who here acted like a clown in school
>be me
>chad says give that girl over there "that look" he means this one
>"no"
>chad says he give me a doller
>i do it
how retarded am i
That's actually funny.
if you actually got a dollar the chad was the retard
>be me
>scream in the middle of the class about whatever i want
>just start talking about breakfast for no reason
I tripped myself up the stairs at my grade 12 graduation for $10
>get asked to hug people because its funny
>i do it
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>tfw acting like a clown is the only way you know to get any social interaction in school
>you never knew if they were laughing with you or at you
i did everyone said i was funny in high school but i realized it wasn't worth and I was made out to be an idiot despite being kind of popular
>3rd grade
>in the school cantine
>i had ability to suck my boogies from my nose in liquid form
>come up to the girl from my class
"Hey whats up anon"
>suck boogies and now 1/3 of boogers are in my mouth
"Yo whats up senpai how r u doin?"
"Anon are there boogies in your mouth?"
>laugh off and get out from the cantine
i was a retard
>bible school
>read sonic comics inside bible
>stuck out obviously
>always got confiscated
>fake slipped and did handstands
>pissed myself on purpose for the lels
>was the narrator for play but read aloud in scottish accent
>threw a dead frog at roastie
>told teacher I would drive a car through church
>was literally nominated as class clown
Somewhere in a box of memories theres a star that says my name and class clown underneath it
>be black kid
>get girls
>mainly serious
>everything I do made them laugh
>depressed loner fuck
I don't know