Alright faggots, gather round and let the dubs decide

>>39434704
Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?

show vageine

u r vert beautful

I made this account for my Dad, it's just that he's too nervous to message you directly I hope that's okay with you

>>39434704
You should work out more, not enough curves on your body :/

>>39434704
wtf Karla baka :/

Is it okay if I am masturbating while we are talking?

>>39434704
So hows yer fanny keepin?

for how much are you willing to suck my dick ?

What's your favourite fast food sandwich? For me, it's the McChicken.

>>39434867
rerolling dis

Goodbye! Never speak to again you pathetic slut!

Hows it going slut

you're names pretty cute, my grandma's named Carla too!

>>39434704
Write "I've never kissed a girl"

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>>39434704
Sometimes, late at night, when all my family are fast asleep, i like to sneak across the hall into the bathroom naked and completely smear myself in vaseline then i pretend i am a slug

>>39434704
It's going to be a while before someone gets dubs, you should use singles. Also rolling this
>>39434867

>>39435033
nice dubs kek
origigi

>>39435033
All right let's get it started.

You're a nice person and i wish you all the best good night

Hey, i think u are very cute and i wondered if you wanted to go out sometime.

Pls sent pics of feet & pussi

Hi could you shit on my chest and smear it all over me?

"Hey, to be honest i dont have much experience with women but you are very cute and i wanted to ask if you wanna grab lunch sometime"

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>>39435033
My dog gave me cancer last Tuesday night

>>39434704
Do you like 5'1 and a half guys?

>>39434704
Tell her you just learned to swim recently but you'd still be drowning in that pussy.

im shitposting on 4chan.org right now and letting some degenerates decide what to write you.

>>39435211
OP don't do this one, it's never funny

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>>39435211
nice job bozo

>>39435177
Do notprostitutethy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land falI towhoredom, and the land become full ofwickedness.

>>39435177
I should also get this out of the way, I'm an aspie.

>>39435177
Yeah i don't know how to. Do you just wiggle your tongue about or what?

I have autism since I was born, can we still be friends from genitals ?

>>39435177
next write:

yeah that's why I said it you dumb cunt

>>39435236
wtf happened to the spaces here? Fucking 4chan been fucking up my posts recently. Lets try again.

Do notprostitutethy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall towhoredom, and the land become full ofwickedness.

>>39435177
Yea I've just never seen the point in it. Like cool, we put our lips together. I'd much rather learn the ways of the blade.

>>39435177
OP how old is she?
Also, this: >>39435288

>>39434704
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes l added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen ;)

Babe lets skip to the chase, what you wow name. (act as if everyone has played it)

>>39435288
kek, well done, laddie

I wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller

put that in

>>39435319
this...this is gold

>>39435288
Fucking this op. Do it.

joking aside, i think you are very cute and was wondering if you wanted to grab lunch sometime

we fuck now woman me control you pussy

are you still a virgin, desu?

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I don't like making wicker baskets

Thought I might go to sleep, but this is more important.

>>39435495
SHE WANTS TO TRY OP GO FOR IT DITCH THE THREAD LEAVE THIS HELL

good point, want to meetup tonight and help me out?

Is faggot op actually going to send this or not

>>39435495
Good question. Maybe we could meet up and i could practice on you?

>>39435495
Let me take you to lunch, mcdonalds sound good?

>>39435495
You're right, I want to have my first kiss with you. Please share your experience with me, I want to feel your tongue in my mouth.

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>>39435211
you didnt include mine REEE

doesnt matter was kind of shitty anyway. Ask her if she would let you practice on her

>>39435555
boooooo, kys

>>39435495
"WTF, ARE YOU BLACK?"

>>39435555
fucking quads, include this one

>>39435555
gotta do it, OP

I love u because what a sexy pic and I feel to fuck u hard pls show bob and vegana

>>39435495
Same way you know that horse shit tastes bad, but I bet you've never even tried it

>>39435555
YES TIME TO GET YOU A DATE

>>39435577
>>39435588
he said dubs so either of these two

>>39435577
>>39435588
dub dub dubs speaks OP add the quads

>>39435495
Well, i don't but i'd imagine its like having a slug in my mouth

>>39435599
double dubs op. do it

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Sorry I don't mean to pick and choose but I saw this one first

>>39434793
>>39435599
>shit normiebook memes
kys

>>39435667
Sunday at 8pm sharp. I put 4 scoops of protein in memory of my friend Rich, that good with you?

>>39435667
wtf I love woman now

>>39435667
Holly shit what pic did you posted on Tinder ?
Do Chad lives in easy mode ?

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tfw a group of troll is more successful than me actually trying. i think i may be socially retarded

>>39435667
Then let's get together and eat some of your shit, baby

>>39435688
lmfao, dubs speaks, OP

>>39435667
You cant eat breakfast all day! Do you not get full?

>>39435667
How old is she OP you fucking faggot.

>>39435667
Holy shit, we're actually getting this guy a date. There's no way this is real, it can't be THAT easy.

>>39435688
simple ebin

>>39435667
nah i changed my mind, i'll just fap to anime qt girls

>>39435688
Kek. You're going places OP, more specifically McDonalds.

>>39434704
Assuming this isn't a Chad sock account, this could very well be an epic bread. Report back when you've slammed some ham, OP.

>>39435699
YES Ahahahahha

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Udpsnpsppsljdjxijsk

How does Saturday, 12:30 sound?

How does Saturday 13:00 sound?

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>>39435774
HOW IS THIS WORKING

>>39435774
Yeah, I was skeptical about talking to a filthy Nigger at first, but now I'm glad I kept an open mind.

>>39435774
can you be my mommy milky milky mommy big tits mommy breast milk

>>39435774
I can pick you up after I finish my mom's foot massage

>>39435774
Maybe we should meet up and kiss, i mean to see if i like it

>>39435774
how the fuck is this working.

if dubs ask when she wants to meet up

>>39435774
Jk kys nigger lmao

Can I also kiss your "second" lips?

>>39435774
lmao jk im a fag

>>39435774
shit she actually seems like a decent laddie
reply with: I may be open minded, but not as open as your butt cheeks will be when I pry my face into them

How does Saturday 11:30 sound?

>>39435774
wiIl you be my mommy gf?

>>39435774
Would you like to touch my ding-dong? YEEEE-HAAA.

>tfw OP is using a fake profile so he can't go even if he wants too

>>39435774
yeah im gay

>>39435774
lol how is she still kind of interested? write "my mind isn't the only thing that's open, you know"

>>39435844
nooo, we are so close dont fuck it up now OP!

>>39435844
im all for having fun but this is just dumb, cancel this

>>39435798
Reroll originally originally

>>39435896
>>39435844
agreed, I don't want OP to succeed, but this is a boring way to finish out

>>39435774
Do you want to teach me some things like how to kiss and stuff?

>>39435774
question is, how open minded are you about some sex with me? :)

>>39435774
if trips this cancels the gay one
>sounds good, see you Saturday at 1:00pm

>>39435774
how open minded are you?

>>39435897
>>39435916
If OP allows, reroll for this one then
>>39435699

>>.39435774
i'm going to home depot. do you need a screw?

>>39435798
This
Originaklthr

>>39435774
What type of bear is best?

Maybe we could meet up you could teach me to kiss and i could teach you the blade

>>39435966
i like this
origigigiginal

>>39435774
lemme ask you one question before I get your number

>>39435798
Do this one, I actually want op to succeed

>>39435966
yes this a thousand times

>>39435774
i got digits. >>39435955

>>39435966
YES, take this one OP!!!

>>39435955
>>39435966
OP, use one of these, please.

>>39435966
ALL HANDS ON DECK

>>39434704
"Do you have any pictures of you as a child, preferably in a bath or something?"

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>/r9k/ is collectively achieving something that none of his individuals suceeded in their entire life

This is potery

What u wanna do after... McDonald's ? xx

>>39436009
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED

WE CAN ASCEND

>>39436009
>>/r9k/ is collectively achieving something that none of his individuals suceeded in their entire life
kek can be merciful and just. we are witnesses.

"Do you like Adventure Time?"

>>39434704
"Before we go any further, do you mind if I ask how old your dad is specifically? Is he a muscular guy? Like, do you think gay people might find him attractive?"

>>39436030
Made me kek Orge()

Send her kisses

Everything that I've sent to you so far were suggestions of what to say by users of a internet forum for lonely virgins

>>39435798
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeerol
How is this not original?

Please OP, just deliver already I WANNA GO TO BED.

>>39436105
OP pls

gib dubs

>>39435966
OP this bro

How about we go get me my tendies right now?

How big is your feni ine penis?

i once ate a whole banana in one sitting.

>>39435774
i kiss the back of my hand sometimes to practice.

Do you think that the whole "Jewish Conspiracy" thing is just a load of trash, or should we actually consider that Jews may be controlling the world?

>>39436105
This would be gold

>>39435844
you're fucked now op

>>39435774
i can touch my nose without looking.

>>39435774
come on man
this>>39435966
What are you doing? Pulling your cock?

>>39436299
WINRAR

do the gold OP

gay as in happy that you're down for mcD. I'll make it so later you'll be down for this D

ok adolf hitler was my grandfather

>>39435966
THIS!!eleven!!

OP seemed to have ditched us so that he can get a date with her

fuk u op

OP, even if you've left us post what's happening, I want to see you succeed

>>39436482
same here. Let us see our work

>>39435966
please do this OP its such a oerfect opportunity

Well this was a waste of my time if i cant see what happens
fuck this shit

>>39434704
Hey, are you interested in anything particular? I'd like to get to know you better.

>>39436615
"Im a fucking faggot that abandoned thread"

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Opie here. I meant to update when she responds but it may not be for a while if she ever responds. I'll let you guys know if anything happens

>>39436654
I know, what an asshole, right?

>>39436670
Kek you fucked yourself with that last one then. Little too much on the sperg side. Almost had it. Lesson learned.

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>>39436670
Good choice, op

originX

>>39436670
Ah nice! You are still here.
Hope she did not go to bed

>>39436670
Do you have any blades to bring on your date to McDickles?

>>39436670
Oh, bummer. Thanks for the thread anyway, it was fun while it lasted.

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M'lady, surely i meant not to jest. but simply to verify the condition of thy loyalty, as such a quality the measure of only the fairest of maidens

>>39436715
>Do you have any blades to bring on your date to McDickles?
no that would be retarded, you obviously make a quick joke about forgetting your weaponry, and then joke that the date had already been ruined

i can teach you how to swallow

>>39436670
Shits getting real..
I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU ROASTIE

>>39436670
nice one, op. sry for claiming you abandoned ship.

Did you actually use your real account/a real picture of you?

>>39436728
REEEE-rolllll

>Hello

You already blew it.

my sister gives me good head

>>39436728
please just let me have this.

Select all images with: Cars

Bumping for op to get kisses

Let's meet and get drunk and then fuck like a pair of beasts

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SHE'S BACK BOYS
>>39436751
Yeah it's my real one

>>39436787
Reply simply this.
>my cock.

>>39436787
just send her a dick pick and be done with it

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>>39435555
Fuck a set of Dubs!
QUADS CHECKED

>>39436787
Pfshh, nothing personell, kid

>>39436811

kek. originally original origins

>>39436811
Glad we're on the same page.

I was >>39436807

>>39436787
How to sheathe and polish it at the same time m'lady.

>>39436807
rerolling
ofrign

>>39436767
rerolling jejdkdbd

>>39436787 the way of the blade states that the true warrior must hold that loyalty, courage, veracity, compassion, and honor as important, above all else. An appreciation and respect of life is fundamental, as it adds balance to the warriors body, and soul

>>39436811
If this really wins, send a pic of a black cock and ask if she likes your blade

>>39436787
1000 times folded nipple steel

>>39436787
swift coordination and the ability to maneuver the heavy steel ideally to destroy your enemy. I prefer weaponry of the ancient samurai.

>>39436903
rerolling, keep the blade theme going

>>39436905
rerolling this is fucking g0ld

>>39436911
Gg well played

Orig

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>>39436903
Rerollin shjzjnn

>>39436905
>>39436925
You should kill yourself this moment

>>39436811
Rerolling orig

>>39436787
I can show you where i like to stick my sword in.

>>39436811
Has to be this

>>39436955
winrar oregabno

>>39436787
You must learn how to wield the blade and learn to master the arts of riding the blade through the way of the dao

>>39436903
we have to do this 0ne, rerolling

Someone screencap this thread, we are making history here bois

How does the best answer has dubs all the time. 4chan is a holy place.

By blade I mean penis

Top fucking kek this thread is GOLD also op tell her that "it depends on the type of blade, i have duel valaryian daggers that i usually use"

>>39436744
I clearly got DUBS in a chronological order.. do it op! This is your next response >>39436744

>>39436903
REROLL lets go faggots

>>39436787
Alright, legit: Wanna smash?

>>39436977
WIIIIIIIIINNRAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>39436903
re rolling asnfhe

blade comes in different form when it is sheathed but if unsheathed it grows bigger

>>39437022
>the way of the blade states that the true warrior must hold that loyalty, courage, veracity, compassion, and honor as important, above all else. An appreciation and respect of life is fundamental, as it adds balance to the warriors body, and soul

fuck yea, lets go

>>39436998
Haha, this is good would refill but

>>39437022
There's a win

>>39436811
>>39436963
And by this I mean word for word

>>39437022
you gotta do this one, OP, >>39436903
unless you wanna send a dick pic, of course

>>39434704
how many dicks can you fit in between those breasts?

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>>39436911
This thread is glorious. Godspeed, OP.

>>39436994
i bet someone is already on it.
>include me

>>39437095
I wanna be included in the screencap too!

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>>39437095
>>39437118
ask and recieve

https://archive.is/0YRHb
>the day op delivered

>>39435667
Holy shit op is winning

>>39437162
Get me in the screenshot too brotendo

>>39437162
>>39437249
Don't include me

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>>39437249
is this good?

original comment

>>39437301
Good enough for me, friend

>>39435555
shame, op looked like he was in there

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>>39435774
GREAT, OP IS GETTING LAID AND I AM HERE WANKING TO ANIME AGAIN FFS

>>39437386
Stop it
Get lifting and get ripped
Bitches will be all over you

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>>39437409
like this guy swimming in pussy?

>>39437445
Haha

Dude may look a little better with contacts and a haircut that is a little less completely retarded but I can't really tell from that pic alone

>>39437445
Ye... well idk
Maybe he does

>43 minutes ago
You picked this one>>39436811 didn't you

So Op
Will you go out with her if this thread gets you a date?

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Lol I'm now just lurking my own thread
>>39437673
I don't know dude

You still here OP?
Is anyone still here?
Its getting lonely

>>39437746
I ain't no drivin to Colorado for no pussy

>>39437746
What age are you both? And how did the convo go since the last?

>>39437746
fuck you pussy, these threads always suck because the OP pussy's out. way to waste my time

>>39437768
Haha, reroll

>>39437746
Op can you post her pic pls

>>39437789
OP just posted, you imbecile.

If dubs, tell he there's a Japanese martial arts convention there tomorrow that you're going to

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>>39437789
Lol fuck off niggerino

Fred is dead?

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>>39437798
Probably the best one of her I think

>>39437806
>>39437823
yeah he posted that he was just having a conversation with her the whole time, ignoring all the good dubs posts that were there before.

>>39437746
"Bring me back some weed xD"

>>39437746
well when can we go get mcdonalds im hungry you expect me to wait on your beck and call thot

>>39437849
Thx but I want the bikini pic jkjgthbff

>>39437849
>uchicago
makes sense why she was so understanding of the autism then

>>39437849
I'm assuming you are white op

>>39437849
>black
>nose pierced
>926 miles away
Ehhh stick to the thread plan for a kek

>>39435684
>shitbook
>"kys"
....

>>39437849
>that smile
Is she auts?

Rolling for: the things I would do for one sniff

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2 fuckin weeks

>>39437910
If he's not going to follow his rules what's the point?

I'm just reading a conversation between two normies

>>39437856
Ah yeah, agreed.

I bet he thought he'd be better than us as setting up a date at McCuckold's. She's probably not even in Colorado.

>>39437856
>>39437952
I was hoping he'd start back up but that's clearly not gonna be the case. At least it was entertaining towards the beginning

>>39437865
yeah reroll this

>>39437910
I aint waiting 2 weeks to fuck a shecoon

>>39437910
You still up for thread dubs?

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>>39436009
THERE'S NO FATE, TAKE CONTROOOL

>>39437849
Shes got a fierce set of teeth in her head i will give her that

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This thread got weak

If trips send dick pic
you must deliver

>>39438139
He gave up, hes not doing it anymore.
Fun while it lasted though.

>>39437977
I second this.
Origatoni

>>39438160
Really though. And you have to say "do you like my blade?"

>>39438211
Yes! dick and ask if she likes that blade

>>39438211
You gotta say this OP
doubles say so
DO IT
JUST
DO
IT

Text this


I would love to go to McDonalds and discuss things like why hitler did nothing wrong and your favouite movie.

>>39437910
"I want to bigmac your mcflurry"

>>39437910
I want you to McTickle my McNuggets

>>39437910
>>39438411
>>39438433
Then you have to say:
I'm lovin it!

>>39438411
>>39438433
>>39438461

Dubs say you have to say them

OP!
>>39438411
>>39438433
>>39438461
>>39438499
You can not ignore these dubs!

COME ON DO IT OP
you have to

don be a fagit op

>>39437910
Roasties gonna roast
Drop her and go find another one that's more willing. She's pretty much saying that she is fucking someone else.

>>39437910

>>39438411
>>39438433
>>39438461
>>39438499

>>39438576
OP If you do not do it i will be very disappointed

>>39437849

>being proud of getting attention from a black girl

lol black girls are sooo fucking easy if you are white. White dudes just don't put themselves out there enough to get the results of other races

Trips get
SHOW BEPIS

>>39437910
Hows the convo going now?
You still here?

>>39437910
Would you like to RP with me :3

>>39438411
7ZIP

organego

>>39434867

I want it to be this

>>39438797
That would be a good one

HE WEN GON DON BEEN A FAGGOT OP
No dun

Now that we know she is a negress, if DUBS you must say
"I know they have chicken at McDonald's, but I'm not sure about the watermelon"

>>39439816
Dammit. If reroll then do it op

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You're the weakest OP I've seen in all my travels.