>tfw realized my cum is acting like a glue to all my sisters'

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I love this fucking post, my God.

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>fapping in the shower
Jesus, you guys should've learned years ago that semen coagulates into fucking super glue if you add water
Just shoot your boys into the toilet bowl or your faptowel

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>tfw cum on the sink
>smells like chlorine & humidity
Makes me gag senpai

>>39434037
What is that smell???
Walking through the plant today,
Scooping up what gets away,
It's cum cum, cum cum,

Something's smelling pretty ripe,
Coming from that sewer pipe,
It's cum cum, cum cum,

You know, everybody knows
Who can smell it with their nose,
It's cum cum, cum cum,
I've got Cum Cum Cum Cum on my shoe,
I've got Cum Cum on my shoe,
It's Cum Cum, Cum Cum,
But first, you gotta...
You gotta, you gotta, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to,
Cumman!
Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme,
Cumman!
Don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme no,
Cumman!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on shit.
He's got cummies cummies

>>39434037
>tfw my college had to send out multiple messages to stop cumming in the showers because it was fucking up the pipes or some shit
>Still beat my meat in there everyday

>>39434165
>Spend months fapping into toilet
>Annual cleaning day comes around
>Scrubbing toilet
>Notice entire front half of the inside of the bowl is just yellow with dried cumstains
Even fapping into the toilet is barely safe. At least a cum rag you can hide away and wash every few days or so.

Listen listen, you have to use cold water otherwise it coagulates (like and egg more or less) and it becomes sticky. Also inspect the drain and if you see any hairs pull them out and flush them down the toilet.

>>39434037
>>39434389
>he doesn't fap on the toilet before cumming into toilet paper and flushing it prior to taking a shower

For some reason I could never do it in the shower, it was really hard to get an erection in there

>>39434389
do you never flush?
flushing at least twice immediately post-fap seems to eliminate any clinging sperms

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>our shower drain got blocked the other day

Is that you, little brother?

>>39434813
Turn the temperature down and move out of the main water stream.

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>>39434813
>tfw i have a shower bench
>can sit and fap and not have to worry about leg cramps
feels great senpai

>> 39434389
routinely disappointed in robots for not eating their cum. It tastes good and fun to play. Just realized goos they sell kiddos psyop. Better than ducking a toilet

>>39434037
Pour some drain killer down

>>39435045
I did that the other day and it just made it worse.

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>>39434037
>Door Lock Broken
>Shower Door Lock Broken
>Bedroom door lock broken

>Nowhere to fap because there are children running around everywhere that I have to babysit

im getting angryyy

>>39434165
I didn't fucking know this and something similar happened. I would cum on my hands and wash them in the sink and not surprisingly it clogged and my father had to unclog it

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>>39434165
>be teenager
>bought my own wash cloths without my parents knowing
>kept them as fap rags
>would use one for the whole year and then burn them in the fire pit while my parents were at work
>made a whole ritual of fapping as much as I possibly could the night before a burning to give each rag one last hurrah
>would stare into the fire and watch as each rancid wash cloth would slowly burn with my year's worth of cum stored into it

Now that I've moved out I just fap into the toilet. Wash cloths are cheap but I don't feel like wasting the money on them now.

>>39434037
when i was thirteen or so i was in that phase of masturbatingh like twice a day, and while we were at vacation at my grandma's house, the easiest way was just to jack off into the toilet
well, that vacation my dad replaced the toilet and did some work to the drain pipe
i was so paranoid that it had all accumulated and they would know what i was doing
lol
kids

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>>39434037
don't make a huge deal of something that isn't.
your solution is >pic related or any other sulfuric acid drain opener. It will restroy any organic matter in your drain

The trick is to use cold water right when you cum, i hold one hand over top and catch it, slides right out into the drain