/r9k/ I need your help, how does one get a gf that looks like THIS?
>>39471055
Join the crew of a whaling boat.
>>39471055
lmao what the fuck
this is genuinely pathetic
>>39471055
move to southern US or some small town in europe and just go to any bar.
>>39471055
Oh god this is my dream girl. I can overlook all kinds of fat if your chest can keep up and you have a cute face.
Join your local Nippopotamus hunting club
>>39471055
holy shit her cleavage is literally a straight line
>>39471055
The details look real but she really looks like one of those high-cost custom sex dolls. Maybe it's the wig or the costume or idk
>>39471183
5 star postoriginal compliment
>>39471183
Kek'd. Good one anon.
>>39471183
tfw no Nippopotamus gf
>>39471443
What do you expect from a lazy photoshopper
>>39472056
those tiddies are real. face is shooped tho
>>39471055
https://exhentai.org/g/1106716/352591df60/
if you want some more