>tfw you are going to be the weird unmarried uncle the rest

I'm gonna be the first world country wageslave rich uncle the rest of the family will invite over every time he's home for vacation hoping to talk some money out of him

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>tfw have two weird uncles my parents always said that I reminded them of

>tfw NEET cousin got busted for CP
>lives in grandma's house and verbally abuses her all day
>no matter what I do in life there will always be Jimmy
>I always get to be better than Jimmy

He's a terrible person but I'm so glad he exists just so I don't have to be at the bottom of the dog pile, god bless that sick lolicon fuck.

>>39447742
i know that feel famalamoriginalis

>tfw you are going to be the weird loser who still lives with his parents in middle age who serves as a warning to not drop out of education

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>>39447716
Could be worse...
I could be you

>>39447716
I no longer get invited to family shit; feels good.

>>39448848
Same here. Holidays I still get the invite but that's only like 3-4 times a year so not bad. Everything else, BBQs, watching a game, parties I don't hear from anyone thank God.

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>>39447716
That may be me. But I'll live far away from my family by then with my wagebucks, so they won't be seeing me much.

>>39447716
>tfw no family other than a cousin I have met twice in my life
im so lonely

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>will be the weird aunt who goes to prison

>>39447774
Did he really get "busted" for child porn or is that a rumor you started.
Im sure jimmys doing well...unlike you.

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>be weird unmarried uncle rest of the family has to tolerate
>chad brother becomes alcoholic, loses his job, wife leaves him, and is banned from family gatherings after getting drunk and starting a fight with sisters husband

I'm the good guy again.

>>39447716
After my parents die I don't think I'll be invited to family events. I guess there's a chance of my sister inviting me, but without my parents forcing me to go, I'd probably sperg out and drive away as soon as I got to the doorstep. I can't handle being around multiple people.

>>39450525

this indeed, sadly

>>39447716
>going to be

I already am.

I'm 31 years old and have two teen/pre-teen nephews. I'm the weird uncle who lives at grandma and granpda's house who doesn't have anything to say to anyone and spends his days hiding in his room.

>>39447716
I'm the gay uncle. It's weird talking to normies who got tethered with a wife and kids before even being outside North America. Backpacking with bf is comfy.

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>implying I have a family to be an uncle

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>>39447716
>tfw i always wanted to be the cool uncle
>in the only one of my siblings that is planning to have kids

I'm going to be that weird uncle that lives in a different state and never visits his family but sends them a card or some shit every Christmas

>>39449478
t. Jimmy

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>>39449478
>Im sure jimmys doing well...unlike you.