>>39427210 Roastie escort

>>39427210
I find her extremely attractive...

>$3,000
>4 hour minimum

what are you supposed to do for 4 hours when you're a premature ejaculator virgin?

>>39427322
>implying you've never had like 4 wanks in a row before

>>39427322
You could probably spend that time cuddling and pretending you have a girlfriend. I don't know.

Smoke cigarettes and play poker?

Even if you're good at sex, what do you even do for 4 hours?

TALK?

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>>39427210
>that hair
my ultimate weakness

>>39427210
It's not cute, not even really dazed.
Cuteness when waking up next to a woman (beautiful or not) is not based on visual aspects. You will never wake up to a woman looking that good, unless she woke up 2 hours before you just to do her make-up and hair then get back in bed.

The cuteness is pulling her close in, wrapping your arm around her and feeling her small hands grasp your bicep out of comfort. You can feel that she feels she's safe. She presses her soft butt into your groin and adjusts her back to run parallel to your chest. You bury your nose into the back of her neck, giving her tender kisses as she squeaks and giggles ever so slightly. Then you both slowly get up and hop in the shower while making as little eye contact as possible because good jesus are humans (especially women) their ugliest immediately after waking up.

Fuck like rabbits then make breakfast.

t. /r9k/ compromiser who wakes up next to a woman daily.

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>>39427673
remove yourself norman

>>39427210
What kind of drugs did you use to daze her?

>>39427816
>haha look I like nazis so I'm not a normie right? haha do I fit in yet fellow edgelords???
embarrassing

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>>39428045
People like you are the only reason I frequent this board.