Having fun in college: easy guide

>>39469305
It's too late for me everyone already made friends and stuff

>>39469305
Am I fucked if I'm a commuter?

>>39469469
If your cool enough friends will let you sleep over so u can enough parties. I think you'll just need to work harder.

>>39469305
Too late, I got through my two-year program while staying a kissless virgin. I hung around with the guys in my class but they never invited me anywhere, making friends isn't THAT easy.

Does this advice still work if I'm going to college at an older age (27) than most?

>>39469305
And I was planning on acquainting as many nerds as possible and making them my slaves to subsequently network with for jobs. Good idea?

>>39469305
Please fuck off with your terrible advice, the fact you said "sloots" is a clear indicator you don't belong here and should most certainly go back to r*ddit. Please die.

>>39469538
t. doesn't like sloots
>>39469504
Depends, are there a lot of older people in your campus? I'm sure it would be easy to make friends with them

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>>39469305
are you trying to turn us into normies or something?

Nah fuck off i dont like you faggots hookers are better fuck them and send them on their way. No need to deal with idiots or change myself

>>39469584
Don't change yourself just talk to people instead of just sitting on your phone in class and stuff. Nobody likes sloots, in fact most chads hate them more than you do. And most chads are pretty chill

>>39469620
I had a bunch of friends in college but I never got invoted to parties or anything.

If Chads hated sluts they wouldn't talk to them because they wouldn't fuck something they hate.

>>39469469
Nah you should be good, just get involved in more clubs and shit

>>39469683
They like sex, but they don't like talking to women

>>39469305
Step 6: Be tall

Step 7: Be White, preferably with light eyes and a thick head of hair

so easy

>>39469305
>worrying about doing all this shit just so you can get pussy
I'm /fit/, dress nice and couldn't give a fuck about having friends or meaningless sex.

>>39470490
It's just being friendly, anon. Just chat up a qt when she sits next to you in class. Or ask a bro on your floor what he's up to this weekend. Its not that hard, and it takes no time or effort

>>39469305
Wow, now that you taught us how to be Chads (just be urself, but srsly bro that's actually good advice), there's no reason for you to post on this board. SO FUCK OFF

>>39469305
>Improve yourself

but theres nothing wrong with me

>>39470125
Manlet pajeet detected

>>39470549
nobody sits near me in class
there's almost always a one-seat radius around me

>>39470612
there will be new robots tomorrow though, so he should keep posting here.

>>39469305
Step one requires at least multiple years of training and money to somehow afford clothes.

>>39471569
I was saying his advice is oversimplified shit. The only purpose for him to even post here is to make him feel all high and mighty doling out his charitable "advice" handouts to the poor, unwashed robot masses. Also to stroke his ego by saying how easy it is.

>>39472634
What things are you having trouble with in this guide? If you think its too simple, I can go into detail with some stuff

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>tfw spent first year and a half in community college
>tfw was a commuter student that lived with parents
>no lasting college friends, even male ones
>spent next few years after graduating wavering between a wagecuck and NEET miserable
>missed opportunity to reinvent life

>>39472678
1. How do you lift without hurting yourself? Are you really going to ignore all the old powerlifters that hurt themselves doing squats? Do you really think that reading a fucking book will teach you how to squat, nevermind that no one's actually going to read a 200 page book to do some fancier version of bodyweight exercises? Don't you realize that getting fit takes time and not only does everyone lie about how long it took them to get fit, but that doing shit like GOMAD is just going to get you fat?

2. Why do you assume that your nerdy friends are going to be living next to you? Literally everyone in my hall freshman year was a fucking Chad and I had to get all my friends from classes and clubs. Seriously, this shit is beyond oversimplified if you leave this out. Or is making friends so obvious that you didn't have to make this shit guide in the first place?

3. Are you going to give us tips on how to lie about our sexual experience, or do you really think blasting out the fact that you're a virgin is the best way to go? "N-Nevermind about me, tell me more about the Stacy you fucked. B-Bro!" And just wait until they ask you what you did on the weekend.

4. What are you going to talk about? How Chad fucked Stacy at the party last weekend? Are you going to walk up to some girl at the library and proudly exclaim "THESE BOOKS SURE ARE GREAT!" You going to follow some PUA guide and speak Cantonese to them cross-eyed "to build up confidence"?

5. You said this guide would be easy, right? Getting straight A's in engineering is just a matter of getting discipline from the magical discipline fairy, right? Fucking oversimplified as shit.

>>39472174
Unless you're starting from landwhale status, it'll take about 6 months to start showing real results if you're even remotely dedicated to it. You won't be ripped or anything remotely like it, but it really doesn't take much to cross the line from scrawny or skinnyfat to sort of fit.

As for clothes, it's called Goodwill.

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>>39473016
1. As long as you have enough muscle to not be called "unattractive" (which is barely any) you should be good

2. I studied STEM so it was mostly nerds everywhere but yeah, if you study a chad profession like business then it must be harder to find them

3. Just make up some BS excuse as to why you haven't lost it, Chad doesn't really give THAT much of a shit about you bro. Most engineering students at UC Berkeley are virgins, just tell them you're busy with class or something. If you look like an insecure retard or you lie to look cool and it goes wrong then you'll end up looking worse.

4. Just ask her name, what dorm she's from, what part of the country she's from. I've done it a gorillion times and it hasn't failed.

5. My guide is to having fun in college. If you can't fucking take the work load then drop out bro.

>>39469504
You can do it. I am 26 and finishing my degree, and while I am not a social butterfly things go okay.
Plus you can get freshman and sophomore girls booze and if you have your own place off campus they will love that.
Girls tend to like older guys, and the whole daddy fetish is in its golden age.
If youre a nerd and not a weird cunt then most nerd guys will be down to be friends with you, just gotta put up with their quirks like they out up with yours.

Im not OP but his approuch is similar to what I have been trying recently.

>>39473909
Op here, I'm young but this guy seems about right

none of that stuff sounds appealing

why the fuck would I wanna party or drink or whatever

I fuck bitches and thats all, no bullshit talking.

>>39469305
>went to a CC with the idea to transfer to uni
>pick engineering even though I hate math
>finish AS in science with mediocre 3.0 GPA
>hopes of getting into uni are dead
>still desperately want to get into uni to experience dorm life because no friends

someone please help me

OP has solid advice I wish I had when I was still in college. Make it a point to be out of your dorm room as much as possible.

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Protip: if you take up some kind of social dancing you can check off all these in one shot.

Plus you'll have a hobby stacies want to know more about, an easy way to ask people out, and you'll get a pass for being out of your element at normie parties.

>>39469305
That's good and all but can you give me one reason why I should bother doing any of that shit?

>>39469305
I'll be honest with you, I've seen better advice in literal porn games.

I went from having zero friends and being an autistic weirdo to somewhat normal over the past couple years at uni. It feels really weird in some ways.

Like even as I do normal things like go to parties and have sex, I'm acutely aware that everyone else has been doing this stuff a lot longer than I have. They seem more spontaneous and comfortable. I also see a lot of normies who go to my school have a good relationship with both of their wealthy parents. Like when I go to somebody's house and they have a nicely furnished place with all the latest technology and a fully stocked bar, I can't fathom it. Stacey is not making that much money at whatever job she works. It's just weird to me that some parents will put so much money down on their kids and still give them an allowance and shit when they're in college. I feel like I have one foot in and one foot out of these people's world.

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>>39469305
TL;DR Anon did quite good on his first steps in college and could have some potential but developed a oneitis and lacks on time management

>Step 1: Improve yourself
Check
Started working out when i started college and escaped skeleton mode

>Step 2: Get to know the guys that live near you
Check
I live in Germany and dorms are not really a thing here. But i already found a little group of friends.
I'm not the intellectual alpha male but the social one who doesn't struggle with light conversation

>Step 3: Move on to chads
That's a hard one
I'm studying computer science and they really aren't any parties or "chadish" guys
There are only these guys who seem like normal person with a light nerd touch which i'm trying hard to join their social sphere

>Step 4: Talk to all the girls you can
I have no problem with talking to girls in my classes but i don't approach them actively.
Sadly it's too late and i developed a huge oneitis on this tall, blonde girl
I'm ok with all other girls but when i see her i get all nervous and i start doing all this beta shit like touching my hair frequently and taking short glimpses at her when we are in the same room

>Step 5: Time management
Another step stone.
I am not failing all classes but i'm certainly not content about my grades
I already managed to get to like parties and dance but in addition with my sport and studies, i barely have time for myself

>>39469440
Fucking this
Trying to join already existing friendship groups is hard as fuck
Especially in stem majors where everybody grabs himself onto his group just to not be the weird lonely guy like in high school

My college has no nerds. It's literally all chads and turbo normies who are into sports.

>>39476188
What's wrong with it?
>>39476128
Because college is the easiest time to lose your virginity and you'll regret sitting on your ass all 4 years

>>39477311
Keep the oneitis, just talk to a 3-5 less attractive but still fuckable girls in your class. It will give you a backup plan, make you less nervous around your oneitis because there's less at stake, and it could cause her to see you as an alpha

>>39478021
>What's wrong with it?
Nothing, specifically.
But it doesn't say an awful lot either, it's not really helpful.

>>39469305
Step 0: Attend College

>>39478021
I already regret not killing myself, sitting in my ass for a few more years won't do shit. I'd rather keep suffering and wait for death than pretend to be someone I am not, fucking sluts won't fix me.

OP you made this thread and got BTFO yesterday. Why do you keep making it?

You're a brainlet normie, destined for a life of mediocrity because your entire goal in life is about fitting in.

Fuck off.

>>39478295
I didn't get btfo, a bunch of idiots said "hurrr durr college is for learning not fucking sluts" so I added another step specifically focused on grades

>>39478353

You did get btfo, that's why you had to make some updates. Your advice is still so basic common sense with no real value contributions.

How do you talk to people? Talk about the weather or some retarded shit? Sports? Fuck off m8, I have too many brain cells to watch big dudes wrestle in the mud. Nobody likes windbags and your guide is aimed toward people conforming to a mindless blob of human trash.

>>39478418
>What's your name
>What dorm are you staying in
>What major are you
>Where are you from

Should get you far enough

>>39478631

Is that what normies talk about all the time? Their name, residents, major, and birthplace? Must be a lot of content to discuss...Can probably have a conversation for an entire 4 sentences with that.

>>39478677
Sure if you've no communication skills. Your supposed to listen and follow up with related short anecdotes, stories, or questions. Conversation is only a little different than choosing lines when talking to an NPC in a video game.

>>39478021
>Keep the oneitis
Thanks anon. That's a pretty rare response nowadays
But i still need to increase my confidence and stop putting her on a pedestal
She's just so perfect and my biggest concern is that she could already have a bf

>>39469305
it's too late... everybody already has their friends and I have nobody...

>>39469305
How are women THIS big of sluts?

>>39469305
>having to go to parties to get fucked up on booze and screw dirty sluts to have fun
Fuck off normalfag

>>39469305
>Having fun in college: easy guide
Study a subject you enjoy?

Been working g at mcccuks and starting uni in two weeks, I've been practising being normal, basically trying to do what you've talked about

>lost a lot of weight
>got a new trendy haircut (low fade, longer on top)
>started lifting
>going out with work people when invited without fail
>practising making small talk

Honestly the smalltalk is the hardest, my few friend can talk about anything from cars to military history to boxing or guns but chatting to Stacy about what nightclubs or shitty prime time TV she likes is much harder

>>39479882

>Tfw enjoy history, politics, philosophy etc and have no common sense and I'm shit at maths but the subjects mentioned above are meme degrees

>>39469305
How do we solve the woman problem?

>orign

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>>39479895

I've also started wearing coloured, tighter fitting shirts instead of baggy plain navy blue or black or brown shirts

Shit advice.
You can't just invande social circles like that.
I've tried and even with the less popular/nerdy groups they'll still ignore you because they already have social groups so there is zero reason to put in effort for the new person they don't know.
Instead of friendship and normalfaggotry, strive for accepting your loneliness. It will be far more useful and it's easier (for us robots and wizards who already are totally alone with no friends )

>>39479976
You just need to put in more effort. I hang out with nerds and theres this weird kid everyone hates but the nerds still invite him to hang out because they want to be nice

>>39480640
You just need to be yourself honestly. That's all there is to it

>>39480729
Is this bait?
>oreginali

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>>39469305
If you aren't the neet type, I'd also highly suggest getting a job as a barister at your college coffee shop. Tons of girls swarm there, so you will get used to talking to them without losing your spaghetti. Plus, if you are at least somewhat attractive, some of the girls will flirt with you. This job will force you to lose khv status.

t. Cyborg sophomore who is a barister on his days off

Pic unrelated

>>39469305
>colleges use tuition money to fund this

>>39481370
How many girls did you smash brah

>>39469305
>Dude just spend all of your free time doing things that make you want to kill yourself, it's that easy

>>39478208
Why did you even click on the thread then you fucking tard?

>>39478418
I like how you act so above it all yet are so uninteresting that you have nothing to talk about in conversations.

>>39481676
To ask a question, are you blind? >>39476128

>good friends with a coulple of 7/10 and 8/10 stacies
>oneitis is literally a 3/10
How did this happen?

>>39481865
Is she fat or just ugly?

>>39481930
Just not an attractive face. Wierd, but all of a sudden stacies just lost their value

>>39473292
Can you link the study you have an excerpt of in your picture? Just out of blind curiosity.

>>39470125
having both of those wont cure the autism and being a mentalcel though

>>39469305
true hero trying to help some of the lesser doomed robots, feel good about yourself

>>39481732

I have no problem having conversations, I just myself so bored out how naive and dull the people around me are. It's a science at this point for me.

>>39469305
I'm graduating this semester, I already gave up making friends.

>>39469305
Making friends is literally the hardest part