I want a boyfriend but all men are vile garbage. What do?

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>>39471098
>guy bottoming is somebody's son

>>39471098
>What do?

Become hetero

>>39471098
at least this thread differs from the normality of
>all women are garbage REEE
cudos for that OP

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>>39471098
Find a faggot who'll accept you for being a super faggot.

>>39471156
All women aren't garbage though. If I was interested in women, I'd be a lucky guy. There are plenty of decent, attractive women. There are NO decent, attractive men. ZERO.

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>>39471140
>(you) are somebody's son

>>39471428
you might be right, but i think this is an overstatement

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>>39471428((you)Y(you)O(you)U(you))

>>39471452
It really is not. Ask literally any man trying to date men. You either settle for a faggot who WILL cheat on you, settle for an open relationship or settle for someone hideous who you HOPE won't cheat on you, but likely still will. Those are your only options when dating men. Straightcels are just fucking liars who project all their flaws onto the women who won't fuck them.

If you're gay, your only hope is to meet a virgin, make sure he doesn't have internet access so he can't attention whore online and pray for a miracle.

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>>39471485
It's one or the other, OP. Suck it up and stop being petty like some roastie or find that fat guy who'll take care of you and love you.

>>39471098
>I want a boyfriend but all men are vile garbage. What do?
Consider suicide.

Gays only want CHAD

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>>39471438
>son
>implying

>>39471098
*gay men are garbage

>>39471538
>that fat guy who'll take care of you and love you.
You apparently can't read. Even this isn't a guarantee.

>>39471575
Even Blob will cheat on you. Men are fucking cancer.

>>39471709
No all men are. Look at the most famous 4chan attention whores. They were all hetero.

And all the bullshit you MGTOW/incel/faggot motherfuckers bitch about with women is lies, but is absolutely true with men. After 30, if you don't have deep pockets, you can't keep a man, because they're all fucking golddiggers.

>>39471896
>hetero
hetero =/= male

>>39471919
I was talking about the males, dumbass. Brandon, that fag who killed himself this year, Maxim, that Asian guy Dave, etc.

>>39471098
I got a boyfriend and he is mad at me all the time for virtually nothing. I help around the house, I save my money, i am loyal, i am caring, i devoted my life to him and it's not good enough.
just stay single.

>>39471966
i do not follow r9k whorefaggory and never has, i dont even know who that girl with the black hair and freckles is

>>39471983
I've been single all my life. Don't get me wrong, having freedom is great, but life is pretty pointless since I can't pursue my goals in life either because I'm poor and always will be.

>>39471983
He's probably mad that you ride the first cock that glances your way every weekend during your "girl's night out"

>>39472031
I'm not a female and I already said I'm loyal. I also don't have any friends but him.

>>39472025
you won't find someone who treats you well. if you do, you will treat them like shit. no relationships are good and healthy, they only serve to prolong the life of our species.

>>39471428
Life tip: everyone is garbage. Sometimes, some garbage is preferable to other garbage.
garbage

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>>39472074
>I'm not a female

My point stands, sweetie

>>39471098
obviously you're just assmad because someone recently betrayed you. i'm sorry things didn't work out, but stop being a bitch, you know you'll be back on grindr in less than a week

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>>39472133
it doesn't stand because actually you just made some shit up and I told you it was incorrect.

>>39472134
No. I haven't spoken to anyone other than coworkers and my grandmother for years.

>>39472200
your post just seems very reactionary and emotion based, it's just a little difficult for me to believe that these feelings are based on logic. if they are, can you explain how you eventually came to this conclusion?

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>>39472188
>dishing out facts
>you making s-stuff up!

You poor thing

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>>39472229
>Relationships are emotion-based
Wow what an amazing conclusion!

>if they are, can you explain how you eventually came to this conclusion?
Experience with men. They're trash. I've looked for over a decade for any man who isn't a pile of garbage. I never found it.

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>>39471098
Why are most faggots so repulsive and depraved? How am I supposed to find a decent bf when faced with such horrible people?

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>>39472244
you refuse to believe a loving partner could be mistreated. i understand why you are acting like this.

>>39472261
>Why are most faggots so repulsive and depraved?
Because men are. Look at the world. Men cause all the problems, then blame everyone else instead of taking responsibility for what they've done. Men are a fucking disease.

>How am I supposed to find a decent bf when faced with such horrible people?
You're not. All gay men eventually settle into one of the following:

1: Become serial short-term open-relationship daters / cheat on their boyfriends
2: Become hermits and stop talking to men
3: Become jailhouse straight and start dating women, maybe get married

Sometimes a guy will get into a rare monogamous relationship for a while, but they always end and they're almost always abusive.

>>39472314
This has nothing to do with men though. It is just faggots that have an unsustainable tendency for promiscuous behavior.

I agree that the overwhelming majority fall into the first and third categories, but some eventually settle with a guy for life, about 10-18% i'd say. It is certainly difficult, but doable if one is lucky enough to fall upon the right person and rule out the trash

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>>39472270
>you refuse to believe a loving partner could be mistreated

Oh my, reading comprehension was never your strong suit was it

>>39472261
would you date a male(female)? i know the lack of dick would be a problem but thats what dildos are for.
I want to know I would be attractive to a gay cis male.

>>39472356
It has everything to do with men. Why do women control sex in the hetero world? Because men can't control their dicks and women know it. Everything about men is lust, aggression and greed. Men create the vast bulk of their own problems. Men are any man's greatest enemy - including himself. When you put that into a relationship dynamic, of course it's going to be dysfunctional as all hell.

>It is just faggots that have an unsustainable tendency for promiscuous behavior.
I used to think this, but it's actually all men. Like I said, that's why it's so easy for women to control men. You can't control a woman by withholding sex.

>but some eventually settle with a guy for life, about 10-18% i'd say
There's no way in hell it's that high.

>>39472407
>I just like to argue to hear myself talk

>>39472408
Dafuck?

>>39472419
i feel like my masculinity will never be validated until a gay man loves me for who I am. I don't want to settle for bisexual.

>>39472314
Faggot is angry because the other faggots cheat on him and now its""""mens fault"""".
Also fucking kek talking about being salty

>>39472443
Well first of all, dildos can't cum.

>>39472447
No. This is a pandemic problem.

>>39472462
dildos can't cum, but you can.
(fingerguns)

>>39472462
Boi chill down.You talk down to all man in general but you dont see how much of a faggot you are.Stop taking so much sodium and you will be fine

>>39472419
>I used to think this, but it's actually all men
I know for a fact that I am not. I've consciously remained a KHV despite my decent looks in order to save myself for my future bf. I wouldn't dream of having sex with someone with whom I share no intimate emotional connection, and I plan for my first bf to be my last.

>>39471098
Left boy looks like moot.

You faggots realise you have the lgbt board right?

>>39472258
clearly something has triggered this post, it's easy to see when reviewing your responses. you probably got dumped by a 8-10/10 and now you're too damaged to let yourself believe that maybe you weren't on his level to begin with. either way, you're throwing a tantrum, stop being a pretentious faggot and settle like everyone else on this board

>>39472258
Are you a boy, a girl, or a girl(male)?

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>Mfw I'm in a homogamous relationship and this thread is just OP bitching about why cant turn a whore into a housewife(male)

>>39472531
That's pretty rare. How old are you?

>>39472577
I'm not a tranny.

>>39472596
I'm a guy.

>>39472611
Tick tock. You'll find out.

>>39472611
The problem is finding a faggot capable of commitment in the first place.

How did you find your's?

>>39472628
I'm 26

dfgsfgr

>>39472630
That's beyond fucking hard.

>>39471098
>be lonely faggot
>browse tfw no bf threads on /r9k/ hoping to find a socially inept yet moral and loving bf to settle with
>60% of the posts are trannies and femboys posting nudes and looking for a fuckbuddy
>the rest are tranny chasers and prison gays

>>39472742
what kind of lonely faggot are you anon? what are some interests or hobbies you have?

>>39472742
i have autism but I am extremely moral. I have never posted nudes, nobody but my mom and doctor (when I was a kid) have seen my naked body. I am 23
Please respawn

>>39472742
Yep. Whenever most boys say "I'm not like the other boys" they almost immediately start posting pics of their assholes and attention whoring.

>>39472833
The absolute worst is that one animeposting Polish faggot. He is absolutely insufferable.

>>39472769
Nothing beyond what you'd expect from an average /r9k/ user. Vidya, shitposting and some very specific autistic obsessions.

>>39472775
Where do you live anon?

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>>39472419
>I just like to shart to hear myself fart

>>39472100
You are damn woke fellow redditor

>35
>Slightly overweight
>Attractive-ish
>Poor
>Have a lot of high-minded interests (technology, biology, religions, architecture, medicine, etc.)
How not fucked am I?

>>39472419
Evola described something similar regarding the modern state of being after the sexual revolution.

Men reduced into a herd of pigs, ruled over by Circe-like seductresses who pull their instinctual strings.

>>39472892
canada
i live in ontario in canada
there's gays in toronto but none here. there was a pride flag up in my town for 4 hours and then someone ripped it down and burnt it.

>>39472935
Men were always this way. That's why traditional societies look like Victorian England, Medieval Europe or Wahabi Saudi Arabia. When women gain power, men lose their fucking minds because they can't just have legalized rape anymore.

>>39472959
Not to mention punish women by law for things MEN do.

>Rape a woman
>She's a whore now! Stone her!
All the whining and bitching on /r9k/ about women for things that are MEN'S fault is just what comes natural to men. What really makes them furious is they can't punish women by law anymore for shit women didn't do.

>>39472945
I'm an eastern Eurofag, though my country is one of the more accepting regarding faggotry. Faggots are plentiful, but the culture itself has rendered all incapable of anything resembling a relationship. It is one of Europe's prime Chadlands next to Italy.

I assume that you must live on the eastern edges of Ontario, the more rural parts, as Ontario is as liberal as it gets as far as I'm aware.

>start talking to gay people
>super awkward and gay
>don't know what to say half of the time

And they all want me to "dominate" them. Like wtf does that even mean?

>>39471098
the fag to the right is so hot, I want to suck his dick (no homo)

>>39472997
Your average male is more often than not a savage brute enslaved to his instincts, but that hardly makes females any better.

Women are more often than not submissive whores who view themselves as trophies to be won over by said brutes, and perpertuate the savage aspects of male nature by rewarding decadent behavior. If women decided to only offer themselves to decent males at once, Chads and other assorted scum would cease to exist within a decade. It is women that perpetuate "toxic" masculinity by sexually rewarding and even craving it.

>>39473097
friendly rape

>>39473119
He looks autistic and boyish.
>>39473097
It is just mentally ill faggots being mentally ill, don't bother with them.

>>39473073
yeah, I live in rural ontario. it stinks.

>>39473097
>start talking to gay people
>realize how uncomfortable i am talking to straight people
>gays will never know i am gay unless i tell them
>inappropriate to walk up to a perceived homosexual and say "im gay too"

>>39473132
Hahaha wow. Surprise surprise a man found a way to blame women YET AGAIN for men not being able to control themselves.

>>39473152
well I'm also autistic and boyish but unattractive (unlike him)

>>39471428
>All women aren't garbage though
jej
>There are plenty of decent, attractive women.
jejejejejejej

>>39471896
>Even Blob will cheat on you
No, they'd cheat on (you) because you're whiny, sensitive, and have jack shit to bring to a relationship except insecurity and self superiority.

If I was a faggot I'd probably cheat on you too.

>>39473248
Funny, you sure argue like a faggot. This could be a post straight out of /tttt/.

>>39473176
You sound insufferable and bitter, but it is also evident that you'd be a decent bf if given the chance.

Would you like to be my bf anon? Our morals do not differ all that much.

>>39472419
>I used to think this, but it's actually all men.
But you're a faggot. Your sample size is faggots.

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>>39472997
>whining and bitching on /r9k/ about women for things that are MEN'S fault
Today I learned that men are at fault for all women being opportunistic whores.
You're just bitter because no men wil fuck a repulsive homo like you.

>>39473275
>You sound insufferable and bitter
>Would you like to be my bf anon?
Lol. I dunno. Depends on a number of factors. Mutual attraction being the biggest probably.

>>39473334
Where do you live, first of all?

>>39473278
No it isn't. I'm including all the whiny bitch heteros online too.

>>39473324
Today I heard the broken record that nothing is ever a man's fault - only everyone else's.

>You're just bitter because no men wil fuck a repulsive homo like you.
Nice projection, but fucking is never a problem with men. That's THE problem.

>>39473264
>you sure argue like a faggot.
Actually, this is known as "arguing like a faggot".
>get btfo
>"u-u-u talk liek fagget"

>>39473348
Eastern US.

>>39471098
I need this badly, I would love a cute boyfriend to mess around with and also be best friends.
Fuck women and their games

>>39473363
>Today I heard the broken record that nothing is ever a woman's fault - only everyone else's.
Ftfy :^)
>fucking is never a problem with men.
The why are you bitching and moaning about you're so undesirable no one will commit to you on 4chan?

>>39473176
You couldn't control your idiocy in picking a mate. You even admit others were able to do it even if you add the rare modifier. And know you are the one that's going to be the shit example. Please cull yourself, you're the exact same as the shit you sling.

>>39473363
The heteros in this thread are all just laughing at you faggot's whiny bitching tho.

>>39473448
He really picked a good sample. Homos and r9k straights. Oh wait....

>>39473448
>/r9k/
>heteros
Get back to fapping on boypucci and trap threads.

>>39473176
Why do you hate men? Do you hate yourself for being one or are you somehow "above" being a man?

>>39473653
I'm above being a man.

>>39473711
What are you then?

fdgdgs

>>39473726
Ill soon be a woman.

>>39473653
>>39473726

this ---> >>39473711
i am above being male or female, at least online.

>>39473726
I don't care. I'm just me. I'm nothing like men though.

>>39473759
What is between your legs? are you some genderqueer non binary faggot?

>>39473167
delet pls, dis hurts

>>39471098
find a nice teen boy

>>39473781
No, I'm just not a slave to my cock.

>>39473803
How?

>>39473348
>>39473387
Guess you don't then

>>39473850
Not all men are slaves to their cock. Being a slave to your cock is not a defining characteristic of manhood.

>>39472628
>I'm not a tranny.

but you're still a fucking faggot, dumbass, Do you even know what lgbt stands for?

>>39473864
Nope, I'm Scandinavian. Easten US is a bit too far for anything.

>>39473895
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and This doesn't belong here.

>>39473879
Yes they are.

>>39473947
Being a man = having a penis. You are a man.

>>39473988
you don't even know if that dude has a penis, tryhard fucker.

>>39473988
My penis doesn't control me. Either I'm the only man or I'm not a man.

>>39474038
Being a man has nothing to do with your penis controlling you. You are a man because you have a penis.

>>39471428
>There are plenty of decent, attractive women

Please give me a single example of one that is willing to date me then.

I'm completely serious. All I ask is that she's white and not fat.

I live in Indiana, but I'm willing to do long distance.

My kik is: max.power.s

I'll give my face too, but only through kik.

>>39474061
Could've fooled literally the entire species throughout all of its history. Consider your situation: you're literally arguing men aren't controlled by their dicks on a board entirely devoted to reeing about women because they won't fuck you.

>>39474221
>Please give me a single example of one that is willing to date me then.
I doubt anyone is willing to date a MGTOW faggot.

>>39474221
I would date you but I am chubby and native.
sorry pal.

>>39474226
Wanting a gf is not about fucking, it is about having a companion who genuinely cares and loves you.

>>39472928
Proper fucked. Gays our age are fucking trash. They've all had about 50 dicks and see no problem with it

>>39475013
I haven't. Whoring it up never appealed to me.

>>39474249
I'm not even mgtow though. I just feel like I can't relate with people, especially women, and like theres no point even putting in effort to get to know them.

>>39474259
You mean native American? Thats fine, how chubby tho?

>>39471098
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>>39472742
>t. "I'm not like other gays" gays

get over yourselves and get a bf faggots

more imgs like OPs

pls you guys. its important to my dong

>>39475303
yes and i am 5'7 200lbs.

>>39475466
Do you have a kik or skype or something?

>>39475466
or steam?

Have to keep talking because of the robot

Where did his testicles go?

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>>39476115
>Where did his testicles go?
into his butthole

>>39471140
Yes. People have families. That's how things work. Thank you for pointing that out.

>>39471428
Here's a little hint: Everyone is garbage.
Every single last person on the planet is human trash. This includes you and me.

The point of life is to find the person who is least garbage-y and settle for him/her. That's it. We're all here to hunt for garbage that stinks slightly less than the other, more putrid garbage. Once we find it, we're supposed to hump it until it dies.

>>39477970
>This includes you
No. It does not.

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>>39479062
You're here, aren't you?
You can't be here and not be trash, anon.

>>39479307
>You're here
So what? You're here because you're trash. Most people are here because they're trash. I'm here because YOU'RE trash. Because most of mankind is trash.

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>>39477943
>t. orginally pic related

>>39475311
>get over yourselves and get a bf faggots

How? How do I get a bf when faggots like yourself just want to fuck and inevitably cheat when they do get a bf?

>>39479545
>everybody's trash but me
only the trashiest think this way

>>39479949
Plebflag #1

>tfw no bf to make me cross-eyed with his dick
A dildo is not the same dammit.

>>39476115
>Where did his testicles go?
bump