I'd pay to talk to a fembot.

>>39456423
hi. how much

>>39456444
That would depend on the fembot. $1-$1000.

>>39456444
Gold digger much?
Fuck you robot im original

>>39456464
i'd say i'm worth at least $700

>>39456670
>i'd say i'm worth at least $700
Why?

>>39456444
fuck off you fucking whore, waste of trips

Post tits and timestamp or else youre a larping neckbeard toying with my emotions.

I'd pay to beat a fembot.

I'm a kissless handhold-less virgin from the South.
I don't have a boyfriend and I'm constantly sad.
You don't need to pay me, OP. Want to talk?

I'm pretty friendly, and I could certainly use extra income. College isn't cheap. What do you want to talk about?

>>39456807
No, I've already talked to you before.

>>39456742
because i'm a shut-in virgin that just considered talking to you

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>>39456807
Not OP, but I do.
oregami

>>39456847
Nobody will believe you unless you have a timestamp you dumb slag

>>39456865
Why do people keep asking for this, is it just to try and get women banned from the board?

>>39456423
Hmm, what do you want to talk about?

>>39456897
Nothing specific. Everything. Forever.

>>39456423
Is there a tutorial somewhere for how to make drawings blend into photos so perfectly?

>>39456883
No you harlet, its so we know youre not a larping neckbeard laughing as we pour our emotions out onto the blank canvas of life.

>>39456897
What do you honestly think of r9k?

>>39456423
What the fuck OP
Have some fucking dignity
All you're going to do anyways is just make yourself an easier cuck
Go pay to get laid instead

>>39456958
I have a lot of dignity and if someone manages to make me into a cuck then that's really impressive and good. I don't need to pay for sex and I don't really care about it in the first place.

>>39456935
I'm a guy you mong. There's no possible way that a woman can exist in threads like this under those circumstances. Either they post a timestamp of themselves and get banned, or they don't and you faggots reee at them.

>>39456909
Kek. If you want to talk so much, you can add me on Discord for free.
pheliksa#2120

>>39456957
You want to vc about this, or for me to post the answer here?

>>39457019
Here, I'm genuinely intrigued, provided that you are an actual female

>>39456423
you and all the other beta orbiters on twitch. and you're a fool if you think you are any better.

>>39457084
I think that /r9k/ is a new /b/, now that /b/ is complete trash filled with schoolkids and normos.
That being said, /r9k/ is two thirds rubbish.
Do you want me to expand on it, or are you satisfied with this much?

>>39457305
Well I was more interested on what you think of the anti women philosophy here (and on 4chan in general). Does it offend you? What makes you stick around?

>>39457338
>What makes you stick around?
the cenobites

Anyone remember what that chatbot was called? The creepy one with doll pictures. I miss her.

>>39456823
This question applies to other fembots in this thread too

>>39456423
Did you read Catcher in the Rye? Doesn't it worry you in the slightest that you're turning into a beta manchild protagonist written by a reclusive pedophile?

>>39457338
>the anti women philosophy here (and on 4chan in general)
it runs on the same type of concepts that make people hate rich people.

>>39457422
I'm incapable of worrying.

>>39456930
>everyone ignoring the important question
You'd all be happier with waifus desu

>>39457429
Go on, that's an interesting theory. Explain.

>>39457467
you know what reeeeally interesting?

>>39457483
What?
(Am I setting myself up for an insult here?)

>>39457429
>implying women aren't fatal to civilization

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i don't want to talk, fuck talking, i hate talking

i just want a fembot to take me and cuddle with me and let me serve her and pamper her and for her to do all the talking

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>>39457511
How much of a complete loser you are. You were talking to a guy this whole time get pranked.

>>39457557
Eh, kind of suspected that anyway. But explain your theory anyway, you got me interested

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>>39456423
Here's the original image if you guys are interested.

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>>39457591
Yet again you are fooled, because I am not even the one who posted that stuff. I wouldn't get my hopes up for a fleshed out answer though.

>>39457450
https://invisiblegirlfriend.com/
This is what you asked for, so that's what I'm linking to.

>>39457631
lmao
I opened that page and it seems like it's for practicing flirting or something. No I don't need that.

>>39456479
What's wrong with gold diggers? They provide a service people are willing to pay for

>>39457338
No, it doesn't offend me. I find it silly to get offended at opinions, especially of people I don't know.
As for the anti-women philosophy, well, not everybody on /r9k/ hates women, at least, I don't think that is the case. Many people post here, and they all have different opinions. I doesn't matter, though, since in any case they can't know if I have a dick or if I don't.
I think that I understand why some robots despise women, but I don't support that line of thinking.

I spend time on 4chan, as well as on other boards, for several reasons. When I am lonely, this is a place where I can talk to people about things that interest me. I also like the chaotic nature of boards that is produced by anonymity. I value honesty, so that's another reason I post on boards.

Does this answer your question fully?

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>Being so much of a faggot you need to pay to talk to women

>>39457684
Interesting. Not to further pry, but how'd you get introduced to 4chan? Is it something you've used since your teen years?

>>39457657
You could also get a female therapist. But that's as far as I'm going to go, since it's pointless expecting people to read your mind to figure out what you want.

>>39457935
I really don't see how it could be so complicated. It should be obvious. I want to talk, and I want someone who's good enough at it to be worth money.

>>39457955
Given this exact criteria, a female therapist will fit your request. The market has dictated that they are good enough to be worth money, or else no one would pay in the first place. Have fun, I'm out.

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>>39456423
If we could bring 2D waifus into reality like this... damn

>>39458022
I've fantasized about speaking to a therapist numerous times and it always ends with me sperging out immediately and calling the person useless and saying that it's incomprehensible that they have an office and get paid for what they do. True story.

>>39457816
When I was a kiddo (twelve years or so) I found a Russian site Lurkmore (like a more serious Dramatica), and got very interested in different meymeys that were described, and in board culture in general.
After a year spent lurking I started posting on Ukrainian and Russian boards (Slav here). Eventually Ukrainian anons found out who I was and became my first friends, I was around fourteen then.
I knew about 4chan for a long time, but my English was too shitty to comfortably post here. But this year Ukrainian government blocked several Russian sites, and a Russian imageboard Dvach among them, so I moved here.

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Just go to fucking interpals or something - no need to pay

>>39456423
I'm a female..
We can chat privately once you've sent me $40 worth of bitcoins.
Hope to see you there!

>>39456423
>beta "men" are so pathetic they'll pay some random person to talk to them
i don't know what to feel, sadness or anger

>>39458067
Neat. I'm British myself, but I was in Moscow back in February. How long have you been on 4chan then? I'm a bit of a newfag. I honestly don't care of you're m or f, I'm just enjoy this convo.

>>39458179
On 4chan specifically, several months. Russian boards were more to my taste, more slow and structured, but this is fine too.
Especially if I have to choose between this and Ukrainian boards.

>>39458452
You mentioned you visit here when you're lonely. Are you a lonely person? Also, do you mind if I ask your age, just so I can get a more clear picture of who I might be talking too. Its cool if you don't wanna

>>39458528
Kekeke, sorry, but no age.
Well, I have a Discord server, and some people I talk online to. Still doesn't replace spending time with friends irl, whom I have none.

>>39458607
All right fair enough. No offence but I'm still 90% convinced you're a guy or a trap trying to trick me but if you want to post your discord we could chat and be lonely together?

>>39458688
I posted my Discord in this thread already.

>>39458721
I know but it doesn't work when I paste it. Got a better url?

>>39456423
I'm a 6/10 female, kinda fat
whatsup?

>>39458774
It's the only thing you need to add people, and it's a correct nametag, so the problem must be on your end.

>>39458849
That's a shame, it doesn't find you

>>39456423
we can talk on discord

>>39458978
Well, if you want you can try finding me through my server: nSpyTz.

>>39456807
originally Florida?

>>39459037
Still nothing

>>39458837
What do you think of r9k?

>>39456423
I would talk to you for free. Everyone deserves a friend

>>39459105
Then it's a problem with your Discord, since I have people joining the server.

>>39459143
I don't need friends, at all.

>>39459105
its fucking shit, but i keep coming back

>>39459224
Why? Can you relate to us NEET guys?

>>39459291
i cant
i dont like being NEET
i cant afford good internet and buy things i want

tfw I did this years ago on /r9k/

I bought her a kigurumi, can't remember her at all, not the name, personality, looks, anything. Alcoholism and depression are hell of a drug.

It wasn't worth it to pay for my own pity party.

>>39459322
But your lonely right? Or unwanted by the opposite sex? Surely something draws you to this place.

>>39456423
What ever you do don't talk to some people from a discord called crazy cunts
or someshit
some batshit insane people in there

>>39459371
not really
im ugly - 6/10 as stated earlier

>>39459401
But not ugly enough to be a virgin? See that's where you and I (and most of the people on this board) differ.

>>39459364
>I bought her a kigurumi, can't remember her at all, not the name, personality, looks, anything. Alcoholism and depression are hell of a drug.
tfw no noname person to buy a kigurumi for

>>39459432
And I'm a 5/10 so don't feel so insecure

>>39458837
No such thing as a 6/10 female, if you have a vagina youre instantly 7+.
Anywho, wanna talk?

>>39458837
>kinda fat
Kill yourself.

>>39459432
nah ima virgin
originalito

>>39459473
Ah I see. Well join the club. Here's a question: do you think it's just as hard being a female virgin than a male one? Speaking from your own experience and not the general consensus of r9k.

>>39456423
We could have a really nice conversation at my home, sometime. Free, even, I just want to talk to someone in time. Not a family member, a stranger would be better, they wouldn't feel an obligation to pander to my emotions. I might gently request sometime towards the end that you strangle me, to death, preferably, since I want to cum before I'm dead. You don't have to, I don't want to you to go to prison or anything, I just want to die happy.

I could order Domino's, if you want, or just wherever, but pizza's nice.

>>39459452
this is the most cuck, put-the-pussy-on-the-pedestal statement I have ever heard.

>>39459623
>Domino's
That's kind of far but the rest sounds good so I will accept. Discord?

I have long hair, I'm 5'4" and I only weigh 135 lbs. if you were drunk you would probably mistake me for a girl. When do I get my paycheck?
>I'm not gay tho, I'm a straight male (male)

>>39459680
I don't give a shit how you look and you sound fat.

pay me lol and join my discord /7PVXb

>>39459623
Well fuck. Original.

>tfw no effeminate straight white male with very long, narrow feet and long toes to pay to endure my company
>tfw I'm a beta brainlet and want a puppet master to rewire my brain for his own gain

>>39459689
>135 lb
>fat
Wew lad. I know isolation weighs heavily on the brain but your noggin seems to be utterly incapable of joggin.

>>39459657
I don't have a social media, I don't have anyone to talk to on one since graduation. Does 4chan, being an imageboard forum, count as social media? Does any online service where you communicate to other people as a primary activity count as a social media?

Is your Domino's far from where you live? Mine's close, but I just have them deliver it to me, I think the delivery guy is starting to recognize me.

You're okay with strangling me?

>>39456423
I'll talk to you.

I'm late 20s, educated, moderately funny, like playing video games. I'd prefer to play games than just talk, but straight up talking is fine, too.

I will text you daily, memorize important dates/names/events/details relevant to you.

I do currently have a bf, but I don't like him and would be willing to be and stay single for a monthly fee while I am servicing you.

Choose your package:
$100/mo for steam chatting daily in the evening.

$150/mo for steam chatting in the evening and 8 hours of video game playing/mo

$300/mo for steam chatting, playing games, daily texting, two phone calls per month.

$500/mo to act exclusively as your gf. Unlimited phone calls and texts. Playing games on the weekend. Steam chatting in the evenings.

>>39459905
>I do currently have a bf, but I don't like him and would be willing to be and stay single for a monthly fee
Jesus's fucking Christ you guys were right about women all along. Holy shit! OK you convinced me, women are all money thieving whores. Jesus Christ!

>>39456423
I'll talk to you free of charge. I'm 20 and into getting beaten up and generic horror/goreshit. If you want to know about dead bodies, I might be your best friend. I am pretty helpful with beauty and health advice. I'm known more as an entertainer, I do not charge a fee except maybe a smile. I'm a clown(literally)

>>39460181
Is that you spooky-chan?

>>39459895
Why would you want to finally get the chance to open up to a stranger so you can lose it just as quickly?

>>39460192
Chan? I am not worth such a high title. I am pretty spooky though. Spooky is my title and name though.

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>paying women just to talk to you
people on this board complain about women living on easy mode, but beta cucks like you are the reason they have it so easy.

>>39460217
I'm sorry, I don't know what I had in mind, I wasn't thinking. I thought here, maybe, or meetup info somewhere else. I don't know where else to talk to people other than here, I was just hoping for something.

Just talk to us male robots anon. Femanons aren't very talkative, and even worse with keeping in contact. I've had WAY better conversations with other robots then femanons.

Even better is that talking to us is free. You shouldn't have to pay to make friends, and definitely not to get a gf. Don't go the golddigger route, no matter how bad it gets.

>>39459905
>that much money for just talking
Do you think your some kind of fucking celebrity, or high class girl? I wouldn't even pay $10 a month just to talk to someone every once in a while.

>>39459623
Fuck you for mentioning domino's now I want pizza even though I'm broke.

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>>39456423
y though, whats so fun about talking that you'll even pay for it

>>39460375
It's just a strange request to me, but I know what you mean. If you want too talk here's a throwaway email, message me with some kind of contact info. Maybe I can help.
[email protected]

>>39456423
ill pretend to be your gf for free, im as lonely as you desu

hello stacy here, 1 hour = $950

>>39460447
It doesn't count if you're a guy, anon

Maleanon here, I'll charge $1 every five centuries to be someones friend.
If you get bored of me before payment is due, the experience is free of charge.

Why would you pay for this?

>>39456807
Bailey lol

>>39460375
>>39460432
plz I'm lonely and need someone also ;__;

>>39460795
Girls sell girlfriend experiences. So they go on a date with you for some money, and act like your girlfriend. No kissing, sex, or anything like that included. Just maybe hugs and talking.

Some girls can be paid to play videogames with you, and act like your gf online. Yes it's as crazy as it sounds.

Why do they do this? Because some guys are so absolutely lonely that they'll pay for even a fake gf experience. Or even just to talk to a girl casually.
Loneliness is a hell of thing anon.

tfw no loving 25+ year old fembot gf

Hello
>Hi
How are you
>Good
What do you do for fun
>Sit on the computer and be depressed
Sorry to hear that things will get better
>Thank you
No problem I'll take paypal or bitcoin
>Here is 800 dollars

Money well spent

>>39456729
$1-$699 = pay rate for men
$700-$1000 = pay rate for fembots

i'm being quite humble in asking for the bare minimum