Even the son of God was a Chad

he's pointing to us

yet he died a virgin

>>39457854
No, he was not a selfish person

>>39458816
Chads are nice charitable people, that's why autists who spend all day whining about how half the population won't bend the knee for them hate them

>>39457854
D-Did he pity us?

>virgin
>hung out with guys mostly
>hung around outcasts

>That virgin dude who hung out with the lepers
>chad

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>>39457854
>mfw christcucks made christ out to be a blue eyed chad with flowing brown locks because they didn't want to worship someone like pic related because ew sandniggers

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>>39459681
>jesus was a neanderthal

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I've been looking for an excuse to post this orginaru meme

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>>39459681

There's plenty of us in the Middle East with blue eyes, fair skin, etc.

Seems like a silly thing to fight about anyways. You can see depictions of Jesus as African, Asian, etc in those countries.

>>39459754

You are letting nasibi scum poison your view of Islam. We Shias treat Christians as brothers.

Jesus was a beta, muhammad was the chad

>>39458836
Chads are bullies who make fun of anyone not like them, stop whinign

>>39457854
>jew
>docile
>poor as fuck
>virgin
>lived in the desert
>probably couldn't read
>only friends betrayed him
>arrested for no reason
>died
>rose from the dead but only spent a month with his friends and family before leaving for good
He was a Chad alright.

>>39459817
He was a Chad, he was arrested. but sure bud sure.

>>39459799

His first wife was 15 years older than him. Chads know that MILFs are for fucking, not relationships.

>>39459839
A true chad keeps a relationship with all of his women, even going as far as to marry them all so no other man can claim them after him

>>39459681
What an ignoramus. That skull is just based on some bodies BBC found in Israel

>>39459681
why does the BBC want Christ to look like Captain Haddock

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>>39459786
might as well post this

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>>39459817
A good read since you don't quite understand Jesus

Based Christ entered the temple and whipped the money grubbing Jews emptying their pockets on the way out for turning his Father's home into a den of thieves.

Jesus did not look like that.

But he said we would inherit the earth :(

>>39459817
Arresyed for sedition, which was arguably nothing but he was a dirt poor sand nigger living in the holy roman empire.
They would have imprisoned him for sneezing.

>>39460741
Imagine being this assblasted about having a literal beta as your god

/wBqdKjW

r9k christian discord if anyone here wants to talk about things or work on pursuing God

Not really for debates as it's better to have a nice enviroment though happy to answer any questions

>>39457854
>Jesus
>Manipulative bully who skates by on looks alone
No

>>39461695
That's not right. Nevertheless what I say you will not believe.

>>39461714
he's saying that Jesus isn't a Chad, that's why there's 2 separate >. One for Jesus and one for Anon's definition of Chad, separate from eachother.

>>39457854
we're all god's children. jesus was great because of his sacrifice and his morals, not because of his birth.

Fucking idiots, he became a white man when he went to heaven. It's like super saiyans.

Could Jesus fuck his hand holes from being nailed to the cross?

This is important and will decide if I become a Christian or not.

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>>39458816
>No, he was not a selfish person
jesus was pretty selfish my man

He used up expensive perfume that could have been sold for money to the poor and his excuse was "You will always have the poor among you, but you will not always have me."

Judas complained but since jesus is chad, everyone took jesus' side. stacey even wrote a parenthetical line that said "Judas did not complain because he cared about the poor".

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>>39459754
>jesus didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life

but he killed millions of people in his early teenage years (and continues to do so with natural disasters like hurricane harvey).

fucking chad gets away with everything.

>>39461909
"Through God all things are possible"

Lurk the Bible moar

>>39462124
Judas literally sold God for 30 silver pieces.