Once went out with a guy who called my tits udders and later

>>39458489
The "udders" thing probably is alluding to "cowtits" which essentially mean you have big tits. It's a compliment, albeit an oddly worded one. As for the other thing...uhhhh...I got nothing.

>>39458489
Yes. Worse than vulgar, he is stupid.

Nothing wrong with calling them udders, weird choice of words though. I can understand a woman not wanting to be compared to a cow. Anyone that pisses in a pool or even in a shower is a degenerate.

>>39458489
Yes, because you and your milkers are my property.

>>39459464
I piss in the shower every time I take one.

>>39459632
Where do you take them from?

>D-Did I do the right thing guys?

Confirmed for man looking for either validation period or that women are horrible for rejecting "honest men". How pathetic can you virgins get

I love to piss on my hands in the shower

That's still kinda strange, considering I'm pretty flat chested. And another thing that I forgot to mention is that on another date, out of nowhere, he started telling me this story about how he was out one night when it was really humid and started to get "swamp balls." He proceeded to explain that he went to his friend's house, where he rubbed lotion all over his nuts, and later got some sort of skin infection as a result. Mind you, this was all disclosed while I was eating lunch.

>>39459715
>dating the Foul Bachelor Frog

>>39459646
usually Bed Bath and Beyond, but sometimes local stores have good ones too

>>39459715
Run for the hills. Dude is out of his mind.

>>39459715
>I'm pretty flat chested
Only until I impregnate you

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I demand more of these stories from your date with the autist. He is insane

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>>39459810
Lol sure thing.
>Again, out of nowhere, he mentioned that he wasn't able to grow a beard, and thus was very fixated on keeping his sideburns well-groomed.
>He also showed me lame and outdated memes, and admitted that he browses 9gag.
>openly admitted that he took his mom to a renaissance fair (which could have been cool, but because it was him, it wasn't)
>bragged about how he exploded poor people's mailboxes with firecrackers with his shitskin friends
>when I hugged him goodnight after he dropped me off at my house, he probably thought that I wouldn't notice, but he definitely squeezed my hips in a creepy sort of way that I cannot articulate well enough
>hours after he told me that he pees in the pool, insisted that I go swimming with him sometime
>after I started ghosting him, everyday he would text me things like "morning" "afternoon" "evening"
>had very sweaty hands, and got a boner multiple times when I was with him, even though I wasn't wearing or saying anything remotely provocative.

Jesus Christ I actually had a crush on him before he started paying attention to me. What the fuck was I thinking.

>>39460213
>got a boner multiple times when I was with him, even though I wasn't wearing or saying anything remotely provocative

You must exude fertility