Could I speak to one of the 6 heterosexuals on this board

Hi. What is up, anon.

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>>39434217
Make that 5 because I just realized I like traps now, it's too late for me.

>>39434217
How can I help you, anon.

>>39434240
How do you do, fellow heterosexual?

>>39434217
You rang? We finally green-lighting operation Faggotshoot?

>>39434264
I sucked off a guy in college. I hope this doesn't change anything between us

I'm straight and I don't mind all the gay/trap shit but it is surprising how much there is

>>39434217
Anon number 4 reporting in

Hi heterofrens,

I've recently met this australian art student who I really like, And I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual. Thing is, Our friendship is completely based off "banter". She's told me some stuff about her that I've mocked her for. But she has no clue just who I am as a person, I really like her and I want to talk about it before she leaves

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Don't delude yourself. We're all fags here.

>>39434349
I have no original idea what you are trying to say.

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>>39434384
Basically, She knows me as a mean cunt who talks shit around her all day, And I want to introduce her to 'me', as a person
I'm sorry if I'm not making a lot of sense, I'm a bit tired
PIC related, Some of her art

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There are none. Talk to a brick wall faggot.

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>>39434217
I dont even know what I am, but If I had to guess, Id say im a literal hole for sale

>>39434597
posting that gif alone was enough to tell us that

>>39434496
Since you two are already comfortable around each other, why don't you just go have a coffee with her and tell her you like her and take it from there.
Look, I know this board is known for its extreme sperginess, but this isn't rocket science.
>inb4 REEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

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>>39434709
Hey anon, Thanks for the response! Was already getting a little bit worried that my thread was gonna die. I've never really thought about just talking about my feelings, We're from 2 whole different worlds (Australian raised in a strict family by a mom and step-dad and a partially polish white guy raised by a single dad in the netherlands). Thing is that I'm kinda fearing to come off as inconsiderate or just plain annoying, I've been having some thoughts lady and I am legit fearing she's just using me as an entertainment. Since I'm not allowed to post pictures of myself, I'll paint one using words

-6'0" 140lbs
-Dirty blonde with blue eyes
-some social skills
-used to work out a lot
-look tired
I'd say I was a def, But she looks like she's way out of my league. She has done some incredibly good art, And I really like it.
On the other note, How are all the other anons doing?

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>>39434217
I love women as well, OP. I touched a woman's ass Friday, it was soft and jiggly and felt great in my hand.

>>39434217
Hells yeah.

Traps are gay.

Well frens, I am calling it a night, Discuss your thoughts. Leave a post or just compliment someone else while I'm gone <3