Weed stories

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>How was your first time smoking weed?
Great. I was alone in my room. It wasn't that amazing because I had done Shrooms twice before, and shrooms are way stronger.
>Was it fun?
Yes. I watched animes all day.
>Was it shit?
No.
>Do you still smoke?
Yes. It helps a lot with my depression.

Did I smok it?
>yes
How did it go?
>basically like a big bug got near me and then I saw it.
>the weed
>then I smoked it
>fun
>I had fun
>then I had fun

Brain damage general yay!

>>39430260
more like DEA honeypot general

Smoke weed every day just got a new job as an SWE & I'm working from home. Going to smoke when I'm off my last shift of this job.

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Just imagine waking up to this and tasting black pudding everytime you burp. Dont fall for the alcohol Meme. I started drinking only one year ago and this is the result.

>>39430108
Wahahaahahhahahaha anon! Holy fuck anon! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! First time I smoked weed I was 12 and I didn't get high. The first time I got high and jacked off was fucking INTENSE.

>>39430659
well i have to silence the roaring void inside somehow and weed is fucking illegal so i guess alcohol it is.

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>>39430108
>tfw have multiple weed induced panic attacks and multiple experiments with psychedelics within a few months and now can't smoke weed anymore.

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>>39430292
>DEA has men combing Norwegian ice fishing board for people admitting to smoking a few grams of weed

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>>39430108
>smoke weed for the first time
>"you won't get high the first time, anon"
>he was right
>smoke from like 10 joints a few weeks later over the course of a few days
>don't get high from any
>could be that I was already pissed so I couldn't tell the difference but I doubt it
>"lol anon you need to take it in"
>show them that I am doing it right and they even agree
>still don't feel shit even after taking multiple sting hits

I'll have to try it again when I'm not drunk but I'm starting to think I have some kind of resistance to it

>>39431836
Have you ever tried smoking weed and jacking off?

>>39433051
my, arent you obsessed with that

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>>39433072
You bet your ass. Of course I am.

I feel more of an effect from drinking a cup of coffee than smoking a bowl. Literally placebo the drug