How do you know you like sex if youll never have it?

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>>39431470
*burp* well *burp* Morty, how do you know you like Schmuck prawlings if you've never been to Camtamtomnya? *burp* Some things aren't meant to be tried.

>>39431470

How do you know torture is a bad thing if you'll never experience it?

>>39431600
because you have experienced pain and torture implies multitudes of that.. but you have never experienced sex so how would you know?

>>39431470
ewww theres shit

>>39431760
>can compare other pain to torture but conveniently ignores masturbation compared to sex
lame af troll is lame.

>>39431791
Thread literally ends here. OP BTFO

>>39431760
Because I have experienced sexual pleasure from masturbation and sex implies multitudes of that

>>39431791
masturbation isn't even in the same ballpark as sex buddy I hate to break it to you. they barely register as the same sport

the "le masturbation can beat sex" meme is an awful trick and I hope you haven't bought into it

>>39431760
I've experienced pleasure and sex implies multitudes of that.

>>39431842
originally read this >>39431844

>>39431470
that a prostitute or some basic spring breaker bitch?

>>39431844
okay, so then your last statement about torture is negated then, because common pain can't be compared to actual torture.

your words are nonsense, definitely not logical, contradicting.

>>39431852
>pleasure and sex
>multitudes of that
what is bdsm? you guys act like everyone who has ever had sex enjoyed it every single time

goddamn this place is hopeless

>>39431876
no it makes sense you just wouldn't know the difference because you have never experienced it.. that's the whole point. visceral experience bub.

I have felt pain but I have not been tortured.
I have masturbated and I have had sex.. they aren't the same thing

>>39431876
You've already experienced pain and know you don't like it. You may like fapping but it's incomparable to sex. You're a fucking joke, kid.

>>39431902
something doesn't have to be identical for you to know you'll enjoy it.
what point are you trying to make? the point that you're a troll?

>>39431842
Bazinga
>>39431865
this desu >>39431876

>>39431924
the point that you have no idea what you are talking about for starters. I was answering OPs question to begin with

>>39431909
>i know i don't like pain, so i won't like torture
>i like fapping, but i guess sex is a mystery
this is how stupid you and OP are, good job, no one falling for it, kys.

>>39431470
DEY LICK DA POO POO

>>39431842

Not really. You know how to please yourself so it's good. Sex is complicated and often bad because you're relying on another person. Pussy isn't magical pleasure tissue, it's just flesh not unlike your hand

>>39431939
you were answering him but quoting me? you weren't making the point that i don't know what i'm talking about, you're changing the subject now.

>tfw talking to trolls

>>39431946
Sex isn't just working with your cock, fucktard. Sex is 90%mental and 10% physical.

>>39431470
Well that is just filthy

>>39431959
>often bad because you're relying on another person
I guess handjobs and blowjobs suck then.

>>39431946
>but i guess sex is a mystery
it might as well be. you think you are going to find the clitoris without touching a pussy dude? goddamn you might as well become a monk now
>>39431978
I answered back anyone who suggested that masturbation is akin to sex because that is figuratively and literally wrong

>>39431984
nice making shit up out of thin air, le troll poster.

>>39432004
>calling masturbation and sex both good means sex = masturbation, words inserted into my mouth by a faggot troll nigger

>>39431994

If the person is bad or doesn't know what they're doing then yes, it's absolutely awful, at worst literally painful

>>39432031
you keep saying sex is good and it isn't always good why are you saying that unless you didn't know what you are talking about

>>39432012
I can back him up. The physical part stays the same. There's only so much dick you can put inside. But when you think about what you are doing and why, it gets a lot better.
Getting my wife pregnant was the best sex I ever had until now.

Sex with random sloots = worse than masturbation
Sex with mutual attraction = much better than masturbation
Sometimes you need the random sloots if you're in a bit of a dry spell.

>>39431844
>the "le masturbation can beat sex" meme
Not him, but I have a healthy sexual life and yes, sex is very overrated. Sex is about giving, you can't be selfish, otherwise your partner won't be satisfied.

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>all these idiots saying sex isn't good
Oh well then I guess people cheat all the time and ruin their relationships just because they were bored. They couldn't settle for masturbation, which is the superior option as you fags claim

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>>39432012
I've been having sex since I was 12. I think I know what doing. A big cock is useless if you don't know how to use it. The mental game seals the deal. My cock has seen more action than you ever will.

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>>39431955
God damn I laughed way too hard at this

>>39432053
>>39432075
>>39432144
lol... whatever.. this shit thread is all your to troll in, haha, fuggin losers. XD

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>>39432144
Nice rice krispies dick you got there

>>39432174
>haha, fuggin losers. XD
t. virgin on /r9k/