to look at and to touch.

Typical muscly and fit people don't share the same interests, or partake in the same subcultures and hobbies as me, which largely disinterests me. Sometimes they are cute in a dumb, "in over their head" sort of way. I think overestimating one's power is kind of cute, but physically fit and generally successful people don't do much for me.

>>39481074
Just post contact and pick one of us as boyfriend...

>>39481074
hm interesting thanks for responding

>>39475774
>Fembots
How much it cost

>>39480953
What are you usually talking about?

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>>39475774
My ultimate fantasy is meeting a guy through my cringy as hell Friday night magic outings that makes fun of my deck building skills and sees me start crying since I'm so sensitive and he comforts me in front of everyone despite me being such an embarrassing bratty bitch.

Then he gives me his number saying "You can call me anytime to vent, I'm sorry I said what I said" and ill call him later and we talk for a while and he turns out to be a virgin neet loser like me and we both occasionally cry to each other and our feelings develop for each other over the exchange of deep music and shitty memes on 4chan.

Eventually, we start meeting up in person and cuddling while playing old games like crash bash on the playstation, and he tells me he loves me out of nowhere and he doesn't care that I'm so unexperienced and stupid, he cares about me as a person and he wants to be with me.

I already know its shallow for girls to expect men to be upfront about their feelings, but this is just a fantasy. I don't expect it to ever happen considering I have the 'tism

>>39481389
Uhm where do you play Magic?

>>39479428
are you the military chick that dressed as a lolita in her free time?

>>39481389
You sound like a qt3.14 desu

Would let you teach me how to magic/10

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>>39481527
yes
I post way too often

>>39481449
A place named Brickhouse Games not too far from where I live, why do you ask Anon?

>>39475774
to have a pet that genuinely wants to be your friend

>>39481612
It's in fucking Texas? I can't go to Texas just to make some floofy nerd girl's dream come true.

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>>39481635
I never expected it to happen Anon, the thread just said share your fantasies ;;

>bf asks me to live with him
>1 year later on our anniversary he proposes

This is my fetish.

>>39481741
so is mine. too bad it will never happen

>>39479428
>vaginal hurts

So do anal??

>>39481741
>>39481781
live with me

>>39481791
protip: neither one should hurt if you do it correctly

>>39481781
Anon, be my gf

>>39476527
Why Australian? Where are you from? Also how short are you?

I'm make and have no interest in reading this thread but don't want to make my own. I'm thinking about picking up a used TV and PS3 (and/or 360) from eBay soon and I was wondering which games are the best for the PS3. I won't play it very often but it might be nice to have a console.

>>39482043
I'm male*... I'm also a phoneposter in bed. ;_;

>>39482043
Well what kind of games do you like? What are some of your favorites now? Any genres you particularly like or dislike?

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>no fembot's ultimate fantasy is to get married, have children and grow old with their husband

you're nothing but failed Stacies

>>39482110
There are plenty of fembots with that dream, but there is no use posting it here in this bait thread.

>>39482110
People have pretty much posted that in the thread already.

>>39480300
See, I wanna think this is bait. It certainly seems like it.

But IRL, I've known plenty of women who, for whatever strange reason, are into losers. So in that context, it isn't really that far-fetched that there would be some women who are into stereotypical robots.

>>39482107
Unless it's RTS, I'm most likely willing to try anything. I mostly play FPS games but I don't want to play those on console unless they're exclusives. I also don't care about whether they're Japanese or not. I'm going to try to get a PS3 I can play PS2 games on but failing that I'll probably just buy a PS2 as well. God bless the government and their handouts.

>>39480953
Lol keep dreaming original dreams.

>>39479824
pls be my feminist gf

>>39476044
i never understood this image, why would he keep his normal heart?
why would he wear glasses if he had bionic eyes?

>>39482220
It's not bait oranges

>>39480300
just timestamp and no one would doubt you were a woman.
but obviously you can't, because you are a man.

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Do any fembots have a fantasy of cuddling with a robot to help forget about your problems? Because I'm available for that. Sex isn't required, unless you want to.

>>39475774
A shy boy who I can handle watching me get plowed by a BBC and cuddle afterward

>>39475875
lel i literally tell everyone at my work i have no interest in women and act stone cold, i thought i fooled myself until you hit the nail on the head
now im fucked : )

going to drink until im dead for the next couple of hours
bb

>>39477848
>the rest of /r9k/ can constantly talk about their perverse sexual fantasies all they want but if a wymyn does it she's a whore

really wew'd my lads

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>>39482598
I've got you covered, homeslice.

>>39483081
god your nails are disgusting
clean that shit up and try again

>>39483129
Do you want to paint them for me

>>39483081
fat roastie spic face

>>39483081
that could be a man... easily

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>>39475774
Being happy, not filled with daddy issues, living in a world that isn't filled with retards and manipulators, not being 150k and balding, and I guess having real life friends too.

Wait, you meant sexual fantasies.

I wish I wasn't so terrified of sex that I'd actually have a sexual fantasy beyond not being scared of sex and sexual intimacy.

>>39483205
that's a lot to ask for anon

>>39483233
Is it? Or has our society lost so much to the power of degeneracy that these basic wishes have become far fetched?

>>39483164
no_
>>39483205
asking for someone to be happy alone is a lot to ask
wishing for someone to live in a world that doesn't exist is too much to ask

>>39483254
being happy... name one person thats hapy.
having real life friends... also, rarely see that, even among normies,
most men are balding and whats with: "living in a world that isn't filled with retards and manipulators"

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>>39483273
I guess you're right. It is too much to ask for retards to use their brains, huh?

See, this is why I wanted to kill myself earlier.

>>39483205
>not being 150k and balding
U wot

>>39480300
>>39482220
>>39475875

I'm a (cis) femanon and just wanted to back up this girl's fantasy. It is a legitimate fantasy, and quite common among girls (at least the nerdier ones like me). And I have it too.
But I turned my fantasy into reality with my boyfriend (who I met online). Our sex is AMAZING.

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>>39483318
>calling other people retards when you can't articulate your deepest wishes properly

>>39483310
>name one person that's happy
Plenty of people. Half of the people I know would classify themselves as not depressed which is a pretty good start to being happy. Plenty of people have real life friends. Not sure how many can actually rely on them, but I know people worthy of my friendship exist out there. I just don't have the energy to meet them.

Anon, I'm a fucking girl. Read the thread title. And please stop typing like a retard. It's cringy. Are you high or something? You sound like one of the retards I'm talking about, which begs the question why the fuck am I even responding to you?

>>39483337
>cis
Kill yourself, bumblrina.

>>39483352
What fucking part of my wish wasn't obvious? You're a fucking stupid cunt if you seriously have trouble understanding "I wish stupid people weren't fucking stupid".

>>39483337
Where exactly would I find a GF who is into dating a total loser like me? Sounds too good to be true

>>39483405
step one: find a woman who's a total loser

>>39483384
>What fucking part of my wish wasn't obvious?

>not being 150k and balding

>>39482220
I know this is kind of an advanced concept for /r9k/, but fuck it.

The thing is, most women who are into failures are failures themselves. Now maybe it you're a robot, a chance to breed is all you want.

But if you're an actually successful human being? You have to look at the quality of woman you're getting. After all, she's contributing her DNA to your kid as well. In that case, you want a high status. successful woman who can ensure your kids are able to do well for themselves, and not some beta female who loves schlubby nerds because of her low self-esteem.

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willing to be friends with any fembot on discord

>>39483405
I met my boyfriend on an MMO. so... the internet I guess haha.

>>39483516
I guess so, but most likely if I date a girl, I'll most likely want her to be from the same area to be able to get to know each other better quickly.

>>39476054
>premarital sex

You've already failed.

i JUST want to be kidnapped by an aryan chad and turned into a breeding machine on his homestead in the middle of nowhere, is that really so much to ask

Endless cuddling desu

>>39481074
>tfw used to be 100% like this but don't give too much of a shit anymore
and i'm already a hopeless introverted romantic

>tfw no bubbly optimistic gf that helps me see the bright side of things and that will also indulge in my weird kinks

>>39484882
be my teddy bear to drag around everywhere

>>39478929
justin is that you? kek

ultimate fantasy is having a qt introvert virgin bf. we'd be each others firsts for everything and explore the world together and love each other and get married and stay together forever.

My fantasy is to have Lana del Rey and Emma Watson as my pets. I'd love to force them to be lesbian. If one of them displeases me, I'd torture her until she is broken and totally submissive.

>>39485598
>ltimate fantasy is having a qt introvert virgin bf.
Do you have hobbies?

>>39485598
Where can I sign up for this position this is me

I'm having bf problems
>Ask bf if anything is wrong between us
>No,.everything is ok
>He still isn't the same as he used to be

I'm in despair because I want this to work out and I want to have children in the future who I can teach wholesome values to
(LDR by the way please don't judge)

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>>39475875
clever
clever
subtle too
guaranteed replies

>>39485789
not really, unless anime and reading count.

>>39485826
it's a fantasy because I'm a mess and not a qt.

>>39485975
anime and reading count
post discord

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>>39481074
i dont know what to say, this just sounds totally and utterly inconceivable to me. Can girls like this really exist? Is there actually hope for us turbosperg omegas?
can we find love?