>one chance at life >parents named me "Cord" JUST

>>39473245
cHAnge YouR Name fag

Hahaha your name is gay hahaha

>>39473245
Make like your namesake and cord yourself

>>39473245
Add dis to the front of it and become a supervillain

Fucking Quishell man

>>39473245
wtf are you a cord? lmao

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>not being named Kord

>>39473245
Is it short for something? Like, us your real name "Accordion"?
Do you have a hilarious last name that goes with it?
>tfw anon's full name is Cord Yucopia

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>one chance at life
>5'4

atleast you can change your name. I can never be over 6 feet tall or at least the avg height (5'9)

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>>39473245
Op on suicide watch

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>one chance at life
>born second
>brother named mark
>im named sasha
IM A FUCKING HAIRY MANLET WHAT HOPE IS THERE

>one chance at life
>name means "small"

>>39473877
Mine means "little one". It especially sucks because I ended up being 5'3 even though my Dad was like 6'2.

Ciqala is the name. It even sounds shit.

>just chaaaaaaaange urname bro!

It's not that fucking easy you faggots

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>>39473245
>one chance at life
>pic related

>>39474046
>It's not that fucking easy you faggots

Yea, it is.

>>39474058

No it isn't. It's expensive and takes forever and your birth name will always be your "real" name with the name you change to is just an alias.

>>39473245
as in pull cord?

>>39473245
hey man it cord be worse

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>>39473245
>tfw named "Chud"

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>>39474372
That is phonetically more alpha than chad.

>>39473343
top kek mien frund

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>>39474372
tfw parents named you "chode"

>>39474046

Yes, it is. I was born with a shitty name and had it changed, took like two montgs and maybe 300 bucks.

>>39474372
> chud
Kek sounds like food

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>>39473245
TIE THE CORD
KICK THE CHAIR
AND YUO'RE DEAD

>>39473830
Cordin maybe? Does that sound more normal?

>>39475211
What did you go for, and what was it b4?

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>>39474372
>Chud
Is that the beta version of "Chad"? kek

>>39473245
Cord sounds like a badass name to me. Of course, you'd need to *look* badass too to pull it off, which I'm guessing you don't.

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>Cord
Thanks for the keks OP. Legit laughed at your pain.

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>one chance at life
>fatfuck through puberty
Should I just reset?