School Shooter Achievements: Anti-Chad Edition

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>>39427604
Tard patrol
>Kill all the special ed kids
The bigger they are...
>Kill a fat kid
...The harder they fall
>Use his body as a meat shield
Bro's before hoes
>Spare Chad but rape and murder Stacy

>>39427604
Just like darksouls
>shoot ten cops

Getting an Upgrade.
>Find a better gun than your own on school grounds

>kool kid
Steal and smonk some of Chad's weed

>>39427604
The Great Escape
>kill a black kid just before he successfully evades you
You can run...
>Score a kill using a trap
...But you can't hide
>Kill someone you can't currently see using a thrown projectile
The hero we deserve
>fend off an attack from someone trying to save their mates
You can't kill what's already dead
>survive 3 bullet wounds and kill whoever afflicted them
Golden Snitch
>report yourself to the cops but successfully shoot up the school the next day anyway
American Education
>kill someone more than twice your weight

Can't remember if these were some of the achievements in the other thread so apologies

>>39427604
Special forces
>kill a police officer with the help of another tard
21 chromosome salute
>kill a downy and salute him
-100
>have an officer kill an innocent
In sheep's clothing
>Begin a shooting, trick a class into hiding you with them upon lockdown, and massacring the students after the door is locked
Alpha male
>shoot a chad's dick off then rape him
Deadly dance
>give a chad an unloaded gun and bullets, then shoot up the school without killing him
Teachery
>Torture a teacher into killing a student with their hands

>>39427604
>David & Goliath
Kill the smallest and biggest kid simultaneously.
>Carb up!
Find the time to eat in school cafeteria (Bonus points if you leave the change for food)
>You'll have to clean this mess!
Leave janitor alive.
>Max Payne
Perform shooting while being high on painkillers
>Hotline Miami
Perform shooting wearing highschool jacket and animal mask (Bonus points for using Rooster mask)
>I shot the Sheriff
Shoot security guard while smoking the blunt
>Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer!
Kill the jewest person in the school (Bonus points if you manage to do it while blasting German marches through speakers)
>Kiss of Death
Force a roastie (Bonus points for Stacy) to kiss the local virgin, then shoot the roastie.
>I have nothing to lose.
Perform school shooting being completely naked (Bonus points if you have big bush)
>Cool clock Ahmed!
Kill the middle-eastern schoolboy who happens to have the hand clock
>First of my kind.
Perform school shooting crossdressed as a girl.

>>39427604
>Did you see that?!
Kill someone by throwing a projectile from a long distance
>Hold her tighter, she's a fighter
Grab a roastie and crush them by only using your hands
>Breivik would be proud
Kill everyone on the swim team after triggering an explosive somewhere else in town
>I bet you thought I was joking
get a kill by setting up a booby trap and have a piece of paper telling people to not enter the room, ala Cho.
>No more mister nice guy
Be the nicest person in the school for years and have no one expect you to do it, then get the highscore.
>Surprise!
Commit the shooting on the first day of school
>The gasoline fiend
Kill people by only using fire related weapons

>The Twinkie Offense
Start the massacre by murdering the LGBT president

>a Well Disciplined VC
shoot a student frozen in fear

>Best Korea
Have your explosives fail to detonate

>Kike Krowd Krusher
Shoot up the Hebrew School

>The Internet's Busiest School Shooter
Frame Anthony Fantano for the massacre... again

>A Taste of Your Own Medicine
Kill the school nursing staff

>Hard (Common) Core
Hold the math teacher at gun point and ask what 3 + 5 * 8 equals, 64 or 43? Regardless of what he answers, respond by saying both. Shoot him 43 times with one weapon and 64 with another.

>Space Invaders
throw a grenade in a narrow hallway or corridor
>Fatality
Kill the last remaining student with an execution move. Bonus points if it's a Chad or Stacy.
>What was that noise?
Kill everyone in the school without getting caught
>Turncoat
Equip the uniform of a dead student, and escape
>Thank you Mario, but the princess is in another castle
Plot revenge against Stacy, but have her be absent on the day of your massacre
>Mother is the first other
Begin by killing your family
>It really didn't
Broadcast "I tried so hard..." by Linkin Park over the speakers during the massacre
>End of the line
Come to school early, and destroy the school bus as it arrives
>Dig Dug
Force oxygen from a fire extinguisher down someone's throat, until they die
>It takes two to tango
Bring an accomplice, and begin the shooting during dance class
>Go home and be a family man
Kill at least 3 students without using any weapons
>Lo-Tec Weaponry
Complete the shooting only using TEC-9 submachine guns, in honour of Klebold and Harris
>John Rambo
Run into a forest to make your escape

>>39427731
>tard patrol
>not unnatural selection

>crawling in my skin
Play a Linkin Park song through loudspeakers while you carry out your death wish
>Red Dead Resentment
forget to bring ammo
>Day of the Rope
Kill one of every race, two for every kind of fag, any Jew in sight, racer mixers have their corpses tied together and hung from the roof
>shitstorm
Save up a massive collection of your feces and place them in barrels rigged to blow all over the school
>GARBAGE DAY
spare only the custodians
>in for a penny, in for a pound
LARP as a Zionist jew, planning years in advance by converting to Judaism, researching the Talmud,Torah and becoming an ardent political and cultural supporter of Israel and Jewish culture. Siding with Israel for every geopolitical issue, shilling for them at political events, internet discussion forums, comments sections, voting for pro zionist and jewish government policies, and becoming politically active, going so far as to get involved with jewish government officials and hang a picture of Bill Kristol on your wall. Finally make sure you never clear your internet history in this time and leave your room littered with jewish literature and Israeli Zionist articles and books so when the FBI raids your house they find years of Ultra zionist Jew supremacist material and evidence to only further back up your massive ploy of being a radical, zionist Israeli ultranationalist unhinged Jew that hates goyim and left entire screeds in journals about "the gentiles". Write a poor but half assed version of the turner diaries except its by a Zionist Jew and Rothschild is referred to as "the great one". Finally dress up in traditional Jew clothing and grow your hair out in those silly pigtails. Wear a shirt that says "one man shoa" on it.

>>39427604
>young blood
shoot up a school when your younger then 10

>The master of trickery
Challenge Chad to a fight, then right before he has a chance to punch you, take out your gun and shoot him and the surrounding viewers.

>Roastie slayer
Target only women

>Thanks for the good grade

Look in the room of a teacher who you like/don't dislike and only wink at them before leaving.