post yourself as a bf and find that fembot or trapbot who loves you

Can you post the template friendo?

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>>39449333
dont have it, but i made this shit, maybe it can work too

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>impIying fembots are reaI

>>39449463
pls b my bf you sound cute

>>39449638
where do you live and are you female or trap/gay

>>39449302
are all robots this narcissistic?

>>39449658
not him but
UK Gaybot here

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kiss me

hugs are ok too

this is really pathetic. I can't imagine anyone who posts on r9k looking for someone to date can be over the age of 20. please kill yourselves.

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This creation looks gay as fuck.

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The worst part is, I actually said all of these at one point

>>39449759
Are you a trap?

My radar is dinging

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>>39449973
>you watch/play/read western shit?

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Thread is dead, but since I already made it, might as well post it.

>>39450425
Seem like a cool dude

>>39450451
Maybe if I could become more emotionally attached to people I would be.

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>>39450045
i'm a special kind of trap

the kind that makes you think they're a trap,
but they're actually just a normal guy

with kind of a feminine personality i guess

>none of these posting contact info / discord

>>39450520
None of us actually think there's any fembots I guess.

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Y'all bitches got some bad taste in men.
So terrible I question your authenticity as fellow womenz.

Here's my ideal bf. He's better than your ideal bf.

>>39450520
I think some of them will post info if someone says they're down.

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>>39450519
Like setting a landmine behind a snare

They get confident after evading first trap to fall for the real one

Cheeky

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Not looking for anyone at the moment, I just wanted to make this for fun.

everything about this is true, except for my body, but I wish I was an everlasting undead with a beret and tracksuit.

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Myself as a gf I guess. I hope I did this right.

>>39450943
You sound sweet, post contact

>>39450943
time to wife you

>>39451112
>>39451143
You pathetic nigger faggots, stop being pathetic nigger faggots. Fucking hell.
>>39450943
And now post the real version not some made up lie, roastbeef.

>>39449302
you sound like a total tryhard

the kind that is a failed normie and a beta

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I'd date him

>>39451112
storyweaver#8598

Discord maybe?

>>39451196
I dont think im a beta at all, if that means what i think it means.

Im definitively a failed normie/cyborg however.

>>39449808
>you are not my gf, I don't want commitment
Fucking slut

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Okay, I posted myself as a BF.

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I think this is the most pathetic image I've ever created.

>>39451416
>Little girls are hot, I suppose.
lel'd

>>39451506
>tfw that's all kinda hot
would be even better if manlet

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>>39451181
>comes to /r9k/
>expects there to be no pathetic nigger faggots

>>39451554
Lolis are legitimately one of my only interests.

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This image macro isnt gonna woo anyone but hey I had some fun making it.
Plus I sorta didnt put all of my negative traits onto it

>>39450943
curious about the two separate rooms thing

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>>39451649
better version actually

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>>39449302
a real catch!

>>39451668
I guess that I like my space while I'm sleeping. I've shared my bed with my sister when I was younger and it was a bother in the middle of the night with sheets everywhere and sticking out limbs.

Also separate bedrooms will allow us both our own space and we can join together when needed.

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trapbots pls go

>>39451968
that's cool, and who's your husbando?

>>39452046
Erwin Smith.

>>39452058
Posh name. Can I see your garden?

>>39452108
It's dark outside unfortunately and it's very much a work in progress.

>>39452126
yurop? what do you have in it?

>>39452146
UK. Right now some herbs, some annuals, growing carrots to have for Christmas dinner, erm... some shrubs. It's being worked on at the moment so hopefully I can design a new flower bed.

>>39452172
we spoke before I think
good luck on the garden

>>39452216
Oh neat. Thanks.

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Don't mind me.
I'm lonely.

>>39452544
God damn it, why'd you have to be Australian? The Universe hates me.

>>39452599
Oh, I'm not. I just love Australians.

>>39452632
What country do you live in then?

>>39449658
Florida
Female

>>39452660
The United States.
And you?

>>39452575
whats so embarrassing about it?

>>39452689
Also in the United States, specifically in North Carolina.

>>39452689
>>39452632
>>39452544
It's less like "boring attention whore gf" and more like "tripfag that is a stacy lying on /r9k/ gf

No girls where I live
Florida is hell

>>39452789
Good for you, salty anon.
Unfortunately, I don't have any friends, and nobody thinks I'm attractive, but yeah, I'm totally a Stacy, sure.

>>39452823
not him, but
>gets a bf request after a singular post
>

I'm not even women hating, and I have a gf, but girls on the internet have it on easymode

>>39452544
will you be my triploser gf? do you have contact?

>>39451817
What's your MBTI anon
do tell
yes

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A trap unfortunately
Please someone talk to me

>>39452929
let me fuck your butt bridge troll

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>>39452945
a-are you sure about that, anon..?

>>39452985
even more now

>>39452995
Do you have a bridge troll fetish?

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Hello, talk to me

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>>39449302
couldnt even be fucked drawing something decent.

>>39451416
You sound like me before I became wonderful. Minus the lilu stuff.

>>39453095
hey, you're boring desu

>>39453076
Do you have skype or discord and want to voice chat?

>>39453155
>>39453108
Sunny#2020.

>>39453119
you're actually a girl. Like, a girl in a boy's body. You're probably one of the most legitimate candidates for a transgender in the entire 21st century so far

>>39449463
I fucking hate you. You seem like you'd be such an insufferable shithead.

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>>39453214
Damn shame I'm a male(male).

Im into tomboys though. Especially if they're like the tomboys in my magical icelandic rune-cartoons.

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The shirt IRL doesn't look as bad as the drawn one I swear.

>>39453337
>nogunz
>liberal
i thought having no guns for citizens was about the most polar opposite of "liberal" there is on the planet? why is liberalism now associated with gun control? what's liberal about that? have i been living under a rock?

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*doesnt respond to text message*
"Can i teach you the binary number system?"
"Can i call you pet names?"
"Make me do something today please"
"Let me cook you a steak, no you can't have it well done"
"God you suck at video games"
"Those pants make your butt look big"
*buys all clothes from Sams Club*
"Cant wait for you to get pregnant with atleast three kids"
"Is a prenup okay?"

>>39452879
I'm 90% sure i'm ENTP. What about you anon

>>39453337
It was all good until
>im going to pin you against the wall and bite your neck
gtfo you fucking animalistic pseudo dom degenerate

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Kill me. I don't wish to live on this gay Earth anymore.

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>>39449302
At least I was honest

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>>39453410
Aw cmon anon. We can be degenerates together.
>>39453358
You're right, if we go by the classic definition. Maybe I should change that to leftist.

>>39452415
Another ham!
[Spoiler]please be gay[/spoiler]

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i cannot post correctly

Why won't anyone talk to me
I'm lonely and I just want friends
I am >>39452929

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I cut down my hair by a lot, but it used to be curly and reach my neck

>>39453746
do you want to play euiv with me

>>39449759
>chinese food
chinese/japanese/whatelse food is best food. I always go to these restaurants whenever I'm given the choice.

How do english speakers call those haircuts that are almost bald, but not exactly bald, whenever I go to the barber I say 'I want machine 2 on top and 1 on the sides', that is roughly translated since I don't know the terms. please help.

Also why are you drawing clothes and all, you're making me feel lazy. I wish this was pure greentext desu.

>>39454168
crew cuts..?

>>39452698
Why the fuck did a Janny / mod remove my post?

>>39454219
no, it's when you shave your head almost to the point of baldness, but you still have a bit of hair. It's like the skinhead haircut but with some actual hair.

>>39454307
It's called an undercut. You are horrible at explaining it in English though.

>>39452680
florida is pretty far
i live in VA
do u have like a discord or something?

>>39454168
>>39454307
>>39454351
He means a buzzcut.

>>39452172
>UK
PLEASE BE IN BRISTOL

>>39452544
Why is there someone else called Sunny.
I am Sunny too. And there's also this other girl called Sunny.

I feel bad now.

>>39454423
Nope, I'm not sorry.

>>39454351
it's not an undercut, how the hell do you go from what I said to undercut.
>you shave your head almost to the point of baldness
>It's like the skinhead haircut but with some actual hair
how do you go from this to undercut, I have no idea.
>>39454396
thank you, does it haves other names?

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>>39454396
>2 on top and 1 on the sides

>>39452929
What is your discord, anon? I'll be your friend

>>39452929
Discord please

>>39452002
You seem cool m8. I wish I had a friend to discuss reactionary literature innawoods with

>>39449302
wow you are literally me besides the autism

>>39453516
>are you 12?
>has a 12 year old's hair

>>39454424
What the heck? I'm Sunny too.

>>39454547
>shows disinterest in 4chan which in turn drives away normans
You're doing God's work

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so, any takers?

>>39454804
>longboarding, the jobless teenager mode of transport
>weedman
Nah

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H-here I go!

filename

>>39452929
post discord i am in need of a cute trap gf

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I put waaaaay too much effort into this

I hope it's not too much

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I think thread died, rip.
If anyone wants to talk i would like to, you don't have to be a girl. Not into guys anymore though.

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this was gay

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Depressed Orthodox Weeaboo bf

>>39455705
ayy nibba I am a guy but if you have discord ill talk with u

>>39456114
Sure dude, post it.

>>39456129
Dr.Meme
#1196

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My usual responses to my "friends".

>>39453337
Ear and neck bites are the best
It always gives me thrills

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I want warm people to share warm emotions with but everyone is so cold in this world

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it's just me myself and IBS

Why are mods deleting perfectly valid posts?

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this is me i think

you guys sound very cute

>>39455705
>>39456584
>have you heard of eva
kek

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>tfw no 5'10 or under bf who sports tacky poor facial hair, dresses like a homeless person/skater and is overconfident always willing to do something new
>they will never take me on adventures and vice versa, go street prowling and get into bar fights with retards
>these kinds of people rarely exist, and when they do they aren't gay, and they're a women they're a dyke or a retard

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i made it as accurate as possible

>>39454804
Are u a boy or a girl desu

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I think there's a kikebook page that might be stealing these pics.

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pls no bully
(i'm so lonely)

>>39457558
Who are you? Str8? Gay?
You sound qt

>>39457850
link it
i wanna see the normies laughing at us

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Repost, forgot a word in one of the sentences
as usual

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This was the best I could do. Not really used to making this kind of meme.

>>39457146
Do you really think that?
Please don't play with my emotions anon.

>>39458099
yes
if i wanted to play with emotions i would have said the same thing to everybot in this thread

>>39457898
Hey you sound nice wanna talk on discord or something?

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this thread is super GAY and BAD

>>39458192
I don't use discord but you can have this: [email protected]

>>39458272
wow you sound really, really annoying

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I'm a walking punchline.

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>>39449302
>tfw yours fits me pretty well
made a new one just for the sake of originality...

>>39457980
str8, but t-thank you anon

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>>39458393
Is that you? You seem SO cute.

This is mine btw. I feel I missed a few things. Hmu at Kediny#4131 if you want.

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>>39450943
very cute anon, if i was lesbian I would date.

would date:
>>39451506
>>39451634
>>39451668
>>39452002
>>39453746
>>39456060
>>39456584
>>39456945
>>39458393

>>39458593
sonic 2 is one of those games where I like it in my brain but when I play it almost every level is annoying to me

>>39458556
anon that posted this here, just realized that that seemed a flirt, I was NOT flirting kek

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>>39458593
>drinking semitic fluids
>depression

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>>39449302
________BOO
SHOFG
GHOST
DOOOM
Hey there;;;
- .... . .-. . / .- .-. . / ... --- -- . / - .... .. -. --. ... / .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-- --- .-. - .... / -... --- -- -... .. -. --.

>>39458393
Please please post contact I like u and ur shirt

>>39458593
If its real its nice, but its not real and its not nice.
Also, r9k, unfortunately.

>>39458593
You got some contact info
Id love love to chat

>>39458593
>I drew you in milsurp because that's my fetish

that's the stuff right there

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chubs only

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Can't imagine there's any fembots left down here.

Still worth the effort.

>>39449302
This is almost me btw

>>39459300
Is it because we are all the same? I've noticed I relate to almost all the bfs in this thread.

>>39458593
would date you too (if christian)

>>39459317
Thats true tho, what a shame I'm not gay.

>>39458593
please be my friend I just made a person eu4 mod for rp purposes today and need someone to sperg to
>>39451668
me btw

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where's my outdoorsy gf that doesn't mind my anxiety

>>39459499
*personal eu4 mod

Not even any point in even doing this if I'm black

I wouldn't want to be in the same room as myself, I can't imagine ever having a gf

>>39458593
You seem a lot like me except you know more history.

>>39459686
are you a qt strategy girl too?

>>39455705
you're a bit like me. maybe you could post some contact info
>>39456060
i would love to call you gay
>>39452002
>catholic
you're a good boy pls post info too
>>39458556
what if i want to heal you?

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>>39449419
I've got this.
I am being inclusive.

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Here is an image.

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I like originally doing these sorts of things

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LORD TACHANKA IS IN THE HOUSE

>>39458593
>german empire
>proofreading
Nice
where's that contact info???

>>39451634
>listens to Pet Sounds
Finally someone with a good taste in music.
The Beach Boys are the American Beatles, but since they didn't take a drug trip in India or get shot no one cares.

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>>39459758
>you're a good boy pls post info too
whom are u

>>39453119
What the fuck, why is every sentences relates to me?

>>39458593

>The history of PAKs.

I wish women like this were real.

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It's a lot more verbose than most but I'm autistic so what did you expect.

>>39459897
I-I am catholic too. I trust catholics. You don't do lewd things, r-right?

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>>39460069
Other Catholic here
pic related

>>39460094
Does that mean all catholics here masturbate? Or am I missing the joke? I'm sorry I'm very retarded

>>39460175
>Does that mean all catholics here masturbate?
Yes, and then we go on /christian/ to apologize

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I don't feel good about this, it's awful.

>>39459758
I did this for funsies, didn't expect an actual answer.
Syblee#6823
I'm schizoid guy.

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This is why I have never even kissed a girl, despite being told I look good numerous times.

>>39451226
i love you spurdo

>>39460259
>spurdo
anon pls

>>39451817
would you date an enfp ?

>>39460306
Fuck off outgoing liberal normalfag

>>39460069
>you don't do lewd things
Well... none that I look fondly on afterwards.

I'm not some kind of lewdposter though.

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>>39449302 OwO pls b gentle frens

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Hot off the presses folkswagons

>>39460400
If we become friends, would you act lewd with me? It scares me

>>39460525
Not him but if I promise not to act lewd can we be friends?

>>39460525
What. No. Being lewd online is incredibly uncouth.

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I already regret creating/posting this, I hope someone out there likes me.

>>39449463
You seem like a chill dude to hang with

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Can I get a gf to snuggle with and LARPerate with?

>>39460662
ur so cute i wanna bully u

>>39460705
Leave him alone you nasty skank

>>39460601
>>39460620
Then give me your discord. But please please don't be sexual

>>39460719
shoggothontheroof#7961

>>39460705
Oh uh... thanks for the compliment, I'm not a fan of bullying though.
>>39460710
Thank you for noticing and/or caring about me anon.

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>>39460662
Very anxious, insecure partners are really difficult long distance. It's hard to comfort someone from far away. Like, "only calms down when physically held... constantly embracing," isn't something that's going to happen more than once every few months or once a month at best if you happen to live only a few hours away.

I feel like you'd turn into a neurotic mess and sabotage the relationship yourself too, for some dumb reason like feeling you aren't good enough for your partner.

>>39460770
Post your discord tiny one

funny how every thread where r9k reveals themselves they always turn out to be norms pretending they arent norms

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>>39460789
Anyway, the point is that I'm sure you're great and I hope you find someone to make you happy even if it's not me (it's probably not me).

>>39460789
...this actually describes me perfectly to a tee. I've done exactly what you said twice already, and I understand why you wouldn't want to date me. I just posted in the thread in the instance someone was interested who was either near me, or felt as if they could handle the risk.

>>39460719
I hardly use discord but uhh
suburban_explorer-IL#9861

>>39460832
...Could you tell me a little bit about yourself first? I don't want to give my discord to some sorta crazy murdery psycho organ harvester. I'm already sorta irked about posting it on /r9k/.

I am too lazy to make an image macro so I'll just write out all my phrases, the stick figure you should envision is black haired musclechub manlet

My Phrases:
>I want to go on an adventure
>let's go hiking
>come to the gym with me?
>wanna help me start a nuclear war?
>let's bomb the White House
>Donald Trump is really charismatic
>I love music so much
>I love cuddling
>people getting hurt makes me sad
>morality isn't real
>are you a socialist? it's the only moral choice desu
>I wish I was a space explorer
>haha ur gay (but I love you)
>I wanna die
>I wanna become famous like Kanye West
>why does everyone hate me? ;-;
>why does everyone love me? am I Chad?! :)))
>all I really need is love
>I never want to get married or have any close connections with anyone
>I wish I was Stalin
>I wish I could give everyone in the world a hug

I'm very self contradictory as you can see....

>>39460902
I am >>39460710
this person

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ITT: narcissistic personality disorder

>>39460916
...Alright uh, are you a boy or a girl? And um... what's your intent of adding me.

>>39460928
Ummmmm excuse you I have borderline ya dum fagboi

>>39460931
boy
to make you feel better

>>39460928
>describing yourself to any extent is narcissism

>>39460852
funny how every /soc/-tier thread brings out the /soc/-tier "robots"

>>39449463
>"want a cig?"
>"kiss me"

Oh. No thanks.

>>39460947
>>39460789
>>39460705
...This is a bad idea, but i'll give my discord.
If you add me, please don't uh... kill me.
>Intelligent Heavy#0288

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>>39461001
You seem really reluctant and I think that even with good intentions it would end up being a waste of time for both of us, so I'm not going to bother adding you. Good luck if anyone else does add you, I hope it works out!

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>>39460928
HOLDDD MY BREATTTHHH AS I WAAAIIT FOR DEAAAAATH

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>>39450575

>Asian guy half way to niggerspeak
>Vain and insecure about his own appearance
>Implicit faith in superiority of Jap culture despite intention to live out his working life in the West

Its pretty accurate to many Westernised Asian dudes, I just can't see the appeal.

Someone like Psy would be the best Asian guy to date. Wealthy, funny, talented and properly Asian, not just some watered down American accented parody.
Or Shang from Mulan. Lifelong hnnnnnnng

>>39449302
I love a good auction.

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Tried not to be too exhaustive about the whole thing. Thoughts?

>>39460977
is it really so bad for one to take the opportunity, however unlikely, to make a friend or even a gf on the one board that they feel they belong on? obviously you realize no one here wants to befriend anyone on /soc/ i could just as easily find similar people on tinder

>>39461169
I was trying to make the point to that anon that threads like this will attract people that want to post in them, primarily normans, cyborgs, and attention seekers, aka /soc/-tier. I didn't ree and tell OP to go to /soc/. I like threads like this. I have posted my own image in this thread. I agree with you on all points in your post.

The meme is called "ideal" gf (or bf in this case)

No girl thinks that a shy autistic cuck is ideal

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>>39449302
feel like the biggest fucking degenerate after making this (rightfully so though)

>>39461161

Would date

I am a was a big historical fencing geek too until my Chad brother proved to me that they were just LARPers.

He and his friend are really athletic and they went along to one class, said they were experienced, fucked up everyone there in sparring including the instructor, just coz they had faster hands and better coordination and reach.

Then they did it to my SCA group.

Then they filmed themselves solo-ing an actual LARP fight.

I think they actually deep down enjoy sword fighting, even though they pretended to be just taking the piss. But the point is no one could beat them. Its not skill, its speed and coordination. You just have to be quick and unpredictable, like in a real fight (or so they tell me, the only fight I've ever been in was hair pulling at school).

Anyway, its a shame. But maybe that's why nerds invented guns. You can't use your Chad powers on a gun.

TLDR: This bf is qt. Tied first with >>39452002
Maybe I have a thing for polyglot boys. Keep em coming, robots.

>>39461232
>No girl
I know right, just like no real robot blah blah blah blah
Fuck off please.

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It's kind of hard to make one of these when you've never been in a real relationship so you don't know how you'd act
I like to imagine I'd become chadly just from the feel good boost of finally having a gf

>>39461262
(Philo bf here) I feel dude, it's a fae thing if I'm spelling that correctly. one of our instructors said "The best swordsman in France fears no one but the worst swordsman in France" which I find really accurate. It's hard to fence up with people who swing wildly, so just gotta have them guards mang.
What master were you studying?

>>39461265
The difference is that "ideal gf" is men projecting their fantasies onto a caricature.

Using that logic, "ideal bf" should be girls projecting their fantasies on a caricature, but it's not. It's men writing a CV of themselves in the form of a meme in hopes of finding girls who respond positively. It's a horrible parody of Ideal GF memes and every single one of them looks like it was written by a fedora orbiter.

>>39461161
>"philospher"
>MBTI meme test

>>39461325
Participated in the faggotry and I agree 100%

>>39461232
>The meme is called
Nigger, you're a meme. OP said:
>>39449302
>post yourself as a bf and find that fembot or trapbot who loves you
Similarity to the ideal gf meme is just that, similarity. Yes, "ideal bf" thread would be images made by females or gay males. This is not that thread. Thank you for making sure we're following the rules, though.

>>39461325
Well this is not technically an ideal bf thread, it's nowhere to be found in it if you don't count your own posts and the responses to them.
Still, it is true that this was a parody of the ideal gf meme.

>>39461349
Kek, got me on that one there boy o' woo wee.

>>39461325
What a hero. And he does it for free, too!

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>>39449302
This is why i'm alone

>>39449302
any girls who will put up with me, forgot to add
>likes hugs and affection
>will accept u no matter who u are

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>>39461445
nice I forgot picture
>great first impressions

>>39461410
You're a fucking meme bub. You'd think someone from 4chan would be self-aware enough to grow out of "writing poetry" by the end of high-school but apparently not.

>>39461459
I know this is kind of an expected thing but you really are unhappy with yourself aren't you

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>all these people who wrote their Myers-Briggs result

Wow, must be nice letting your personality be defined by 4 letters from a debunked pop-psych test.

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>>39461230
you're me but 3 years ago
everything is the same except not that extreme, i don't want to kill myself anymore and don't bother replying instantly mostly became a habit because the only texts i receive are related to my job somehow

>>39461476
No one is happy here you fucking normie

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>>39461313

Manciolino, Bolognese.

But that's the thing isn't it. If unpredictibility is all it takes to stymie a swordsman who has fully studied the geometry of swordplay, then there must be something wrong with the system:

Possibly:
>The system is too static, doesn't take in the kinaesthetic affect of disorienting your opponent

>The system is good basics must be deployed with additional chaotic movements to throw off opononent

>The system is perfect but no human is fast enough to pull it off against a fast unpredictable human

>The system is not perfect, it just emphasises the elements of swordplay that are geometrically stable, which tricks people into thinking it will make them invincible

The guards didn't save my instructor. Its like the Tai Chi master whose students would fall over for him and so he thought he could take on an MMA fighter IRL.

Look at some animals fight. Lions. The utilise the same innate principles of distance and time, they probe defenses and protect vital areas. Its just innate.

I'm sperging about this now, but I remember how cut I was when I realised that my stupid brother who had never even WATCHED a proper swordfight was the best swordsman I knew. It was just all athletic ability.

Sure there are some good tricks in the manuals, reverse edge parries, blade traps etc. But that's just isolated cool moves. In terms of a system that beats athletically superior opponents, it seems like their isn't one, and if it doesn't beat either unpredictable or atheltically superior opponents, then it ISN'T a system. Its just larp.

Many manuals were popular and respected in their time, but that was a society whose screening process for the authenticity of commercial products was a lot less sophisticated than our own. These days, HEMA just doesn't pass the sniff test as far as I'm concerned.

I still love SCA, and I even join the fights sometimes, but I treat it like a fight between animal instincts, not between bodies of systemic knowledge.

>>39461516
>No one is happy here
>you fucking normie
Thank you for your assumptions anon.

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>>39461476
This is the most pathetic post I've seen in weeks. Protip, deflecting like that just makes you seem like an insecure baby who can't take any criticism..

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I wish I had an N64 and some wrestling games.

>>39461609
I've seen posts more pathetic. I mean this is r9k, competition is brave here.
Continue with your argument

>>39461609
I appreciate your thoughts on this anon.

>>39461519
Eh, it depends man. I agree Hema's got some flaws to it. I'm currently with a classical fencing group atm due to my old hema instructor moving out. There was a pretty athletic dude in that class at the time and I was still shit at it (still am for the most part) using courtsword waster like a rapier agaisnt a longsword waster from that dude. He certainly had a lot of advantages but I just followed what made sense and what I read and it seemed to work out pretty ok.

I don't know if just unpredictability is what stymies a swordsman as they are really only so many was to throw a cut/thrust. you can parry most shit with just 4, 5, and 7(? using sabre guards). No system is perfect man but it depends on how you read people.
I know some of the cool moves but can never pull them off but dagger&rapier is my thing. Being a complete autist about this with you but could just be surprised from how fast your brother was? We got a guy that wins a lot of shit because he's fast but if you parry him or threaten he backs off.

Idk man, I've never done SCA but it looked fun although I'd feel autistic but I fight with whippy swords and nylon fake ones so I'm already there.

>>39460928
Is this new? What in the fresh hell is he doing to himself now? Did he get cancer?

>>39461609
I'm the dude he was criticizing and I didn't post that? maybe the other dude who was talkin swords did? fuck if I know.

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Also I make 60k/yr

>>39461687
DSP, izzat you?

>>39461702
Naw but I can't draw at all so I guess I look like him in that pic. People tell me irl I look like Boogiewhateverhisnumberis except not a total fatass and with a better jawline.

People who might get a gf one day:
>>39449302
>>39449463
>>39450575
>>39451817
>>39452002
>>39453095
>>39453337
>>39453498
>>39453751
>>39454804
>>39455242
>>39456060
>>39456098
>>39456467
>>39456945
>>39457558
>>39458017
>>39458654
>>39458996
>>39460692
>>39461501
>>39461455
>>39461615

People who will never get a gf:
>>39449759
>>39449808
>>39449973
>>39450425
>>39451416
>>39451506
>>39451634
>>39451668
>>39452544
>>39452929
>>39453119
>>39453516
>>39453746
>>39454874
>>39455705
>>39456203
>>39456584
>>39457449
>>39457898
>>39458097
>>39458393
>>39458523
>>39458556
>>39459522
>>39459849
>>39459860
>>39460063
>>39460212
>>39460234
>>39460448
>>39460494
>>39460662
>>39461161
>>39461230
>>39461255
>>39461432
>>39461615


If you don't notice a pattern, it's that those with a chance:
1. Actually seem to have a semblance of a personality which can't be summed up with "I am very shy"
2. Have active interests. Passive interests such as anime, vidya, books, movies, TV and "philosophy" are a meme. No girl wants to hear your rant about why superhero movies are bad cinema, your opinion on existentialism or who your favourite historical period is.

>>39461734
>tfw I have 3 (You)s in both lists, cancels out
>tfw don't want gf anyway so it works out

>>39461653

I think you can get better at fencing, sure, but the question is whether to give that credit to the system your using or to the fact that you're sinking deeper into your natural sense of timing and space.

Smaller guys can take on larger opponents. Slower guys can fight defensive/smart. But that's not coz Capo Ferro is magic, its because we are all evolved fighting machines and the closer we get to those instincts the more ass we kick. Chad lives right next door to those instincts, so when he picks up a weapon, he solo's.

With a group of people training a system, there's all sorts of weird psychology. People holding back, people trying to fight in specific ways instead of trying to win, people trying to implement a movement set instead of trying to defeat their opponent. Watch the Tai Chi thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

I'm not saying watch it because its what HEMA is. No way. I'm saying its an extreme example of how group psychology can fool individuals about the reality of martial arts. It takes an outsider to come in and test you against reality.

I have a lot of respect for HEMA and even the old manuals. But I respect them as an attempt to understand and boil down something chaotic, not because I think they have all the answers.

You sound cool and I bet you're good at what you do. But if so, that's you. The Lion inside you. Its not your instructor, its you.

>>39461756
>actually bothered to make 6 different images for this thread

That's one more point for the negative

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>>39461734
>people who might get a gf one day
thanks for giving me some hope in life

>>39461734
Nigger I made a bland and generic shy one because an honest one would seem like attention whoring, like making a mass reply post.

>>39461785
Same here, who the fuck actually takes these seriously?

>>39461782
>he thinks I made the images just now

>>39461798
>he made them on up to 6 different occasions
That's even worse anon

>>39461626
I'm not part of any argument, I was just skimming through the thread and that post made me angry for some reason.
>>39461629
thanks I guess

>>39453303
this
>>39453378
Is this a real animal wtf
my senses tell me something is wrong but I can't pinpoint it

>>39461842
google: proboscis monkey

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>>39461856
>healslut rp in bed
my sides exploded for some reason

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Give me a bf pls.
But I'm a guy though.

>>39461763
I'll watch the video and think on what you said. Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it. I've become a meme already for 4 letters and autist interests so my chances are slim I suppose. you seem neat too.

These threads feel like the result of a monkey paw wish for r9k to make more oc.

>>39461809
Norman, please remove yourself from this board.

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>>39449302
when you swim in the sea and something brush your knee thats a moray

>>39461989
wrong thread ya dip

>>39461161
Cutie pie I like you

I am: >>39460908

>>39461906
...sure anon, whats your discord?

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>>39461922
We'll both make it. I'm gay myself, which is pretty meme-y. At least on here.

Are there any qt grills where you do HEMA?
I always pitied straight guys who have my set of interests. Philosophy etc just doesn't tend to bring in as many of the fillies. Not complaining myself, but it must be a drag for the guys who want a gf they can really talk to.

>>39462018
no, it's me. i am looking for a gf or a gf(male)

>>39461734
>People who will never get a gf:
I swear I have a personality!

>>39462098
mkay. ill just pretend i dont have that pic too.

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>>39462063
There were a few that pass in and out, and yeah I agree with you, but I don't really read philo or fence for "dem hawt babes!". Just something I like to do. I'd be interested in talking more bout your thoughts on hema and the larp thing, haven't heard really anyone else say stuff like that. Discord?

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Pls no bull-e

>>39462117
its my oc
also agatha pretty princess and helper agatha are also my oc.

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>>39462060
I'm senstive don't bully me please.
Pic related.

>>39462163
I've got a throwaway if you like:

[email protected]

Cheers

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don't hit on me siIIy girIs

>>39462250
Made a throwaway gmail account for it, should be obvious which one is mine. check your inbox

>>39461734
I'm
>>39457449
And where did you get the idea that I'm "shy" and have passive interest lmao?

>>39462425
don't be mad anon you're just jealous I might get a gf because that anonymous poster on this korean kids cartoon site said so.

>>39462548
I don't give a shit because I'm gay I'm just wondering where he got the idea that I'm a shy stutter posting retard?

>>39462567
For the (You)s of course.

>>39462165
>tfw no bf exactly like this

>>39462425
Not him but half your post was about music. Music is a passive interest if you're only listening to it. Plus, you sound obnoxiously pretentious
>My taste is objective
>math-rock
>MBTI meme test

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>>39453119
BPD girl here, please be my BF

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I'm still hopeful. I've got really shitty communication skills and can go days and weeks without responding.

>>39462874
That's recipe for disaster, anon.
Hope he responds.

>>39462389
Looks like dan schneider

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I try to be a normal human being

>>39461056
dont be rude he's a good boy

>>39462715
Yeah dude I'm a narcissist and like to broadcast my music taste. Fucking problem?

>>39463249
Yeah, the problem is that no one will like you, dickhead

>>39463294
Seems like you're already pissed off. I guess I'm not ironic and self deprecating enough to be allowed into your self hating cyborg and wannabe meme cliques.

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Dreary ol' Glasy reppin

>>39463023
Too bad I'm not the man himself.

>>39463319
You asked what was wrong and you got an answer so now you're getting defensive about it.

Everyone listens to music, dickhead. You know those faggots who have "being gay" as their main personality trait? They got rainbow hair, rainbow clothing and all that jazz.

Well, that's exactly what you're doing but with music. No one gives a rat's ass about your "refined" taste. You're probably just another /mu/ shitter who thinks he's unique and better than everyone else because he likes Death Grips and prog rock.

Captcha: PEPE 51028

>>39463369
I mentioned a genre, and a band I like. Wow I'm such a fucking faggot about music because I listen to it 24/7 and like people who have similar or same taste in music as me. I like death grips btw, but I don't fucking use /mu/. Boards of canada is neithe rof those things, and math rock is legit good. Take a listen to animals by ttng or vauge anxiety by toe.

Since I love talking myself and you're misinformed, I'm mostly /out/ and /k/ and I like to go hiking/biking etc. Martial arts are also cool but I have no time for combat sports.

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>>39462874
proof that I'm the one you (you'd)
Perseid#1443

Im not really super-interested in a relationship since it leads me to do irrational shit, but it'd be cool to talk to you

>>39463331
The fuck is a 'baccy'?

>>39463404
I wouldn't know any of those things since you didn't mention them.

You could have, but you didn't. Why? One might assume that you considered your taste in music to be your main personality trait and thus decided to make it the focal point of your meme.

>>39463486
because I'm not taking this shit seriously.

>>39457449
I fit exactly the description you want, I am: >>39460908

>>39463446
normie meme
educate urself
https://youtu.be/svskmSd8XrI

>>39463547
Contacts?
Assuming you're american.

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i wanted to contribute to this hit new meme before the thread died but i feel like i put too much thought and effort into this

>>39463569
Muh discord is Chad#3934

>>39463557
>>39463446
baccy is tobacco

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i made this previously, this is not my internet avatar dont even ask