How should you eat this in front of her?

>>39467604
is that a litre of milk in a jar

>>39467604

l wouIdn't

>>39467604
Slowly savor every bite then wash it down with that mini jug of milk

Having that big jug of milk so close to the edge of the table is triggering me. It NEEDS to be moved to the other side

>>39468336
>too blind to see the outer edge of the table

>>39467604
Put a top piece of bread into left hand, pick a fork in the right one (opposite if you are left-hander), bite bread and use fork to pick veggies piece by piece. When you reach cheese, put down bread on the plate, switch fork to your left hand, pick a knife in your right hand, cut cheese, and any elements that are not visible from the photo, but are too big to comfortably put into your mouth into smaller pieces. Put down knife at the edge of the plate, switch fork to right hand again, and continue eating as you did at the very beginning.

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>>39467604
I wouldnt eat any of that because none of that is edible food.

You have disgusting fucking lettuce.
Disgusting fucking tomatoes.
Cancer causing delimeat.
Empty calorie undigestable bread.
And half a gallon of cow pus.

>>39468889
You have issues anon, get your eating disorder checked.

Like you normally would.

Fuck a bitch who is gonna waste your time getting some 12 dollar weirdly fucking named coffee drink when you take her out to lunch instead of a nice meal like you fucking intended.

>>39467604
>not doing the Chad bite

>>39467604

Like a fucking pig, grab on to it, huge bites in the centre so that stuff falls out and down on the table and floor to the left and right, then you get the fork, harpoon all the debris and eat it, finish off by downing the milk so fast half of it runs down your chin and into your shirt.

>>39467604
with your mouth kekekekekekek

>unhinge jaw
>insert
>hinge jaw
>burp out yucky tomatoes