Going on a date with a professor

>>39451931
Mentally handicapped how

>>39451931
You ll definitely pass as an akward retard, but if autismo is what she likes then you might get the girlfriendo.

>>39451972
I'm not really handicapped, just making fun of my emotional retardation.

I was in the thread yesterday and I'm happy for you! Just please don't listen to r9k on the matter, you trust yourself

>>39451931
Holy shit, nice update. She finds you interesting how?

YeH boi op delivered
Woot woot!

>>39451931
I think this is the one time "just b urself" is valid advice.

What is there to do in town? I always liked stuff like zoos or aquariums for first dates, gives you a lot of time to talk, but also stuff to look at if it gets awkward
Easy to get dinner or drinks afterwards, too

>>39452043
Stop doing that. Trust me. She might find funny at first, but if she starts to think thatb you are you don't have any self-esteem, it's game over. Just talk about what you two find interresting, and don't be afraid to open up. Remember that nothing really matters.

>>39451931
Professor or not, she's still a girl anon. I doubt she'll be a snob if you took her on some casual date somewhere. Plus you're a student so she can't be expecting much, I think she just wants to spend time with you.

Also bring condoms.

Great to hear anon! You honestly got the best possible scenario.

tell her you only see her as a friend

Maybe go somewhere that could spark more interesting conversation, like a museum and just pretend you're not socially inept

>>39452018
I'd like to think my awkward levels are pretty low but who knows.

>>39452048
I have no confidence in myself so I'm finding that difficult but I'll try.

>>39452066
I don't know. We have really similar taste in books and I can keep up with her overly analytical rambling so she probably likes that since most of her students are 10x more retarded than I am. She said she likes how I'm usually so quiet but when I talk I just get to the point and most of the men she talks to just talk forever so there's that. Maybe she does like autism.

>>39452077
Perhaps it is.

>>39452079
Literally everything. There's zoos and aquariums and mini golf and amusement parks, its a big city.

>>39452183
Okay, I'll try to not joke about myself too much.

>>39452186
I mean, yeah she's a girl but she has a Ph.D and I'm a bum in college. It's awfully intimidating.

>>39451931
take her to your place for a hug n tug

>>39452428
I don't think she cares whether you have a degree or not anon. She probably has problems dating guys because they are so intimidated about her status. I wouldn't even think about it.

>>39451931
Is she old, fat, or ugly?

>>39452244
I guess.

>>39452273
It's like you want me to fail her class.

>>39452300
Would that come across is trying too hard though? I feel like if I try to take her someplace too intellectual, it comes across badly but I don't want to take her on some shit date teenagers go on either.

>>39452475
I live with my parents though.

>>39452511
You're probably right.

>>39452553
She's very pretty and skinny but she's got an amazing butt, she's in her 30s so she's older than I am. I'm 28.

>>39452428
Then ask her what she would like, out of a few options
Like, hey, these are places I'd like to go, which sounds best for you?

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>>39452692
>still living with your parents
How are you going to pull this off? Only Chad has the power to get laid under these circumstances, do you even have a car?

>>39452692
Does she know how old you are anon?

>>39451931
Holy shit I'm jealous

>>39452710
Alright, sounds like a plan then.

>>39452779
I have no idea, I'm rolling the dice. Maybe if she gets attached to me she won't care, I mean she's a professor so she has her own place presumably. I do have a car though. It looks pretty bad though.

>>39452802
Yeah, she asked me on the day we met because I look way older than everybody else since my hair is prematurely graying so I look like I'm in my 40s.

>>39451931

>>She...told me not to tell anyone

>goes home and tells internet

Alright, you've made it past the first big hurdle. Now literally b urself. Just treat her like a normal woman, not a professor. Try to go somewhere / do something you think is fun, not something you think your professor might like.

Just worry about enjoying yourself, anyways, she's all grown up and has a career so she won't need you to look after her or anything
Act as is most comfortable for you

Why is settling for an autismo like you? Shit, I want a professor gf.

>>39453161
Go back to school as an attractive man and be good to your professors

>>39453161
I've heard super successful and intelligent women have a harder time dating men for some reason.

>>39452986
This. I know Bee Urself is the most retarded advice that means nothing, but she already wants to date you. That's the hardest part.
Some people earlier in the thread mentioned dates to zoos and museums and shit. These seem like great options. Just go, enjoy were you are with her. As for potentially having sex, and you living with your parents... idk. I think it's too early for you to worry about that.
Final point: The fact that SHE approached and asked YOU out is a good thing, and a god send. It might be indicator that she has a personality that's willing to put up with and enjoy your quirks.
Good luck OP, I'm genuinely really happy for you.

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>>39451931
>>39452428
I've seen this plot before.


Don't fall for it, anon! If things go south you'll end up destroying her career or ruining your college experience for the next 4 years. Just stay as friends and keep it that way.

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>mfw OP will be banging a professor while his mom yells from downstairs if he and his girlfriend want more tendies

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>>39453514
>mfw first meeting between op's gf and his mummy will be a parent teachers conference.

> How do I impress an English College Professer.
>Where do I take her?

You take her to the fucking library of course.

>>39452902
pics pls (of yourself)

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>>39453601
>"Hmm, white boy. According to these documentations from your ancestors, I believe it is time you gave me those seminal reparations."

Wait so she is one of your professors? As in she teaches a class you're in? Tread carefully if that's the case, wouldn't be a fun experience for her if what she is doing with you got out.

>>39453475
>gives no explanation whatsoever.

ok

>>39453807
Are you fucking stupid? If he is one of her classes then it is definitely a breach of conduct and will get her fired. Some schools prohibit faculty/student relationships regardless of whether you are linked in any way academically as well.

>>39451931
Don't date a nigger. Have some standards.

>>39453688
That's probably why she told him not to tell anyone.

>>39453688
OP would become the most elite Chad in his school though so he wins regardless.

>>39453951
back to /pol/ you shitstick

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Good luck, OP.
Also please be as stealthy as possible, you wouldn't want any rumours spreading around.

What college do you go to, OP?

oren

hi anon, i am the guy who asked you to make a thread yesterday thank you for doing this! im glad everything worked out

>>39453951
how do you know shes black

>>39453688
Yes she teaches my English class. I don't have the social grace to talk to random professors.

>>39454214
This thread is a continuation of a thread yesterday.

>>39454349
Where're you gonna take her anon?

Sounds like what you've been doing has been working. As for living with your parents I wouldn't worry about it too much. Plenty of guys go to girls places these days. Keep doing what you're doing.

Make her your cum slave. As you're fucking her, tell her shes useless and her degree means shit and shes a worthless nigger.

>>39454486
I don't know. I was considering something fun and lighthearted like bowling or going to an amusement park then maybe dinner and drinks after.

Eng prof, acting like that, huh?
If I were you, I'd half expect her to suddenly without telling me publish some short story based on how much of a dumb awkward loser a character is, with a thank you page with my full name on it, virtue signalling about how brave I was to volunteer to have her base it on me. Or something.

>>39454839
That sounds fine, get her nice and drunk and have sex with her.

>>39451931
is this true or did you copy the plot to some manga?

Im super jealous OP thanks

>>39454992
But that's rape according to some people.

>>39452183
>but if she starts to think thatb you are you don't have any self-esteem, it's game over.
>and don't be afraid to open up
make up your mind

OP she is leagues above you mentally so you'll have to carefully give off the illusion you're more deep and intelligent than you are.

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>>39451931
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Godspeed, OP. Godspeed.

>>39455240
>carefully give off the illusion you're more deep and intelligent than you are
Seems easy enough.

>>39452902
OP please tell us what she is like. What would you rate her?

>>39455240
Because someone is above means that they'll spot the fake better and you shouldn't fake.

>>39451931
DO YOUR BEST OP!
You could have a nice and long relationship together. Please post an update which we can recognise in the future, I can't wait to hear about your snuggling and happiness.

>>39455240
OP seems like a smart guy in his own right from the thread yesterday so I doubt he'll need to pretend. The problem is shes far ahead of him in life, shes a college professor and hes nobody.

>>39454214
>>39454448
She's a black English professor? Good news, she's probably into plantation slave roleplay. Do you have a good Southern accent?

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>>39454648
This

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>>39454839
yes, Niko, I would love to go bowling!

Is OP getting BLACKED or is she getting BLEACHED?

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>>39453665
I'll lick your butthole clean miss black lady

DON'T FUCK THIS UP OP
if you can solidify a relationship with this financially stable professor you will be set for the next few years and enjoy poon on the daily.

no pressure

>>39457014
That seems really appealing to me, for a woman to have a career and stability
Seems really cozy, and would motivate me to get my shit together

>>39457014
>tfw you will never get taken cared of by an older woman
Why live?

>all these people promoting interracial relationships
the jews are out in full force.

>>39457596
Being happy with someone is better than thinking you're fighting the jews

The moment she finds out you frequent 4chan, and especially /r9k/, it's over.

It's time for you to flap your wings and begone from this place. Don't look back. You're ready now.

Good luck, anon.

>>39451931
You should tell her that you watch pseudo child porn Chinese cartoons.

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>>39457596
Dude, get over it...

>>39457842
How would she ever find out anyway.

>>39458170
If some anon emailed this thread to literally every English college professor in the world...

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>>39454077
>become elite chad for fucking an out of her prime nigger


never kek'd so hard in my life. He's already old as fuck to his peers as it is.

>>39453844
thats why you don't make it obvious, silly little faggot