>Hey there sleepyhead. Hungry?

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>>39437443
Who the fuck are you and why are you in my home? Put down the food and get out!

>>39437443
Why am I on the stove?

>>39437443
Yes love

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

what ugly tattoos, jesus

>>39437443
Feed me a bowl of eggs please.

>>39437443
>tfw roommates with chad
This is pretty normal except I wake up earlier than him. Sometimes he has dinner or something leftover because he had a girl over or something.

>>39437615
Have you ever asked your roommate if you can blow him?

too much facial hair for my taste

>>39437443
Yeah bro. Thanks for the bro job. You better have my fucking money though you trick faggot.

Fucking hell Chad why are you up on 3am?

>>39437502
Chad is about to cook you up into a yummy treat

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>a chad bro is cooking for me
I wouldn't say no.

>>39437546
Haha gay anyway jokes on you my dick is 8.9

>>39437443

>All women unironically think they're entitled to a man of that caliber

>>39437443
the fuck u calling me sleepy head for nigga, you gay? also gimme dem eggs white boi

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>>39437805
>Fucking hell Chad why are you up on 3am?

how is daylight 3am???

i hope you get raped. u dont deserve to live.

>>39437767
>hurr durr masculinity scares me
>masculinity is oppression hurr durr
>why can't all men be completely shaven and tuck their dicks in hurr durr

>>39437546
your voice actually sounding cute at the beginning. Not sure what happened after that.

>>39437443
>garbage aesthetics desperately covered in full sleeve tattoos
>shit face covered in meme beard and big fluffy faggoty meme hair

GET A LOAD OF THE FRAUD!

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>>39439749
>meme hair

Nigga please

>>39437443
is there word to describe the male version of a basic bitch? chadlet? chad core version?

What sort of tattoos do we have here? Two fucking gypsy women? A amulet? Some self-righteous scripture? Dopey patterns on the other arm? Oh, and look we have a livestrong virtue signaler here. And the million dollar question is who is taking the photo? How long did this fraud chad spend trying to take the "perfect" picture? Lol

>>39439749
your bitter jealousy at being fat and unloveable is showing anon

>>39439956
I'm actually a muscle manlet too, minus the faggot tattoos and big poofy doofus hair

Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

also yes.

Fuck are you doing in my house chad?

>>39437443
What the fuck? This isn't my house, did I just wake up on the set of a gay porno?

>>39439749
His aesthetics are fine
>meme beard
>meme hair
>meme this meme that LE EVERYTHING IS MEME XDDDD
You are so fucking jealous anon.

>>39437546
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
oh FUG
I don't remember that being said in that thread

>>39439516
>person doesn't like too much hair
>autist loses his shit

His haircut is awful.

Therefore i am of course superior to him.

>>39440115
Lol did I make you feel insecure about your big faggoty pompadour?

>>39437494
why are you wearing a ski mask in your own home

>>39440194
Nice projection you massive dumb ass

>>39437443
I just feel like this guy would look down on me if I was in his presence.

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I would go gay for a Chad bf.

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>>39437578
all the eggz

He's got hair and beard like me
So please don't say bad things about it

>>39439435
There is such thing as "Utc+01", my good friend joe carl bob danny frank

>ugly muscles
>stupid, le quirky "haha you caught me with my shirt off" look on his face
>tattoos
Pass.

Buthisface doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

>outie
Warm up the gas chamber.