Kill me

>>39431193
>I masturbated again to cheese pizza
Nothing wrong with this

I don't feel guilty anymore

well at least there was no walnut sauce on the pizza

rpeorted u pedo mods! reee xD

>>39431193
anon, was this illegal cheese pizza, or was this bordeline/not quite illegal but kinda dodgy? if legal gib link many thank

Don't worry anon the FBI will arrest you soon,so you don't have to worry jacking it to cheese pizza anymore.

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>>39431193
I gave cheese pizza a good cheecial, and then ate it.

>>39432069
this desu familian

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>be me
>tonsils removed
>no solids for half a month
>see pizza hut and dominos commercials
>rock fucking hard
>start googling pictures of actual pizza
>save gifs with cheese oozing
>beat off to some at some point
>erection every time I eat it now
What the fuck happened

>>39431193
bad anon don't do that

but at least you aren't raping kids irl

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>>39432134
tip sent
>>39432099
u to
>>39432069
u three

Why is this board filled with pedophiles?

>>39432189
Cause they got no gf, lol

>>39432209
lol us chads fuck women and we dont need to manipulate little girls for sex

>>39431193
I'm genuinely glad it doesn't get posted on 4chan hardly at all anymore.
When it was posted constantly I hated it, then got tempted, then gave in a few times for a cheeky fap, then realised what I was doing and have hated it since whilst hating myself for giving into it a few times.

>>39432223
this desu famalan

>>39432223
I sincerely doubt any of the actual pedos here could actually manipulate a little girl for sex. They're too beta to even approach a little girl

> be me searching bing for old cartoon show
> turn safe search off
> pictures of naked little girls come up

That was 2 months ago haven't used bing since.

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>>39431193
I'm like 90% sure admitting to this is illegal, enjoy prison faggot.

>>39432265
newfag its not illegal

>>39432285
this famalanm

>>39432263
Shit. They're pretty aggressive in their competition with Google.

>>39431193
you have to stop before you get used to it. rewarding yourself via orgasm conditions you to do it on a regular basis, even if it makes you feel pathetic and disgusting

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>>39432265
?
It's just cheese pizza

I had a Normiebook account in middle/high school, and some of the things the girls posted teetered on the edge of legality. I wonder whether I could've sold some of those pictures in the Deep Web or something.

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>>39432285
>Saying you whack to porn of someone under the age of 18

>Not illegal

It's illegal on the state and federal level you absolute mongoloid. Thaddeus McMicheals did the same thing and he's been in prison since 2012 and won't get out till September of next year, fuck outta here with that bs.

>>39432334
Think: what else shares its initials with cheese pizza?

>>39432351
Hey woah woah woah pardner OP was just talking about cheese pizza

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>>39431193
What is it you like so much about children? What "sexiness" do you see in them? Wat is going through your head when you're looking at a tiny midget with no tits, no sexual experience, no intelligence and child stink?

>>39432351
>People this retarded.

See this example.

I killed 4 people in the 90s.

Whooooooa! Am I going to be detained? No, faggot.

>>39432364
Cheesy pizza

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>>39432366
>Implying the feds aren't well versed in 4chan speech

This place is fbi field day you fugging retard, especially this fucking board post 2012.

>>39432380
>What is it you like so much about boobs? What "sexiness" do you see in them? Wat is going through your head when you're looking at a sack of meat on some whores chest?

>>39432397
With all the weirdo degenerates lurking this board you could definitely make a reasonable-doubt argument that OP litetally meant cheese pizza

>>39432263
bing is the pedo search engine
so much fucked up shit on there

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>>39432388
>I killed 4 people in the 90s
This thread is a gold mine

>>39432351
>everyone's American
You're the mongoloid here.

>>39432478
I bet this >>39432388 will be a critical piece of evidence in court.

Hey feds you enjoying this thread

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>>39432434
Yeah but it'd still be enough grounds for a warrant, and if they got that Op's hard drive would be scanned, and they'd definitely find his cheddar pizza.

>>39432599
I really hope the feds have better leads to follow than lurking this cesspool looking for casual pedos.

Or maybe not. If they have so much free time it's a good indicator, actually.

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>>39432069
this desu famalanan

>>39432407
That.. doesn't quite work, anon. At all.

>>39432599
Damn you're right
Adios opee

Hey feds you got any good memes

>>39432655
They have the dankest memes. Memes so dank that they have to be kept encrypted in Quantico and are only decrypted to expose the new blood to its dankest in order to immunise them.

>>39432655
>>39432567
>implying feds give a damn about anything that happens on this shit pit of a forum

>>39432635
With current surveillance they have time to investigate everything, why do you think people who make retarded fb posts get arrested?

>>39432232
How were you tempted by it at all? I saw that shit once accidently and it made me sick to my stomach for a little while afterwords. What about that is even remotely arousing?

>>39432652
boobs are a fetish
being a lolicon is a fetish
being a pedo is a fetish
how does it not work?

>>39432700
I mean we did have a guy kill himself multiple killers
And a school shooter

>>39432705
What about it is gross? Little girls are like women except they're smaller, cuter, have better skin, tighter slits and hairless bodies.

>>39432779
This thread is making all kinds of people put on The sex offenders list

>>39432730
An adult can consent to sex, as well as to appearing in pornography. A child can't. If you look at CP, you are literally seeing rape/molestation, or at the very least the exploitation and abuse of a child. If you don't understand what's wrong with that I don't know what to tell you

>>39432806
I've been an open pedophile here for years, I'm sure the FBI and the NSA already know all about me.

>>39431229
newfag doesn't know what cp is
kys

>>39432779
This reply goes to you too buddy
>>39432809

>>39432809
alright, fair point.
i didn't think about it that way.

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>>39432845
Textless posts are really really not allowed
Jesus fuck I'm being as original as I can

>>39432134

does this mean OP actually...delivers?

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>>39432730
Firstly, boobs are not a fetish. Secondly, you picked one word out of a whole question that had nothing to do with that word t make a completely asinine and, rankly, shit-brained response.

Is pedophilia just a result of a profound lack of intelligence?

>>39432925
how is liking boobs, ass, thiccness and etc not a fetish?

>>39432809
Most Cheese Pizzas that I watched actually male and female Cheese pizzas enjoyed action and they didn't seemed to mind having fun.

Our western society has twisted sexually so opposite that they satanized sex as something taboo but also something so good.
If little pizzas enjoy taking dick from you why would that leave any trauma to Little pizza? Its just fun they experience something new, how I wish when I was little pizza that some Milf came to me. Everyone had this dream

How does one view illegal content without getting caught?

>>39432949
Of those I'd say thiccness is the only real fetish. Straight guys are naturally attracted to TNA my dude

>>39432949
Are you really trying this hard to justify your pedophilia/CP consumption?

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>>39432965
>Most Cheese Pizzas that I watched actually male and female Cheese pizzas enjoyed action and they didn't seemed to mind having fun.
JESUS FUCK STOP ADMITTING THIS SHIT ON THE INTERNET
FBI FBI FBI PLS

>>39432973
Use incognito mode

>>39431193
>>39432069
Another good idea is to look up the Czech movie "Valerie and Her Week of Wonders."

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>>39432949
Holy shit, you absolute goon... the point was that they don't have anything on them that would signify sexual maturity. You know, the stuff that sane sane find attractive on a woman. You may as well be looking at a little, skinny boy with long hair.

>>39432351
Someone found his fucking usb stick with the shit on it at the library and that started the investigation and his facebook convos you mentioned were just used as evidence.

>>39432987
i just dont see how one thing is a fetish and the other isn't. they both are. it's just that one is (rightly) illegal to consume

>>39433034
fuck outta here feds

I aint googling that shit nigga

>>39432809
This post is stupid and doesn't make any sense. There's too much nonsense for me to address with anything less than a goddamned essay.
https://tomocarroll.wordpress.com/2015/08/06/the-staircase-has-not-one-step-but-many/
Read this to start I guess. Your definition of consent is just ad hoc bullshit.

>>39433035
Some people have scat, piss fetish which I cannot absolutelly understand, but yet its quite popular.

Or even BDSM fetish, so why is something that is much closer to natural thing so weird for you.

>>39433035
>the point was that they don't have anything on them that would signify sexual maturity. You know, the stuff that sane sane find attractive on a woman.
people jerk off to fucking furries and scat, is that representing sexual maturity?

>>39432380
>intelligence
>"""sexually experienced"""

You're a female aren't you?

What guy says "her intelligence got me hard"

>>39431193
This thread really makes me want to go to Little Caesar's

>Open cheese pizza thread.
>Get hungry.
I always lose.

>>39433035
Why do girls shave their body hair and wear makeup?

Get help OP.

I was in a similar situation before but the moment I reached 18 I went to a therapist. I've been going to a psychologist for a year now and its really helped, its pricey but I felt like killing my self because of my thoughts. I used to be unable to find adult women attractive, I masturbated solely to CD that I hoarded like crazy. My mind was completely warped from reading lolicon since I was 13.

Now I find adult women attractive and I don't masturbate to even lolicon. I don't feel awkward around little girls. I don't think about them sexually anymore.

The younger you are the easier it is to fix you. Paedophilia isn't incurable. All my therapists and psychologists have said it is.

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>>39433129
>>39433091
>what do you find so attractive about kids?
>"boobs are just meat!" "scat is a fetish!"

What is your malfunction? Christ you're like monkeys. Had no idea you people are suck fucked in the head that having simple questions asked forces you to have a stroke.

>>39433406
how about you actually answer the question and form a coherent argument, moralfag.

>>39433425
When someone having morals is an insult. What a den of degeneracy. Neck yourself.

>>39433406
I'll answer. I like how cute their faces are, how small and lithe their bodies are, how smooth their skin is, how small their nipples are, how flat their chests are, how bald their bodies are and how tight their slits are. I also like how they're playful and affectionate and straight-forward.

>>39433340
What did they tell you to fix it? Specifically interested in how to not be anxious around little girls bc worried about others figuring out your eyeballing them and finding out you're a closet pedo

>>39433406
You are fucking dumb from every possible point of view. From moral and biological.

Biologically we are wired to fuck as young as we can to reproduce, so once Young pizzas reach sexual maturity and can give birth we should fuck and that is around age 16

>>39433340
What was your brainwashing therapy like? I've always been curious what they do to you but I don't want to do it myself.

>>39433523
More like 13/14 m8

>>39432364
Chinese pussy? I don't get what all the fuss is about.

>>39433514
It was a lot of stuff. I went every two weeks over about a year.

Mostly it was to consider my feelings as just thoughts, similar to the feeling you get on a cliff of jumping off. It's not something you can control but you can easily dismiss it if you realise what it actually is and how little it means.

Don't eyeball little girls. You should appreciate them for being cute but that's later in the therapy. Once you get over seeing yourself as a paedophile and you've developed an attraction to adult women then you can think of little girls as what they actually are. Gross, but cute.

>>39433581
Cambodian Physiology

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>>39433509
Jesus Christ. Thank you, level-headed pedophile. How is that so difficult for some people?

That's still weird to me but thanks for the response. When I see a really attractive woman there's so many things I'm seeing like her body, her "energy" (if she's giving off a sexual vibe, the way she moves and poses, etc), her feet, how she chooses to dress, her voice and the things she might say, etc etc. I can't imagine getting anything from someone's little kid. It's completely absent on them. I see a kid and I just hope it doesn't grow up to be a retard.

>>39431193
>tfw periscope is literally just a bunch of pre-teen and teenage girls twerking
>Usually devolves into them getting naked
deleted the app

>>39433566
Good. I felt like killing myself constantly. The only thing stopping me was my family.

My psychologist was great. She was a geniuenly good person and really wanted to help me.

jesus fucking christ i may be hopelessly addicted to internet porn but never once have I thought "I want to wack off to a 5 year old girl"

>>39433642
I don't understand how little girls are supposed to be gross. They don't sweat as much as adults, they don't have armpit or pubic hair, they don't have loose labia minora, they don't have periods and they don't have vaginas discharge. Women are way more disgusting than little girls.

But I know people just say kids are gross because they're overcompensating for their repressed pedophilia. It's just like those super religious gay people.

>>39431193
dude, its hard, but getting caught for it is a very rare occurence unless you have THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF GIGABYTES of that shit, like all those pedos you see on cable news

its better off that youre not hurting anyone you know what I mean?

>>39433837
It's called cognitive behavioural therapy my dude. It made me understand how little girls are gross, they're way too young to understand etiquette and will just do gross shit without a care. Like farting, burping, picking their nose and eating it. Shit like that. If you actually spend time near children you'll realise that.

Seriously just give therapy a try. Speak to a local therapist. They first session is always free.

>>39433911
>Like farting, burping, picking their nose and eating it.
implying all that shit isn't hot/adorable

>>39433911
>Go to therapy
>Yes I have an issue with some sexual feelings
>its just that this 6 year old is really hot

*get arrested*

>>39433958
I used to know a guy from UK that killed himself because the therapist snitched on him when he tried to get help.

>>39433911
>Like farting, burping, picking their nose and eating it. Shit like that. If you actually spend time near children you'll realise that.
Dude, I'm glad that you're more comfortable with yourself now, but really, that's not nearly as gross as adult women who do drugs, sleep around, get tattoos, and wear makeup.

>>39432351
That's because Thaddeus actually had child porn.

>>39433911
I went to a therapist at my university. He offered the conversion therapy but I said I wasn't interested. I don't have a problem with being a pedophile apart from everyone being crazy about it and hating me.

Also those things aren't gross they're totally cute. I hated when I went to middle school and all the girls suddenly stopped doing anything fun.

>>39433934
I find it gross but whatever. Either way man give therapy a try. You're a person, there's more to you than your paedophilia you need to focus on that. Jacking off to cp can land you in jail for life, the more you do it the higher the risk.

>>39433958
I went to two therapists and a psychologist. I haven't been turned it. It's actually a semi common thing for them to deal with people with our problem. The only things that will get you in jail is admitting to raping a little girl or saying you will rape a specific girl. I told my therapist and psychologist that I masturbated to lolicon and candy doll. I deleted it but then later in the therapy I fell back into it and told my psychologist. She didn't report me she helped me stop. The fear of getting reported is completely irrational you should fear getting arrested for watching cp or living depressed and hated for the rest of your life.

>>39434000
I live in the U.K. I'm fine.

>>39434031
Yeah I agree modern women are degenerate but they're not all like that. And besides we all masturbate to ideals not realities.

>>39432840
>being presumptuous

>>39433911
>everyone acts the same

See this is why conversion therapy is bullshit, it relies on convincing you of fucking lies and trying to gross you out as if those feelings will just magically go away without any sign of them left

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>>39432809
>>A male can consent to sex, as well as to appearing in pornography. A female can't. If you look at str8 porn, you are literally seeing rape/molestation, or at the very least the exploitation and abuse of a female. If you don't understand what's wrong with that I don't know what to tell you.
FIFY

i highly suggest you kill yourself before you touch a little kid

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>>39431193

move to the next level

fuck a cheese pizza

>>39434166
I highly suggest you keep telling people to do things that they wont do out of spite

now go back to whining about boipucci

>>39434063
Give it a try. You probably had a similar problem to me. I found little girls more pure and cute than adult women. They're not vindictive, cruel or manipative, they simply enjoy being with you and want your attention. But the thing is that's not true. That's a fantasy we've both made up, it's scarier to think that isn't the case than be the most despised thing on earth.

Therapy helps deconstruct the fantasies and walls we've built to deal with life. Just stick to it, your life will be so much better. I feel so relieved I don't have this fear, guilt and self hate hanging over me every time I go outside and am reminded I'm a paedophile.

>>39434221
>He paid a lady to brainwash him

oh how retarded some people can be

>fap to something horrible
>hate myself afterward, and drag it all into the trash and swer never to do it again
>2 days later i need to fap to it again
>pray i didnt empty the trash folder
>drag the horrible shit out of the trash so i can fap to it again
>feel like a monster afterward, drag it back into the trash again and secure empty trash this time
>2 days later i need to fap to it again
>download software to recover items that have been secure emptied from the trash

>>39434105
>>39434262
It won't work if you don't want it to work. You can choose to be a paedophile for the rest of your life or you could choose not to be.

It's completely up to you. Just stop watching CP at the very least, don't go to jail and have your life ruined.

>>39434280
>Discord in a nutshell

>>39433814
what about 8

>>39434221
It's not like children are some foreign concept to me. A few years ago I was a child myself, and I was most definitely cute, sweet and cuddly. Sure some kids are brats but that's just because they're people.

I don't feel any guilt or self-hate, I managed to avoid that social brainwashing somehow.

>>39434470
Plenty of little girls are terrific. They're adorable wonderful little things.

You may not be convinced now but in the future just remember there's always the option to get rid of your attraction. It's not hard you just have to want to change.

>>39432364
ohh wow so that's why they call it that....always wondered.

>>39434136
>when watching cp goes full circle and makes you a sjw

>choose to sign contract
>getting paid in exchange for getting fucked on camera

>rape

>>39432567
It's ok I guess....be glad when they send me back to the streets though.

>>39434720
There's plenty of child porn where the child got paid

>>39433738
Those streams always get the most viewers. Saw one guy catch his daughter the other day dancing in shorts and crop top. Next broadcast she was a mental wreck crying her eyes out. Some fucked up emotional girls on there.

When do people start thinking that sex is intrinsically harmful to children? Obviously children don't believe it themselves.

we've never had technology like this before, children have never been able to live stream themselves so easily.

it's a gigantic gray area. left to their own devices, children will show themselves off nude, they don't have qualms about it.
it's basically like, "oh shit, avert your eyes, a child has decided to disrobe" like why the fuck should you go to jail for that? it's utterly ridiculous.

children shouldn't have app access though. i understand for emergencies, but it's getting out of hand.

>>39435772
originally it wasn't sex that was the issue. it was a girl's virginity. a high price was assigned to this, so society did what it could to protect it before she was married off. for boys it didn't matter. eventually this morphed as feminism grew throughout the 20th century and the concern over virginity was replaced with rape. now virginity isn't an issue, and women should be free to do whatever they want but still be as valuable as the day they were born. instead, MEN are the one with the issue. men have too much freedom and we need to label everything they do as RAPE. if she's drunk it's rape. if she's young it's rape. if she regrets it's rape. if she's married it's rape. this shift really seemed to take off in the 70s or so it looks like and only seems to have gotten worse since then.

>>39435880

CP is illegal because of misandry, it's really that simple. Age of Consent was instituted by feminists (interestingly in the UK the act of law which established the AoC also outlawed homosexual acts, and this act was what Alan Turing ended up being prosecuted under and then having his body violated). Then "child porn" laws were established in the 80's and 90's again mostly by feminists. It's predicated on promoting the idea that male sexuality is somehow evil.

It's currently legal for me to watch the burning alive or beheading of men in HD. Or I can watch a video of a boy being decapitated and never be prosecuted. It would be just as easy for the state to prosecute this as for prosecuting viewers of CP.

>>39431193
Plot twist: OP literally masturbated to cheese pizza

A good pizza, hot, properly cooked, and made with high-quality ingredients is worth an orgasm

>>39436013
I know the history, but how do horny adolescents so quickly start accepting Victorian era feminist bullshit? I'm probably just underestimating the power of conformist normies.

Children lack self-awareness and higher faculties of cognition.
They are literally not psychologically developed.
It is unfair to take advantage of children in any context, it is like overpowering them, and children are naturally obedient towards elders.
It is a breach of trust.
Furthermore, a child can never understand an adults world, empathise, sympathise etc., in the way another adult can.
You should seek a peer (equal) not someone who can never fulfil you.

>>39436263
in that case I see no problem here

>>39436645
I hugged my mom when I was little, was that okay?

>>39432364
Cyberpunk
Combat Power

>>39432364

Anon read an Encyclopedia Dramatica or knowyourmeme article every once in a while.

CP stands for cuckold pornography. The OP is aroused by dominating alpha males pleasuring his girlfriend, but as this is socially unacceptable he's force to refer to it in this manner.

>>39434720
>when witch hunters hunt witch hunters

>choice is an illusion
>money is to tax for army to murder

>regret is not the same thing as mistake, nor is sex that you like nor agree to something that you never would regret

>>39436414
children have less freedom than they've ever had due to hysterical helicopter parents. they don't even have a chance to see other sides to the story. they might have unsupervised internet access but the sites they go on are all super policed boring shit anyway, nothing like how the internet was back in the day

>>39431193
You should seek help asap, or you might go to jail, and then your life will be over. You seem to know, that what you're doing is wrong, and that's good. You are a good person, and you need to find this person again. I know you can.

>>39437300
>find this good person again
Seriously dog go back to plebbit, ethics and legality aside.

>>39432826
Do you think I can let them know I'm an open not-pedophile? I jack it to loli and shota, and I think I accidentally looked up the words "child" and "porn" together in Google after panicking over a ransom-ware attack, but I don't like little kids!

Hear that, feds? I really don't!

>>39437398
This isn't /b/ faggot. I want to help my fellow robots.

>>39435772
Ethics evolve over time. It was about sex before marriage. The sex age was raised by feminists to protect their younger selves from falling victim to puppy love, and never meaning anything to their man. People are short sighted and let themselves confuse where this all started. We switched witch hunting from homosexual, of which is also against christianity, to a bigger and more common problem, sex outside of marriage, during our sexual revolution that was started in the USA.

Remember kids if you want a big thread talk about being a pedo

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>>39438712
Fuck off back to plebbit you filthy normie scum.

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>>39438712
>discusses illegal content on Facebook of all things instead of something at least semi-anonymous like a chan
>makes an entire series of incriminating posts and comments and then claims they were jokes, thus admitting he actually did write them
>hides collection in obviously named folders ("things\don't click\teens")

wow