ITT: Things you've never done

I've been to a funeral, had to altar-serve. I would shake every time I went up, did not enjoy it at all and felt like puking most days from the anxiety. None of the others though.

>>39458222
Done all of those, still sitting on r9k alone on a Friday night

>had a threesome
>had beers at the bar
>taken mushrooms
>graduate

How do you avoid going to a wedding or a funeral in your entire life? I get that you have no social lofe but your parents probably had and dragged you along at least once

>>39458222
>never made an arcanine friend

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>>39458314
Anon, get the fuck off of my board. NOW.

>go to bar in las vegas
>no one else there except for 1 older woman smoking cigarettes
>order 1 drink
>too much of a sperg to make the first move
>nothing happens
>I finish the drink without saying anything
>I leave

please tell me women hit on guys because I can't do this shit

>>39458222
Minus wedding, funeral and being in love everything else checks out for me. I say it's much worst being in love but never getting a gf than never being in love. Knowing something you strongly desire can never be achieved can be quite demoralising

>>39458222
these
>never been to a bar
>never been in love
>never had a girlfriend
>never held a full license
>never had a full-time job
>no kiss, hug, etc

thses only as a kid with my parents
>never been to a wedding
>never been to a funeral
>never been to a party

also these
>never had a friend
>never been to another person's house, relatives excluded
>never had a birthday party that I can remember
>never had a drink other than sip of beer
>never been on a road trip

I'm essentially a wasted life

>>39458328
>your parents probably had
They usually left me with other people or only one of them went. I guess I've been lucky enough that nobody I've been close to has died.

>Never held hands with a girl
>Never kissed a girl
>Never had sex with a girl
>Never talked to a girl for more then 10 minutes
>Never had a friend

Not all doom and gloom though
>I do own a car
>I do own a house
>I do have a stable blue collar job

I've never been inside a Starbucks.

>>39458222
You're also underage, mention that in your next thread.

>>39458222
>never logged into facebook.

>>39458560
I wish. I'm 24.

>>39458222
Only these. But I just finished highschool and am waiting for the university that accepted me to start.
>never held a full license
>never gone to university
>never had a full-time job
I'm curious. How did you end up like this?

Only been to a wedding, never done the others.

>>39458222
>Never drank
>Never smoked
>Never did drugs
>Never watched porn except by accident on 4chan, never fapped to it at all
>Never shot a gun
>Never commited a felony
>Never broken a bone (this wasn't because I don't go outside, I played sports as a kid and go running every day)

>>39458664
Social phobia, basically. Really bad parents.

>>39458222
>never had sex
>never been on a date
>never been on the highway (driving, not passenger)
>never been out of the country
>never had a full time job
>never moved out/ had a place of my own

>never been west of the Mississippi river

Someone tell me what the west is like.

>never picked up from a bar
How the fuck do people say it's so easy????? I DONT GET IT.

The one time me and my friends got invited to a group of girls house after a bar shut they made me cry in the pool because I had a shit job working at a call centre and didn't want to take my shirt off in the pool because I'm obese

That's the closest I've ever gotten and it was a complete disaster.

>>39458222
>never been to northern states
>never attended a wedding
>never hung out with a group of friends
>never had a full time job
>never did heroin/coke/meth/mdma
>never made any big purchases
Finished high school and got a driver's license at least. I might drop out of uni soon.

>>39458222
Trips. Seeing a lot of those today.

>Never drank at a bar
>Never been to a wake
>Never been in love
>Never finished uni
>Never taken psychedelics
>Never shot a gun
>Never moved out of my parent's house

>smoked a cigarate
>had a threesome
>cursed at parents
>failed a class
>cursed at a person
>never been to a stripclub
>been to Europe

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>>39458222
>tfw never gotten laid
I went to college and it hasn't happened yet
am i doing something wrong?

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>never been to a funeral
>never held hands
>never cuddled
>never kissed someone
>never taken hard drugs
>never had sex/ received oral (dry humped a girl but i was like eight years old)
>never been on a rollercoaster (the big kind)
>never been outside north america
>never driven on the freeway
>never spent more than 60$ at once
>never cursed at parents or in front of them
i dont really care at this point