/britfeel/

>>39425448
>tfw you will never have a Rose Tyler gf

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>be at work
>professionally ask cute girl that she sends me some work stuff to my work email
>she me the data i asked for and her snapchat + whatsapp number

i didnt expect today to be a good day

>>39425469
>wanting a chav gf

>>39425487
damn son shes done all the work for you, you better be planning to make a move on her

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>>39425487
Tut tut. Disciplinary action at work for her for using work related resources in an inappropriate matter.

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I learnt from the normies at work yesterday that being able to use chopsticks isn't normal if you're white.

When I said that my parents taught me, this was apparently even more unusual.

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>>39425488
chavs are my fetish lad. I know they're mostly scum and walking red flags but they make my dick absolutely diamonds. it's really sad how pretty a lot of them are too, when I see them walk around in those high jeans and crop tops with that chavvy make-up hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>>39425448
surprise surprise 179

>>39425518
did you type in 'angry woman at work' for this pic?

>>39425544
Angry boss actually. Stock images are such a wealth of laughter.

>>39425528
dont get me wrong lad if i had the opportunity id shag a chav into the fucking ground, but no way id gf one

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>>39425488
>not wanting a chav gf

>>39425579
Any more of her? I am diamonds

>>39425527

Eating burgers, "fry-ups" and sausage rolls with chopsticks is odd. Hence they've likely never encountered them.

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>>39425557
True, they did give us gems like this

>>39425527
>being able to use chopsticks isn't normal if you're white.
Dont be too hard on them lad some people have only just mastered the spoon

>>39425527
im still learning but im happy i can at least eat with them now, im just a bit slow with them

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>>39425618
Have to say, the man eating sandwich images are pretty great, even if they make me a bit hungry.

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oi mateycunts

>>39425593
enjoy lad
twitter.com/alessa_savage

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do any of you lads smoke?
never done it but im thinking about getting a cheeky cigar and trying it out

Birmingham ass anon here lads didn't get sex but we cuddled. She ended up leaving the room for a long time after we did stuff saying that she's not sure what she wants and that she's enjoys company but she's confused. Not sure if that just means I'm friendzoned for life but the cuddling and ass eating wasn't too bad.

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>>39425649
I personally prefer suicide man.

>Blackadder Goes Forth
>Dad's Army
>'Allo 'Allo
Do other countries make TV comedies about wars in which millions of people died or is it just a British thing?

>>39425710
cigars are just for looking cool, cigarettes are for actually feeling something

>>39425714

It means she's not wearing you.

BTFO

>>39425714
>he actually did it

i mean fuck fair play its more than ive done with a girl, but you ate her ass and she did nothing for you? doesnt sound worth it

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>>39425697
diamond chandelier

>>39425682
>tfw no russian eye gf

>>39425729

No, it's fairly common.

>>39425729
It definitely helps that we won the war but yes, mostly a british thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0

>>39425730

t.lad smoking behind the bike sheds.

>>39425733
She sucked my dick so it isn't all that bad just didn't go all the way.

>>39425730
do you have a brand you could recommend lad?

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>>39425723
Some right belters there. This looks like it's the start of some erotic suicide themed photoshoot.

>>39425749
ive only had one blowjob before and it felt like nothing
dont know if they are really overrated or if she was just shit at them desu

>>39425769
Probably shit but you might wank too much with a deathgrip.

>>39425769
desensitised penus perhaps? unable to feel soft touching

>>39425739
>it's fairly common.
Examples? All I can think of is M.A.S.H and that felt more like a hospital drama.

>>39425747
it's the truth, you aren't meant to inhale the smoke down into your lungs when you smoke cigars

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>>39425710
>>39425730
Cigars are the patrician's choice. Less addictive than cigarettes, less bad for your health, smell nice, look cool

>>39425697
My nigga

origano commento

>>39425783
>might wank too much with a deathgrip.

most likely the case, i was only able to cum after she took it out and started jacking me off at a million miles an hour
should probably try and fix that

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>>39425751
Hadn't found that one, god damn my sides.

>>39425697
ahahahhahaha she does interracial, fucking dropped

>>39425790
>>39425783
I've never received a blowey joey but I'm sure I'd cum within about 1 minute, less if she knows what she's doing with the head. I had phimosis so my cockhead is so sensitive still

>>39425818
believe me if you still have a sensitive cockhead then it become painful rather than enjoyable if someone goes crazy on it with their tongue

>>39425815
Do people really think like this? Just don't watch the interracial stuff

She has a scene with my boi Danny D, might give this a watch

>>39425830
>this utter cuck
>i enjoy looking at women who take nigger dick

>>39425828
w-what if I'm into that kind of stuff. sucking after you've cummed too, just like in that JAV scene where the jap is trying to run away from her and she chases him around sucking his cock turbo style

>>39425796
>tfw my mate and i used to smoke cigars whilst watching films and eating pizza

>>39425810
https://www.dreamstime.com/same-stock-photo-model-image22557921

Here is a ton with the geezer.

>>39425843
Excuse me? You're the one sitting alone in your room wanking to two other people fucking so you're the cuck

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Hand over the memes onii-chan

>>39425850
you are a genetic dead end and need to kill yourself for the good of our race

lads did you know Christoper Lee joined the finnish army in ww2 to fight the russians

>>39425865
she doesn't look japanese, maybe possible chinese or somewhere close to there

>close to china
just described most of asia but still

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>>39425851
>tfw used to have poker nights with my mates
>pizza, cigars and drinks
>we've all gone our separate ways now and lost touch
I miss it

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>>39425865
No. I've sworn to protect these memes

>>39425892
fugg, i did that too lad. still have the poker set we used
miss those days

>>39425579
They prefer black men and Asians, lad.

>>39425867
haha doubt I'll get be getting anyone preggers mate, no need to worry about that

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>>39425899
Aye brother

>>39425861
Appreciated, cheers

>>39425899
>from being suicidal to sword-wielding alpha male
There's hope for us all

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>>39425861
i love "computer hacker" stock photos

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>>39425920
looks like we got ourselves a stand off

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>>39425935
https://www.123rf.com/photo_11364130_businessman-with-thoughts-of-suicide.html

Scroll down and more of the set here.

>>39425904
Shitty thing is that they were all friends from school, I never learned how to make friends on my own so now I'm lost

I'd like to have a britfeel chill sesh, some poker, food, drinks, shitposting (no homo stuff). Any lads SW?

>>39425948
>when you realise /g/ wasn't worth a shit

Any lads want to let me borrow 60 quid? I want to get a rice cooker and however much rice I can get with what's left after buying said rice cooker.

>>39425976
id be well up for it lad but i live in scotland, and most of the lads here are from england

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>>39425939
Good luck with your dreams

- Elnur x

>>39425527
my dad taught me when i was a kid he loved a friday night chinese. i use them a lot nowadays because they're easy to use and easy to wash.

>>39425997
sure lad, what's your paypal? sounds like a worthy investment

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This guy looks like a right laugh.

>>39426026
Well if you're serious it's [email protected]

I've had some experience with a rice cooker recently and it seems pretty worthwhile, rice is cheap and fills me up.

lads whats a good temporary email site for creating a burner account on a different website

>>39426051
10 min mail, or just make a gmail you can sign up to shit with. That's what I have.

>>39425998
scotland full of english?

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>>39425920
>>39425954
Guns down boys.

>>39426045
Of course I'm not serious you spastic, who in their right mind would give 60 quid to a stranger for a bloody rice cooker of all things

>>39426065
meant the thread desusenpai

most of the posters here are english, so even if a poker night got organised i couldnt go

>>39425892

i know that feel, i had a a really good group of close friends, there was 6 of us and 3 of them were siblings, used to meet at a pub every friday night and keep to ourselves, the siblings stepdad died a few years ago and they stopped turning out, everyone just split up, ive only seen them once or twice since, feelsbadman

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>>39426065
Not good with words lad? He said he's from Scotland and most people in this thread are from England

>>39425682
Pidgeon girl?

Originally.

>>39426051
set yourself up with a cock.li 1. you can keep it then just login through cock mail.
and a few sites accept it as an email. i set up steam and blizzard with mine.
you can also change it from cock.li to some other 1 if you prefer

>>39426079
Don't know who's more spastic, the guy who thought a random stranger would give him 60quid or you for deceiving an autist

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>>39426077
you first kid

>>39426083
>>39426098
gotcha. muahahaha

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>>39426135
dont make me do it lad

>>39426125
Definitely him lad. Maybe he is autistic though in which case I feel a bit bad

Just sick of begging cunts, that retard spamming about someone buy him Subnautica on steam pissed me right off

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>>39426135
>>39426077
>>39425954
>>39425920


STAND THE FUCK DOWN NOOBS, I GOT ONE IN THE CHAMBER FOR ALL OF YOU

Are rice cookers better than cooking rice is a pan or are they just for retards who can't cook rice?

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>>39426135
>>39426152
>>39426162
Guns down now. I'm ready to shoot.

>>39426054
thanks lad, that worked perfrectly

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>>39426178
Here to back you up. Do what he said.

>>39426167

They're just steamers really.

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how you feel about race mixing?

I really, really enjoy the podracing scene from star wars episode 1

>>39426207
Well I have an asian gf if that says anything about my thoughts.

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>>39426185
EN GUARDE FAGGOT

>>39426135
looks like Sexy Kev has competition

>>39426207

I feel fine lad. Quite, quite fine.

>>39426207
>>39426217


I mean....a NASCAR and F1 crossover would probably be quite fun to watch

>>39426207
Asian girls are cute and it annoys hapas so it has my full endorsement.

>>39426207
Being mixed race myself I don't mind it, it just doesn't need to be pushed, forced or injected into things, if two people find each other and connect so be it but it's not like people should be encouraged or pushed into trying to date outside of their race.

>>39426228
Closest we ever get to that kind of stuff is the Race of Champions.

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>>39426219
I can't take this anymore. Please drop the bomb

Post tunes lads. It's a nice day outside so I feel like heading out to the gym. Anyone working out here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2JjJPDz3EE

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>>39426222
You're damn straight he does.

Nice Kevs

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>>39426264
>>39426219


think of us, gents

I just wanted a rice cooker from amazon lads I found a cheap one for like 19 quid and the other 40 would be a lot of rice.

I'm not a spastic for fucks sake!

I'd probably be too constipated anyway...too much fibre.

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>>39426290
Don't worry lads. I'll distract the kids

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>>39426264
SHIT I DROPPED IT

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>>39426311
no funny business, fella

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>>39426305
So buy it then lad...no one here will ever give you that money. Begging is welcome around these parts, don't make me call the rozzers

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>>39426325
GET OUT OF MY GARDEN

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>>39426343
YOU HEARD THE MAN! GTFO!

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>>39425892

When I got into secondary school I made friends with the to be popular kids and stayed on their good side for the first 2 years, then in year 9 I don't know if it was just hormones making them assholes (even though they were anyway) or if it was something I did but they just started bullying me out of nowhere, and since they were at the top of the social ladder that basically left me to be exiled from all social groups, except one.

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Been absolutely loving these lads, much better than the milk chocolate Krave. What's your favourite cereal?

>>39426343
>>39426390


OI MATES, THESE HARD HATS LOOK A BIT SHARP-TOPPED, AVE YOU GOT A LOICENSE FO DAT?

>>39426404
Here here, Krave is unhealthy af tho

>>39426433
It's just cereal and chocolate lad, I go through a 375g box a week. Not even fat

>>39426398
I was on the fringes of different friendship groups. Never too deep in any one to have a meaningful friendship but never completely isolated. Still felt incredibly alone. I always had someone to sit and eat lunch with but no one asked me to hang out.

>>39426404

Never really eaten it, I like porridge though.

>still without meds
>pharmacy said they should come though tomorrow
Not sure what to do lads. Well really weird and horrible. Bought a shit load of junk food (which I dont normally have). Figured maybe gorging myself on all the sugar and chemicals might give my mood a short term boost?

>>39426443
I meant by cereal standards, it's bad.

Probably doesn't matter if you drink juice though

>>39426404
>What's your favourite cereal?
Quaker Oats with a scoop of protein powder.

>>39426458
Doesn't excersize / jacking off give you the same feeling? I swear it's meant to

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>tfw no china girl date

Fucking hell I am a pathetic mess lads, it has been 1 day, just 1, since I've stuffed my fat face with food and I'm already craving ordering a pizza or something. I'm trying to lose weight but all I think about is food and I comfort eat like a cunt so whenever I get down, even just ever so slightly my mind defaults to getting some food to stuff down my gullet.

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>>39426485
Most Chinkies look like shit though. Japs and Koreans are where it's at

>>39426477
I worked out yesterday but I felt exhausted for the rest of the day so it made me feel worse in the long run. Maybe I'll just do some light exercises instead of lifting weights. Wanking usually depresses me unfortunately.

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>>39426495
Ask a rehab clinic to help you with a food addiction, or just get into purging

>>39426495
Stop being a pussy. No one here can help you anyway, this is something you need to figure out on your own.

>>39426495
>goal weight?
>current weight?

>>39426523
you posted a chinky

>>39426537
>No one here can help you anyway
ah yes, nu-/britfeel/

>>39426546

/britreichfeel/

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>>39426414
You'll never catch me alive!
MUHAHHAHA!

>>39426454
I know porridge is really healthy but I can only eat it by throwing fruit, honey, cinnamon in it, or else it's unbearable. Looks like shit too

>>39426536
Should I actually go to one? I feel like I'd be laughed out as they are dealing with people trying to kick drug habits etc.

>>39426539
55kg and I'm probably like 90kg right now after giving up on my weight loss and giving into my urges.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0d7yLUNzJxp

>>39426546
What do you mean? My point is that no one here can teach him self-control, he needs to sort that out on his own and not rely on anyone else. Tough love

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any of you lads ever tried pic related?
picked up 4 cans on a whim and its really tasty for a lager. got a bottle of doom bar ale too that i am yet to try

>>39426576
In all seriousness if memory serves me correctly they do regard eating disorders as seriously as drug addictions

>>39426545
lol really? Thought she was a Jap
Who is she?

>>39426587
Tough love is the gayest fucking thing ever.

>>39426587
Well you point was poorly made. Obviously no one can lose the weight for him but there's probably someone ITT who can give advice or encouragement.

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how do i make friends lads? Living in london sucks

>>39426617
I'll be your friend laddo.

>>39426571

I sometimes have garam masala in it, otherwise just a pinch of salt.

>>39426612
Yea I have a problem with being blunt

>>39426605
Bend over you faggot and I'll show you real tough love

>>39426604
Chou Tzu-yu

>>39426617
Get out of London

>>39426576
>>39426603
Let's not jump to an eating disorder diagnosis. We dont know anything about anon. His age, how long he's been over-weight, when he decided to try and lose it etc

>>39426593
nah never tried that, don't think I've seen it anywhere but will keep an eye out
which doom bar did you go with
all are good, but for me wolf rock is the best

>>39426617
Do literally anything that can start a conversation, like tripping up and dropping loads of shit

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>>39426651
this one desu, was the only kind that i saw in the shop

1989 was the peak of taylor swift

>>39426660
>pakis and blacks proceed to bumrush anon and steal everything that he dropped on the floor
Ah yes, great conversation starter

>>39426630
pls, you in London?

>>39426640
but then my parents will know i've failed, also my work is much better in london than anywhere else.

>>39426660
>starting conversations with strangers
>in London
it's like you've never been.

>>39426643
26, probably for a good 6-8 years now brought on by me going through a period where I only left my bed to go to the toilet and answer the door for takeaways, early last year when I was 91.5kg, did calorie management with exercise and got down to 77kg before stopping it all and getting back into eating takeaways regularly again.

>>39426617
Well are you a student, at work? There's a million social clubs/events in London to meet people

>>39426639
Why did you lie she's Taiwanese and based in South Korea

Thanks for the name though, she's a qt

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>noticed a funny smell outside
>think its the muck being spread on the feilds
>make a loud comment to my mum about it
>turns out its my neighbor who doesn't have long left to live

I'm going to hell for that one.

>>39426679
was she even alive then?

>>39426684
>>39426660
Like the worst episode of Mr Bean ever

>>39426679
How does someone peak in the year they were born?

How did the circumcision rate in the UK come down so much? It's still pretty high in Canada and Australia.

>>39426712
Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989)

>>39426711
>living near a field in the first place
So what, your neighbour is shitting himself to death or something?

>>39426689
>but then my parents will know i've failed, also my work is much better in london than anywhere else.
You need to re-evaluate your idea of success then, do you actually want to be miserable and overworked just to please your parents?

>>39426728
the album 1989 not the year

>>39426729
>It's still pretty high in Canada and Australia.
I didnt know this actually. I guess Canada I can understand because it's so linked with America but not sure why Oz lads are getting chopped

>>39426711
Not your fault he's begun to rot prematurely

>>39426709
>Taiwanese aren't Chinese

What did he mean by this?

>>39426678
silly me, I think of doom bar as the makers when it's sharp's.
I've only seen doom bar in shops, for their other stuff I've had to get from a supermarket

>>39426734
We're a market town surrounded by countryside, and the neighbor has cancer. Several people came to visit him today so I don't think its good news.

>>39426734
>not living in the countryside
lol city slickers honestly

>>39426754
It's about 10% in Australia

https://youtu.be/39kkVrPAhc8

new song to shill lads check it out

>>39426740
but if i fail in london i'm not going to succeed in another place, it's not like i know anyone anywhere else

>>39426696
>91.5kg, did calorie management with exercise and got down to 77kg
Well at least you know you can do it. 55kg is really light though how tall are you?

>>39426774
>there are people here who can't see the countryside when they look in the distance.

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He posts here. You know this to be true.

>>39426797
that'd kill me desu. love being able to walk for a few min and end up in countryside

>>39426774
I live in Surrey so it's a fairly comfy compromise.

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>Have been trying to contact someone at work to give them more hours but haven't been picking up their phone
>Today he sent an email in saying he's resigning due to lack of hours

What did he mean by this?

>>39426757
where are you that doom bar isn't on tap? It's in almost every pub round 'ere

>>39426796
5'3, I'm an ultra manlet

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! w

>>39426804
Robbie Williams is looking rough nowadays

>>39426833
Only three more posts till z lads
Wonder what he'll do then

>>39426818
he got a better job

>>39426833
i'll stop posting if you can answer me this, why don't pakis brush their teeth

>>39426818
Shoo Mr Shekelstein, shoo!

>>39426853
didn't sound that way from his email, he said he needed to "seek" better employment. He wouldn't seek if he'd already got.

>>39426869
maybe he still wants his latest wages off of you, doesnt want you to have the excuse of "oh well youre working so you wont get it" or some shit
i dunno mate im on bennies

>>39426860

because the white slags love to lick the rotting curry out of our mouths and not to mention our hairy paki assholes, white slags rim out paki assholes whilst u wite bois can't even get a gf

>>39426816
Same, living on the outskirts of a market town has its bonuses. The conveniences of town life one way with the comfiness of nature in all other directions, there are public right's of way all over this area so you can make a day out of walking and visiting little country pubs as you go.

>>39426897
Would be kinda illegal to withhold payment. He quit at the end of the month anyway so he's been paid what he owes.

Just seems kinda ironic that if he picked up his phone he's have more hours.

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who here /supermarket branded booze/

>>39426917
>Would be kinda illegal to withhold payment.

like that stops people, ive had it happen to me

>>39426921
>tfw used to get drunk on sainsburys basic vodka
wew, sure feels good to be out of those dark times

>>39426823
it might be on tap round here, if I go out on the works Christmas do i'll make some inquiries
>>39426909
>seems plausible
thanks bro

>>39426756
>the australians aren't english
What did he mean by this?

For further reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwanese_identity

>>39426921
yeah Sainsbury does a nice lager, nearly 5% and only 3.50bong

>>39426830
>90kg at 5'3
Bloody hell, can't even imagine what you look like. Just a round ball waddling around

>>39426944
do they do a basic southern comfort. used to get asda 1 called deep south, only a tenner for a litre and was drinkable

>>39426921
>having a facebook account
state on this normie lads, also tidy your room

>>39426909
Reminder Pakis love to be cucked by the BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

>>39426944
>tfw spend most weekends drinking M Savers Vodka
im still in the dark times lad
>>39426980
How many cans?

>>39426851
>1, 2, etc.ff
Really can't understand people who pull these gimmicks every day. What enjoyment do they get out of it?

>>39426968
Taiwanese are Chinese race lad.

>>39426817
>I live in Surrey
shit imagine living in the only part of the country worse than london

>>39427029
Didn't even bother to do any reading did you. They have Chinese origin, they are now separated and have a distinctive identiy. If you call them Chinese to their face they'll slap you in the face

>>39426968
The Taiwanese to Chinese are like the Cornish to English.

>>39427040
>only part of the country worse than london
that seems like an extreme exaggeration.

>>39426992
Yeah I'm a disgusting mess, my belly is a fat mould of mess yet seeing it every day somehow doesn't stop me from pigging out despite hating it and myself.

>>39427014
only 4, I tried some of the cheaper stuff but wasn't that nice. got some once and didn't realise it was only 3.6%, twas apoor do
oh actually lidl do 1 that's again nearly 5% 4 for 2.63 or something

>>39427049
>If you call Australians anglo to their face they'll slap you

>>39426999

Nice trips! Trips don't lie!

Filthy paki scum confirmed for baby cocks!

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Afternoon lads.
Not feeling good today, went to my appointment - told I fit criteria, but they wouldn't let me on "because the computer said no on the second check"
'Whats the criteria for that, how do I not fit it?"
No reply, they steered the conversation away each time brushing it off as 'well the system doesn't let me know'
I have literally no bad financial history, I've worked and got a good amount of savings aside so I'm in no way a financial risk but they decline me?
So now I'm financially in a troubled spot.

Post sadfus.

>>39427084
that's why they make the women walk behind them, they don't want them seeing our mighty benises. even the bulge can knock their hijabs off.

>>39427084

Which important female in your life is addicted to Asian cock anon?

>>39427073
Lidl also got that cheap as fuck liquor

>>39427080
That doesnt make sense at all. It would be more like calling an Aussie English.

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Cheeky Boy today.

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>>39427151
Kek at those cucks running from based 4chan.

Just took a shit that was a bit like a dam breaking. A large explosive solid shit came out then was followed by watery shit. Left the loo in a proper mess that.

>>39427151
Why should we care? grow up.

>>39426921
better than only drinking k cider like i did. one time i drank too much and puked my guts out. haven't touched it since. just looking at any cider makes me feel sick now

>>39427117
It would certainly explain why they feel the need to cover their women up and honor kill them if they so much as look at a strong white bull packing a BNP (Big Nordic Penis)
Also explains the rampant paedophilia, they know a white woman would love at them if they flopped out a 3 incher

Oh it's shit being a married paki in a white neighbourhood
bastard bloody wife keep wanting the white bossmans mighty benis init
>cuts to Rasheed covering his wife's eye's whilst waking down the street

>>39426999
My personal favorite is

Tiny 2-inch Asian-Pakistani Penis sucked by Multan Paki Girl

https://xhamster.com/videos/tiny-2-inch-asian-pakistani-penis-sucked-by-multan-paki-girl-4427015

I'm on 2 warnings now
hopefully I'll get a third before christmas, I'm fucking done with this place

>>39427208
lad trust me I work with some and live in a town with some. I've seen it first hand, those bitches are thirsty proper thirsty, tyhey don't even disguise the fact they're looking.
I think that's why their is a lot of domestic violence in paki marriages.

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The Britfeel Times: Edition 2
As people voted for it to be posted last night AND today.

>>39427273
t. angry paki cuckold

>>39427281
it's surprise surprise september, lad.

>>39427288
not a paki or a cuck
I'm being taken for a mug and it's not on
I can't quit or I won't get UC, so I'm seeing how much shit they can take for a laugh

>>39426968
>>39427049
mate they're basically non-commie chinks that moved to live on an island

they're chinese and you just got btfo lad

now sit down, pussyio

I'm really excited and I don't know where else to post it so I'll share it with you but a game I'm really excited for confirmed you could pick the race of the undead character you want to play as which to me is really fucking cool.

https://youtu.be/7B5rJ_VG7Lw?t=2m50s

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Hard life choices lads

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>>39427300
Wish I'd thought of that, maybe I'll include it in the next if you don't mind.

>>39427281
>oral sphincter stimulation

oh my

>>39427151
What is that post all about?

>>39427250

Fuck sake anon, the Asian lads must really kick the shit out of you every time you leave your bigot hole.

Sensible lads those Asians, good taste!

>>39427338
you gave it 6 years longer than me. I made my decision a long time ago

>>39427334
>5p has been deposited into your account

>>39427365
Please go back to /v/.

>>39427363

Let's not brag lad, the decision was made for you.

>>39427338
make another arrow for thai mail order bride

>>39427391

For six months, before she escapes the basement life.

haHAA my uni flatmates are all a bunch of fucking normies x

might just off myself

>>39427356
somebody trying to stir shit
>>39427388
in a way yes. I choose not to pass my fucked up genetics on.

>>39427360
Asian-Pakistani Penis is far too small for many Muslim Girls

https://xhamster.com/videos/asian-pakistani-penis-is-far-too-small-for-many-muslim-girls-4416468

>the other britfeel is actually better

>>39427425

I suspect your mum has creamed up a few though.

>>39427418
kill them, sell their stuff, profit
make it look like a suicide pact you might get a free ride through uni

>>39427439
wheras your mum loves being creamed by multiple white bulls

>>39427464

I daresay my mother had lovers from every corner of the world, I certainly hope so.

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Lads, this thread is so much comfier now that tripfags are all banished

Enjoying the comfy rain lads

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>>39427501
You're very weIcome

>>39427501
Been thinking the same thing. It's nice coming on and seeing anons argue about things other than trips and personality drama for a change.

Had some pretty decent normal chats with some lads too yesterday and today. Typically would have being drowned out before.
At least the trips have their own thread now too. Hopefully they enjoy it too.

>>39425527
Not too weird, my dad grew up in Hong Kong and taught.

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Updated for britfeel

>>39425565
Wear a condom tho, you don't want your cock falling off

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Post good British porn.

>>39427565
*prison gay
back to drawing board for you laddy, see you in a bit

Any robots in Borehamwood or surrounding area? Moving there soon, don't want to get stabbed or Jewed

>>39427565

You forgot the "become racist mouthbreather option" it seems poppyular!

>>39427576
I wonder why the paki wives don't go after black guys. just whites, it's baffling

>>39427425
hah, and i though my 6 incher was small

>>39425729
The yanks have MASH but it's utter shite.
The musical comedy Oh What a Lovely War is great. Americans romanticize war like in Band of Brothers.

>>39427615

But they do anon. Normal human beings go after whomever they fancy. It's just subhuman filth like yourself and your playmates that restrict themselves to socialising with fellow vegetables.

>>39427565
and people say we don't have options

>>39427605

>being this assblasted that you aren't few shades lighter

kek

>>39427653
Paki women get BBC action but it's (Big British Cock) They love to be colonised by a big white bull

>>39427653
whatchoo talking bout mister
might be because there's not many proper black lads about here but i'm only saying what I see

>>39427681

>Being mentally subnormal enough to believe that that is in the least offensive.

Kek

>>39427694

But you don't see much from mummy's house lad.

>>39427653
Go back to leftypol, you middle class gimp

>>39427694
Well when I lived their my time was split between indoors gaming or out in the countryside with my mates.
I get the impression you think i'm making this up.
kekking at you my shallow minded chum

>decide to practice talking to women by creating POF account with a fake pic
>realise I still don't have a fucking clue what I am doing
Might just shitpost at them desu lads, might be a laugh

>>39427699
where was I trying to offend you, friend? Only commented on your reaction

>>39425710
been smoking for well over 5 years now, fags and tea are only things keeping me going

>>39427605
BNP Lads Westernising a Commonwealth Pakistani Schoolgirl

https://xhamster.com/videos/bnp-lads-westernising-a-commonwealth-pakistani-schoolgirl-2948027

>>39427808
don't even think of putting on a trip, mate

>>39427549
what happened to all the trips, i wasn't around to see everything unfold, only partially

>>39427713
get kekking lad, I only done goofed ant I >>39427772

>>39425750
marlboro golds or winnie blues

>>39427819
rest assured lad, the thought has never crossed my mind, even before they were around

thinking about growing a bonsai tree from a sapling lads, whadya reckon?

>>39425750
for cigars, you can't go far wrong with Hamlets, as for ciggarettes, it's all down to personal choice, i usually smoke golden virginia or amber leaf, or whatever is infront of me on the odd occasion

>>39427855
It's 'arder to do than y' think.

>>39427870
iye but I'm thinkin fuck it lad worst to worst im down a tenner

>>39427821
They went over to cripplechan, yet they still constantly come over here to tell us how good it us over there.

(5 posts per hour)

>>39427855
Don't forget to feed it your cummies

>>39427885
Might as well give 'ta bash. Family might think y' a bit gay though.

>>39427890
fair, make the most of their absence while we still can, eh

>>39427906
ah fuck me lad if I av a bird round might think im a bender or ey she might think im karate kid or summit

>>39427911
humourous guy

>>39427923
written in the job description lad

>>39427565
Gay and fucking loving it.
It's literally effortless to find someone to have sex with, thank god for all those gay dating sites.
Bottoms, Tops, bears, twinks you can find everything.
Just wear a fucking condom and have safe sex.

>>39427919
Tell 'er she 'n chop away at y' wood mate.

>>39427989
>not being in one of the few rare monogamous gay relationships

>tfw been asked out by boys all my life, never girls

i'm not even gay

>>39428000
nice three zeros mate, gud un ill tell the wife ta give it a blow for gud luck, all the best lad

Just did a ghost fart, lads. Absolutely no smell at all haha

>>39428024
Same t' you mate.

>>39428018
was meant for
>>39427989

original

>>39428032
you mean you farted and it didn't smell.
ghost implies nothing to see

>>39428009
What's the rush? I don't want kids, so there is no point in marrying someone.
Perhaps in 10 years, if I find someone

>>39428018
try it, and start low. Just have a dude suck your cock. you don't have to touch him, just tell him so. Dudes do the greatest handjobs and blowjobs.

>>39428087
>What's the rush?

The more of these encounters you have the more you make yourself look like a completely undesirable person to be in a monogamous relationship with.

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My DS flash cart came today and I've had a very fun time tapping along to Elite Beat Agents.
Do you have any recommendations for other games?

>>39428032
it's like expunging an evil entity from the arse, ghost farts are the shit

>>39428087
>gay
> i dont want kids

gee, really mate? Thanks for clarifying

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>>39428124
>The more of these encounters you have the more you make yourself look like a completely undesirable person to be in a monogamous relationship with.

This is what ugly incels actually believe

Just ordered a big yummy pizza

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>fucking zero hour work
>get one shift all week tonight
>ring every taxi place i know of
>uhh 30-45mins m8
>start in 10 minutes

Fuck everything today desu

>>39428152
you are fat
this is an incontrovertible fact

>>39428143
What anon said is actually true
>t. gay in monogamous relationship

>>39428152
>tfw going to order a dominos later because they have that delicious garlic butter

i love paying silly prices for pizza and flushing my money down the loo

>>39428140
Are you 12?
Some faggots adopt or have a host mother.
Other faggots are closet faggots and get married to a woman and have kids normally.

>>39428143
I'm in a relationship, have been for coming up to 2 years now, me and my bf are both each other's firsts and we wouldn't have it any other way. Fucking disgusting imagine you settling down with a guy who you know has taken every load under the sun and probably has aids.

>>39428168
Ehh just a little podgy in the belly. Any exercises I can do at home to bring it down?

>>39428217
to burn off just that big pizza you need to walk for 4.5 hours

has anyone tried phenibut?

is it good for social anxiety?

>>39428246
can't he just wank away the calories

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Lads my oil light and stop light both keep flashing on my car. My MOT's in a few days so I thought I'd just ignore it, but I'm still worried. Is it worth just waiting until then or should I get it sorted sooner?

>>39428299
that's an MOT fail lad
get it sorted

>>39428299
it's flashing because it's low, check you're oil

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Where is the OP image set in your opinion?

I've always assumed it's in some Birmingham suburb, or the high-street of an old industrial town in the Midlands?

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>mfw they don't like the Duck

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>Interview with the CEO of a company on Tuesday
>Shitting myself, can barely speak
How do normals do this

>>39428299
Why do people just leave stuff for the MOT when they know they'll fail? You'll end up paying twice surely.

lads i am so fucking lonely

>>39428299
If it's flashing, that means your oil pressure is very low. Stop driving immediately and replace the oil.

>>39428382
Shit guess I'd better. I told my mum and he's sending my brother round soon to show me how to do it. Feel like a right spastic for not knowing how to do it but it's what I've got to do I suppose
>>39428412
Pretty sure I wasn't oil last time I checked
>>39428428
I didn't know it was an MOT fail
>>39428463
I've been driving around with it for a few days, have I really been treading on thin ice that much? Shit

>>39428420
Are you the anon that uploaded the mega? Just finished downloading it, cheers.

>100 pound for an oil change the oil only costs 2.50
>ah yeah but that's including labour int it mate, it's not going to put it self in haha
>oi lads,lads. this guy thinks oil is magic hurr hurr.

>>39428494
I am. I hope you enjoy it.

>>39428486
>anon's engine seizes and he ruins his car because of his own sheer negligence

>>39428502

A slight exaggeration lad but if it saves you getting your hands dirty it's worth every penny.

>>39428535
wear gloves ya shitter