What lifestyle choices will lead to an early death? Too pussy

Become a heroin addict like me
I can feel myself inching closer to death every time I shoot up

extreme sports
either u make it and become a legend or die and at least be remembered as a fool

I am in the same boat, it would be easier if I had more money. Currently what I am doing;

>Don't exercise
>Smoke a pack of cigarettes every day
>Have a really fucked up sleeping pattern
>Sit on your ass without moving for the most part of the day
>Eat shitty fast food or any kind of cheap shit that lacks nutrition values
>Alcohol, the more the merrier
>If you ever feel ill, postpone going to the doctor as much as you can

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>>39454749
scarface rout, hotline miami style assasin, normal assasin sorda depending on how good r u, idk i just named early deaths in the line of being a criminal

>>39454850
Yeah, I wish I had more money to play with too.

I've got the unhealthy diet down, inactivity down, I don't see a doctor, use shit tons of pills every day.

If I take up smoking and drinking I'll be set.

>>39454749
Drug overdose, alcoholism, smoking heavily, Join the Ukrainian militias and fight in the Donbass, become a cop.

>>39455052
Nice pic. Never seen it before. Check out 'You Were Never Really Here'.

>>39454749
>early death

when people say that they mean like being in your 40s or even your 60s. By that time you'll likely have figured out your issues and problems and it'll be too late to undo the damage done to your lungs or heart or whatever.


It's also a really shitty awful death, dying from heart disease or some sort of cancer or live failure is painful and drags on. If you do want to kill yourself you may as well beat off in front of a speeding train or tapdance off a tall building.

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>>39455247
this movie looks pretty nice thx anon