tell me something to say to my tinder matches I know I could

>>39453066
'Sieg Heil' is what you are looking for

You could go full freak. I mean it could work who knows.

i always go with this line
"do you think god stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what hes created on Earth?"

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>>39453173

just went with this love spy kids 2 lmao wish me luck

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>>39453066
>"Salutations! Will you be my 3d waifu? I can offer you protection with my sword skills in exchange for your love,cleaning,cooking and maybe just a little bit of the "sex" now and again. I have an enormous Penistone but don't worry about being hurt..... I'll be careful."

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>>39453229
shouldve said it never worked and it probably comes off as some religious guy, which is anathema on a college campus

But w/e

>but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

only acceptable answer

>>39453351
Not OP but if my post gets dubs I will send this to someone

>>39453066
"I never, ever, run out of weed."

Works everytime

>>39453411

She said she's not religious so I'm hoping she realizes its a joke

if not, would you really want that person as a significant other anyways? They need to be on a similar level of irony as me

>>39453479
Bless, post screenshot

ROLLING FOR THIS!

>>39453066
I read on here once that sending a gif is a good opener so i usually send a gif of joey from friends going how you doing
Its less boring than hey, and basic bitches love friends

>>39453527
actually if anyone gets dubs replying to that post i'll do it

>>39453479
ROLLORIGINALCOMMENTREEEEEEEEE

>>39453479
i fucking hate rolling on r9k due to lack of originality but ill make an exception

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>>39453066
>>39453173
>>39453229
>>39453526

OP here

She responded with "Steve Buscemi is MY god"

>>39453351
rollin rolling rollin rolling

>>39455797
>>39453479
shit meant to rolling rolling this one. dubs get

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>>39453066

>tinder match(es)

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>talk to girl for 2 days
>everything seems fine
>she mentions how she went out with some guy she met on tinder yesterday
>aw fuck
>ask how it went
>says it sucked
>say it's cool, i'll treat her to the spiciest wings place in town
>no response
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/r9k/ said everyone loved tendies and wings.