How do I get a pervert gf.

>>39434685
Find one then prove you're worth her time.

Perverts with innocent facade are so cute.
I wish i could talk to one.

>>39434712
>Find one
This is the difficult part though.

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Nerdy perverts are literally perfect.

>>39434685
>exhentai
>tentacles
>X-ray

this bitch is crazy would not recommend

>>39434723
Yes but every true pilgrim must make the journey to ensure only the finest wheat makes it from so much chaff.

>>39434685
Tumblr
So many females on there into various forms of porn
Unlikely they're going to be as attractive as your average animu girl though

>>39434685
Finding a pervert is easy. Sluts abound out there.

Finding one who wants to be a dirty slut but only for one man, however, is much harder to find. You can basically be certain that if you land a pervert gf, she has developed those perversions/kinks through actual sexual exploration with other dudes unless she is butt ugly.

>>39434806
Well usually pilgrims know the location of their goal. With this it's just a matter of luck running into it.

>>39434892
My understanding is the location of your goal is in the heart of a pervert girl, no?

>>39434777
>not using the thumbnails on exhentai

She's absolutely mad.

>>39434999
But the location of the girl is unknown. Pilgrims know precisely where to go, it's just a matter of walking there.

>>39435075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilgrimage
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilgrim
>wander
>metaphorical
>allegory
>internal destination

>>39434742
delet this kurisu is pure

>pervert gf
Anon pls, we all know women do not enjoy sex.

>>39435178
By visiting holy places and seeking to experience what the holy men experienced. Did you really think you just walk to the fields of Kummu to throw some sponge at an altar? No, the point is to immerse yourself in the environment and feel what Vivec and the farmer felt and to become humble

>>39435639
Exactly now go on your journey and attain the required state of mind and spirit needed to find what you seek.

>>39434685
>tfw huge pervert but too shy about it so i mix up horror with my pervertedness to hide it
Nothing better than finding anons who wanna beat me up

>>39436258
Are you a girl (female or male) by chance?

>>39436307
I am female (female), anon. I just really like getting beaten up and getting pumped up.

>>39436413
I would talk to you but i'm broken right now. Make some other anon happy and post some way to contact you.

>>39436413
c-can I bully you?

>>39436258
>>39436413


Worthless fucking roastie. You make me sick

>>39434685
try finding a pervert gf when you're a grill it's 2x as hard

>>39436474
I would say it's even more hard.

>>39436446
How are you broken? You should get some duct tape to mend it.
>>39436459
I'll bully you back.

>>39436460
Hey, if I make you sick can you send me some of your vomit?

>>39436474
uhm how perverted do you need

>>39436413
>all the original kids with the pumped up kicks

>>39436528
Someone just opened a scar that i thought was healing so i'm stuck here.
Duct tape should do the work though, do you have any?

>>39436528
send me discord and we can bully each other

>>39436548
Pumped up is excited, anon. I get excited easily and I'm just everywhere. Sometimes my mind goes blank from excitement.
>>39436564
I only have medical gauss, sorry anon. You might have to look a bit harder.
>>39436567
Post yours first, anon. I'll post mine in response.

>>39434716
Shit dude; the best kind of stoicism is one in which you mask a plethora of fetishist behaviors and only reveal your perversions after having cemented yourself as typically serious in a relationship. I've managed to get my """ asexual""" gf to do all kinds of adorably depraved shit and Sweet fucking Jesus; it really is a downward spiral and her near constant humiliation gets my cock rock hard.

>>39436659
anonbegone#7390

>>39436814
I feel like I've seen your name before. Spooky#2970 only add me if you're willing to beat me up

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>go online and look up local sex addiction support groups
>attend meetings until you find an eventual girl there
>listen to her talk about her past (bonus points if she does her first step)
>learn what triggers her
>?
>Profit

>>39434685
Women will never be as sexual as men

Women will never have access to exhentai