Who else suffers from a speech impediment?

i suffer from a speech impediment known as "I say retarded shit"

>>39472373
My speech impediment can best be described as "I'm 19 but I sound like I'm 12."

>>39472405
Post vocaroo?
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>>39472373
i do yeah i cant complete sentences sometimes.

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>have weird made up accent that kind of sounds vaguely like a drunk Russian even though I was born and raised in America
>weird cadence and pattern to my speech
>autism voice
>lisp
>monotone
>also have this weird thing where my voice just sort of stops towards the end of a sentence before I finish talking and the last syllable or two don't get out

>>39472373
Yeah, I have a lisp, I stutter, I make the wrong sounds to say the word I want to say quite a bit.

>>39472373
Sometimes I have a hard time getting certain letters out, and I have to stop talking in the middle of sentences. Makes me feel horrible so I just don't talk.

I got a bit of a stutter but I mostly managed to get over it. Comes out when I'm nervous though.

>>39472373

I just have a slight lisp. I had speech therapy when i was young and somehow never noticed it until someone else pointed it out to me at 20. It's not bad, but sometimes people mistake me for a foreigner or ask about my 'accent'

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>>39472373
>dutch accent from having grown up in holland for the first couple years of my life that i just can't fucking shed for some reason
>for some reason can only speak with the right side of my mouth which makes everything i say sound mumbled
>tfw it's practically impossible for people to speak to you unless they get used to your voice, some people just give up and walk away

>>39472373
>tfw speaking voice around family or discord friends is shitty borderline cartoon-like midwestern accent laced with slang and text speak
>tfw speaking voice in public is precise and formal, and my vocabulary is suddenly unnecessarily pretentious and precise

it's like i have two opposite voices senpai

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>tfw Stutter

>>39472373
My R's sound like W's and it's fucked me my entire life

I have a stutter, I slur and massive brain fog during conversation, you don't know pain like I do

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>>39472373
Who elsh shuffersh from a shpeech impedliment?

>>39472405
Your voice or your words?

>>39473912
I have this too, it's torture to speak as I live in eastern europe, where "R" is very accented

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>>39474842
People say I sound like this guy, it's annoying

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>>39472373
>"a-a-aa-a-a-aa-aaaa-aaa-aa-ano-no-no-no-no-anoooon!!"

>>39472373
>stuttering
>accidental spoonerisms all the time
only time i can clearly communicate is through writing or text. makes me feel even lonelier