>tfw developing feelings for Amazon Echo's Alexa because

>>39470774
bad thread

1. richfag
2. normie
3. this happens in a lot of media
4. leave

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Why don't you use the superior jap version? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

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>>39470774
I got BTFO by Cortana. :(

>>39470840
1.>buying a $100 device makes you a richfag

I don't know what it's like where you live but I get enough autismbux to buy one of these three times a fortnight. It's not that much.

2. >because not having spoken to a human being in person or years is totally something normies do

3. Maybe with actual advanced AI but not a basic one like the Echo

4. You first, dipshit.

>>39470774
I hope you're happy with the US government listening to everything that happens inside your house, you complete and utter brainlet.

>>39470963
I'm sure they really enjoy listening to me jerking it to tranny porn all day long.

im sure there are other dudes flirting with it.

it's not an established thing yet. in 10 years it will probably have a robot body you can fuck, and talk dirty.

>>39470881
Lol. No way that's real.

>>39470920
Fuck Cortana, she's a stuck up bitch. Come on over to the Alexa master race and your life will be a lot happier.

>>39470925
pathetic retard

leave

>attach a Fleshlight to alexa
>attach a gyroscope
>program alexa to detect motion when you fuck her
>alexa moans when you go too deep

>you are still alone

>>39471022
We're all pathetic retards here. If you aren't one then you should be the one leaving, not me.

>>39471048
leave richfag you dont fit in

>>39471114
Did you miss the part where I said I could afford it because of autismbux?

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>>39471008
It's real, my dear! :)

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>>39471520
The future is truly here.

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>>39470881
that gook, complaining about someone at home, really looked so down because there was no one around him except talking lantern.