Problem in Paradise

Honestly?

Fuck her asshole and then just drop it and stay friends hard and be completely uninterested.
Never bring up your gf or talk about your personal life ever and keep it away from her.
You'll be fine.

Thots be gone my compatriot.

>>39459539
>>Gf in hospital because of her back pains

How can you even be thinking about fucking other women?
The woman you are supposed to love and care about is in hospital in pain, and probably feeling terrible.
Aren't you worried about her?
Why don't you call her or go see her?

>>39459539
Either break up with your gf or do nothing at all.
Have some decency.

>>39459539
What's the problem, exactly? She's your gf right? Just give her the dick till her back pains go away, it's a win-win.

>>39459539
Not worth it. Stay faithful. I can't say that it'll reward you in the end, but it'll at least not fuck you over.

Those girl-stuck-in-hospital-gets-cheated-on stories are every roastie-controlled media outlet's wet dream because of how monetarily and emotionally profitable they are.