How do I achieve Patrick Bateman mode?

Be good looking. Have no emotions and act only in self interest under a guise of compassion.

>>39463395
Be born to wealthy parents, get nepotismed in to finance job to "fit in," go all out on health, fitness, grooming, and wardrobe, feel no emotions except greed and disgust, murder hookers.

>have rich parents
>go to harvard
>study finance
>work on your appearance

>>39463395
What is your daily routine? How are you taking care of your skin?

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>>39463422
I have all but one of those

Can I still achieve Martin Shkreli mode?

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>>39463395
>normal fags stealing your bateman posting as soon as they see it
Why do you parasites ruin everything?

>>39463441
No youre a fucking schmuck with no brains. Go scrub toilets like the dumb retard you are

>>39463395
Have you at least got a business card?

>>39463483
Yeah, eggshell white and 12pt courier font

1000 stomach crunches

>trying to emulate soulless uppity wall st yuppies

baka this movie was meant to criticize them and their lifestyle

OP is such a brainlet

>>39463395
He literally describes his life, his thinking, his daily routine
What else do you need

>>39463395
he tells you his routine in the beginning of the movie you fuckin idiot

>>39463599
>movie says its bad so its bad
Good goy

>>39463640
>being a murderous, paranoid delusional, materialistic consumerist sociopath

>THAT'S THE GUY I WANT TO BE

>>39463661
He's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor. What's not to love?

>>39463599
>Implying egoism and greed doesnt surround us all

I just wanna be rich so I can dangle a carrot infront of normies' faces like the sorry sons of bitches they are

>>39463599
It was meant to criticize them but honestly it made me jealous.

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well, you start by getting some dubs

>>39463661
Yes, that's correct. I absolutely want to be that guy.

>>39463838
Nice try, but THIS is how you get dubs.

>>39463838
if dubs I become a handsome rich serial killer

one that can get into Dorsia on a Friday night

>>39463686
> LET'S SEE YOU GET INTO MY ONEITIS' BED NOW, YOU STUPID BASTARD!

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>>39463672
>this whole thread
originally posted

>>39463599
Please

Anyone who says they wouldn't want to live like Bateman is a fucking liar

IIRC the book has his workout routine written down to a T

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>>39463395
strong limbal rings