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22 year old college senior virgin 2017-09-02 08:13:15 Post No. 39474691
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Hello Robots,
I am a 22 year old senior in college right now about to graduate with my Bachelor's in May. I have never had sex during my time here and I was wondering if there is anything I might be able to do to get laid before I graduate.
Though my title suggests I am a virgin, I must also note that I am ever so slightly bisexual and I have in fact gotten a blowjob from another guy when I was 14 and again at age 15. Other than that, the most action I have had is going to an event called "The World Naked Bike Ride" in Chicago for a few summers in a row now and taking the opportunity to check out gorgeous women who attend.
Anyways, seriously robots. What can I do to get laid? I really want to get into a loving relationship and have sex with a woman I trust, but I just cannot find anyone here who I want to be with and if I do, they are already taken or I am too shy to do much about my interests in her.
Sincerely,
A friend in need.
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>Anon is gay not bi
>Go back to/lgbt/
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>go to bars
>drink
>like a lot
>???
one way or another you'll get laid
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>>39474691
>virgin
>gotten a blowjob from another guy
that word doesn't mean what you think it means
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>>39474841
Virginity means "not having had sex in missionary position with the opposite sex for the purpose of procreation"
I, too, am a virgin. Woe is me.
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>>39474888
>oral sex isn't real sex
this is what disgusting normalfags actually believe
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>>39474947
I SUPPORT BILL CLINTON
GOSH DARNIT, IT IS THE RIGHT OF EVERY SITTING PRESIDENT TO GET SOME HEAD FROM THE FAT INTERN
BILL DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
STOP RUINING AMERICA
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>>39474779
I am 97% straight. I just like to suck and get sucked in theory. Would love to have an mmf threesome with a girl.
>>39474811
Thing is I hate bars, clubs, etc and am not the biggest fan of drinking. Also, consent cannot be given while drunk. You should know that.
>>39474841
Idk some people don't consider oral or even anal to be virginity loss. I kind of do, but others sometimes don't. Also, is it considered being only half a virgin if you are bi and had sex with one gender but not the opposite yet? Am I more like half a virgin?
>>39474888
Godspeed in your journey to get laid as well, anonbro.
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Tinder or go to a party get slapped and start talking to girls let your drunk self do all the work
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>>39475080
See
>>39474994
>Thing is I hate bars, clubs, etc and am not the biggest fan of drinking. Also, consent cannot be given while drunk. You should know that.
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>>39475185
Get a friend to put you on then and be smooth about it text her for a couple of days test the water with her make moves with her thru text or in person then invite her to your room and your golden boy
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take good care of your appearance and socialize with as many women as possible in a friendly setting. preferably one where you see them multiple times so you can talk a little bit every now and then, preferably some activity group, a park you both frequent, maybe a volunteer organization. unless you're really good looking you probably won't have much success approaching girls you've never seen before and will never see again. the idea is to establish familiarity with them so you become "that cute guy who jogs along the river every morning" instead of "some creepy dude who wouldn't leave me alone on the bus/at the bar"
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