Mexibots thread

Is it called no man's land because everyone is under 6'?

Ya me canse de la vida.

>>39460632
t. triggered americuck who only can think in pol memes

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>managed to drag my skinnyfat ass to the gym today despite the fact it's raining and I'm tired and I really wanted to stay home and play el vidyo

It's not much but it makes me feel better.Maybe one day I'll manage to feel not disgusted at myself.

>>39460606
Well today I was able to make it to school and back without seeing a dead body, so that's good.

>>39460632
One of the reasons.
>tfw the average national male height is 5'4
At least you gringos can attention whore and get
nomalfag sympathy for having made up diseases like depression and anxiety.

>tfw my white oneitis is dating a fellow mexibro

On one hand, it feels bad that I got cucked.
On the other hand, it gives me hope that I have a chance.

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>>39460820
Where do you live anon? Sounds pretty bad.

Also, are any of you attending University? Second semester here, I want to die.

>>39460861
No tienes ningun oppurtunidad, va a coger tu unica, y te vas quedar te como pendejo.

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>parents didn't bother teaching me Spanish
>don't fit in with white people
>don't fit in with Mexicans because can't commicate with them
>don't fit in with fellow Mexican Americans because robot

I had to use fucking google translate to understand the spanish ITT. I fucking hate myself and white people.

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>>39460861
He's probably some blue eyed white looking Mexican like Louis C.K.
Any spic that's more than 50% indio is destined for permanent celibacy like me.

>>39460888
ye I go to Chad/Stacy central, Ibero
iosoy132etcetc

>>39461047
Gee, anon. Good luck.

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>>39461044
same here anon, life is suffering

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>tfw most difficult race to be /fa/
>Zapata's sick fits would look out of place today
>not to mention it's impossible to find a short coat that emphasizes the torso

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39461044
Just start learning Spanish now, it's never too late.

If you live in a majority Hispanic neighborhood you have the perfect immersion opportunity. If you'd rather not socialize, there's a surprising amount of half decent media in Spanish as well as dubs and subs for practically everything.

I've recently realized I'm starting to forget a huge amount of vocabulary so I'm in the process of learning again too.

>>39461047
No, he's full blown mexican. I can show you a pic.

>>39461044
El solucion es facil, solo te tienes que matar a ti mismo.
Que chingao esperas, un beso?

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>>39461260
It's time to bring back the zoot suit

>>39461044
fucking this

Also I don't look hispanic at all. I look fucking jewish. I make no sense as a person.

>>39461352
I know who you are now. Bhs 2010

Am I really the only one speaking spanish here?

who vodka + energy drinks here? i feel amazing

>>39461436
yo hablo espanol amigo, pero no muy bueno

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>>39461260
> nunca tendra una qtp2t novia revolucionaria que mata maderistas
no se siente bien amigos

>>39461386
Nope, sorry bud.

Nice to know there are other jewey hispanics though.

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literalmente lo unico que me gusta de mi vida es vivir en el df

>>39460606
>don't know how good they have it
It's kinda ironic given most mexas would want all the welfare and prosperity first world robots get, even at the cost of their own culture and relatively slow life. But first world robots would give their good shit for being able to even make a friend.

>>39461535
El memehuracan lo esta haciendo una mierda por el momento

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>>39461466
Yo tampoco, pero cuando me encuentro con otros que hablan espanol tomo el oppurtunidad a hablar.
Por un razon siempre los insulto, creo porque asi vi a mi familia hablar.
>>39461485
Por que estamos aqui, solo para suffrir?

>>39461535
>2 veces mas probable que te asalten en cdmx que en cualquier otra ciudad
>superior
hmmmm
hay literalmente como tres delegaciones chidas, y lo demas es mierda llena de asaltantes y otra escoria, aparte siempre hay un chingo de trafico y huele a qlo

>>39461548
pues si pero soy neet asi que me importa un carajo

de hecho esta super comfy

>>39461569
No me deja dormir al mediodia y menos los cartelindios que se mudaron cerca de mi casa con sus canciones de banda de 8 a 8

>>39461566
es una imagen que agarre de algun thread de /sp/ no tengo imagenes de mexico en mi folder de 4chan

no tengo razon alguna coherente por la que prefiero el df pero pues en las raras coasiones en las que salgo puedo usar el metro y no necesito aprender a conducir y eso ya es una ventaja

>>39461564
>creo porque asi vi a mi familia hablar
no te entiendo, insultas a personas porque piensas que es cosa cultural o porque?

yo quiero mejorar mi espanol tambien, no tengo acento americano cuando hablo pero no se escribir espanol

>>39460606
Being a Dominican robot studying abroad is even worse desu. Latino's have this reputation of being lady's men, but Dominicans are supposed to be x100 that. We're supposed to be living masses of hot sex and I can't even fucking dance bachata.

>>39461604
pues que suertudo, yo tengo que manejar a la universidad una hora de ida y una de regreso todos los dias, y ya me asaltaron dos veces desde el inicio de vacaciones
al chile si me caga esta ciudad

>>39461644
Also I have a stutter.

But at least I'm 6'2 and girls tell me I'm a 7-8/10, even if my stutter fucks it up.

>>39461651
que culero, no puedes usar el transporte? en que parte vives?

>>39461584
pues que esta granizando todo el tiempo o que? yo me quedo dormido con la lluvia

>>39461658
vivo en la del valle, mi universidad esta hasta santa fe (que no esta taan lejos en teoria, pero el trafico de la ciudad aumenta el tiempo bastante)

>>39460635
Yo tambien. Haces algo de ella? O eres NEET?

>>39461631
Digo, cuando hablo con ustedes.
Escucho mi padre hablar de cuando era joven en California, se parese que a si se llevan con los amigos.
En la realidad no hablo tanto con me voz.
>>39461705
Voy al universidad.

>>39461644
that's an old stereotype, now a days because of the immigration problems the stereotype that gets pushed around is that of hard working family oriented men.

>>39461720
eso es normal para personas de este lugar, por lo menos vas a la universidad yo soy un NEET.

>>39461044
I can understand spanish perfectly and watch novelas sometimes, but I can't speak it for SHIT. I hate it so much. I've lost so many job opportunities because of my shit language skills. I wish I grew up in a Spanish speaking home.

>>39461704
vas a la ibero o al tec? no veo por que necesites el carro, vete por metro y pecero, si esta de la verga pero who cares y haces mas o menos el mismo tiempo

>>39461742
Nah, Dominicans are still supposed to be the suave sex gods that hustle out a living. And I'm doing chemical engineering of all things.

ITT: chicanos usando el traductor de google

>>39461755
a la ibero, no se porque pero mi jefe quiere que use el carro para ir aunque en realidad seria mas conveniente irme en el autobus de la universidad (es mas caro un dia de estacionamiento que usar el iberobus)
si ya para el fin de la siguiente semana no aguanto la manejada voy a dejar de ir en coche, aunque el pinche autobus haga como 2 horas y luego llegue tarde

>>39461783
now you're just subtle bragging, a guy who makes money is a guy who attracts whores. you'll be rolling in the dominican pussy in no time. life is simpler than you think my guy. just fucking talk to women even if you look like fucking shrek

>>39461804
t. mexican who hates mexican-americans to gain american's approval on the internet

fuck off cuck

>>39460826
>At least you gringos can attention whore and get
>nomalfag sympathy
Kek, not when we're outnumbered by you fucks, which is what's happening in many places on the US.

>>39461535
Shhh. No digas que eres chilango porque aparentemente hay mucho regio/provinciano por aca.

>>39461825
te levantas mas temprano y duermes en el bus

t. iba al tec de xochimilco desde muy lejos, bendito transportec

>>39461884
entiendo el banter en terminos de deportes pero man, estamos todos jodidos en este pais de una forma u otra

>>39460606
Third world mexicans cant be robots, mexican culture encourages men to be as normie as possible

>>39461853
I wouldnt mind spics taking over the US, as long as I had a qt spic gf

I fucking hate spics in meantime tho

>>39461925
>implicando esas implicaciones
What culture doesn't encourage you to be like others?
We're robots because we deviated from our cultural norms.

>>39461971
not him but
>tfw it kind of turns me on to hear bout a mexi-qt getting pounded by a gringo
this site has ruined me

>>39461925
>japanese can't be robots, japanese culture encourages men to act with honor and discipline

this is how dumb you sound right now

>>39462003
living in a tiny pueblo doesnt make you a robot, pedro

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>Permavirgin.
>NEET.
>Weeb.
>Chilango.
>Social anxiety.
>Sexual degenerate.
>Ugly as hell.
>Want friends but hate socializing.
>College dropout.
>Career is taking a nosedive because I cannot stop procrastinating.

At least I'm getting fit now, but I have already given all hope on finding someone who loves me.

>>39462077
What makes you a robot, how are you not a normalfag?

>>39462069
but neets and robots can have honor and discipline. mexicans just go out drinking cheap beer with each other

>>39462114
>robots
>discipline

no anon, that's autism

>>39462114
that is a common misconception f a m

>>39461925
That's the fucking problem.
>Culture encourages people to be as extroverted as possible
>Yet, 80/20 rule is still rule
>Poor to none social skills
You've got a robot that without higher education (not just bachelor's degree, perhaps a master) won't be able to land a job cause everyone expects you to be as normie as possible; needless to say about sex life.

les cerraron el cafe internet o que pedo

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>be me
>beaner skin
>act too white to be accepted by spics
>act too brown to be accepted by whites
off

>>39460606
Soy de Celaya y me quiero matar, pero no solito. Quien quiere morir manana?

>>39462865
nel pero es viernes y queria ver una muvi

>>39462987
>trying to adhere to existing shit racial systems

be your own man. bring down both.

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>>39462987
You shouldn't be seeking acceptance. Try and be the best version of you. It might feel forced, or even not genuine but overtime that overconfidence will feel natural and you'll be the one influencing people around you.

>>39460606
cuas el banda mas robot de America Latina en general
Mi voto va para Cuarteto de Nos