/britfeel/ LYNCHED edition

first for nightcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Nv1Jy1d0Y

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lets get some twin peaks tunes in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKBRyNNW3u0

>OP's pic
I'm glad August is out of the way. Sleep should become alot easier now

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DING DING
15

there was a chill the other day that really reminded me of autumn lads

really looking forward to having a comfy time wearing lots of layered clothes and slippers, and making hot apple and blackcurrant squash

>go downstairs to wash dressing gown
>am wearing dressing gown
>oh right gonna have to take this off
im not a smart man

>>39470333
Nice trips lad. I like this one from the new series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

Reminder not to self harm. I've been working out the last year and have decent arms but feel too self-concious to show them off cause I'm scarred as fuck

>>39470376
>ever washing your dressing gown

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>>39470333
https://youtu.be/MvCp0XtXYXw

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>>39470381
This is nice of you to say lad but I'm not a spastic so I'd never cut myself. If you're feeling self-loathing just drink or take drugs, don't permanently leave scars on your arms

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Couple of weeks left of sunlight before the fall asleep in dark wake up in dark cycle.

>>39470393
To be fair I'm sure he's wanked in his dressing gown a lot and if he's a NEET probably sat in it a lot. It needs cleaning

>>39470393
>he doesn't wipe his cum on his dressing gown

>>39470406
I hope I look better than that at least

>>39470439
>>39470438
Ok so apparently everyone but me wanks in their dressing gown. I dont like wearing anything when I fap

is Leo Johnson the ultimate truck boy?

>>39470468
Where do you fap though? If I'm on my bed or my chair I don't want my sweaty arse making a mess

>>39470381
my scars are all a decade old at this point so even one massive one I have is totally faded

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>>39470469
The original truck boy. Also a beta boy who was put in his place by a superior dom female

>>39470483
>Where do you fap though?
On my bed but I chill at the foot end so dont have to worry about laying my head in my own musk and discharge

>>39470468
even if you don't, you should still wash your clothes periodically

Imagine having the balls to bullshit this hard on camera

https://youtu.be/LHPQgy7pGDM?t=11m

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>>39470509
What do you mean, do you lie horizontally at the foot of your bed?

>aim to cum on my tummy
>cum is so explosive it flies over my shoulder and gets everywhere
Sometimes I wish my willy would calm down

anyone remember the coat by nintendo ds video?

Loving how comfy britfeel has been lately

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>>39470586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef5pp7mt1lA

who /comfy/ here

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>>39470294
>nighttime OP image
Kill yourself

>>39470532
>this is the best yet Mary. There is so much to understand and absorb.
How do old people get to that age and manage to be so gullible and stupid

Also I'm sure that woman has convinced herself that what she's doing is real, you have to believe your own lies or it doesn't work

Dunno if you guys remember that I asked that girl out a couple of days ago? Was talking to her today and she deleted her account in the middle of the conversation.

Wanna fucking die lads. Cute & interesting girl that said YES when I asked her out, getting on great for a week and then she just deletes her account for no reason.

>>39470629
Don't you understand ? Only when the two threads unite again will there be sunlight. Until then we're forever stuck in night time comfy mode.

>>39470611
I loved that game as a kid. I had friends back then so I was able to upgrade Tom Nooks shop to its full potential.

>>39470294
its 5 in the afternoon ffs wont be dark for hours

>order a new chair
>spend an hour trying to build it
>get to the arms
>realise they are both left ones

FUCK
why does this shit always happen to me

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>>39470611
That was a great tune lad. Have another one for top /comfy/ nostalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9KFynxBpA

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>>39470559
>What do you mean, do you lie horizontally at the foot of your bed?
No I'm just chilling in this corner for 95% of the day

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>>39470333
God she is sexy as fuck
and this tune gets me in the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHujuDFqLzk
how do you feel about laura's dad, when he starts dancing don't know wether to cry or laugh

>>39470586
All the real NEETlads are too lazy to get involved in the drama so only comfylads are left.

>>39470695
What are you originally drinking?

>>39470376
We are simple souls in a complicated world

>>39470695
I had no idea people living in 1st world countries like you and Ebin live like this, on the floor. Get a bloody bed frame

>>39470416
Might try and get abit of sunlight before it go's.

>>39470532
Watch this - cult leader convinces his son that he needs to fuck his wife because he 'received a message from God'.
Meanwhile his son is reminded of getting cucked by his own dad and cries in the corner.

I don't like the word cringe because it's overused by a lot of people but holy fuck this is a belter.

https://youtu.be/M0xf2Hdxo6o?t=28m45s

>>39470703
I'm not him but he's such a good actor, he scares me. Especially in S2 but I don't want to say anymore, a lot of people here haven't seen it

Comfy vidya tunes for comfy lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r1iesThvYg

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>>39470586
comfy af, winter /britfeel/ is going to be very cosy without trips.

>>39470730
i have two king size mattresses stacked on the floor, is that ok?

>>39470716
Post workout shake.
>>39470730
I have restless leg and quit often have sleep paralysis/night terrors so it just seems easy to be on the floor

>>39470416
oh shit. im not sure if ill survive the coming winter

I wish I could hibernate through the winter.

>>39470766
no

originiginiginally

Might have a cheeky wank without my blinds drawn. I have this thin curtain that I can see out of but I don't think people can see inside

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>>39470703
L-laura Palmer?

>>39470767
>>39470730
Also I shower and change my bedsheets often so it's not as horrible as ebin

>>39470742
it's ok lad, thanks just about to start the 2nd season.

Did you ever watch reaper with him as the devil, it was a pretty good show to daywatch on e4 like my name is earl.
Wanna thank the guy who mention he just finished it, without you i would of never brother watching it.

>>39470808
>so it's not as horrible as ebin
Not hard to do that though.

>>39470806
I almost cried when Bobby started crying. And then her theme came on it was too fucking much

>>39470817
Nah never seen that, I'll check it out. He was in the new Fargo series though, pretty gud

>>39470802
Just bust a nut, in the toilet sink easy to clean up then and have no one watching also.

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>>39470778
I'm just trying to convince myself it's comfy I mean look at the comfy picture. But it never snows here and I'm not ready for the darkness yet.

>>39470755
Thanks for posting lad, what a lovely song. I've heard a lot about Chrono Trigger, what would be the best place to play it?

>>39470843
Hmm i watched fargo up till the season with the ufo shit , it's not bad but stop watching it forget what episode am on.

>>39470870
Winter is pretty comfy when you're inside with a warm cup of tea. I do not miss the 7am bicycle rides through the harsh wind and rain though

>>39470877
Not too sure tbqh. I've been meaning to play it myself and have only listened certain songs of the soundtrack.

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>>39470870
Winter is coming, love chilly nightruns the type that hurt your chest because the air is so cold the air feels so fresh and crisp.

>tfw no gentIe femdom gf

>>39470857
Not in the sink lad, down the toilet. Then you can flush it without getting your hands all messy

I'd need to take my laptop in there though and then people would know what I'm doing. I'll just have a cheeky wank in my room, if anyone sees me then that'll teach them for looking into people's rooms

>>39470972
But femdom isn't supposed to be gentle.

>>39470972
>gentle
>femdom
Sounds like you don't know what you want

>>39470984
Nah the sink, you can get carried away while wanking and miss the toilet and get cum everywhere, just run the sink tap when you are done.

You living on the ground floor in some shared house.

>tfw no mummy gf
>tfw had to give up posh gym membership
>no more rubbing shoulders with yummy mummies bored of their husbands

>>39470972
>gentIe femdom
any good joi of this?

Good evening lads, how have you made the Lord proud of you today?

>>39471062
Aye ground floor in a flatshare, it's shit

You can miss in the sink as well, I overshoot sometimes. Maybe we should just be cumming directly into our mouths, saves the clean up

who are you favourite streamers lads?

>>39471088
it's not gym you need it's yoga for the yummy mummies

>>39471106
Had a cheeky wank to a Bailey Jay threesome. Think he minded?

>>39471118
no thats gay and cannibal tier
>>39471106
haven't done anything bad, had a workout for the 1st time in ages.

>>39471122
don't watch twitch

>>39471122
Asmongold because he reminds me of myself

>>39471426
What do you think lad? smdh

>>39471429
working out definitely makes the Lord proud

Going to go the pub later lads. Wish me luck.

I just made a cums.

so that's basically everything I wanted to do today done.

>>39471011
it exists
http://gentlefemdom.tumblr.com/

>>39471522
those are so high goals you got there
>>39471484
hope so
>>39471515
Who with some normies

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Anybody else doing the splatfest in splatoon 2? Pretty comfy.

>>39471558
No it's a kids game you stupid squid

>>39471554
Top lad.
Love when my girlfriend does some gentle femdom stuff. Literally dick is diamonds at that point.

>>39471558
I didn't know it was on until I turned it on just then. Picked invisibility because flying is terrifying.

Not been here for 3 weeks lads

What's been going on?

When the WTC was built in the 1970s and the Empire state building lost it's title of New York's tallest building, I bet no one ever envisioned that one day, The Empire state building would regain the crown again for 12 years

>>39471609
Picked flight it was 50/50 even thoigh i hate flying on planes it might be different.

Had a rare incident of rage last night and punched a wall, genuinely think ive broken my knuckles, will they heal up on their own or do i have to go to accident and emergency?

>>39470703
tuneanon here. leland is one of my favourite characters, ray wise is a fantastic actor.

>>39471652
osama might have put a cheeky bet on it desu

>>39471649
Trips are gone and thread quality has improved.

>>39471666
Go to A&E.

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Just got back from the shops and the bastards made Pringles 2 bong 50. I'm absolutely fuming, lads.

>>39471649
the regulars have moved to 8ch until the underage leave

>>39471666
They will heal but the bones will heal in a weird way. Best to get it looked at old chap.

>>39471756
>bong
>>>/reddit/

>>39471799
Spotted the newfag lads

>>39471735
>>39471758
>trips gone

Fuck yes, good riddance
They are the reson I stopped coming here regularly when every post was by or mentioned ebin/tilde

>>39471756
Pringles are overpriced shite
doritos big bag for a pound or a bunch of different space invaders.

>>39471758
What's the story behind the tripfag exodus? I don't really pay attention to them.

>>39471817
newfags are filling the vacuum left by the late tripfags

>>39471758
>underage leave
leave tripfag to your tripspace

gonna take my dog for a cheeky walk lads, hopefully i dont get hounded by kids looking to stroke him again
dont know how people deal with kids, i have no idea how to talk to them

>>39471818
Don't blame you lad. I stopped coming as often because of it. Ebin might never come back since he gave out enough information to get himself doxxed.

scrounged a bit of cash together
I can either have a mini binge tonight, or I can get some food to see me to pay day
but there's every chance I would binge on the few days of food anyway

>>39471863
binge on alcohol instead

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>>39471556
Going on my todd mate.

>>39471833
not specifically tripfags. Just anons who don't like the thread becoming a mix of /b/ and /brit/

all I want to do tonight is order in some pizza and cheesy chips, gets some beers in, and chill with some telly or a movie

wish I had a gf purely so I can use her for money on these sorts of nights and then get my knob suckled on

>>39471880
pretty sure if I could tolerate alcohol I'd be dead a thousand times over by now

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>>39471833
Anons didn't like them they shit stirred cause drama etc, then one of the more cancerous ones got doxxed, then they all got uppity and and left in some gay solidarity thing,

thinking this place would be shit without them and it only got better till they come here anon and shitpost/shill.

>>39471897
it's overwhelming trips

>>39471909
wish i could get myself some beers in too m8, but my parents go mental at me if i drink too often

>>39471895
ah in that case go to a comfy old small pub

>>39471833

What happened is that after the doxxening, a few people and nearly all of the tripsfags went to a parallel britfeel on 8ch

So far, there has mostly been peace between the two boards apart from the occasional shitpost. Those wanting to keep up with tripfags can do so on the other board, those wanting to avoid trip drama have finally gotten their long awaited wish here.

What is THE shittest town in the UK with +100,000 population? London boroughs count as their own

>>39471978
Thanks. Good riddance hope they enjoy their slow as fuck hugbox.

>>39471978
>tfw I alerted Britnormie to the existence of other britfeels like on britfa-gs and eventually he used his charisma to spark the exodus there
If I didn't mention it would we still be one thread?

>>39471984
Does Wigan have more than 100,000? if it doesnt then it cant be that far off, we topped the list of most miserable town in the UK and rightly so, oddly enough though, wigan is surprisingly white, not many blackies or pakis here at all, but ALOT of smackheads and recently, spiced up homeless

>>39471984
Slough (samefagging as I forgot my own opinion)

>>39471984
have to say Bradford cos I live there, don't even know pop count

>>39471984
not been to too many shit towns but I'd say Bradford

mum has to work near Mansfield and she says it's the worst place she's ever had to go to, and she used to work as a midwife in Gateshead in the 80s. According to wiki it's 400 people short of 100,000

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>>39468206
REEEEEE WHERES MY FUCKING PARCEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39472049
Go postal with a bike wheel.

>>39471984
Doncaster

It's truly awful, I used to live there

>>39472082

>tfw I still live in Donny

Where abouts did you live lad.

>>39471984
Warrington

>>39472082
had a mate who used to sell caravans in donny

went to work as an english teacher in china and now he's married to some chink bird, so there's hope for any of us

>>39471978
The shitposting is very one sided, mostly resentful cripplechan fags because their thread isn't as successful as they wished.
>>39471996
This guy gets it.

>>39471984
blackpool without a doubt

>>39472124
You're the one shit stirring though, their thread is perfectly fine and probably less dull than this one

>>39471984
Glasgows pretty bad but at least its white and the drink is cheap.

>>39471996
>hope they enjoy their slow as fuck hugbox.

We will

>>39472131
I dunno it's by the seaside, abit chavy but quite comfy, good fishing of the pier.

>>39472111
I'm sorry to here that, hope you manage to escape

Sprotborough, not one of the really shit bits thankfully also plz don't go to sprotborough and shank my mum

>>39472131
there's enough to enjoy at blackpool, lad

illuminations are shit now that I'm older, and I'm glad I don't have to go every year with my dad anymore, but they were always comfy nights as a kid with a bag full of fresh, hot doughnuts in the back of the car as he drove in the slow traffic along the promenade to look at all the lights.

and the theme park is decent as well

>>39472151
>You're the one shit stirring though
Just telling anon the truth.

>their thread is perfectly fine and probably less dull than this one

If it hurts too much leave to your safespace then.

>>39472206
I can safely say I enjoy neither thread, I'm just here out of spite for myself.

>>39472192

Sprotborough is one of the nicer boroughs desu. I live in fucking Balby.

>>39471984
was traveling a canal route with a friend and we ended up in worksop one day, and I've never felt so suddenly plunged into shit as stepping off that canal boat and finding myself in the middle of worksop

>>39472247

canal boats have always sounded very comfy to me, are they?

>>39472260
Not that anon but I'm going to live on one. Can be very comfy - but the lifestyle isn't as idyllic as you might think.

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Just netflix and chill style fucked a 20yo girl for three days straight.

Was a 25 yo kissless virgin 6 months ago.

Feel like I'm dreaming lads. Took a picture of her ass whilst she was sleeping but i dont even need it, I get hard just thinking about her.

>>39472299
you jusking

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>>39470333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBZYRl90bos

you can get fucked aswell, i know exactly what you're up to, narcissistic cunt.

>>39472260
incredibly, I wish I had my own or at least could travel on one at least once a year.

the canals pass through so much perfectly still and quiet countryside that you'd never come across by road, but of course you regularly pass through towns and villages where you can stop off and go to the pub or get supplies from the shops, even some pubs that have their own mooring by the beer garden which is great. Conversely, if you pass through some shithole you have underclass children trying to spit on you from overhead bridges.

the one I was in had all the kitchen appliances you need as well as a good sound system so you really can live very close to how you would at home but in a much smaller space

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a2

let's see how long we can go in the thread without post number quotes

>>39472317
tell me how to achieve this lifestyle lad

>>39472326
Maybe if you stopped being so paranoid over the boogeyman

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>>39472318
>jusking

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Just saw a fucking fly in my room and missed it.
When will these fuckers freeze to death?

>>39472336
>THIS IS NOW AN EDL THREAD
ONLY TOMMY ROBINSON AND HIS MIDDLE AGED FOLLOWERS ARE ALLOWED TO POST

>>39472355
Just pure luck on my part.

Girl at work text me a few months ago telling me she liked me. I'm higher in the heriarchy at work and pretty authorative. I guess it gets her wet. Had a few dates and now I basically live at hers and fuck her brains out right next to her parents room every other day.

It can happen.

>>39472378
wait for the first frost, my friend, and then we'll all be living in the sterile wonderland of winter time where there's no bugs to bother us

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>>39472299
>>39472260
>>39472247
>>39472333
How about a comfy winter /britfeel/ canal curise, after boxing day till new years, were we pub crawl via boat, sounds cosy.

>>39472357
what makes you say that anon?

original

>>39472435
>you will never go on a canal cruise with the /britfeel/ lads and stop off on a chilly sunday evening at a pub for the carvery

>>39472442
Be careful lad cancerous bitter fags, report you for evading fiters.

>>39472465
awwwww that sounds so comfy.

>>39472435
>>39472465
Don't tempt me Frodo.

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>>39472528
Am tempting hard lad, imagine the banter filled fishing.

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>>39472598
It would be incredible but somehow we'd probably end up doxxed.

I haven't wanked today and my dick feels like it's going to explode

This is literally going slower than the doublechins thread

>>39472555
Don't mess with Tommy lad

https://youtu.be/VFC-43Cy4P4

>>39472690
Stay there then.

>>39472690
>threads have to be fast to be good
I'd rather a slightly slower thread than one that is about 40% tripfag drama.

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>>39472656
just be anon till we meet, then swear a oath of and sign contract of discretion

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>>39472690
Don't worry lad, some new tripfag will surface in a week or so and it'll be back to normal by October

>>39472435
I would love that but it probably wouldn't be long til someone was thrown off the side

>>39472707
can't believe he is still with the (((rebel))) media
disappointing

>>39472741
Honestly though, what in the world happened to him since then? Dude legit looks homeless now.

>>39472788
couldnt come to terms with his homosexuality and shut himself off from the world

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>>39472737
I'd sign. A man can dream.

>>39472788
Who cares he his gone and good riddance.

>>39472788
Got so wrapped up in his own bullshit that he even ended up having to leave his own containment board on cripplechan.

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>bought yet another game just because it had a cute anime girl in
Fucksake

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>>39472656
>in tonight's news, 5 men in their early 20s were found trying to swim out of the canal after their boat was blown up
>here is a sketch of the suspect

>>39472656
Ebin only got doxxed because he's a twat.

>>39472773
Even though Tommy and Gavin are a little too pro Zionist for my taste, I still find them entertaining.

Makes me laugh when Gavin encountered Sam Hyde and didn't know what the fuck to do when he began irl shitposting.

https://youtu.be/KgeS6uo2n3c

>>39472860
Why didn't you just pirate it, fampai?

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>>39472772
>>39472820
Hear the midlands have the longest canals alot of them meet up there and connect to other canal systems.

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wish i could live in a car desu

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>>39472865
26 tomorrow. It's still early 20s r-right guys?

>Nocturnal
>ISP's being a cunt and keeps going off
I don't deserve this hell.

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Not going to lie lads, got drunk and revealed my power level of global warming with my dad, I don't really mind now because I'm buzzed but later it might be a bit iffy

>>39472891
You seen his ted talk, it's what made him.

>>39472891
Kek'd
I watched another video of that interview and it was clear Hyde was on a different level compared to Gavin, don't think he's the sharpest tool in the shed

>>39472896
I'm not a damned criminal

That and I don't know how

>>39472905
I'm up in Scotland. There is a canal that connect Glasgow to Edinburgh

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>>39472906
Wouldn't like to live there for good but a few trips with my doggo would be nice

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>>39472927
>revealed my power level of global warming
You mean you revealed that you're retarded?

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>>39472927
Whats your power level, it's all a cover up for de_population or higher.

>>39472939
ats abit shit all the good shit is in england.

>>39472968
They may or may not be the case, doesn't make the facts about global warming any less real

>>39472970
Not even that, it was a simple "We don't understand enough about it, and even what we do know isn't pointing towards global disaster, increased government power to combat global warming is not the solution

>>39473010
Yeah I wouldn't recommend it. I'd travel down for it.

>>39473017
did your dad not agree with you?

>>39472955
ive been looking into getting a campervan to take my doggo on weekend long trips, probably learn how to fish while im at it too

>>39472884
Yeah nightwalk lad shows street signs all the time.
His identity isn't revealed because he isn't malicious.

>>39472933
You mean his Oxford speech?
https://youtu.be/_YQ94jFg_4A

>>39472936
I don't think Gavin in stupid exactly, he's quite witty in interviews.
He's just used to normies and Sam is anything but.

always tickles me to sneeze and fart in the same moment

>>39473034
No, he said that "all scientists say man made global warming is real, and that the only way to preventing it is with government intervention, anyone who doesn't agree is a anti science climate change denier"

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>>39473017
Drop some knowledge bombs on me then lad

>>39473052
He meant this lad. Comedy kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0

>>39473067
i have a degree in biochemistry lad, its the wrong science but tell him i disagree. fucks his assumption right up

>>39473084
99% of scientists say otherwise but if you have a degree in biochemistry then I believe you lad

>>39473068
Well, climate change is a very complex field, humans dont currently posses the technology to accurate model and predict changes in the climate, because of this I don't think its a good idea to let the government tax business and enforce legislation which would "prevent this"

here are two videos that explain this better than I can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwviDPo4Rh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZNu3GRI3H4

And here is a popular counter video just for the sake of fairness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtW2rrLHs08

Thinking about joining a gym down when I go to university? I'm 5 '8 and got a little bit of a belly so skinny fat

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>>39473083
Oh I thought he was talking about Tommy. The ted talking is funny though, the memes even became reality.

Going to the shop on a fag run, any body want anything?

>>39473151
Cream egg and a can of fanta please

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>>39473148
Good for you lad, I got /fit/ at uni and you can to, just remember to lay of the drink a bit, and lay out a routine and stick to it, you can do it

>>39473151
Get us some Pringles, lad. Can't afford them anymore.

>>39473151
get us a twix lad

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>>39473143
WTF I'M WOKE NOW

>>39473171
What's the best way to lose belly fat anon? At the gym and home.

Don't have a clue about gym stuff really so I'll have to read up on it

>>39473029
good lad
northampton to peterborough to bedford to cambridge finally kings lynns seaside or birmingham to london along the grand union canal

>>39473143
Joking aside, I'll check these videos out but I don't think they're representative of the debate. I mean from what I can see one is that Crowder cunt, Ben Shapiro and Bill fucking Nye. What basis do these people have? I doubt they even cite any sources and if they it won't be peer-reviewed, just a random study financed by some coal company

>>39473220
There's no such thing as specific weight loss lad, just exercise and eat at a deficit

>>39473151
Get us some bevvies please

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>>39473168
>>39473185
>>39473190
Will do chaps. Wish me luck out there.

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>>39473151
I'd like one girlfriends please if they got one

>>39473214
Glad to help you humble water filter merchant

>>39473220
Eat less calories than you expend, light strength training and some cardio while at the gym, eat healthy meals at home, one piece of protein, simple carbs (rice, brown bread, pasta) and a green vegetable, drink only water, do that for a couple months and the pounds will drop off in no time

>>39473242
Fair enough lad, if it doesn't float you boat then thats that, I just tend to agree with what Crowder and Shapiro say, but free country man, believe what you want to believe

Anyone else accept climate change might be real but doesnt give a fuck anyway? I'm sure we'll can find a way to deal with it

let's not pretend like I wouldn't beat every single one of you cunts in a fight

>>39473307
I have superior speed, you wouldn't even land a single hit.

>>39473290
I agree, humans are far more able to change to cope with an environment than the government is able to solve problems

>>39473290
not planning to have kids. Don't really care

>>39473307
If pikeyanon is still here I imagine he'd beat the shit out of all of us

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>>39473307
Cry REE and let slip the frogs of war! Them fighting words m8.

>>39473290
Me. There aren't enough stars in the sky to accurately represent all the fucks I don't give about climate change.

Do you think they call themselves britfeelers?

>>39473307
I'd like to see you try sonny jim, I'll shit myself and cry

>>39473290
better sunny weather or better comfy storms
win win fook da polar bears.
>>39473332
we advance and thrive under pressure am i right guys

>200 years from now
>aliens arrive on earth to find the human race has been wiped out due to climate change
>humans forever know as 'those faggots who let the weather bully them to death'

I'm going to watch ufc tonight desu

remember watching quite a lot of it a couple years ago when I would stay up till about 6am anyway and could catch them, and tonight's one is in europe so it's not on at silly o'clock

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>>39473454
>KEKED AGAIN
ORIGINALLY

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>>39473435
>sonny jim

>>39473467
What channel chief?

>>39473489
BT Sport 2

>>39473504
>BT
Fucks sake lah.

>>39473413
>Do you think they call themselves britfeelers?

who?

>>39473517
UFC's been on BT Sport for several years m8

Anyone else alternate the shops they buy alcohol at so the staff don't recognise you as a regular?

>>39473520
britfeelers

>>39473523
Never actually watched it live desu mate.

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>going to a party today for my work mates 21st

Nervous lads

A-Any tips for an autist? It is going to be in a hired hall and a dj will be there.. lots of dancing, dreading it

>>39473547
>21st

sounds more like a 12 year old's party

hope you'll be up for dancing to the vengaboys lad

>>39473547
>Drinking
>Don't try to dance, just sway along to the music
>Don't hook up with a girl if she's to far gone
>Don't suggest any songs to the DJ

>>39473333
Maybe you could think about things beyond yourself?

Nice quads at least

post your dicks to prove that you aren't gay lads

>>39473547
Fuck up and your co-workers will remind of it forever and give you a nickname.

>>39473547
>>39473580
>Don't suggest any songs to the DJ

And don't complain about the music. It'll make you look like an elitist, no fun arsehole

>>39473489
>>39473517
You can stream it online lad, reddit usually has some good streams

>>39473618
What happens if its cheesy pop? Stuff you'd hear at a kids disco.

had a smoke for the first time in 2 years lads, kinda miss but im also glad i stopped

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>>39473484
he loved that boy even though it wasn't his child

>>39473583
>Maybe you could think about things beyond yourself?

why would I do that though?

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T-Thanks all

Want me to post tomorrow about how the party went? Probably some autistic green text stories

>tfw started abusing painkillers

ive reached a new low lads

>>39473673
go for it, I love me some blog posts

>>39473631
If everyone's enjoying it (ironically or not), don't say anything.

>>39471978
ive not been on in a while, does this mean pakipoo has fucked off then?

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>>39473580
>Don't hook up with a girl if she's to far gone
>Normies actually believe this
HAHAHAHA

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Which is the better boat
http://www.waterwaysholidays.com/boat/rockland.htm
809 quid for a week 8 can sleep in it looks better
or
http://www.waterwaysholidays.com/boat/ranworth.htm
889 quid 8 can sleep bigger living room

>>39473673
>tfw this is the last time anon posted on /britfeel/ because he makes friends, gets off with a girl and ascends to normiehood tonight

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>>39473725
>He has sex out of wedlock with a girl he hardly knows while she's drunk
>Heathens actually do this
Shame shame shame

>>39473646
what sort of smoke? if its DUDE then i'm in the same boat. really fancy one even though its been years.

anyone used the 'spoons app? used it for the first time last night and it was so quick. reckon they'll get rid of bars altogether when the oldies die?

>>39473801
Its pretty great actually

>>39472736
>the other thread is slow hahahahah!
>somebody mentions this thread is going at a snails pace
>UGH THE THREADS DONT NEED TO BE FAST TO BE ANY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>39473801
Expensive as fuck bars in the city full of middle class office workers? Nah.

>>39473801
They deliver pints to your house? Wut

>>39471088
>tfw I recently realised some girl I've been chatting to a lot looks a little bit like me mum to me
WAKE ME UP

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>Got a job
>I'll finally be able to get a sofa and fix the ceiling
>In 6 months from now I'll be able to have people round

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The drain flies are back

>>39473801
IT's great but the workers look at you with disgust for some reason

I don't care though, better than waiting in the massive queue like a pleb

>>39473853
Obviously both threads are going to be a slower if each has half the posters as before.

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Nice moon tonight, getting a bit chilly autumn is here. Survived shop run.

>>39473875
So when are you having us over then laddo?

My can of beer has Eric Cantona's face on it

>>39473853
perhaps we should start shitposting on 8ch to help bump them.

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>>39473888
Wish i had a nice cityscape out my window or a balcony.
>>39473921
No just let them be resentful bitter mongs, much better than giving them the attention they crave, but it's always a opition if they make things too uncomfy for us anons.

>>39473704
pakipoo fucked off a long while ago, every time he'd post he'd either get ignored or shit talked
How the might have fallen

>>39473967
>opition

>>39473967
Oh look another anon reported by trips

>>39473921
no, theyve left we should just forget about them and get comfy

Not sure whether to become a stalker or not. Something is compelling me to do it, but not sure if I want to make the leap.

>>39473753
>8 can sleep in it
Would you really want to sleep in a double bed with some smelly NEET from here though? I go for the second one, it has more single beds

>>39473997
real life stalking or just online?
feel like proper stalking is sort of a lost art these days

>>39473997
I've considered stalking my former oneitis. Do you have someone in mind?

>>39474011
could throw them in the canal with a bar of soap if theyre stinking up the place desu

>>39473757
>out of wedlock
haha it's not 1940 any more grandad

>>39474011
what if we bring girls back and rock the boat if not girls, we can have a /britfeel/ slumber party like abunch of cute anime girls or this >>39474033

>when the best local takeout leaves justeat for their own website

>>39474078
>tfw will never have a pillow fight and tell ghost stories on a boat with fellow anons

why even live

>>39474012
Real life, which is concerning me a bit.

>>39474020
No-one in particular, but I saw someone recently out in the street and it was all I could think about for a long while. I'll never see them again I don't think but if I get that reaction again with someone else I'm not sure how far i'd go.

would just like to add a fiction and falsehood disclaimer at the end here in case Mummy May is watching

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>>39474078
Waifu pillow fights on a boat? I'm down.

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>>39474111
the hope of moments like these make life worth living

>>39474133
>real life

go for it lad, that kind of passion and gumption is admirable

>>39474170
i think yesterday or the day before anons were discussing a poker night, think that would be a good idea for a canal trip too

>>39474230
There might be a poker app or something we could do online.

>>39474230
that would maybe so comfy also cards of humanity and maybe some d and d

>>39474274
doesn't compare to the satisfaction of playing poker in real life mate, the whole atmosphere is different, with the music, food, drinks, bants

>>39474274
wifi is hard to come by on a boat, unless your moored to a place near a hot spot, a table with cards would be more cosy

>>39474298
this, actually holding the cards and bantering with your mate as you try to get him to call your raise, nothing else like it

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>>39474298
I know. It would be great in real life.

My cousins rents a canal boat in London you just need to keep moving to another spot every few days for some reason.

>>39474318
>>39474324
I miss the poker nights with my mates years ago...That was many years ago

Bit of a long shot but any SW lads up for it?

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>>39474094
>when the quality of their products then goes down

>>39474324
who is this animu

>>39470333
>tfw a cutie will never mouth the lyrics to Julee Cruise's 'rockin back inside my heart' to you
https://youtu.be/ckvSa_OgZcA?t=2m41s
twin peaks makes me miss adolescence

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>>39474370
That is Chinatsu from Yuru Yuri she spilt here tea but it comically looks like pee. Then here friends walk in. It's my favourite animu.

Imagine getting a hippie gf and then finding out you've been cucked by an alien

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuvJ4bh3i8

>>39474370
piss-chan

>>39474370
chinatsu from yuruyuri
cute girls doing cute things with lesbian undertones
[spoiler[yuixkyoko best[/spoiler]

>>39474394
thanks lad, gonna line up a good wank

>>39474401
the piss only makes me harder

>>39474414
theres a scene in soranowoto where they all drink alcohol and have to desperately hold in their piss
its a fucking fantastic anime and full of feels

>>39474398
lmao what is this bitch talking about

she doesn't even look crazy

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>>39474324
>>39474318
We could actually do this boat thing, 8 people it's 809 quid to rent out a good sized boat at fits 8 people and we could get a boat in the midlands, more likey to be in range of some anons if not we could move closer to them by boat.

Aim for around december, would be nice to have a goal to motivate me to better myself.

>>39474447
sounds like riveting viewing mate

also anime is for faggots and pedos

>>39474348
Yeah it's some old law from way back when we used canals to transport goods.

half the doujinshis for her are futa shit

have you rused me lads

>>39474467
>he doesnt like anime

what the fuck do you even do with your time?

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Managed to watch the whole season. I have too much time on my hands.

>>39474453
I'd be down for this if I get my shit together. Would be 100 quid each though, on top of travel costs, food, etc

>>39474447
>Sora No Woto

Impeccable taste, anon.

>>39474482
Watch shows, films, read, go to the gym. Ya know, normal human being stuff

>>39474467
ats moe anime not all anime is gay

>>39474447
Been on my backlog forever, need to get back into it I was at episode 8 but it's been months since so I'll just start again. Thanks for reminding me.

>>39474458
I miss her lads...

>>39474477
It's a 13 year old girl and you care that she has a dick? That's the least of your worries

>>39474505
>he doesnt do all of those things while also enjoying anime

pleb as fuck lad

>>39473970
thats a shame

>>39473997
could be a lot of work lad if you wanna do it properly

>>39474537
I've seen
>Evangelion
>Steins;Gate
>Death Note
>Welcome To The NHK
>AoT
>One Punch Man

I should have clarified, moe/sol shit is for faggots and pedos

>>39474451
I dunno mate I matrix her exit if you know what I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_6HjUcvQ90&list=PLGYPYTeA0lAOWKJZsYmqNMxs7sU_fAiFg&index=1

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>>39474528
stop making them sound normal

I'm yet to find a vanilla fappable doujin

>grown men who watch children's cartoons (anime)
why are men dedicated to remaining infants?

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>>39474525
Same lad. This might help

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If you wanna be my comrade
You gotta get with my party.
Make it last for ever
Membership never ends.

If you wanna be my comrade
You have to got to give
From each according to his ability
That's the way it is

>>39474485
hear it's total wank mate
>>39474491
same lad we all chip in you on discord ill add you to organize

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Cloud watching can be rather enjoyable lads. Early morning and evening are the best for times for watching.

>>39474591
Most anime isnt made with children in mind

>>39474591
if it's childrens cartoons then why are half the characters carrying such fappable bazookas

checkmate normie

>>39474604
>hear it's total wank mate
Indeed it is. The last ten minutes were great though. I think they realised they would get cancelled they so threw as much crazy shit out there as possible.