BONE CHILLING SENTENCES

>if you get the ball just kick it away

>>39449600
>His dick is bigger than yours
My ex

>>39449600
>who wants to partner with anon?

>I have not been happy in this relationship for some time; leave me alone and I will get my things out i two weeks.

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>>39449623
Fuck. This one is so vague, yet so hard.

>you'll have to get a job and move out before the end of the year

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>>39449600
>Anon, why are you always so moody? We don't want you hanging out with us anymore, you're bringing us down.

>>39449600
>I know you'll make us proud, anon

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>You should talk more in the group chat anon

This won't be original but
>no

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>does anyone else think anon is still a virgin?

It's worse when they tolerate you and pretend to like you but don't invite you anywhere or to any group chats.

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>be me as nerdy 14 year old moving into new class
>relentlessly bullied, but have a successful, popular friend who takes pity on me, we'll call him C
>two girls pretend to find me attractive as a joke "oh anon your sooo hot" etc
>go along with it because at least they notice me
>two years later, one girl gets a boyfriend and moves on, the other I still remain fairly good friends with
>we still joke about being bf and gf
>start to wonder if she might genuinely like me, but honestly don't feel that much attraction to her so decide to leave it
>contemplate asking her to prom, but pussy out
>a year later I see her at a party, drunk and high
>"anon, can I tell you a secret?"
>holyshit.jpg
>"your friend C is sooo hot, I really had a crush on him back in school!"

Also, last month

>finally have balls to make a joke in class
>girl looks directly at me and says "shut up anon, no one likes you"

She was kinda half joking but still.

>Get a job
>You can't keep living for free
>What will you do when we (your parents) die?

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>You've at least... I mean... had relationships before right?

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>>39449923
I went through this recently. I was in a d&d group and they pretty much hated me the whole time. I was only there because two of the people in the group were my friends. Well, one of them was my friend, the other not so much now. They tolerated me once a week and pretended to like me, but there were plenty of times they hung out outside of playing the game that I wasn't invited to, that they ended up lying about as well. Eventually they decided to kick me out permanently. What made me angry most was their insistence that they still wanted to be friends with me and that I was welcome to hang out with them and that I was a really great guy, but my moodiness and argumentative nature was making them not want to play with me. Funnily enough it's been almost two weeks now and I haven't been invited to a single thing, despite their insistence that I would be and that I was still their "friend".

>anon you need to find people to hang out with, it's not good to be home alone all the time!

Don't bother with people, in the end they just let you down and you're even lonelier than you were before.

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>my but is gay for you
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>You will be completely forgotten.

>>39449600
>I will chill your bones

>you dont really like sex and girls do u u just pretend u do to please the world and satanic influence

>>39449877
What are you doing here Norman?
OreganagerO

>Be in group chat
>Chad asks if there is someone online
>Reply
>"You're just a useless piece of shit"

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2 stacys talking behind my back
>Stacy1: Do you think Anon is cute? (giggle)
>Sacy2: Eww of course not.
>Both laugh
Whats the point of shittalking behind someones back? Just fucking leave me alone

>>39449859
This is the one. I had everything going for me and I cocked it up. Now I wear a Walmart jersey and pray for death.

>do you have discord? :)
okys

>>39449600
>Look at how we're treating you yet you keep coming back

That hurt a lot

>>39450229
Literally what?

Orange tang

>>39449877
Group chat is fucking easy mode. Everyone has to see what you send. It's talking in a group irl that's awful.

>someone says "Hi!"

>>39449634
This reminds me of the hell that was grade school sports.
>how are you this bad anon lol
>why can't you throw?
>why do you even play this sport?
>you're so skinny...
I hated gym and I hated sports, still hate them to this day.

>She told me she isn't that into you.

>>39449634
Holy shit anon... The only accurate come back would be a 9mm bullet

>>39449882
Yet so fucking real...

>>39450837
>>39449634
>Yeah and your pussy is looser than hers.

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>don't you have any empathy?

>>39450895
And your tits are more saggy. I think she's just younger...

>>39450905
>good for you, pedophile. reporting you to the police

>>39450545
>Whats the point of shittalking behind someones back?
So you could hear it, obviously.

>>39449634
>His dick is bigger than yours
Instant boner

>>39450948
a KEK faggot

>Do you ever think about when you're outta here? Fly girl and fresh gear, outta here? Five thousand dollar love seat outta here? No doubt BDP is old school but we ain't GOIN out.

>>39450965
wtf they censored c u c k

>>39450982
Nah just when written in caps. cuck cuck cuck cuck

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>Anon why don't you have a partner yet?

This is why I don't blame school shooters for killing people.

>>39450896
my brother once said a was a cunty sociopath

>>39450998
That isn't very bone chilling, just annoying.

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>>39449600
>But why should it matter to you anon youre going to kill yourself anyways
>im having sex with him to make him happy

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>>39451037
>Just annoying

Not when I'm forced to walk around the room for 5 minutes with all the normies looking at me in disgust. I remember doing this too many times in my high school days.

most of these are normalfag shit

what number squared equals 3?

>>39451078
Post yours
originalisimo

>Did you honestly think you had a chance with Lindsey? Aaaawww. You know she likes Tyler.

>anyone got a mic?

>>39451074
Oh, you mean that kind of partner. I don't know that feel, whenever we needed to work in groups in HS, the teachers would divide up the class themselves.

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>>39449600
>sorry i didn't invite you, i didn't think you would want to come

>>39449650
>mfw there is an odd number of people in your class and the teacher puts you in a group with 2 stacy BFFs who look in disgust.

>You're a mess.
A fucking walmart greeter said this to me this morning. No, I don't work there. I'm a vendor in there thrice a week but still wtf. Every day gets worse.

>>39449600
Is that a quote from a girl? I don't think a guy would say something like that.

If that is from a girl why are you listening to her? Women are always wrong about who is wanted around because they only care about someones presence when it benefits only them. If she is saying that it means that you are detrimental to her or you are liked more thus you should always stick around. Always do the opposite of what a cunt says.

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>Wait you finished school? So what do you DO all day?

>Hey anon, how was your year break? going back to college?

>You remember when I told you my phone broke during my vacation... well...

>anon could you move out of the frame?

>>39449600
I wish that was the case. I'm asocial and yet people drag me out of the house all the time.

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>You're a nice guy and all...

>>39451191
It's not word for word but I recall some guys saying it back during my school days.

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>What happened to the old anon?
I dont know what happened either

>>39451178
I've always been wondering, why don't they welcome autists? I mean, we tend to be smart don't we? And they need a project done well.

>>39451524
because nobody likes you even when it would be advantageous

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>when friends find out you're a virgin

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>>39449923
Bad memories.

>started studying CS in university
>befriend some guys I think are enjoying my company
>one of them even invites me to his housewarming party
>they start an IRC channel to communicate because that is what CS students do
>ask for an invite
>they reject me and completely exclude me from future events without giving out even a half-assed explanation

>>39451619
Nerds can be the biggest most exclusionary twats I've found, worse than normies.

>You're never going to get any better, are you?
Said by my ex shortly before she broke up with me.

>>39451547
The question is why does it matter whether or not they like you? Did they go to high school to fuck around or study?

>>39450545
same thing happened to me
at my first day of HS

>>39451694
it's not about high school
they dont want you in their life, doesn't matter where they currently are or what they're currently doing

>>39451263
>anon could you move out of the frame?
That's the one

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>>39449600
>anon, I'm going to put ice on your bones

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>>39451474
Fuck. I got that recently too, from a longtime friend of mine.
>You aren't... you aren't YOU anymore Anon. You're not the guy I made friends with, you're all twisted up, cold and distant. What the fuck happened man?

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>>39451932
Had to chuckle m80
Cheerio

>>39449600
you hit too close to home anon, too close

>we make up lots of stories about what you do in our spare time anon!

t. my coworkers because I don't have a facebook or really see most of them outside of work

>>39451647
Agree. Had a group of computer kid D&D dorks run me out of the group within 20 minutes because the only girl there was all hot and bothered by me. Dunno why I'm not Chad. She was probably just doing it to anger them.

>>39449600
>we don't behave any differently when you aren't here anon

>Anon, thank you for not changing like everyone else. You really are the most constant thing in my life.
and then I left without warning.

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>>39449600
>"..."
Being ignored by people is the worst!

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>anon you drunk the bone freezing juice

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>Kill yourself, anon.

>tfw you're a literal madman and you actually did it and the person who told you to kill yourself is now a BBC cumdump in prison

>>39452568
are you a ghost now?

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>What are some of your hobbies anon?

>>39451184
>someone working at walmart calling you a mess
Shit dude wtf are you doing

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>have you ever done any drugs at all

you just know they think you're an antisocial loser when they ask this

>>39452576
No I just faked my death but being a spooky ghost sounds better desu

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>>39449600
>state 3 interesting facts about yourself

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>"What's your favorite ________, anon?"

>>39450545
at least they acknowledge your existence. I swear I can be an assassin because nobody even knows I am there

>>39452663
what would you do in this situation, realistically?

>>39449634
Your ex's dick was bigger than your's? Shame. I actually had an ex tell me while we were dating that her ex had a nine inch penis. The guy did yoga and one time when she asked me if i wanted to try yoga i told her she could kill herself.

>>39452758
I had to fill out this in an application, I said:
>I shadowed a BBC employee
>I like making youtube videos
>I received a school award
I am so fucking boring it is unbelievable

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>>39452825
oh
I'm asking because I'm going back to highschool on monday and I might have to do that too

>>39452663
>>39452758
>I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.
>I can cut a piece of cheese into 8 pieces with a single slice.
>I hit my head on a toilet really hard when I was little kid while I was messing around with my mom in the bathroom and I had to get rushed to the ER by my parents.

>>39451263
Graaaaaahh this hurts

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>>39450001
>that roll
So close yet so far.

>>39452908
guess I will just say
>my sister hit me in the head with a rock once
>when I was a kid I fell and cut my nose on a cupboard
>my cat feel of the balcony and died a month ago

>>39452663
>state 3 good qualities and 3 bad qualities about yourself

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>>39451173

ive had people say this to me on multiple occasions. i dont know what i do that makes people think this

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>>39449600
>we don't wanna be friends with you anymore stop following us.

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>>39453036
ok, this one is cheating

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>>39451647
The worst are theatre/band kids. They all have the 'we're so accepting like a family cuz we're like all unpopular and stuff lol' mentality. In reality they're even more cliquey and narcissistic than the Chads and Stacies, just way more desperate for attention.

>anon please stand up and answer the question

>you had a lot of potential, anon

>>39451173
This one is fucking bloodcurling.

>>39453195
Oh yeah I was friends with some people in secondary school but the minute one of them ended up in a band he shunned the fuck out of me and treated me like garbage,

They're huge fucking narcissists.

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>>39453195
Yeah in high school the band kids all thought they were amazing musicians and better than other kids who also played musical instruments. Then I out-drummed the drummer for the jazz band and that shut them up.

>>39453195
I was in a drama club. Everyone there seemed to feel that way, but they were mostly being honest. If anyone there was cliquey and narcissistic it was me. Also one or two others I guess, they were pretty low key about it.

Also my time there was one of my finer moments of autism. There were no less than 6 girls there that would've dated me if I wasn't such a retard. 3 in particular were really up for it and I didn't even realize it until it was too late.

>>39451178
First fucking day of school. I still remember it. I even did all the work.

>>39450001
Dp you reckon maybe you're horrible company?
Could actually be your fault you know.

>>39451184
That's my most hated phrase right there. Absolute fighting words.

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>i only dated you cause i felt bad

>i only see you as a brother

>we should see other people

>can't you just act normal

>stop being so weak

>you're pathetic

>>39450895
haha, that's right, if you insult her it will make up for not having anyone who likes you and enjoys your cock.
stop wasting time trying to get back at people who don't care about you, especially people who don't exist.

>>39453141
it's not what you DO but what you (most likely) DON'T do, you might lack enthusiasm, you'd do well to physically express your enjoyment more vivaciously.

>When are you going to start taking responsibilities?

>go fuck yourself anon, nobody else will

>>39451173
That one is the biggest bullshit

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>voted the most undateable person in HS as a "joke"
y-yeah, fuckin hilarious...

>stop trying to be funny, you're not funny

>see girl I've had a crush on for about 8 years now
>Anon! How are you? This is my boyfriend

>>39454330
Anon you are lying that can't be something that actually happened to anyone.

>it happened with like 4 guys

>>39451197
wait for people to acknowledge my existence just because i have a semi decent personally and attractive face

>I just matched up with Stacey from class
>I'm sure you must know what that's like anon

Was forced into a 4 man group with 3 normies in a college assignment and they start talking about tinder.
All I want is to just do my part of the task and be left alone.

>when i lost you for a sec i actually thought you jumped and offed yourself
Best friend after a hiking trip

>>39452807
>when she asked me if i wanted to try yoga i told her she could kill herself.

bro are you me? That's the exact sort of edgy douchebage response i gave my gf when she wanted
to take yoga from this filipino looking fucker

>>39450598
Story time!
do it

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>>39453195
And all of the heterosexual guys, who are usually extremely average or nerdy themselves, are protective to the point of obsession of their unlimited supply of free vagina. Band and theatre (especially theatre) are fuckfests for the handful of straight guys with an ounce of social skills. Another straight man entering theatre is a massive threat to the pasty chubster in the wire frame glasses who just made his way through four different redheads in as many months. They have a monopoly on the geeky, unaware girls who share their erotic fanfiction and draw fanart in the time between sexcapades and the girls are largely unaware of this, they can't let it change because without that environment they're incels.

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>>39452614
>people on /r9k/ talk about drugs
>can't do anything besides alcohol because its all illegal and I have literally zero connections
>also afraid of the law and won't do anything that could get me busted in a sting or imprisoned in general
I was /nodrugs/ before I turned 21, now I mix coffee and bourbon 50/50 and get drunk all the time.

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>>39449600
>tfw when her stacy friend gives you this look.

>>39454450
believe him, and consider yourself lucky you never had something like this in your school

>>39449600
>when stacies flirt with you in attempt to make you vulnerable so they can just hurt your feelings

i keep falling for it

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>you're so funny
>you're such a trip, man
>haha, you should record yourself for youtube.
>You just always have something to say that'll make some one laugh

>>39449937
I feel you man
Had a friend like that
Most bitches only talked to me to talk about carson
Damnit. fine I'll tell a story
>Be me, unnattractive yet funny and good friend
>All my friends are chads or normies
>My brother is a brad too
>surrounded by people proving everyday that I am a failure
>Have some friends over on my birthday and we get drunk as hell and even have a bitch over
>She gets fucked by my chaddest friend in MY bathroom
>"Omg Chad's cum tastes good"
I'm gunna cont this

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>"Nobody hates you anon. But nobody cares about you either."

>get ready, we are having visitors over

>>39455095
shit didnt mean to say his name

silence
like when nobody ever asks why I've never had a gf

>>39451647
This. same as a autists and ugly people.

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>name one person who'd notice

>>39450982
Let me try
KEK

>>39450001
Sounds like your an asshole

>>39449877
>you dont talk so much on the chat
>everyone else talking as if you never existed
>you say a few things, some joke
>chat goes dead for a minute
>everyone else resumes chatting without acknowledging your message

>>39450399
Kek based Chad

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>>39455826
>being invited to a chat

>>39453195

Holy fuckin shit you could not be more true. I took theatre as a blow off class to take away stress of all my AP classes and that was the biggest mistake of my fuckin life, I never spoke to anybody and we always had to pick a partner for every project which I would always have to do alone. I took it during my junior year of highschool and holy fuck that was when I understood the freshmen meme what the fuck, I still get triggered or angry if anybody mentions the class. Fuck them all

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>>39452517

Goddamn that's dumb but I laughed

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>anon did you just take a photo of me D:<

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> Why can't you be normal for one day, Anon? ONE DAY

My favorite teacher who I thought I got along with pretty well

>>39450784
Proof that nerds hate sports because they suck at them.

>You are a plague of society.

I just remembered what my teacher said about me on my absences in class.

>>39454801
What, hes probably a fat shit neet like me.

>BONE CHILLING SENTENCES
>What, hes probably a fat shit neet like me.

>how are you/are you feeling alright
>how was work/school/your day
>you seem down

Pretty much any variation of those. If I tell someone I don't want to talk about it, they keep pressing, like it was so terrible and I need to vent, but I really just don't want to talk about it.

Maybe I should appreciate their concern if it really is genuine, but I'd much rather talk about something interesting or just nothing at all.

>You will never amount to anything

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The worst feeling comes not from words but from the look my father wears on his face, he has so much to be disappointed by. He's 6'5 I'm 5'10, I'm 18 now so I may never grow any taller, every time i go out with him I stand in his shadow physically, mentally, and emotionally. His ambition led him to success and allowed him to provide a comfortable middle class life for his family and I still don't know what I want to do. I'm sorry father, I want to roam freely to see it all and if you want I can go away forever.

>The distance is to much and I have to focus on work and school.
>Can we just be friends because this isn't going to work anymore.
This one hurt alot because I felt so lied to. I felt like if she didn't love me enough to want to make it work she didn't love me at all.

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>>39456599
Oh yeah, I really dislike when people ask what I enjoy or want to do in regards to employment.

>>39456212
that's a pretty mean thing to say, especially if you were just a kid. What were you doing?

I remember when I was 14 my 'Friend' (Who was a girl) Told me and another one of my guy friends
>No offense but no girl would ever fuck want to fuck you
I came from a relitvely wealthy family so she followed up with
>Maybe if you gave me like 25k I would fuck you but I'd feel like a whore doing it
Wasn't even that unattractive I had some muscle on me It didn't help that the other kid lets call him Z just got dumbed because her and bunch of other of our 'friends' went up to his GF and said
>You could do better you know
I laughed at it and I regret to this day thankfully Z and I are still friends

>>39456996
What pisses me off about Z losing his GF is that it wasn't his fault it was are friends basically bullying his GF and by extension Z by saying "You could do better" I should have stopped talking to them after that

>>39456681
I have a smiler story
>GF wants to break up because 'I don't feel the same way about you any more'
>'No hard feelings :)'
We hang with the same group of friends so we still knew each other 3 weeks after we break up I see here walking to class and say hey she just looks at me and starts walking faster as if I had never met her before and I was being weird god I'll never forgive her

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>me and a friend hanging out together, both major losers
>him being incredibly self-deprecating, while i try to hide it, trying to think i'm normal
>we've gotten to know a girl over the last couple of weeks, basically just because she's the girlfriend of a friend of ours.
>she comes over to us one day in school
>my friend says:"you know, me and david don't have any female friends. it's nice of you to hang out with us"

not 100% topical, but still bone chilling. feel like it solidified my position in life for some reason.

>>39452157
When I was in middle school my friends knew this substitute teacher that lived nearby to them and they said to my face
>Oh ya we like make fun of you with him
They said it as if it were funny but I just didn't get it

>>39455095
>>39455205
Still going to continue the story, anon?

>>39452157
...that doesn't really sound mean 2bh. just really, really weird.

>>39449600
I don't think I love you anymore.

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>>39456830
I corrected his pronounciation of Wehrmacht. Then I had this song stuck in my head that I was just kinda moving my head to and he said it was distracting. As seniors (high school) we got crowns for a pep rally that day. I had two so I wore one upside down and the other regular, so it looked like a helmet kinda like pic related except less nigger and less autistic. He got upset when I then closed me eyes cuz I hadn't blinked in a while, yelled that at me, then threw me out of class.

>>39450001
IKTF Anon, truth is that you were never their friend, you were just there as a placeholder. You get a unique feel of being able to look into a friendship group but not actually be a part of it. Its the equivalent of being friendzoned but you aren't even friends, just something to be used.

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>If I looked like you, I'd probably kill myself
>why does anon look so creepy
>you look like a child molester

>>39457433
you're obviously weird, he had every right.

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>You have such a nice smile, Anon, you should trying smiling more.

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>>39452568
>BBC cumdump
You made me choke on my dinner desu

>>39457433
YOU WERE JUST BEING YOURSELF
WHY DOES SOCEITY HAVE TO DO THAT TO US?

>>39451694
It is guilt by association, they think their reputation would be tarnished by being with you. That is all, just nothing more than for their own egos.

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>>39449600
>Anon you know you kinda lean when you walk
I was a pretty tall kid but had nerd posture from a computer addiction
>...n-no I don't...
>Yeah you do man, everyone says it even (enter other close friend here)

The pain isn't as bad as before, but it still hurts...

Make it stop...Y-YAMEROOOOOOOO

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>So what are your plans for the weekend, Anon?

Teacher calls me and some stacy's name to be partners in a lab for today

>"EWWWWW NOOOO WHYYY UUUUUUUUUUUGH"

I ended up working alone on the lab which I wanted and was gonna ask, but still.

>>39457752
oh man this reminds me of something during high school. me and some friends were walking from our neighborhood along this long as fuck street to get downtown. all the way down there we sport a few people walking towards us, can't really make out who they are. get closer, turns out they're some girls from school. get down to them, start to talk a little awkwardly since we're all awkward. my friend say something like "yeah we thought it were you guys, so we went over". then one of the girls say
>haha we spotted you right away david!
i have no fucking idea what she meant. i'm as tall as the other guys, how did they see it was me, but couldn't identify the others. literally bugged me for months. did i walk like a zombie or something? wish i had asked what she meant, but that could have gotten weird.

>>39453141
Because they don't want you there. They just spin it so it seems like you rejected them so you don't feel bad

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>>39457822
>Oh, you know, just relaxing and and taking it easy

>>39457174
does your friend have autism?

>>39457853
Why do they always have to do that overly dramatic scenes when they have to interact with us? Surely it cant feel that great to put someone down.

>>39457903
nah, just
>woe is me, i'm such a loser
he's kinda sociable some days with the right people. also he was VERY sheltered.

>>39449600
only a snobby woman would say something like that.

also, dubs checkd.

>>39451263
>anon could you move out of the frame?
REEEEEEEEEE

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>we didn't plan you but we were drunk and mom didn't want us to get an abortion

>>39449600
>girl sees eczema on my legs
>EEEW ANON DO YOU HAVE HERPES ON YOUR LEG
>someone else in class instantly says "how could HE get herpes"
>get laughed out of class

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>You remind me of Michael Scott from the Office, anon

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>''You're too tall to be a girl''
>''You can't be cute in your height''
>''It's not that I'm ignoring you it's just that I don't have fun talking to you anymore'
>''Wish I never met you''

>>39458061
>sex ed in school
>taught how to put on condom, using banana
>chads take a few extra condoms from the bowl, no one seems to bother
>the bowl is right next to me
>feel pressured to take some for myself, the girls notice it and look like i just vomited on their cat
>guys laugh at me

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>You're such a downer, Anon. Just being around you makes me sad.

>>39458103
I'm a man and that cuts deep

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>>39458103
Are you single? I'd love to have a tall gf.

>>39458103
a girl in my middle school class was tall as fuck, she walked with a bit of a slouch, probably to hide it. kinda awkward and quiet

she's a model now

so there's that

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>>39450713
>easy mode

>send message thinking im contributing to the conversation
>nobody replies
>everyone can see that everyone else has seen and ignored it
>someone else brings up a completely new topic
>instant replies

If you have never experienced this then you are not, i repeat, NOT a robot.

>>39458109
the same fucking thing happened to me

>summer is over anon, why don't you have a tan?

Fuck.

>>39458198
>back at school in September
>all my classmates are genuinely surprised i have a tan
>someone starts a rumor that i went to a tanning salon to fit in

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>>39458109
>>39458061
Pardon me if I sound like an absolute edge lord, but it's people like this why I feel no sympathy for some of these school shooting victims, the guilty ones at least. Sorry you were humiliated like that anons.

>>39458173
>being in a group chat
>owning a phone
>your opinion mattering
>ever
>telling anyone else they aren't robots
kek

>>39458213
i'm eczema anon. Honestly people thought i was gonna shoot up the school for the first 3 years. I'd never hurt an innocent person though.

>>39450399
Tell "chad" to kill himself

>I can't imagine you being someone's boyfriend
Fuck me i already have issues with women, why do you have to tell me this kind of shit

>>39458173
>not posting gore and loli in group chats
normie

>>39450545
same shit happened to me, i was mid shit and people were talking about how dumb i was in the bathroom

>>39458213
>>39458109
i've had much, much worse, but this has a bonus sting to it because it's sexual.
>>39458181
probably lots of others too, sex ed is awful.

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>>39457369
If you think that's weird then you'll love the fact that they also talk about different females they think I'd make good babies with apparently. Also something one of my female coworkers informed me about today.

>>39455088
Same here, the sad thing is these normans thing I'm joking a lot when 90% of the time I'm not, and one time my normie boss was liking out loud at somethin I said when it was never a joke

>>39458284
>being the one faggot who spams group chats with dumb images he thinks are funny
>being the one guy that everyone in the chat hates but doesn't tell him he's fucking annoying
I hope you know that people make new group chats without you

>two girls come up to me in school to ask which girls i like
>like one of them a kit, but don't want to disappoint any of the others
>respond: "i don't like any of you"
>"well we don't like you either"
>they run away

fucked up, and i have continued to fuck up in similar situations ever since.

>>39458329
honestly that's not so weird. kinda like saying "you'd be a good baby".

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>Anon, you don't watch [normie show]? What a weirdo.

>>39449600
>"anon if you don't pay your insurance they'll revoke your license, you didn't know this?

Here I thought I could just not crash and itd all be good

>>39458394
i mean "you'd be a good couple"

>>39457524
I'm confused, when did I ever say anything contradictory to that? If I never did then why are you telling me this?

I've heard so many of these before, but why? why, what's wrong with me. what's wrong with all of you I genuinely don't know. I know people will say autism but what's the real problem?

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>>39453195
>get job at a pizza place
>not good at interacting with customers, not good at anything you do in a pizza place
>supervisor asks me if I was in drama club or class
>obviously understand what he was driving at, but answer the question in an honest and frank manner
>"no, I wasn't in theater. Honestly, I didn't take too many specialized courses to begin with"
I took a job somewhere else.

>>39458442
i was just disagreeing with
>that's a pretty mean thing to say, especially if you were just a kid.

>>39458446
too self conscious, lack of self confidence, no understanding of social cues usually.

>>39458446
well i've posted four or five of these and i tend to post them all the time.

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>the longer i look at these threads the more blocked memories i remember

>>39458484
sounds about right, oh and crippling self hatred

>>39458547
oh boy do i have a lot of that

>>39458514
dug up an old one where my mom is washing me in the bathtub, couldn't be more than 4
>anon, you're getting really fat

oh look, now i'm only 95 pounds, would you look at that,

>>39458566
when you're 4 i don't think it's meant as a legitimately insulting thing more like an "i love my kid and i'm just talking about random shit" way

>>39458587
well it didn't work out like that

>arrive at a party with extroverted friends who i dont like spending time with
>friend takes me aside
>"you're all sweaty, go into the bathroom and wipe it off"
>devastating defeat
>cry in the bathroom

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>>39458357
>not being that guy
t. normalfag

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>>39458564
seems everyone on here has, and we're not very kind to eachother either which i find weird. guess we see ourselves in eachother and attack it with the same self hatred

>>39458626
i used to stuff toilet paper under my arms when i went to parties. also picked out shirts that would hide stains. i was a fucking faucet. never had anyone do this though.

>>39458661
that's exactly what i do, i want to attack other people with the same weakness i have to try and get them to abandon it in hopes they improve themselves

>>39458475
You're responding to the wrong person then anon :(

>>39457610
Yep. Parents always ask why I don't smile while taking pictures. I tell them time and time again that I have a shitty smile, yet they still pressure on me smiling.

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>>39458398
I've gotten something similar over not having a kikebook

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>>39458677
lmao im gonna do that in the future, and the fucking handsweat, I've even had footsweat that left prints on the floor and people noticed them so had to be the "nomad autist" and move around in case they tracked me down. hate that people always shake hands but i guess hugging is even worse since im a power manlet and have hit people on the throat with my shoulder before.

>>39458738
>you're obviously weird,
no, you were the weird one, so i responded to you. it was still in the chain, thought you'd understand it.

>>39449600
Can you even imagine what it's like for someone to want you around?
I told this to some anon a while back and he told me it hurt to read, but I only shared a feel I knew well

>>39451977
all you had to do was bee urself anon

>>39458729
you think hate will work? I think we hate as a defense to keep people away cuz we wanna see who cares enough to get close anyway

>>39458864
Again, correct, you don't need to tell me that you should tell other Anon that

>>39458925

this seems accurate

as an older anon let me tell you; the answer is probably no one. and if there is anyone, you'll push them away.

>>39458925
The hate doesn't work but i usually do it to try and make people less vulnerable and weak, still it's probably better to not do it.

>>39458948
i've still got a few people that despite my anger have stuck by me

but' i'm probably close to losing them

>>39458948
how old is an "older anon"?

>>39458941
it was in the chain, i'm sure he saw it

>>39459028
I sorta get it, when you've overcome something you hate to see it in others and almost take the role of a mean drill sergeant

>>39456255
Am I supposed to like losing?

>>39457923
shit, both of you sucks am I right

>>39458103
We actually don't care for you, they are sending (you's) just because you have a vagina

in high school for homecoming some girls were forced to ask me to their group

nobody wanted to but eventually some girl stepped up in order to go in the group. The fucker made a pun and shit and involving coca cola. The fucker couldn't even bring me a can of coke to go with the sign. All the girls were laughing too. Pretty shitty thing being at the butt of the joke

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>nobody likes you
someone said it
mfw it was the truth

>>39449600
ow my bones

>>39458838
>Deancuck

>>39449600
Why don't you have a girlfriend? Are you gay??

I can't explain to them without basically saying im autistic

>>39455095
>host a party
FUCKING NORMIEEEEEE

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>>39459306
Had a girl I met online ask me why I'm a single. I basically told her it's because I don't try very hard (which is true) and I can put people off with my social retardation. She said it couldn't be that bad. We meet up on a date and then she never contacted me again.

>>39459355
I laughed irl sorry

>>39459192
in my country we don't have proms or homecomings, but we have a christmas ball. when we get there we form a line, one for boys and one for girls. first in line of the girls gets first in line of the boys and so on. supposed to be fair

the only year i bothered going (only because my parents forced me to) my dad dropped me off kinda late and i was last in line. there were more boys than girls in the school, so we were six guys without a partner. we got a table for ourselves where we were supposed to eat, there was catering before the dance. all the other guys with me had girlfriends who they matched up with by dragging their chairs over to other tables. i was left alone. i didn't have any friends on other tables, and the autist that i am i couldn't leave anyway since that was my designated table. i sat there all alone eating cold beef stroganoff for half an hour while all the others were chatting and looking at me. needless to say i left before the dance started, then waited outside for an hour and a half before my dad showed up.

>>39449817

This hits home.

Repress emotions or be ostracized. Life is just a series of choices between the pit and the pendulum.

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>>39459400
It's fine. I'm used to it. That's happened to me about half a dozen times. I can't get over that first impression hump no matter how hard I try.

>>39459306
TRUST ME, it's better when they still keep asking. Me and my brother are both single, he's one year older. My parents and cousins still keep mentioning it to him, ans asking him about girls, but they've stopped bringing it up with me. Even they know I'm hopeless.

>>39459456
i have a friend with aspergers who has your problem. he once tried to kiss a date during dinner at a restaurant, without asking. she left. he told me he got upset over her not kissing him back like in the movies. are you one of those?

>>39459457
I never really thought of it like that. I just really don't like it because I hate to lie so I have to go "uhh im not really the type of guy who could do that". Everyone in the family is listening to my answer including my chad cousins. They ask "what do you mean". I say "you know haha" and they go "no i mean, really, tell me why".

>>39459456
but hey, someone has agreed to go on a date with you. that's more than i have to show for myself

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Walk up to someone then say hey at a comfortable distance.

>Oh shit, Anon, you scared me.

>>39459491
God no, I'm not that bad. I just spill my spaghetti and say dumb things. However, I think this last one didn't contact me again because we disagreed on politics and she couldn't get over that.

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>>39459306
I stopped going to family gatherings because of this. I dunno if they ask because they're genuinely curious or they like to stick their nose in my business.

Regardless, I don't think they're able to comprehend someone being completely undesirable and thus being a KHHV.

>>39453195
I know this is a 6 hour old post but I just had to "this" this post. I did plays in high school and if you weren't exactly like the crowd you didn't make any friends. There was a few guys I could casually talk to every now and then but I was basically alone except for the 1 guy I came in knowing.

>>39459505
I do have some hope. I can get girls interested in me when we're talking online and I have time to think about what to say to them. I just don't know how to transfer that over to the actual meeting.

>>39459571
I remember when I was young and into sports. About 10, and there was this kid who was a loser kid and didn't like sports. In front of everyone I'd go "so anon why haven't you found a sport yet". I have no idea the psychology behind it but it was basically me flaunting my superiority while focusing everyone elses on his inferiority. I think that's what my Chad cousins are trying to do.

>>39450991
Cuck is censored? On 4chan?

>>39458398
Literally no one says this what the fuck

>>39459605
don't force anything I would say, just go with the flow and don't betray who you are. and getting girls interested sounds like a first step, I believe in you anon you can do it!

>>39458061
stand up for yourself and tell them to fuck off

>>39459645
>you dont watch rick and morty?
>but its so funny

>tfw no one ever talks to you outside of a couple of friends

>>39459668
No

>oh ok it's funny you should watch it though

Uhh maybe/Nah I'm good

>>39459661
i did, that's why they though i would shoot up the school for the next year and a half.

>>39459716
You either just already look like a school shooter or you were just interacting with people that have never been in society. Telling people to fuck off after they make fun of a physical condition is normal.

>>39459633
I thought of this as well but with them being family I figured they just don't understand my situation, who knows. Normies are strange beings.

>>39457123
that didn't make me smile :(

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>>39458357
what if you're being that guy on purpose in a discord you don't want to be in because you know the mods are too pussy to kick you and you know you're making some literal faggots mad and it gives you glee?

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>tfw you can relate to nearly every greentext itt
it's too much

>>39459135
You're supposed to get good you fucking faggot

>>39460152
>tfw you couldnt of just said all of them
>now I think you obviously excluded mine

>>39459425
>Christmas ball
Hello Cinderella.

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Was anyone else here essentially a ghost in high school?
Most of these have never been said to me cause nobody talked to me.

>>39460208
the one with the pizza and the tan are left out. My co workers have asked why I'm always dreary looking but that's it. I have naturally bronze skin so every staying a basement lair I retain the tan.

>>39460299
Most of the time. This is what was said to me the few times I did speak up.

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>tfw have always been so isolated and indistinct that I haven't had enough contact with other people throughout my life to have anything said to me burn into my brain

>>39460299
One person actually called me a ghost before in High School.
Also yes I was btw. High School was a big missed oppertunity for me. Plus life got worse when I got fat later on, now I feel like I missed out on life itself big time, enough to want to "reroll" my life. I feel real lost and sentimental

>oh, you left last night? (didnt notice)

>all you're good at is getting drunk sitting in your room
thanks sis

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>>39450545
this shit has happened to me.
People like this should be put in fucking ovens.

>>39450545
A girl in middle school commented that I "got uglier over the summer" litterally behind me. I guess I cant argue with that really, life sucks

>>39451184
Walmart greeter calling you a mess..
I'm trying really hard to think about something worse but I got nothing

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> Stop trying to funny anon
> Why would you push me into an ugly guy
> Everyone totally thinks you're going to shoot up this place
> You're fucked up looking
> haha you totally got friendzoned and that's why she hates you.

>>39449937
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs

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>>39458375
>"i don't like any of you"
COLD BLOODED

>>39449600
>"You barely do any of the work and don't talk to anyone, why do you even come here?"

>>39451619
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
kekekekkekekekkekekekekke

>>39453920
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
kekekkeke

>>39454330
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
lollolololololololo

>>39450545
THIS. I EVEN HAD A HAMPLANET MUDSHARK DO THIS TO ME WITH HER EMO WHORE FRIEND RIGHT BEHIND ME!

>>39460721
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>39460614
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
hopefully4chandoesntstillrecognise this asspam

>>39460787
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
heynowheynowheynowheynow

>>39460801
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
howdoyoufeel
loveforreal
howyouwantmeto
howdoyoufeel

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>That wasn't funny.
>You're not funny, Anon.

>>39460842
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
how do you feel

>>39460660
>>39460681
>>39460702
>>39460715
>>39460745
>>39460787
>>39460801
>>39460819
>>39460856
Where the fuck are the Mods when you need them?

>>39459557
>talking about politics with a woman
Never do that mistake again. Woman try to bring politics into a conversation not because of actual debate, but something to relate with. If you didn't support or vote for whoever they also supported, they'll believe "ugh, he's not right for me, we think different." Try avoiding talking about politics if they start talking about it, that's when they want to know how "compassionate" you are. Just brush it off.

>>39460856
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs
>>39460864
https://youtu.be/Bepx3YKtJfs

>>39460865
This. Also, if your beliefs differ from theirs enough they will tell all their other cunt friends in an attempt to sabotage you. Literally the reason why I have to hide that I'm right wing populist (softcore natsoc)

This person isn't receiving messages from you right now

>>39460865
Yeah, I tried to avoid politics, because the first time we talked on the phone she brought it up and got audibly frustrated with the fact that I'm a Trump supporter. I stupidly brought up politics during our date and I knew it was all downhill from there.

>>39461130
You have to understand that Dems view Trump supporters as absolute retards

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>>39449877
Happened to me so much I quit trying to play competitive TF2. I comm in game just fine, but I never joined in on fun discussion before/after matches.

>>39449918
One time a girl asked me if I was gay, and when I asked why she asked she said that she knew I was a kissless virgin and wanted to help me come out of the closet if I was gay.

>>39457610
>teacher at the door greeting students as they walk into class
>"you need to smile before coming into my classroom, anon!"
>try to smile
>teacher looks away

>>39461159
I know this, but again I always spill my spaghetti and say dumb shit when I meet them irl. Had I not brought up politics, we'd probably still be in communication and going out. Oh well. Such a shame she couldn't get over the fact that people have different views on things, because we had a lot in common.

>>39455136
this. so much this. I might as well be an ikea furniture since I blend in so easily in the decor

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>>39450545
I had something similar happen to me in 11th grade, i somehow gathered the courage to turn around and say "I can hear you, cunts"
>mfw it actually shut them up

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>be in guild for a year
>guild leader asks if I'm okay
>say I'm enjoying the new patch
>he says no how are you doing, you always sound so sad when you talk
I think it's that time of the expansion I find a new guild again

>Hanging out in dorm room with 3 other guys and a girl.
> Girl says "I'm hungry, I could really go for Taco Bell right now."
>Turns to guy next to her "John do you wanna go?"
>Then turns to guy next to him "Paul do you wanna go?
>Skips over me and turns to guy next to me.
>"How about you George, you wanna get Taco Bell too?"
>All 4 of them get up and go leaving me there.

>Actually, God has punished me with you, Anon. You don't leave me alone.

We hardly ever talk... I tried to start the conversation like the old times when she acted autistic like me but...why?...why I still caring her...?

>>39449600
>I have a lot going on right now, how about we just stay as friends?

>chatting up a girl
>"blah blah blah... My boyfriend..."
Heartbreak

>>39452663
>>39453036
Pass
oG

>>39453850
>>39455821
FUCK OFF /tg/ NORMIES.