/britfeel/

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Just found out Alex Jones from the One Show had nude pics from the last Fappening. That's this morning entertainment sorted

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Someone care to explain this shit?

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DING DING
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>>39464462
Cover up you little shit, this is a respectable Christian general

She's losing her mind lads
https://youtu.be/FrfXjQ4YJ6I

>>39464523
If you like nutters cooking check out meatloaf princess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxXVgrCMDbE
she recently changed her name because she realised she wanted to do different fucked up shit, not just with meatloaf.

Friendly reminder that Ebin permanently stopped Poleaboo from posting here after threatening to grass her up to her employers.

>>39464555
saddest thing about poleaboo is that if he never came across 4chan he'd have probably finished uni and got a normal job. yeah, he'd have been weird, easily led and anti-social but if he was never influenced by r9k and pol he wouldn't have got a conviction for noncing, he wouldn't be so self hating and he wouldn't have tried to become a woman either

>>39464555

Wasn't that britnormie? I can't remember.

>>39464569
Could've been both

Ebin is such a bitch

>>39464567
Poleaboo has answered this before he said if he never found 4chan he would have just killed himself years ago

>>39464523

It's just not the same any more

>>39464605
He's always threatened suicide and never seemed that serious about it.

>>39464622
what about the daily self harm pics?

>>39464629
He does more harm to himself with those pills

why are normies obsessed with anal? i have no interest in it. i like licking arse and if she really wanted me to do anal then i would but it just doesn't appeal to me

Its awful, the text is too hard to see and stuff, nothing like planned

I'm not going to have finished it until the new years thread anyway so it will look way better by then, I still have a lot of time

https://streamable.com/8374b

Morning lads, whats everyone got planned for today??? origano

>>39464713
going to visit my dad, haven't seen him in a while.

>>39464713
i decided to play every single ace attorney game. i've almost completed investigations so after that i can start playing investigations 2

>>39464327
Is there any proof the body shots are her though? They could be anyone.

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>tfw david attenborough will die in your lifetime

fuck working weekends lad i just wanna get high and masterbate then have a comfy session of smurfing on league.

>>39464713
looking into the trans-siberian railway, seems like a good trip

>>39464775
i played the first one and it was great, should probably buy a ds and get the other ones desu

>>39464857
>tfw I will never die in my lifetime

>>39464863
Love having a weekday off though

>>39464705
Beautiful

>Well, I've been afraid of changing
Cause I've built my life around you

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>>39464887
>looking into the trans-siberian railway, seems like a good trip

Isnt that just a really long train ride through the middle of nowhere though or is there more to it?

>>39464887
if you have a 3ds and buy a flashcard like i did you can play everysingle one

>>39464928
basically, but it makes stops in cities throughout russia and you can take it all the way to beijing i think before flying back home
i think trains are really comfy too

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD
ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! a1

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>>39464705
>actually made me feel

We shouldn't be fighting amongst ourselves lads. We've been through too much together

>>39464965
Does sound comfy, but watch out for drunk russians very uncomfy, i imagine it pretty cheap too.

>>39465070
You made your bed lay in it or stop triping

>>39464965
comfy long train ride does seem nice lots of crusty russian people though, woulden't mind going to see Russia. You planning on taking it all the way to Beijing?

>>39465070

Nobody can stop you posting here and you're as welcome as any other poster. The decision to go elsewhere was yours. There is never going to be harmony, with two threads or one.

you know when the haircut person asks what number you want and you just have no fucking clue what they mean

>>39464897 >>39465070

Thank you lads, it will be much better when its finished

>>39465086
i dont know if this is cheap for what you get in it desu, looks good though
http://www.regent-holidays.co.uk/tour/moscow-to-beijing-trans-siberian-railway/

>>39465116
if i can save up the money definitely, are mongolians better than russians? or are they just desert russians/chinese?

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>>39465147
Iktf the first time I got one near my uni. I just sperged out but thankfully they gave me one of those haircut books to choose from.

These days I just say side no.5 and thin the top.

>>39465147
it's the size of the trimmer cutter, my mum just chair my hair.

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>tfw sans gf

>>39464705
good stuff lad, text is a bit fast imo.

>>39464705
Not bad lad, enjoyed it.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OjTvn4ndFU

>>39464965
>i think trains are really comfy too

Ah... I wouldn't count on it!

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>>39465157
>if i can save up the money definitely, are mongolians better than russians? or are they just desert russians/chinese?

I just everyone still lived in huts in Mongolia and rode horses everywhere. If thats true though it will probably be pretty nice there and better than Chinese people definitely. Never really heard of Russian people being bad tbf, they're probably pretty chill

>>39465147
just go to a turkish barber and tell him to make you look half decent, they do a good job

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>>39465224
mongolians are based qt's

>>39465147
Start with a 4, that's normal hair length. Then go shorter if you want.

>>39465226
Hey I go to one of those too

>>39465216
you had a bad experience on a train lad?
are you the "conductor we have a problem" guy

>>39465204
I sped it up 1.5x since most of the text was unreadable anyway, the actual video is too long right now

>>39465212
Thank you, despite the doubters britfeel will never die. 4 more months to add to the video yet and they're the comfiest months

>>39465243
>tfw no nazi mongolian gf

>>39465250
ever gotten a proper close shave at yours? i thought it was just a meme but it is worth it

>>39465226
They do? I've always thought it's kinda rude to give people the "anything is fine" because it leaves the burden of choosing to them which might turn out not to your liking.

>>39465251

I can't say I had a problem per second, it's just that if you're expecting trains there to be particularly comfortable you're going to be disappointed. The Stela Krasnaya or whatever might be, but for the most part they're probably slightly more grubby than our trains.

>>39464801
?? You can see her nose, Its not small lol and half her face

>>39465226
there's a turkish barber closer to my house than the barber i actually go to but ive never been there before

>>39465180
i tried researching haircuts before going but they just told me to get a normie hipster underhaircut and i thought itd make me look like a feg.

>>39465224
Chinese communists ruined monglia, now it's a dusty ex-industrial shithole hence the hate of the chinese and the far right party in power.

>>39465147
nothing about numbers here but its a good site for inspo
http://young-stalin.com/

>>39465300
2 sides and back, short on top

>>39465277
I like my hair short so it doesn't really matter to me. My dad goes to the same barber and says it's the haircut they give people in the Turkish army.

>>39465292
in my experience they dont care or just do something thats popular, im sure you know that haircut every chad has these days

>>39465338
but young stalin looked like a hipster feg

I JUST WANT TO LOOK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>39465356
see but ive never asked for that before what if i have to clarify on what i mean

>>39465363
If the barber asks for clarification on that then they don't know what they're doing.

>>39465363
a hairdresser will know what it means lad, its a pretty basic haircut

>>39465363

Un-Sperg yourself lad. You're overthinking.

>>39465147
Buy clippers and cut your own hair it's easy

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Is "slope" a thing in haircut? They used to do that back when I was studying in Singapore but barbers here just go huh?

>>39465373
well i dont know if they have formal training i had a pretty bad haircut one time from them

>>39465375
but what does it mean though?

>>39465378
IM SCARED

>>39465403

Just take round your haircut records.

>>39465392
Pretty sure slope is a racist slur for Vietnamese people...

>>39465363
If ask then You need leave an find a new hairdresser

>tfw havent had a haircut in 4 years

>>39465413
what

kill yourself hiroshima this is original

>>39465392

It's a flat top that slopes, funny enough.

>>39465403
i ask for a 2 on the back and sides and short on top. then they pull a bit of my fringe down and say "how short?" and i might say an inch or two, then they move their fingers to that length on my hair and i say "yeah, about there". then they know how i want my hair. you might be asked if you want the sides and back to fade into the longer strands on top, its your choice. some fade looks normal/standard.

>>39465442
just google a picture of the haircut and take a picture in to show them what you want
dont worry about looking autistic doing that lad they actually get it all the time

>>39465455
>dont worry about looking autistic doing that lad they actually get it all the time

When the do Autismo friendly opening.

>>39465455
Don't say that, robots are gonna go into barbers with anime character haircuts bookmarked on their phones.

total short circuit after last night lads, i'm fucking fuming

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>>39465455
see i have this picture but what if they ask what the back looks like

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>>39465483
>ey yo how much fo dat duel monsters fade?

How does this thread >>39462407 make you feel lads?

>>39465503
all barbers just automatically give you a mullet if you dont specify

>>39465513
Makes me feel gayer than I already am

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>>39465519
what if i show them this side picture will that be a hint enoufg that i dont want a mullet

You all realise the haircut anon is baiting, right?

>>39464296
>rubik's cube loli

anti-fidget spinner movement or hungarian birds are the hot shit now?

>>39465605
NO IM FUCKING NOT FUCK YOU IM NERVOUS

>>39464857
Not if I can help it.

>>39465070
Agreed

>>39465605
>farming (You)s in /britfeel/
y tho
It would be much 10x faster if he just slaps on a trip.

>>39465147
It's millimetres in length. 1 is a buzz cut basically. 8 is what I go for.

>>39465652
im just trying to get haircut advice why would i tripfeg

>>39465629
hes 91 lad, his time is almost up

>>39465660
they said 0 on the sides last time i got my hair cut and i said ye.

>>39465070
Fuck off Ebin orbiter.

>>39465660
>It's millimetres in length
No, it's a portion of an inch.
So 1 is 1/8 inch
4 is 4/8 inch.
etc.

>>39465705
Grade 0 is 1/16 inch. Very small.

>>39465663
I can still beat him to it

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Hey you

You ought to post you're waifu right now OK?

I made an okcupid profile with terry davis and the attention I'm getting is surprising me.

It seems that there really is a change in the market once you turn 50.

>>39465782
>willingly sharing your waifu like some trophy
You don't truly love her, lad.

>>39465782
Please don't spell your like that

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>>39465827

Spell my what like that?

>>39465812

It's all right, she's used to it by now.

>>39465503

Ask for a french crop with a #2 for the back & sides.

>>39465784
>t seems that there really is a change in the market once you turn 50.

At that point all you really need is stability, mental and financial.

>>39465782
Only if you let me cum on her face

>out walking dog yesterday
>see group of three women around my age up ahead
>listening to music like always just walking along pretty fast with doggo
>see one of these girls up ahead pointing at me to get my attention and acting like she wants me to engage them in conversation
>no idea who these people are
>walk past them trying not to look at them and seem like I've just not noticed them
>bothered me all of yesterday thinking about who they were and why they wanted me to stop and talk to them

deffo wasn't that I had my fly open or anything because I checked that, but it was strangely embarrassing lads.

>>39465875

That's not a very nice way to treat a young lady anon

>>39466128
>acting like she wants me to engage them in conversation

And how was that exactly?

>>39465147
the number refers to the length mate

just ask for a short back and sides

if I remember correctly a '1' is 3mm, '2' is 6mm etc etc

>>39466128
she probably wanted to talk about your dog you autistic cunt

>>39466169
well she was pointing to me rather than just at me if that makes sense, and I forget exactly but she did some sort of 'come here' gesture as well but by that point I was trying to act like I hadn't seen them or wasn't paying attention

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I'm 28 and I've noticed that when I fall over and hurt myself, I take longer to get up than I used to

It's starting isn't it?

>your account is now 2 months overdue, your credit rating has been affected

fugg

>>39466227
Fuggggggg :DDDDD

How often do you fall down? I don't think I've fallen for about 2 years.

>>3946622
It is lad

You'll start making sounds when you sit down soon.

>>39466279
I just fell down the stairs

>>39466273

What ccount?

>>39466289
I make sounds when I sit down already

>>39466294
adamandeve . com

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Morning all! What are you doing today? I'll probably be just sitting around on my ass like usual of course.

>tfw had a period of about half a year where I fell down the stairs about 5 times

dunno what was going on with me desu, but it was probably when I was at my peak unhealthiest so perhaps my body wanted to roll down the stairs like any other spherical object

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>>39465782
yes sir, right away sir

>>39466128
Yesterday a group of children on bicycles started talking to me outside the co-op, asking where I got my bike and how much it cost and stuff. It was very uncomfortable.
People like that do confuse me though, I can't imagine just trying to strike up conversation with a randomer on the street, what if they're nuts, or a twat?

>>39466389
>People like that do confuse me

WIA?

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>>39466412
sorry anon, you've lost me

>>39466471
was

it

autism?

yougetsme?

>>39466471
Well intentioned asshole

lads why are pakis/Indians so fucking brown while some other arabs/Iranians/whatever can have really fair/white complexions? Aren't they all desert people?

Also theres this 50something indian guy at work with the brightest green eyes I've ever seen, coulda passed for a whitey if he had a fairer complexion, the fuck is that shit.

>>39466513
I see.
I don't think so. I haven't been tested or anything but I have done those online tests and I normally get "okay with mild sperg traits"

>>39466535
superior genetics anon

Lads, where the fuck do I buy a computer from? My laptop that was a gift about 6 years ago has finally died, so am tempted to get into pc gaming and get a decent computer. PC world is full of edgy looking stuff and is pretty expensive, so where do I get one? Don't know much about computers..

>>39466556
Argos

>>39466554
its just weird, I sometimes see these clearly Arabian women in robes who are damn pale and have sharp features.

kinda hot.

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>>39465782
I really liked Kumiko and Hazuki from Hibike! but Kumiko was my favorite!

>>39466540
it's a meme, you dip.

people, especially kids in groups can be fucking weird on the street, don't mind them.

>>39466556
youre gonna get jewed to fuck because of these subhuman trash miners driving the prices up.

Just get some 100quid 2nd hand laptop for shitposting on 4chan and playing visual novels and get a ps4 pro or something. Either way it's not like either systems have any games worth a shit.

>>39466595
I'm almost leaning towards that, looks like 600 bong gets you a pre built pc that can play most things I would want (single player rpgs because nofriends) so I might as well spend 200 odd on a ps4 or even stretch to a pro. Why does everyone say console gaming is so bad? I don't get it, pc gaming looks like it costs a fortune

>>39464713
Weed and twin peaks on the last episode of season one about to watch, after i worked out, wanked then showered.

>>39466556
buy the parts separately and build your own.

going to get a shower then finish off my pint

>>39466556

You're not a real man unless you build your own.

It's very straightforward.

why couldn't she be with me instead. i don't even have a social life for her to "ruin". i would have been completely devoted to her.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/01/jilted-girlfriend-pretended-to-be-police-officer-for-two-years-to-ban-ex-from-dating-6897218/

Lads why are our comedies so much better than American ones? Documentaries too.

>>39466626
consoles woulda been fine if you could pirate and didn't have to pay 50 bucks a month for an online subscription.

600quid for a mid end PC sounds about right, if you skip out the OS and SSD and monitor etc. You can try getting a GTX 1060 for like 200quid or a RX580 for 220 if you try hard enough.

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>>39466671
she was so cute. it pisses me off that some guys have girl literally obsessed with them but i'm alone. i would kill for a girl like her to love me.

>>39466651
>>39466662
Is it really that easy? Don't know a fucking thing about putting a computer together sadly
>>39466707
Yeah online is a ripoff to be fair, if I played online I would be pretty pissed off at 50 a month

>>39465224
This nigga really looks likes his moons

>>39466735
it's not that difficult
http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/build-your-own-pc,2601.html

my internet cuts out whenever the phone rings and i have no idea why. its annoying.

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>>39465663
David Attenborough will outlive us all

>>39466671
tbph mentally ill stalker women sound great, but I've had a 30-odd year old divorcee obsess over me for a while and it's pretty horrible

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>>39466760
Comfy moons desu

>>39466637
Sounds ideal, just started season 2 got a feeling its not gonna be as good as the first sadly

>>39466794
obviously it would be horrible if you weren't interested but i'd definitely love it if it was a cute girl.

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>>39464296
surprise surprise 182

>>39466814
doesn't matter if you're attracted physically to them, their personalities are utterly vile and unattractive, there's nothing likeable about them. Just imagine the type of person you'd have to be to actually go to the lengths of stalking a person and trying to restrict what they have no life.

No booze and no weed for 12 days now as I'm trying to force myself to get outside more.

Do normies really feel like this all the time? How do they not kill themselves from boredom?

>>39466860
They interact with one another

>>39466726
>>39466671
u r retard

>>39466854
i don't care about personality or looks. i'm so lonely i'd be overjoyed that a girl is actually into me.

>>39466854
Agreed. My mate is currently trying to avoid some nutter girls who's obsessed with him. They wouldn't pursue people who actually wanted them anyway.

>>39466860
sex, vidya and that strange obsession with football

>>39466860
>normies
Try being a robot without alcohol or weed or vidya It's suffering

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>>39466860
>go outside
>end up drinking in a beer garden

what's a good job for an introvert with moderate anxiety

>>39466916
n0 such thing m8

>>39466704
I generally dont go for the whole "muricans are dumb" thing, but it seems to be the case for their telly.
Americans need everything spelled out for them.....laugh track on the comedies to tell them when its funny, and the documentaries have non-stop cuts and replays of what just happened and whats about to happen to keep their attention.

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Afternoon lads, not enjoying phoneposting at all tbqh.
>>39465782
posting

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>>39466929
Yea it's not like some of the biggest english comedies had laugh tracks..

Their nature docs are shit but they have a lot of kino ones too, Errol Morris stuff for one

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all I want in life is a cute boy who likes to dress in girly pink clothes

>>39467002
Absolutely degenerate

still gave me a stiffy though. name? more?

>>39467002
gay, i want a cute teen like this girl
https://youtu.be/N7Aa1YMoO0w

>>39466941
It can be pretty slow. I prefer using my computer too.

>>39466975
The laugh track on British comedies tends not to be obnoxiously loud and triggered by every action on the screen.

Yes, they do have some good documentaries, but for every one worth watching there are 70 episodes of ice road lumberjack wars.

>>39467031
tee hee I;m such a cute little girl :3
rawr xD!! I'M SO RANDUM
*holds up spork*

Off to the shop lads, what pot noodle should I get?

>>39467043
With american docs I find it easier to look for a director I like and work through their stuff rather than browse channels for content.

>>39467002
>no dick
>no tits

dropped

>>39467043
I should have clarified mate. The stuff on tv is wank, Animal Planet and Nat Geo or whatever doesn't hold a candle to the BBC docs.

I was talking about independent film docs. Gates of Heaven is the best doc I've ever seen, due for a re-watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR4x8LnLtVQ

Being a white beta virgin is probably better than being a black Semi-normie robot. I'm tired of being fetishised.

>>39467068
Spicy Curry. Chicken and mushroom and Bombay Bad Boy are for cunts

>>39467112
>Semi-normie robot
Cyborgggg

>>39467068

Sticky rib

Or the one in the light blue container

>>39467098
>>39467002
This is actually a girl lmao. I don't feel gay anymore for liking it
https://www.xvideos.com/video28685077/982341

>>39467112
You lads wouldn't believe the amount of shitty experiences I've had with women. I could tell you so many stories about black laughing at my penis size, even to my face or white girls just telling me straight up that I'm not what they're looking for (hood guy with a big dick).

>>39467212
stay strong, lad.

>>39467212
>go for shitty women
>have bad experiences
Hmm how did this happen

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>>39467120
>>39467150
Local coop was shit, only had Bombay bad boy and chicken and mushroom. Saw this one on offer too and decided to treat myself

>>39467255
Asians girls and good white girls don't like black guys man.
>>39467252
Thanks

>>39467002
>retarded degenerate fetish
>doesnt even know that's an actual female

All of you need to burn


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BYgSA6vRc&index=1&list=PL0vcsrxTSWngo66jz_QMFG4p06a8UhwZL

>>39467212
Bet Sophieposter is loving this

>>39467316
>Asians girls and good white girls don't like black guys man.
Yea that's because they have common sense

>>39467255
>>39467316
I wouldn't feel comfortable dating a middle class white girl anyway and good black women don't exist

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>>39466704
who /porridge/ here

>>39467339
Aren't there middle class black girls?

>17 people in front of me in the queue in Aldi

Never seen anything like it

This feels like a LARP. Or maybe just a yank

>>39467354
the speed they go at you will be out the door in 5 minutes

>>39467345
that as a fucking comfy show. loved the simplicity of the set up, 2 guys in a cell talking.

>>39467354
At least you have britfeel to keep you company

I might apply for an aldi job, they pay well

>>39467358

I most likely is, but it's true though. Knew a black guy once who got sent packing when she saw he only had a 5 inch penis

>>39467366

I got served in 7 seconds, I only had 1 item and had exact change ready. But on a saturday they only had 2 of 10 tills open

is it just me or are these threads comfy since the trip exodus

I always used to pick my nose and now I usually always have a minor blocked nose. Is there correlation?

>>39467409

Comfy in terms of less petty drama, but much duller generally.

>>39467419
But picking it would stop it from being blocked

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>>39467387
I'm not larping just give me advice mate my father wasn't around to teach me about race and girls

>>39467419
I heard that lots of activity in the ears can cause over production of wax, maybe the same is true for the nose with bogies?

>>39467373
yeah i love simple stuff, a lot of popular shows these days seem to go mental with loads plots all going on at once

>>39467409
Haven't been around for a few weeks, what happened in here? All trips seem to have been purged all of a sudden.

It is much comfier now

>>39467434

Being black you'll attract a lot of shallow stacys. I'd say go for black girls as they seem to be less shallow, but only in my experience.

>>39467448
they got doxxed

>>39467448
>Haven't been around for a few weeks, what happened in here?

Single worse meme in britfeel history

>>39467446
It might be down to people having shorter attention spans. I enjoy following just a few characters. Like on Peep Show or True Detective. You only need 2-3 lead characters on average imo.

>>39467434
>my father wasn't around
Yea this gave it away lad. Too on the nose, you need to make the bait more subtle

>>39467460
Black gf would make me feel inadequate

Thinking of starting a youtube channel lads, would be in the format of making fun of gaming and twich channels making joke reviews of how to make those along with other joke reviews. Sound like something anyone would watch of has it been done to death already?

>>39467448

Ebin got doxxed, about 7-8 anons made another britfeel on cripchan

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>>39467489

How so? You're black yourself aren't you?

>>39467494
I would watch it lad, include some token britfeel banter and it would be solid

>>39467509
Read my older posts I don't have a BBC bruh

>>39467448
>ebin spoils a GoT episode
>tendies hit the floor in record numbers
>someone doxxes him and post pictures of him and his family
>some find this hilarious, other regular posters find it too far and decide to leave

>>39467525

But you're still black aren't you (with a Mediocre Black Cock instead). Would totally recommend a black gf

>>39467494
Those are a dime a dozen lad, everyone's doing that nowadays. Do you have any appealing qualities? A nice voice, witty banter?

>>39467532
>implying this is to do with GoT and not ebin being a cancerous shitposting cunt for months on end

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>tfw no black middle class gf

Help my thread out lads

>>tv>>87206982

>>39467536
Forget it you're just taking the piss now

>>39467463
>>39467500
How did he get doxxed? Fuck wish I had seen that

>>39467548
>Black
Clearly biracial. biracial girls like white guys

>>>tv/87206982

sorry didn't know how to cross-board post.

>>39467532
Nah the doxx was undergoing long before the GoT spoiler, they weren't related

Also I think most of us who stayed here found the doxxing cuntish even if we did dislike Ebin. Britishfeels is dead anyway, it's funny how some of them believe that they were the lifeforce of this thread. We're doing just fine

>>39467494
Give it a go mate, your style will be what makes it a success, there are thousands of similar channels but they are 99% shite.

>>39467448

It's a snoozefest with occasional bouts of nazi fucktardery.

>>>/tv/87206982

fucks sake lads. it's not my day. I deserve yous now.

>>39467550
>>39467565
You're such a fucking spastic I don't even know where to start. Delete your posts and forget this happened

>>39467559
>tfw no biracial gf who gets annoyed when I call her black

>>39467557
>How did he get doxxed?
The same way any attention whore does; by going on and on about themselves until someone pieces it together

>>39467494
Go for it. If you are entertaining enough there will be an audience for it.

>>39467568
how do you know details of the dox?
i agree though, it was way out of order. there was too much focus on "personalities" and i think its calmer here now, but it definitely crossed a line.

>>39467568
>Also I think most of us who stayed here found the doxxing cuntish even if we did dislike Ebin. Britishfeels is dead anyway, it's funny how some of them believe that they were the lifeforce of this thread. We're doing just fine


Both threads are now total shit.

>>39467582
Give me a break. I've been on 4chan about 6 years now and it's the first time I've ever had to crosspost.

>>39465629
Yeah I think I'll just post on both desu

>>39467568
Its alright in the evenings desu

>>39467568
>We're doing just fine
yeah now all the personalities have gone I can really appreciate the industrial scale posting more.

>>39467609
No you won't, you aren't welcome here.

>>39467609
How do you feel about a 4chan anon attempting to negotiate a truce so we can all band together in one thread?

I miss the trips tbqh. It's clear a lot of trips also posted anon quite regularly and we're lacking those posts.

Also I'm a depressed neet and most of the trips seem to relate to that compared to a lot of the /pol/ style posters who infest this thread, and I miss chatting to them.

>>39465070
YOU were the problem we went through.

>>39467602
Because I was here when Ebin said that his name sounds like Kylo Ren, people suspected his first name was Kyle so that was confirmed and then it escalated from there. People were asking him questions and piecing it all together and then he got officially doxxed after a while. As awful as the doxxing was it goes to show what happens when you attention whore on an anonymous forum. He gave out way too much personal info, especially about his family. I wouldn't dream about discussing my family here the way he did

>>39467620

I'm just glad the two threads have made peace for now.

Britfeel Reunification is like Korea, both sides want it eventually down the line, but it isn't going to happen for ages, and the status quo is the only way of maintaining peace for now.

>>39467609
Please keep to your own thread, the threads have been great without you
Stop being an attention whoring selfish cunt

>>39467656
>Both sides want it
Actually, I'd be very happy if I never had to see any of those tripfags ever again

Tripfags/avatarfags are fine on their own, the problem is with the drama that is unavoidable with them. That's why they're not welcome here

>>39467609
Why don't you post anon here and use trips in your own board? Then there's no issue.

>>39467609
Sadly I think there's one major barrier to reunification and it's called your boyfriend

>>39467620
I'd support you if you wanted a truce. I think both parties need to unite again tbqh.

Not sure if britnormie will return though,

>>39467656
I made the point earlier that it's like Israel-Palestine. I say a two thread solution is the way to go

>>39467656
>both sides want it
No thanks, look at the state of their thread

>>39467620
>>39467656
im fucking loving it to be honest, this is what it used to be like before tripfaggotry.
just a bunch of us getting to know each other.

but also, the last time everyone fucked off to otherchan, they did eventually end up coming back.

>>39467680
>both parties need to unite
Why? What have you brought to this place apart from drama and narcissism?

>>39467680
>tripfags leave claiming that they're the lifeforce of the thread
>their new thread is dying
>w-we can have a truce if you want, I want to come back
Haha you can fuck off tranny boy

Boy I can't wait for tilde to post again
>muh whoremones
>muh sheckelstein xD
>muh fake personality tee hee ~

>>39467680
Why what's britnormie saying?

His role in this whole drama has confused me. Considering he is the most normie amongst us, I find it odd he wandered off to infinitychannel with the most robot posters on the thread.

Maybe he's scared of getting doxxed himself or something I dunno.

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>mummy and daddy were fucking really loudly last night
>for 3 hours

I didn't get to sleep until 4am because of the racket.

>>39467712
He gets BTFO'd every single time he posts here now, I don't see him lasting

>>39467680
You were the ones who left, the thread has been better without you now fuck off

>>39467720
Be glad your parents still love each other lad

>>39467720
did you at least wank off to it?

>see in the news a guy I went to school with has been convicted of causing death by dangerous driving
All of a sudden I don't feel like a fuck up. He was a cunt in school, hope he gets sent down for it

>>39467720
Your parents still fuck? I don't think I ever heard mine fuck my whole childhood. They probably did it when I was out

Anon from the other board here. I'm personally not pushing for re-unification. I think what we have now is perfect, and most anons here seem to be happy about the new situation, as are most on the other board

>>39466860
That's because you're a junkie scumbag who isn't content with yourself.

>>39467719
He's basically fallen for ebin's rhetoric about underagers and pol-posters. It's a shame really, him and shippy were both assets to the thread and a good example of how to be an okay tripfag. When it comes down to it though, the popular kids always stick together.

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>>39467671
>they're not welcome here

Talking mad shit on the internet: that's three weeks iso cubes, Citizen.

>>39467744
Yeah I miss britnormie and shippy tbqh. Also albarn lad. But I don't think he's anything to do with this. He's probably just tried to off himself again.

>>39467739
>the first reasonable 8ch poster shows up
>It's an anon
Makes one think

>>39466860
I'm trying to stop smoking drinking and drinking coffee. I've kicked the cigs no problem, I just think about how expensive it is. The coffee isn't too hard but I prefer how it helps me shit rather than the caffeine buzz. Booze is by far the hardest. Not during the day, but the night time is so fucking boring, just have 3 or 4 beers makes mundane shit so much more interesting.

>>39467739
Good lad. You do your thing, we'll do ours

>>39464705
a bit fast,but loved it.

>>39467719
I can't remember exactly and I don't want to put words in his mouth but I believe he thought a line had been crossed

>>39467739
Yeah I'm thinking I may have been a bit rash haha. I think reunification would be nice at some point though

>threads have been comfy for days now
>tilde has to come and shit it up because he isn't getting enough attention on his own board

Fucking pathetic

>>39467730
They still argue like any middle aged couple.

>>39467733
Heavens no, my willy retreated back inside me the whole time. I got up and took my duvet into the living room but the banging was still too loud for sleep.

No wonder the ceiling is full of cracks.

>>39467736
They still do it quite often but last nights episode was something else, I'm starting to wonder if they are making porn for extra income.

>>39467757
Nah he's a madlad but he wouldn't do that with a child on the way. It still boggles my mind that there are married posters and people with kids here

>>39467778
Of course you think it would be nice, you can't stand the fact that you're getting less attention.
>>39467779 is absolutely right, now fuck off to the people that actually can stand you.

>>39467778
You've been banished to the shadow realm. NOW BEGONE FOR GOOD

>>39467778
You are ignoring all the complaints of people in this thread. Come back here without a trip or don't come back at all.

>>39464705
Bit rough around the edges but honestly this gave me the feels. Good work lad, the finished product will be amazing I'm sure

>>39464713
morning. bit late but just woke up.
i'm going to have a wank,crack open a can of rockstar bubbleburst then get on micromachines. got 43 days to attempt to achieve global domination.

>>39467778
you're conveniently ignoring all the criticism, just fuck off you sad cunt

>>39467802
Fucking this, if there was a modicum of good will in what he was doing he would address the elephant in the room. He's here purely to test the waters because 8ch is too slow for him to properly feed his endless need to have anons jerk him off.

>>39464705
Here lad, where did you get the last OP image?

>>39467712
the more he posts here the more shit he brings his "boyfriend" ebin

quite entertaining really

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>in 3 years it will be the 20's

>its another episode of neighbours kids make a fuck load of noise
REEEE KNOCK DOWN ALL TERRACED HOUSES

>>39467907
thats like fucking terminator time.

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>>39467907
>2010 feels like yesterday but was actually 7 years ago
>in 7 years I'll be in my 30s

>>39467925
Shit lads, be nice to your computers

>>39467941
I feed it lots of porn to keep it busy.

>>39467802
This. We don't need trips here, and we don't fucking want them either. If you want to be a namefag go to reddit

>>39467898
the more you post about him the more shit you bring the thread

quite annoying really

>>39467956
What sort lad, don't want to be teaching it to be a dominatrix or anything

>>39466928
what about the post office or warehouse work

>>39467710
Howling at this.

>>39467671
Sums it up well tbqh. Funny how 2 are known for their drama and two aren't.

>>39467779
Also this. I've been between threads. He is getting treated as a normal lad there, no special treatment. It's no surprise he is the one wanting to come back the most.

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>>39467846
I made it yesterday, check the threads from around this time.
I'd post it but my motherboard did an hero

>>39467988
>Funny how 2 are known for their drama and two aren't.
The difference is use of a trip, note how ebin and tilde were completely tolerable before they donned the tripcodes

>>39467941
I give mine a hug every night

>>39467980
warehouse banter will make you wanna go an hero after a week.

you need a place where staff is forced to be polite

>>39468007
Well they are clocking on to the fact their new board is a glorified discord circlejerk. Someone that got suggested to them a while back instead of making a new board.
Explains why they are so eager to come back.

Personally I've really enjoyed /britfeel/ lately. Nice to not have it full of the usual suspects drama.

>>39468038
Aye, it makes me really happy to see everyone resisting the return of tripfags after I felt alone in fighting for them to leave for so long

>>39467988
>>39468007
I would say that the difference is how normal they are. Shippy and BritNormie both have jobs and (ex)girlfriends, they're relatively normal so they don't feel the need to attention whore. The other two are still basically children depsite being grown men so the attention has gone to their heads

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I wish I knew what I was doing so I could fix my bike myself instead of taking it into the shop.

I'm also too stubborn to do that now because I said I'd do it myself so I'm at a stalemate

>>39468060
See lad. I didn't even mention names and you named the two who don't cause drama. That says an awful lot the entire group of trips. But 100% spot on about the attention going to their heads. I guess that doxxing proved to him he isn't as untouchable as he was beginning to act.

>>39468058
Tbh I'd not be 100% against them coming back, but I don't think they should be coming back and expecting things to go back to how it was. If anything they should be dropping the trips and doing their best to avoid all personal drama.
Which I know is asking way too much from two people in particular.

>>39468096
Do you know what exactly the problem is? Youtube is full of videos you probably can learn about this stuff.

>>39468032
oh god yeah
I work by a warehouse where all the 'lads' come in an hour before I go and you can tell.
>21:59
>*rumble down the corridor*
>wwwwwWWWAAAA-HEEEEYYYYYY
not sure if they keep up the lairy banter all night but it wouldn't surprise me

>>39468096
What's wrong with it lad, if it's not too fucked you can probably figure it out with a bit of research

>>39468098
Give tripfags an inch and they'll take a mile, I've seen it a hundred times
I know my position is extreme but I feel complete refusal to accept them is the only true solution

>>39468155
I guess that's part of the problem. My valve is twisted and I can't get the tyre to pump up but I don't know if that's the tyre or my pump.

I'll try to get one of the tyres off and see if there's a puncture but I thought I needed a tyre lever for that

I wish I was good with handy work

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>tfw you'll never be an Elite Beat Agent

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>Sitting in waiting for a parcel
>Missed a parcel
>Reschedule for today
>Yodel tracking doesn't say out for delivery
>No food in the house

>>39468206
order in lad
what you waiting on anyway?

>mfw braindamage
>>39468182

>>39468206
They hold you hostage lad, it's shit

What I did was reschedule it but had it sent to my local post office instead, you can go pick it up on your own time

>>39468098
it's not the trip codes that cause drama, it's the person.i say begone. they chose to leave, and choose to slag us off in their thread, same as people do that about them in here.
they chose to cause drama here with and without their trip codes.

>>39467999
>>39465606
(o-rigg'd)

>>39468206
>Yodel

I mean what did you expect

>>39464705
This is lovely, great work lad

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>>39467345
good show right up there with only fools and horses

>>39468186
Might be worth just taking down to a shop if you don't have the equipment to fix it. Might only damage it further and need to go down to the shop anyway but have to pay more.

>>39468096
surely it cant be that hard lad, what do you think is wrong with it?

>>39468225
Mechanical keyboard parts

>>39468230
Didn't even leave me a fucking note after saying they did

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>need to get a job quick
>too scared to apply
>think I'm above a retail hell job
I know I need to drop the ego and insecurities but it's hard

>>39467568
nice bait lad knew those cunts still lurked.

3-D women on suicide watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HereEPd8Ok

>>39467345
Proper love Ronnie Barker.
Can't believe both Ronnies are dead too.

Modern comedy is right shit.

>>39468318
I have a girlfriend and I want one of these.
Would be great to switch it out with a Gundam robot 'wife'

>>39468319
>Modern comedy is right shit.

tell me about it lad, you can still find some good fairly recent stuff like peep show of the thick of it, but its few and far between

>>39468318
based Japan, at least one country has it's priorities straight, time to level the playing field.

>>39467669
This
>>39467680
tripfag in your own thread which you made and choose to move to

>>39468362
>tripfag in your own thread which you made and choose to move to
But he can't. Since that thread is mostly just trips, he isn't standing out and getting the attention he needs.

>>39468237
its the people looking for a fight desu

>>39467550
>>>/tv/87206982

>>39467669
A /britfeel/ without kyle.
It's a glorious feel.

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This new LCD Soundsystem album is the most boring thing I've listened to in a long time. They should have stayed broken up.

>trip makes one non offensive post
>people sperg out for ages

you lot just want to be angry. cant wait till school starts again

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41126485

Fucking hell, do the Scots have that little to do up there that they apply to walk across a bridge?

>>39468467
This isn't 8ch Ebin.

>>39468473
Either that or heroin.

>>39468407
that place is perfect for trips though, anybody can create their own board,imagine a /me/ board where all threads are about /me/, so many topics about /me/ that could fill an entire board.
that's got to be the next route they go down.

>>39468466
Haven't done anything good since sound of silver

>>39468467
Actually, what we want is for them to fuck off and stay fucked off
And what we've done has worked, he's gone back to 8ch

>>39468467
why so you can be entertained all day, at school
underage nufag

>>39468497
>he's gone back to 8ch

so lets keep talking about them! makes perfect sense. finished your summer homework?

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Took the dog for a walk earlier lads, I mean why are simple tasks that are meant to be enjoyable all of a sudden become so hard and challenging to carry out.
>have a mother and child with a dog wait for me to pass for like a minute nearly meanwhile as a walk towards them to cross the road they are staring me out for the entire time.
>cross the road only to see a chav looking chad walking directly towards me, I then look down as I pass to avoid any eye contact.
>walking up another road and there is an elderly couple taking to someone in a car pulled up to the side, I then have to politely ask them to move so I can pass, and a wave of anxitey comes over me and I start stuttering saying "sorryyy ummm couldd I pleaseee gettt throughh..."
>They then move out the way and say "oh sorry" I then carry on past with my head down low almost trembling over how awkward that was, also thinking they are talking behind my back.
>Get to the last road and as I turn the corner its the mother and child with the dog again, and the kid ends up riding his bike into me.
>The mother quicly apoligies and says "sorry about that."
>Meanwhile my dog starts barking at the other dog and almost slips its collar but I luckily manage to pull her back just in time.
>Continue walking home wanting a cup of tea curled up on my sofa.
Any one else feel like moving out to the desoltate rural countryside at times just somewhere I can walk my dog in peace without people ruining my day.

>>39468473
That bridge has been needed for fucking ages, and after the disaster that was the trams everyone is happy it went reasonably well. There won't be a footpath across it, so apparently there was a lot of demand to do something like this. You would get a view of the other 2 bridges so probably quite a nice thing to do on an afternoon.

Least it isn't raining