/britfeel/

What made you stop cutting yourself?

right, shopping day, town then asda. back later guys.

>>39445893
I never started because I was never an edgy, attention whoring teenager

Thinking of making my first honey glazed ham

>>39445898
>going to asda in the middle of the day
I still have PTSD from that. Best of luck lad

>>39445914
>Thinking of making my first honey glazed ham

Does it hurt?

>>39445893
I didnt like the scars. Luckily i stopped before it got too intense and they mostly faded. Why do you ask lad?

One day till holidays.
Someone give me an update on Gatwick haven't been on a plane for over a decade

>>39445893

My brain worked properly.

>>39445975

It's an airport.

Oilanon from yesterday here lads, turns out I didn't put enough oil in. I thought I'd overfilled it at first because the oil was way up the dipstick, so I took it to the garage but it turned out to be just dirt and sediment and stuff. I've been jewed by the garage just to fill it up more but at least it's sorted now, until the next bloody thing goes wrong with it

>>39445975
>give me an update on Gatwick
It's still a shithole

>>39445975
Gatwick has a Wagamama now I think

>>39445932
because I'm trying to figure out what can be done for my best friend to get him to stop
he's doing it as a way to punish himself because he's lost all self worth and due to his OCD he's obsessing over that lack of worth
he's in a ward now so he doesn't have knives but he can still scratch with his nails, he doesn't seem to care about stopping and until that point I don't know of anything that can be done to help him besides hoping meds eventually change his mindset

>>39445893
Never cut myself, always seemed pointless. If I was going to kms I would try it a way that wasn't massively inefficient.

>>39445988

This is why I just pay people to handle these things. It invariably ends up costing less and being more efficient.

>>39446012

Good job he's not a septic really.

>>39446032
Same really, my mummy offers to pay for my car things half the time anyway so I don't care if that's what she wants to throw her money at

Can the sarcastic exclamation mark poster please identify themselves. I'd like you to leave, you're a very rude person.

>>39445875
Just unsheathed my scatana lads.

I love a good healthy shit, especially when they're 8x6 logs

>>39446098

I come here for the quality posts.

>>39445893
weed, codeine, lsd

Got a job lads, I start Monday in a call centre.
Last two digits of this post are how many days I'll last.

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>>39446098
Happy to hear that lad. Did it come out in one go? 8x6 is very thicc

I wish my poo came out more in big logs rather than many broken up bits

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Afternoon lads, what are your plans today?
Mine are to finish off the OP pic I've been working on and then go and fiddle with my components, swapping out/maintaining things before I potentially move out.

Post waifus.

>>39446187
I'm going to sell my PS4 and get a McDonald's.

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Is Ubereats ruining anyone else
>>39446187
Just finished eating and will play Shenmue for the rest of the day

>>39446144
Nice work mate. I've been looking into that "inbound customer service advisor" shit, most of them have called me back in some form but none come through for me.

>Place 1 gave me a phone interview but I fucked it up
>Place 2 called me and said they would call back at a later date and then didn't
>Place 3 called me back but then asked for 3 months experience, which they didn't list online

>>39446160
Had one yesterday that was a blockading type2 followed by a release of 6.

>>39446291
What you do in that situation is search for jobs that have immediate starts. Then you can make fake references and they won't have time to check them.

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>>39446187
I'm off to the gym after having a very productive morning doing stuff around the house. Might apply for a job for the first time but I'm scared

>>39446268
THICCCC

>>39446293
ooof sounds rough mate. Mine are usually type 5 unfortunately, many small bits but at least they come out easily. Not sure what to change to get type 3 or 4

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>>39446187
Gonna go out to eat with some mates tonight. Really looking forward to it because we haven't been able to hang out in a while

Why do they let 14 year olds dress like sluts then demonise anyone that has a cheeky look?

>>39446458
it's the pedo test

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>>39446447
>posts wrong photo
classic, shall be deleting that post
>>39446212
Lowballing a bit there aren't you lad? haha
>>39446268
Now you mention it I should eat too
bit lewd of a waifu lad
not complaining though
>>39446310
Sounds good lad, GL with the job and don't shy away to ask the lads for a bit of help haha
>>39446415
I know this feel. I went out for a weekend and had a meal a few weeks ago with some friends, felt very normal and comfy.

This is where I got up to with the Edit, think I'll go sort out my PC in a moment.

can someone why eid mubarak or whatever seems to have happen every couple of months

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>>39446473
Night version of it
Cya later lads, keep it comfy

>>39446472
Just a cheeky look lad

had enough of September already

>>39446187
Your day to day life is genuinely interesting to me. What are your components and why do they need to be fiddled with?
As for me I might go outside and take some photos with my new macro lens.

>>39446478
>can someone why eid mubarak or whatever seems to have happen every couple of months

What an utter, utter fucktard you are anon.

>>39446532
sorry i dont understand your desert customs anon

>>39446012
I wouldn't know about other people but my cutting was linked to depression. It was during my recovery when I stopped. Best you can do is promote good mental health and hope he takes it on board.

>>39446484
>Just a cheeky look lad

For example?

>>39446540

It is a British custom too though. Britain has many faiths.

>>39446549
3/10, came on way too strong, but still got a reply out of me anon, enjoy your day

>>39446540

"Eid Mubarak" means something not a million miles away from "Happy holiday!"

Lads,
where do I buy decent cider?

t. JF in England

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>>39446473
Leona is a soldier and 99% of the time is a stoic lass. Rare lewdness on her behalf in that pic so it's excusable on this occasion.

>>39446560

Eid Mubarak my salty young friend.

>>39446478
eids are just muslim holy days i think. they shuffle about through the year because they use a different calendar to us.

>>39446597

Some do some don't think it's based on moon phase. Same as Easter.

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Is being a milkman the comfiest job possible lads, surely is

>>39446637
>any job that requires you to go into people's yards and put up with asshole dogs
>comfy

>>39446566
I just drink Thatchers all the time if I'm doing cider. My favorite out of the common brands that you can get anywhere.

>>39446637
>Is being a milkman the comfiest job possible lads, surely is

I seriously didn't think they still existed.

>>39446566

Brittany. It's only a short ferry ride away.

>>39446637
I'd have to get used to the early mornings but I'd give it a go.

>>39446653
I think they do they're just much less common. I've definitely seen at least one milk float this year.

>>39446637
I bet it would have been once. I never see them any more.

>>39446543
At the moment it seems like self guilt is his biggest issue. I'm not fully sure what the specific root of it is because he closed up and isolated himself the two weeks leading up to cutting himself again.

At the moment he says he doesn't want to worry anyone - which means he probably feels like he's a burden to me and his family. Part of me wants to respond with "if you don't want us to worry then stop self harming" but I don't think that would be received positively

>>39445893
Once you hit an extreme point of self-loathing like I have you actually stop harming yourself because that's what you want to do.

Trust me, at some point the self hatred comes full circle and you actually stop self harming out of pure spite.

>>39446478
>>39446597
Muslims have two Eids. One to commemorate the end of Ramadan (holy month) and the other is to celebrate Abraham's sacrifice. Eid today is the latter. RIP to all the goats and sheep slaughtered today for a man who nearly beheaded his own son.

>>39446702
I hadn't considered that, that's pretty interesting
But once you're at that point of extreme self loathing how do you get out of that?

>>39446705
Also forgot, the second eid (the one today) celebrates the end of hajj, which where millions of muzzies go to mecca and do idol worship around a black cube.

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Frequently paint eggs

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>>39446674
I always see them outside my house at about 3 in the morning putting out milk seems ideal to me

>>39446815

Can't remember the last time I saw one, but then again I don't drink milk so.....

>>39446734
>But once you're at that point of extreme self loathing how do you get out of that?

I honestly don't know. I feel like if I start getting therapy I'll revert back to the depressed, suicidal person I used to be. Right now I'm quite content with living day by day, it feels like I'm sleepwalking through life.

I'm probably going to implode some point in the future and have a complete mental breakdown but until that happens, I will just continue to exist.

Is this a normal classroom in Asia lads?

https://youtu.be/Ded5U2nR6tQ

>>39444184

I'm always proud of myself. I'm the best person I know.

realized i've spent almost 2k on weed so far this year

shit

lets get some eid tunes in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

>>39446983
>lets get some eid tunes in lads

B8 harder m8

>>39446983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TcD_IeMdG4

>>39446757
I bet plenty of tight white teens will be gang banged today all over English towns to celebrate

>when the USA invaded Grenada there was an increase in diplomatic traffic between the UK and the USA because the Queen was still technically the head of state of Grenada
>the USSR picked this up and become seriously concerned that the UK and USA were planning a preemptive strike against the USSR
blimey

>>39447130

Jealousy gets you nowhere virgin fella, laughing loudly at your dhimmitude.

>>39446971
Fuck me lad how much do you smoke? I feel guilty when i spend more than 20 quid a month

>>39446983
gonna be banging this out tonight in central la https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTtRQwxBrZ4

>>39446971
How'd you pay for that?

>>39447228

Akbar choon!

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>>39447130
I'm sure Naz Shah MP approves of your message

>>39447176
>dhimmitude

kek

>>39447261

Dey a creamin' on the caramel brown cock-ah
Dey a screamin' out da many names of Allah!

Based Iqbal, Mohammed and Abdullah
Iz ridin' with da blessing of the mullah!

Da white ms see asian boys an' dey come runnin'
Later on this evenin' dey be cummin'

Dhimmi boy ain't got it great
He sit at home an' masturbate
The ladies dey 'ave got da' need
To fill dey selves wit' Allah's seed.

I've been on nofap for about 2 and a half days now.

I don't feel more alpha at all, I just feel really energetic and want to dance all the time.

>>39447366

Would you like to buy some beachfront property in Northamptonshire?

Kek!

>>39447375
Some people say it's bullshit, some people swear by it. The only way I'm going to find out is to give it a go.

>>39446458
I'm blind so my erect penis are my eyes unfortunately. Got me into a lot of trouble one time.

T. Typed with my penis

>>39447387

You'd have to have a rubicon moment to be mentally fit to be described as a dribbling mong.

>>39447411
That's such a shit insult.

>>39447424

You're such a shit person.

Well lads, said I was going to have a comfy day and have I ever. Woke up at 9am, played XCOM2 in my new pajamas till noon, got up and dress, played a little more XCOM2, went a got fish and chips, drinking jack and coke, got a bag of cookies from Morrison, going to spend the rest of the afternoon shitposting and looking at army roles, then later this evening I plan on playing a little more XCOM before finally getting into bed to be disappointed by the new episode of rick and morty

/blog

>>39447434
fucking hell lad what a day youve been having, sounds wonderful, a bit jealous of you to be honest

>>39447433
Solid improvement.

>>39447442
And for the kicker, I've been working out real hard and this is my first rest day in 6 days, so my body feels so relaxed right now, Success September is a go

>>39447434
You playing the new DLC? Any good?

>>39447466
in my humble opinion, War of the chosen was the last little bump that XCOM2 needed to make it better than XCOM one, its really expensive so unless XCOM is literally your favorite game wait till a sale, but I spend full price (32 bongs! I really can't believe I did that) and I feel like I got my moneys worth today alone, super fun desu

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>Britfeel
>But in space

>>39447687

In'Sha Allah Spaceman

CODE RED
Mums been watching anime for the last few weeks. Nothing unexpected, she has thousands of 2000ad comics and has been watching samurai x and stiensgate etc BUT


nows shes watching welcome to the NHK

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP?

>>39447434
Sounds like a good time. Rick and Morty has been really shit this season. The last season was inconsistent but this one is something else.

>>39447746
Tell her to watch Boku no Pico instead,

>>39447175
You sould check out the time when NASA (I think) launched a rocket without telling the Russians first and it triggered their early warning system. They were literally a call away from massive nuclear retaliation before one dude at the radar station was like "Hold up, if they were striking us first don't you think they'd use more than one missile?"

They waited a little while and sure enough, Russia was not actually nuked. That guy's quick thinking saved us from an accidental nuclear war.

>>39447754
I'm watching it out of habit now, I started re-watching it from the beginning, what surprised me is how much less I enjoyed it a second time round, it has some really great moments, but really there are only a few really excellent episodes, mostly it falls flat for me

>>39447760
agree with this, i think its a must watch for any budding anime fan, pure kino

>>39447765
Mate, the close calls during the cold war were insane. There was one in 1983 where a satellite had misinterpreted sunlight reflecting off of clouds and sent the message that five US ICBMs were headed towards Russia. It was only Colonel Petrov's hunch that it was a false alarm that dissuaded him from reporting the news to high command.

>>39447765
aye that was in 1997 i think, it was some atmospheric testing rocket
i thought my anecdote was interesting because it arouse from something so minor, an example of how unforeseen circumstances can arise. Reagan was understandably incredibly shocked when he found out

>>39447791
Same desu. If they focused on making jokes and cut the story shit out it would be a decent show.

>>39447760
>>39447798
it looks super gay

>>39447850
And she will love it.

>>39447850
just tell her to watch it lad, maybe try watching it together

Thank fuck crysis averted, she thought the NHK was boring and went back to watching detective conan.

>>39447856
>>39447862
i asked her before. now she is giving me a weird look while giggling and asking me if i have something to tell her

>>39447867
What the shit is going on where Detective Conan > NHK?

>>39447897
NHK is shit. no one is going to save you if you're a neet.

im locked in the sheds again lad. i might have to eat spiders again because i have not had anything to eat all day.

>>39447909
Way to miss the point, doofus

>>39447867
>went back to watching detective conan.
Why would someone do this to themselves?
800+ fucking episodes.
I'm 400 in.

>>39447929
NOT AGAIN LAD, how does this keep happening to you?!?!?

>>39447929
I'd quite like a shed tbqh. Stick a nice seat a fridge and some speakers and I think I could have a good time. Sounds extra comfy if it was warm but raining.

>>39447930
>he thinks someone is going to save him from being a neet

lolz

>>39447929
Bloody hell lad think you oughta just stay out of that shed

came on my church trousers again lads

>>39447897
dont think she could relate much to the show. It would be boring for a normie.

>>39447996
Sort yourself out lad, your making Jesus mad

What the fuck are you autists blabbering about?

>>39447929
how does this happen lad

>>39447746
wtf. based mum. how did she get into watching anime?

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got locked in the astral dimension again lads

mum didnt wrap up the steaks she bought from the butchers properly and the blood dripped onto my favorite dinner plate

its really dark and the signal is shit

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Evangelion is the most britfeel anime

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>>39448006
I wish I watched Welcome to the NHK when I was younger.

t. Real life Satou

>>39448086
AS i said, she already read comics, i think one of her friends got her into it.

>>39447979
>The inevitable reply
I have lived with my gf for three years and I have a job. Doesn't mean NHK isn't a good show.

>>39448120
Satou was only 22, his suffering was only just beggining

>>39448093
I exhaled through my nose with rapidly fluctuating air pressure and smiled a little`/10

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What cryptocurrencies do you hold?

XMR, BTC, LTC

Fuckin recipt for my monthly bus pass doesn't actually have the date it runs out on so I'm just gonna get on the bus one day and my card won't work.

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>>39448131
listen lad, talk to the hand because the face aint listening to this drivel

>>39448155
XRP, BTC, ETH
>tfw 9 grand profit in the past 4 months

>>39448163
Huh, the last time I bought one it was just a paper ticket with a date on it.

I spent like 60 quid on it and ended up not using it at all because the workplace provided taxi transport. Feelsbadman.

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Got sent to the shadow realm again lads

I knew I shouldn't have dual Seto Kaiba again

Now I'll never see my grandpa again

Is there anything more delightful than a tripfag starved of the attention they crave?

BRITFEEL STRONG, BRITFEEL PURE

>>39448175
I had XRP until last week, bought at exactly the wrong time

> tfw used Bitcoin at ~500

Why aren't me sound webms sending with sound on WhatsApp lads

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>>39448155
none. i have real money, not any of this nerdy shit that you lads waste your real money on. imagine trying to buy your girl a meal with this gay cryptocurrency, you would laughed out of the restaurant. fucking geeks

>>39446637
>>39446684
>>39446674
Milkmen also have a great song named after them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcittGmyHg#t=23s

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>>39448145
Indeed. I'm 24 now.

>30 by 2023
>Little bro will be my current age at that time

>>39448262
what the bollocking fuck is this??

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>>39448283
please talk to the hand because the face is not listening

burgers today and pizza tomorrow
or pizza today and burgers tomorrow?

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>>39448145
>tfw 22 this month
Damn I remember watching NHK ni youkoso when I was like 17/18, thinking about how Satou is my future. Didn't realise he was that young, and now I'm very nearly his age. I'm not a NEET or a hikki (that could potentially change in the future) but I have my own flat and do degenerate things on my own most of the time like binge drink and fap to hentai. I wonder if a Misaki will come into my life and save me...

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Finally got my meds so bye-bye brain zaps. Also my local Boots is 90% staffed by qts and you can see their bra straps through their white shirts

>>39448190
Sunk cost fallacy bro, whether or not you actually used the bus pass the money would still be gone.

How hard is to get a job at the bar ?

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>>39448385
>I wonder if a Misaki will come into my life and save me...
no

>>39448429
If you're not a chad or a hot girl it could be difficult

>10 minutes left of work
Who's ready to turn down any invites anywhere and drink alone in their rooms? I know I am.

>>39448429
Not very. As long as you aren't a moron you can do it and assuming the interviewer isn't a twat they'll know that.

Fucking first Friday of no drinking (finished all remaining booze on Monday) in a bid to cut a bit of fat and i don't - do fucking not - know what to do with myself for the evening. I have literally nothing else to look forward to; feel like I'd rather be dead. Guess I'm better off having a drink if it's making me feel like this.

Fuck it all lads, sick of everything.

>>39448385
>like binge drink and fap to hentai. I wonder if a Misaki

this is relatively normal. what are you on about?

>they stopped arguing and started telling me to kill myself
did I win?

Didn't even realise it was Nofap September. Coincidentally I haven't fapped since the 30th of August. Should I keep going? Because I haven't even really felt the urge to that badly today for some unknown reason.

>>39448419
ah shit need to go renew my prescriprion, thanks for reminding me

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>>39448466
That's rough lad. Maybe just get some comfy tv going? I rotate booze/weed/benzos so I cant give any good advice.

>>39448512
dont know. they might have started saying that because they thought you were not worth a proper reply.

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Going to the shops, you lads need anything?

>>39448493
I was going to say I was just like Satou but I don't smoke like him. Liking hentai isn't exactly normal...

>>39448512
yes you won the accolade of having a better argument then a gcse studen

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>>39448540
FISH FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck off robot

>>39448039
>What the fuck are you autists blabbering about?

Sperlords gonna sperg.

>>39448540
Self worth and a reason to live

>>39448536
Not even got a TV. Gave up weed as well last week after nearly strangling myself.

>>39448538
well I wouldn't be so ill mannered so I guess I won that too

>>39448428
Doesn't seem entirely relevant but it was an interesting read anyway.

>>39447765
And that man's name? Albert Einstein

>>39448579
surely you mean sperlords gonna sper

Eid Mubarak sad dwelling dhimmis!

>>39448601

I'm not down with bing fully G TBQH lad.

not a single mention of ebin today lads,

come on you're not even trying to stir shit anymore!

>>39448349
why not both today?

>>39448598

Not him but i think he's talking about Stanislav Petrov.

>>39448542
>Liking hentai isn't exactly normal...

its on the weirder side but you would not be ostracized by normies for liking it. binge drinking is mega normie

>rome built an empire on slaves
>spain built an empire on gold
>britain built an empire on oak and gunpowder
zozzles the nozzles

>>39448595
You're sad about losing money, yeah? Point was the money is gone either way.

>>39448622

And all of them are long gone.

>>39448610
yeah I thunked that

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Just got in from work. Should I have ohuro, gohan or wa~ta~shi~ first?

>>39448632

New (to me) machine, can't type on it for shit.

>>39448283
>I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning
>I wish the milkman would deliver my milk when I'm yawning
>I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits
Aphex is a top lad

>>39448619
I have a several onaholes and I'm looking into buying a daki. Binge drinking is only normie if you do it at a pub or bar with other people. Drinking alone in your flat exclusively is kinda weird

>>39448631
>'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
>Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
>Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
>Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

>>39448623
Yeah but from what I understand, it's about making a bad decision after losing the money.

Like if I force myself to take bus to my work even though it's more troublesome just because I already paid for it, then I'd agree with you. But in the end, I just took the provided taxi so it's a little different.

>>39448466
It's better to stop now while you can before you become an alki. It took me 12 months to cut down and even now i don't drink regularly but still have bad sessions, but mostly clean.

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>>39448662
>England, bound in with the triumphant sea
>Whose rocky shore beats back the envious siege
>Of watery Neptune, is now bound in with shame
>With inky blots and rotten parchment bonds
>That England that was wont to conquer others
>Hath made a shameful conquest of itself.

>>39448639
what the fuck are those things you filthy weeb

>>3944589
i became a butcher

>>39448686
Ah yeah. Good point. I think I might be perpetuating my own Baader-Meinhof phenomenon ever since I heard about the sunk cost fallacy.

>>39448622
>britain built an empire on oak and gunpowder
and tea and opium

to which hitler replied
but eva, i don't even like strudel

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>>39448631
>Rome a distant memory
>Former Spainish colonies all total shitholes
>Britain birthed numerous first world countires still going strong

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>>39448854
>Did you really start world war 2 because they were out of plum cake?

>>39448870
western civilisation has less than 40 years left lad

>>39448870
>Rome a distant memory

probably a lot of the elite study rome, it is an incredibly important influence on western culture.

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>>39448870
Just posting this again

In 1998, no town in Britain was a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under-18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.

Tripped on a paving stone on my way to work and fell to the floor.

Seriously considered calling in sick for a grazed knee because I need any excuse to not be there.

Also my neck hurt so I assumed I had whiplash

>>39448909
You're clearly not a well, lad. Have a few days off to recover

1 more week of poverty
then I get my first real wage, plus a hefty tax rebate

jesus, I'm gonna go mental with all that cheddar

anyone have the dead of the night image?

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>send criminals and undesirables to a prison colony on one of the most inhospitable and dangerous places in the world
>accidently shit out another first world country
What did Anglos mean by this?

>>39448589
>Not even got a TV
Who does this days? Just download stuff

>>39449004
its the banter mainly
also
>country descend from literal murders and thieve
>one fifth of the murder rate of the usa

>>39449010
the monitor too small, poorfags will never experience 50inch pixels

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>ywn have a qt ian curtis bf
why even bother?

>>39449000
there hasn't been one made lately has there?

Considering they both have impressive histories and changed the world; who is more disappointing these days, Italy or Greece?

>>39449139
Not in ages but I want the 2016 one

>tfw no mentally ill vegan gf
Actually thinking about it I'd probably end up strangling her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwntt0jY0XQ

>>39449142
italy. you might think hurr durr greece debt lol. but greece was very poor and depopulated during the middle ages whilst italy was very rich

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>>39449156
I honestly cant remember what it is.

in 2015 we just made a darker version of the night image with white text that said dead of night.

>>39449091
Imagine him having an epilectic fit while bumming you

>>39449191
Yes that was it thank you, I'm working on something big

>>39446508
Me too
>>39446517
Thanks lad haha. My computer needed to be moved from one case to another, was also switching out the memory.
The new case ended up breaking for pretty much no conceivable reason and then ruined the motherboard in the process.
Not a good feel.
If any of you know where to get some DDR4 memory for cheap please do tell, shall be switching to AM4.

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>Be me
>down the shops buying some beer
>get to the checkout and the based pajeet who I usualy get served by asks "hows it going bro?"
>I respond saying "good thanks, but a bit down on my luck been looking for work for a good couple of months now and its like there is no work for my trade in the south east, but there is loads up in london yet its just to much hassle going up there.
>he repplies, "i know what you mean I was thinking of moving back to london due to the abundance of work thats up there, down here its almost complety dried up."
>"however having said that I heard that tesco up the road are asking for people so might be worth a look if your intrested."

Lads what do I do these are my options?
>Go for a job in retail thats local, despite the fact i have a trade and can earn double doing what I usualy do
>Get a lift up to london from my dad in the morning and get a great paying job in my trade but will be out of the house for nearly 14 hours a day
>Continue my neet life and hop on a job in my trade when there is one closer to home?
Baring in mind I dont plan on working the entire year as a full time wagecuck, just so I have a comfy amount in the bank and can fuel my neet life of sitting at home playing vidya and watching anime.

>suicide September
>ebin committed britfeel suicide
the prophecy came true

>>39449278
What's your trade, Gabu?

>>39448740
Literally says in the picture, learn to speak gook

in case it wasn't obvious enough the last bit doesn't actually mean 30 years in prison

>>39449278
what an odd convo to have with the beer paki

>>39448906

Glad to see this lad, gives me hope for the future of this little island.

>>39449324
Commercial plumber/pipefitter, I qualified about a year ago having done a 3 year appprentiship.

>>39449353
>plumber

You're supposed to be self-employed you nonce

>>39449341
Yeah I know the blokes propper alright mind you prehaps even to freindly at times, but I just guess thats what most sikhs are like having met loads of them i cant say I havent met a bad one yet.

Is IRA still active?

>>39449362
>self employed
>after working for a year
not him lad but my dad was plumber, you need a van and all your own tools, plus you need a local reputation

>>39449387

Not officially, no.

>>39449353
>I qualified about a year ago having done a 3 year appprentiship.

>THREE YEARS

Fucking hell didn't think plumbers needed training to braze copper pipes together. Need a van, gas torch, solder, flux and the twatting pipes..

>>39449387
the old jewish guy i play badminton with? not as active as he once was but we still meet for a game every month.

>>39449387
Not exactly. They're mostly involved in drugs and organised crime nowadays.

>>39449362
Its complicated the way I do things I have my own company and can literally work when I want, as I only take subcontracting work from agencies I would never work direct for a company sod that.

>>39449170
isnt italy an ok place to live though while greece is an absolute shit hole?

>>39449444
nice trips.

praise kek

>>39449395
I reckon he could do it if he had the motivation. He must have at least some money behind him, so he should be able to get some of his tools and stuff to start himself off. My brother's just started his own gardening/landscaping company, doesn't have a van yet but he carries his mower and all his tools in his car (barely). Doing quite well already, getting contacts and stuff

>>39449450
Not him but every Italian I've met has been a cunt so the place cant be that nice

>>39449450

Italy's a fucking great place to live, arguably better than here in fact. DESU Greece isn't that bad either as long as you have an income stream.

>>39449395
plumbin's just fuckin lego init, water lego

>>39449438
to be sure to be sure, it's all about the crack

What should I tug one out to lads?

>>39449483
lego, like tools and a van is expensive
>used to look at my dads accounts
>despite having a van full of tools he was still spending half his income on tool rentals

lads, what are some comfy games to help any anon cope with his misery?

>>39449479
Isnt the Italy economy weak as fuck and their infrastructure is crumbling?

>>39449508
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgMAz5XP7Jk&t=8s

>>39449521
subnautica is surpingsly comfy

>>39449521
modded fallout, shovel knight and my summer car are some of the games i play when i want to be extra comfy

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>>39449508
>What should I tug one out to lads?
Lexee Smith

>>39449395
Not neccecisarly I went into the industrial/commerical side, i dont have a van yet alone a car and I have never done work in peoples houses fuck that I would never do it;
>its far to over subscribed any one can pick up a tool kit and start plumbing there arent any laws agaisnt it as long as they dont touch gas.
>you have to work in peoples shit houses with clutter and dog shit all over the carpet.
>due to the amount of people there are doing it, to get work you have to charge as little as possible fuck that.
>you have to unblock peoples shitty toilets.
>I hate dealing with people let alone customers espically ones that dont pay.

>>39449532

The UK has a "strong economy" are you rich and living off the fat of the land?

>>39449536
clippy cloppy

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>>39449563
But she has a pooey bumhole.

>>39449387

anyone remember that autist who used to post threads on /r9k/ dedicated entirely to how scared bongs are of the ira?

he would just post endless pictures of blokes in balaclavas.

>>39449567
Uk is rich, we just have a high diversity of wealth. This country would be perfect if we had better politicians

>>39449567
Not sure what you mean by this response. Obviously I'd rather live in a country with a stable economy than a weak one. Even though I'm a NEET my standard of living is pretty high and I dont have to worry about the country going bankrupt any second which is nice

>>39449618
sounds like the 'british subhuman hate' thread guy on b

>>39449643
>Obviously I'd rather live in a country with a stable economy than a weak one

Why?

>>39449387
The Cornish Republican Army is more active these days.

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lads which one of you is this

>>39449731
What does hwp mean?

>>39449400
Thats what they all say, now I must admit any one can do a bit of plumbing yet could a random person who hasnt trained.
>Read and transcribe from a A0 architecutal drawing.
>Know about the laws and regualtions that have to be followed to British standard.
>Know the propper techniques in regards to carrying out the work.
>know how to solder anything over 28mm
>know about the health and saftey regualtions.
>know how draniage should be done correctly.
>Be able to get install a plant room as big as a football pitch that powers an airport terminal.

Belive me it is a hell of a lot harder than it looks, put it this way in my first year there was 32 of us, by the last that was down to 15.

>>39449521
I would say journey
Risk of rain
Life is Strange although some people hate it, ignore the shitty last episode and just enjoy the beautiful atmosphere and soundtrack
The Binding of isaac

>>39449731
ebin lad needs to be on craigslist

>>39449781
im just going to guess it means something like not a fatty

>>39449795
>Life is Strange

I ban you

>>39449826
whats wrong with qt time travelling dykes

>>39449674
>Why?
Because the standard of living is obviously going to be better, as well as better social security, healthcare and education. Obviously these things are also dependant on the government by clearly an economically strong country is a better place to live.

>>39449852
>Because the standard of living is obviously going to be better, as well as better social security, healthcare and education

But they aren't anon.

>>39449803
who is ebin? never heard of him

>>39449521
stalker call of pripyat with misery as a mod

>watching mgs4 stream
>keep staring direct at crying wolf's exosuit pussy
h-ha w-would did you mean by this dick?

>>39449805
But it could be husky white person

>>39449860
Which economically weak country would you prefer to live in then?

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I did good today, made it until now. I don't know why I bother I think I have pulled an all nighter to fix my sleeping pattern about 20 times this year and it always goes back to bad.

Anyway goodnight, I will see you all at about 3am

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Sweaty back mountain and the nightmare train

Woke up at 5 am to climb Machu Picchu mountain yesterday. Everyone else in my family is /fit/ except for me, so I got very tired toward the end of the 1.30 climb up and had to stop quite a lot.
>tfw sedatry skelly
The entirety of my burgundy shirt ended up covered in sweat, so Icovered my back with my jumper by tying it into an autism cape. Unfortunately, my underwear was also incredibly sweaty, to the point that sweat began to leak and soak into the crotch of my jeans. It didn't help that lots of Asian and continental Europeans were climbing next to me, making me even more self conscious and sweaty from the anxiety. I was also attracted to a chubby girl that was wearing a revealing top, which is a first. I hope my desparasy doesn't keep pushing me toward such unseasoned women. I climbed like a crab for about 20 minutes straight to avoid this Asian qt behind me, but she probably saw my sweaty disgusting crotch anyway.
At the top a girl about 18 or so offered to take a photo of my family and my facial expression was even worse than usual. She looked Scandinavian but in read so I assume she was Icelandic.

On the way back down these two German girls in their 20 kept asking if I was ok and if I wanted some cookies. My immediate thought was that they were trying to abduct me, but I would quite like to be sat in their hotel room being force fed cookies and breast milk. They followed me the whole way back down, probably thinking me to be a child because of my manletness. I suppose children puss themselves too, which is what my wet jeans crotch looked like. They might have thought I was struggling due to the entire back of my burgundy t-shirt being covered with sweat. I'm not sure whwhat ch is worse.
1/2

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>>39449521
Word of tanks I recently got back into it after having a dry spout for about a year, and I tell you what its a bloddy great game that feels like a real challenge every time you play it.
Though having said that it probbly wont help with missery at first due to the amount of times you will die without getting a single kill when you first play it, though after that it becomes a great game.

>>39449826
enjoyed every single moment minus ep5, and anon clearly just wants a comfy game and not a 10\10 one, also max a cute
downloading BtS

>>39449925
Haha bloody hell lad

>>39449521
Elite Beat Agents. I literally just beat it. pun intended You'll probably need a flash cart though, I can't imagine emulating it

>>39449925
The German girls obviously wanted to give you a gobble lad

>>39449795
>The Binding of isaac
>comfy and help with misery
what did he mean by this?

>>39449925
Good to see you haven't left us to orbit the tripcunts Sophielad.

>>39449950
Can you make your own designs on your tanks? I want to see a Darjeeling one now.

Is there enough shit to do in London to justify a week long hostel / holiday there? I've been to London a few times but I just need a quick break from reality, go see the museums and shit, but I worry a week might be a bit much.

>>39450005
Haha yeah my ebin jaw gets all of the mid 20s blonde german pedophiles
>>39449997
Pls ease be patient I have autism
>>39450015
I would consider it if I though I was welcome, but I don't get the impression ebin or tilde like me very much. Ship and britnormie I haven't talked to while they were tripping so I have even less of an idea. Sagiri and Mack I like.

>>39450092
yeah all the public museums are free, you could easily spend a week in them

>>39449925
Nice one sounds decent, sure makes a change from holidays I hear about from peole that are just full of fat arse chavy scousers bathing around the pool getting pissed who were grim as fuck to look at.

But I went some where simmilar on holiday to Chile in fact a few years ago for a few days, it a great place the people were really nice, the women were great and the cocaine was fucking out of this world I had a great time.

speak with me my ONLY MIND

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>>39450026
Im not so sure desu, there might be a mod on PC if you look hard enough but I wouldnt know as im a console fag but i know you can buy a copy of the Panzer IV from girls und panzer at the moment but its about a tenner nearly, there almost about as jewish as EA with their shekyls.

>>39450171
Child seems like one of the nicer places in South America, I'd really like to go to Brazil too.
My tour guide had a bit of a rant about cocaine actually, saying the great coco plant was being abused and stigmatised. Can't say I've ever had the chance to try it myself

>>39450329
>>39450171
*Chile, it apprears that crumpet is rubbing off on me

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finally its the last weekend of the summer holidays, get this one out of the way and the little shits are all in bed early ready for wagecuck practise all week, comfy /nightwalk/ season is back

>>39450368
>finally its the last weekend of the summer holidays

Maybe the top posters can return and make this place less dull then

>>39450385
Maybe you can fuck off to 8ch with them.

>>39449464
>praise kek
How old are you out of curiosity?

>>39450368
It's funny, I never knew this but apparently that sign means do 90 with no lights on according to the cunt who went past me yesterday

>>39450475
32, why how old are you?
not orginal

>>39450491
hkv?


iuvgouyouyho8fiyru7dyr5edu76rd76t96ti7ryu76dsy5r

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>>39450329
Put it this way it will shock you if you try it, its nothing like the pub grub in this country we get its like something completly diffrent all together.
I first tried the tinest little slug of a line and I literally felt like I was ill and almost going to die, it was that strong not even sure if it was nice desu but I got a propper buzz off it.

>>39450502
you didn't answer my question first lad

>>39450103
> would consider it if I though I was welcome, but I don't get the impression ebin or tilde like me very much
Don't worry about that. Tilde isn't too bad but Ebin really is a shit. Definitely not worth befriending or orbiting.

>>39445875
Ebin and vomit man are probably monitoring this thread

Upset lads

>>39450615
They don't have a concept of loyalty, what are you expecting?

>>39450630
Why lad? Vent to us

Damn, got a sainsbury's meal deal for dinner and I gotta say their bacon sandwich is fucking beaut.

>>39450630
I'm sorry to hear that lad, what's up?

>>39450630
you ok, lad?

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Just seen two girls who must've been in their early teens walking around with shorts so small the bottom of their arse was hanging out. Feel somewhat disgusted.

>>39450649
>>39450656
>>39450665

There's so much on my mind right now and I've had a headache all week from stress. Going to uni in a few weeks but my accommodation is still not sorted so have nowhere to stay as of yet. I'm planning to break up with my girlfriend because I don't want a long distance relationship and that's giving me a heavy guilty conscious, my parents and brother all shout and the house is generally an angry place and my nan has a very very acute liver tumour so that's worrying me too

Cheers for asking lads

>>39450686
things like this wouldnt have happened if we lost WW2 would they? we should have lost, those hugo boss uniforms were sexy as fuck, full homo

>>39450686
And this is why they get raped

>>39450697
That's a lot to deal with. I feel like any consolation I could give you based on my own similar experiences would seem shallow. I can only wish you the best of luck with dealing with things, as well as give you the knowledge that for almost every problem like the ones you face people have generally managed to deal with it; statistically you're going to be okay.

>>39450686
You sound low test as fuck.

What's going on here? Tell me.

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Should I hotglue Erika when she arrives?

Only 4 more days of work and then I'm finally free from that shithole. Wish the money would appear in my account as soon as I leave though, hate having to wait for the end of the month.

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DING DING
10

>>39450742
Yesyesyes. Take video and pictures.

>>39450742
>he cucks himself with a glue gun
Work on your cummies like a real man and jizz yourself
>>39450750
Thanks for the update
>>39450749
Leaving to go to uni?

Can't remember how to make a poll so simply answer:

Is it:
>Smug September
OR
>Suicide September

>>39450783
For us, Smug September
For those that left for 8gag, Suicide September

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>>39450783
Sexy September

>>39450734
Thanks anon, just need to try and relax a bit.

>>39450799
DEMOCRACIED

>>39450783
http://poal.me/28c3sw
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You can add your own too

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literally cant belive it lads i just feel complety drained of all energy and filled with complte and utter contempt for the world.
>Chicken tendies sat in the fridge ones in a thai chili marinade that would go perfect with udon noodles and special fried rice from the chinese as a treat after my hard week of neet life as i do every week.
>mummy sneaks in from work without me knowing and starts preparing something
>"anon dinners ready I made you your favourite"
>See the plate with green leaves and the salad cream and ceaser dressing sauces at the side on the worktop.
>Suddenly feel dead inside as I realise ive had salad twice already this week.
>literally munch the salad with contempt in my heart and tears in my eyes.
>Storm into my room slamming the door thinking why did i get stiched up yet again with salad.

saw a fucking dog riding a horse today.

>>39450820
Are you a fatty? if so then get over it, it's for your own good.

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>>39450820
You need to assault that whore next time she tries to pull this shit on you tbqh

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>>39446187

>tfw still haven't learned JavaScript because the comfy comfort zone of Python is so difficult to leave

I'm trapped

>>39450838
holy shit! where??

>>39450838
And I thought my day was special because I saw a human riding a horse.

>>39450859
in town, apparently its a common gypsy thing.

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>five years of uni
>one month into 2-year placement, the last hurdle
>it's so fucking unbearable I want to die
I broke down in tears when I got home from work lads, it's just too much and there's nothing in my life that can counter how shitty it is - my flat sucks, I have no friends, no gf, other side of the country from my family
I just want it to all go away

Made a pretty tasty bolognese tonight. Beef, stock, onion, garlic, chopped tomatoes, Henderson's relish, some Italian herbs... magnifique

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I don't get straight people

What about this is so damn appealing?

>>39450933
What about shitty mens arseholes are appealing?

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>>39450906
I hope one day to come home from work to my wife. But instead I just come home to my parents' house and nothing to look forward to

>>39450955
They're clean, tight, puckered and pink

>>39446187
had slavery then came home to play micromachines global season started again today, was 3rd last season, and yes I do know that means I was 2nd best loser in the world.
this time i'm aiming for fastest in world. 44 days of heaven, shame slavery gets in way but I can dream of micromachine whilst i'm at work.

What's a good dumbell shoulder press? Give it to me straight.

>>39450933
Fun fact: I used to speak to this whore before she became a whore, she told me she has Aspergers syndrome too.

>>39450820
sing her the tendies
>mummy i want tendies
>give me tendies now mummy
>i wont stop till i get tendies
>give them to me now now now

>>39450967

>wanting a wife

Get out normie, or embrace eternal solitude like the rest of us